This season, we’ve got a big surprise for you: Survivor host Jeff Probst will be stopping by each week to give us his thoughts on the show and the players.
This blog post is definitely written by Jeff Probst, host of Survivor, and not that guy who wrote the People’s Survivor blog posts last season. It is most certainly not a parody, but if it were it would probably have been written by John. You can follow John on Twitter @purplerockjohn or @purplerockpod. And you can follow me, Jeff Probst, on twitter @jeffprobst.
Jeff Prost can’t be here this week, so he gave the blog post job to us the social media interns. This isn’t the first time we have written stuff. Every week we write the “7 things the person voted out wants u 2 know abt #Survivor” thing on the CBS site. And we are excite to talk about last week’s great episode! This was the one where Anna was voted out in case you forgot.
Other things happened on this episode! There was a tribe swap, but since we accidentally almost killed Caleb last week we couldn’t have two tribes with the same number of people because Jeff said you can’t divide 13 by 2 (even though I tried it on my calculator app and it said 6.5).
So our fellow millenial Julia ended up all alone by herself on the Beauty beach, which is mean af. She deserves better! It was cool that they showed her giving a shout out to her fellow millenials by making Millenial Face, though.
Julia was crying and shaking, and that old man had some weird thing going on with his finger. But that is going to happen a lot this season. I think Koh Rang has all kinds of diseases or something. Plus I heard it’s really really hot.
You probably can’t even imagine what it’s like to be on Surviver and have cameras following you all the time. But a lot of embarrassing stuff can happen. Like this week Aubry had to go run away and poop lol!
Anyway the tribe Tai is on (I think its called To Panga) lost the immunity challenge so they had to go to tribal council. And when they were at tribal council the guy that looked like Obama started acting like he was Keith (you may not remember Keith but he was the old country guy that was on like two seasons ago)- he was like “Stick to the plan lol! And here is the plan in case you forgot- vote out Tai or Anna.”
So Anna got voted out. Jeff says that we might bring Anna back though. He says she has a lot of what we’re looking for when we cast women for Survivor.
Anyway that’s it for this week. But make sure to check out our post this week on the CBS Surviver site. It’s called “14 times girls wore buffs over their boobs”. Hopefully Jeff will be back next week!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia