Quiz: Are You a Hero, Healer, or Hustler?

Wow, turns out I can still make posts here. I can understand why everyone would be confused, since it’s been a while since I published anything. The hardest part about Survivor Wednesday is finding ways to kill time on the internet until it’s time to watch TV so you can spend time talking about the show on the internet.

What better way to waste time online than debating the results of a silly quiz? Now that the tribes are swapped and the theme has no real meaning, let’s find out if Jeff Probst would consider you a hero, healer, or a hustler. After all, this is a huge aspect of any person’s identity.

What is your salary?

Why did you choose your current job?

Your friend is moving to a new place. What do you do?

Oh no! You woke up feeling sick. You...

How old are you?

In a shocking turn of events, there is a natural disaster. How do you respond?

Why would you get voted out of Survivor?

Which themed season would you rather play on?

Did you buy PRP merch?

How ridiculous is the Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers theme?

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Emma is the token chick of the Purple Rock Podcast. She has watched the show continuously since the second episode and is pretty sure she's never seen the pilot.

Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Micronesia, Cambodia, Cook Islands, China, Philippines

Favorite players: Courtney Yates, Parvati Shallow, John Cochran, Cirie Fields, Yul Kwon, Kim Spradlin
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92 thoughts on “Quiz: Are You a Hero, Healer, or Hustler?

  1. I’m a hustla, ask about me. I’m not surprised by this, it’s accurate but also doesn’t really feel like a compliment. Some soul searching needs be done by me after this.

  2. Still waiting for the which PRP commenter are you quiz. People are dying to know whether they are a Barbara Anderson, Saturday Night Palsy, Mike Hirsch, Kemper Boyd, Blurry Denzel, or a Violina23. I’m hoping to be a EmAndScoutinBK.

    1. “Which PRP Commenter Are You?”

      Question 1: Type in your username.

      Thanks for taking the quiz!

      1. In my head I was thinking to survey 6 commenters and have them be the answers. So the quiz was more like “Which PRP Commenter Are You (besides yourself)?”

        1. I have a student inventory survey that I use as a “get to know you tool.” If you actually wanted to make this quiz, you could use that to get your answers.

          1. I don’t think I would know how to make the quiz but I definitely would be willing to ask the questions and gather the all the information.

          2. I’m pretty sure I can finagle it if you really want to see it happen.

            What kind of questions were you thinking of? I have a bunch of the standard ones, like
            “If you could have anything in the world for a meal, what would you eat?”
            “What’s one of your favorite songs?”
            “If you ruled the world, what’s a law that you would enact?”
            “What’s your favorite TV show (that isn’t Survivor)?”
            “How would you spend your perfect Sunday?”

            You could also ask more Survivor geared questions, like “Which castaway are you most like?”, etc.

        1. And now we know that John would be TheForRealDeal. The quiz idea works, everyone. We should do this.

      2. That reminds me of a Sporcle quiz I saw once.

        Quiz: Things Meatloaf won’t do for love

        Answer: That

    2. To be clear, I meant “I don’t deserve you” in the “you are too wonderful” kind of way.

  3. We can be heroes, just for one day.

    I got Hero twice, even after answering differently in the subjective questions. This also does not feel like a compliment.

    1. They mention Joe in the summary, but that don’t mean it was you. I’m sure it’s not you, pretty sure you are great, so no need to feel offended. (I’m a healer too.)

  4. I’m a Hero and apparently a True American, which is interesting, because I am very much not. I’m also a lawyer (and not the public defender kind) which raises questions around the Hero thing

      1. I’m not saying the show wouldn’t make a lawyer a Hero in these arbitrary and meaningless tribes (see Savage, Andrew), just that the show is silly (not Emma’s quiz, of course)

          1. Of course it does! Which, by definition, makes your quiz not silly (except that it is because it deals with these tribe divisions)

        1. I’m now deeply hoping there’s not a joke about that in the Heroes answer, because I did not take the test more than once.

    1. I got hero too and have same profession … and Probst can’t be hoping I’ll win because I’m female and neither athletic nor a Cochran type.

  5. I got Hustler. Seems about right. Nothing says “hustle” more than a full time teaching gig!

    1. Same! Although based on the preseason stuff, I though teacher was supposed to fit in with either the Heroes or Healers. So I guess we’re all three, and the division really are bullshit after all!

  6. I’m a healer – and that is the best description I EVER could have hoped for. I love you guys.

  7. I got healer even though the actual casting process for me would be “does it matter what tribe we put him on? Put him in front a camera and wait for him to say something weird.”

          1. How you all love to mock the humble bellhop. The heroic side of me will turn the other cheek while my healer side hopes that you can find a way past this inner turmoil that causes you to lash out in anger.

          2. Wouldn’t a real healer help him find resolution to that inner turmoil, as opposed to just hoping it fixes itself?

          3. As a hopper, my medical training is limited to first aid/CPR. It would be reckless if I were to attempt any psychological healing without the proper background.

      1. It really was a missed opportunity for Survivor to have a SAHM on the Heroes tribe. Although I guess Healer would also apply.

  8. Congratulations! You’re a hustler! Probably means you are young or poor. Ouch, Emma. To mean. Making pizza is so heroic, i deserve better than this! Go Astros! #bellhopstrong

    1. I expected to get Hustler, so it was supposed to be a self-burn. But then I ended up being a Healer! Oops.

      Go Astros!

  9. And then a hero comes along,
    With the strength to carry on,
    And you cast your fears aside,
    And you know you can survive …

  10. I want one of these quizzes for bvbvb but it’s impossible to get anything except brains tribe

  11. Is this quiz a trick to find out who bought merchandise? Also the natural diaster question needs a “Felt bad, but ultimately did nothin” option

    I don’t deserve Healer, which is what I got.

    1. I also wanted a “do nothing” option for the natural disaster, lol. But then I guess they would have had to add a result so that the quiz was “Healers, Hustlers, Heroes….and Villains”

  12. I’m a hero! I’m a hero! I’m a hero!

    And not afraid to rub it in everyone’s faces. 😂

  13. I answered that I bought merch, because I want a shirt, or hoodie, but I’ve been putting off looking at the shipping costs.

    And I like that I could either be a healer or Joe, almost the opposite of a healer.

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