Quiz: Are You a Hero, Healer, or Hustler?

Wow, turns out I can still make posts here. I can understand why everyone would be confused, since it’s been a while since I published anything. The hardest part about Survivor Wednesday is finding ways to kill time on the internet until it’s time to watch TV so you can spend time talking about the show on the internet.

What better way to waste time online than debating the results of a silly quiz? Now that the tribes are swapped and the theme has no real meaning, let’s find out if Jeff Probst would consider you a hero, healer, or a hustler. After all, this is a huge aspect of any person’s identity.

What is your salary?

Why did you choose your current job?

Your friend is moving to a new place. What do you do?

Oh no! You woke up feeling sick. You...

How old are you?

In a shocking turn of events, there is a natural disaster. How do you respond?

Why would you get voted out of Survivor?

Which themed season would you rather play on?

Did you buy PRP merch?

How ridiculous is the Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers theme?

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Emma is the token chick of the Purple Rock Podcast. She has watched the show continuously since the second episode and is pretty sure she's never seen the pilot.

Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Micronesia, Cambodia, Cook Islands, China, Philippines

Favorite players: Courtney Yates, Parvati Shallow, John Cochran, Cirie Fields, Yul Kwon, Kim Spradlin
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  • Blurry Denzel

    I’m a hustla, ask about me. I’m not surprised by this, it’s accurate but also doesn’t really feel like a compliment. Some soul searching needs be done by me after this.

  • Blurry Denzel

    Still waiting for the which PRP commenter are you quiz. People are dying to know whether they are a Barbara Anderson, Saturday Night Palsy, Mike Hirsch, Kemper Boyd, Blurry Denzel, or a Violina23. I’m hoping to be a EmAndScoutinBK.

    • TheForRealDeal

      “Which PRP Commenter Are You?”

      Question 1: Type in your username.

      Thanks for taking the quiz!

      • Purple Rock Emma

        Hmmm, that sounds really easy to make.

      • Blurry Denzel

        Well, there goes my dreams.

      • Blurry Denzel

        In my head I was thinking to survey 6 commenters and have them be the answers. So the quiz was more like “Which PRP Commenter Are You (besides yourself)?”

        • TheForRealDeal

          Hint: The answer to question 1 is “EmAndScoutinBK”.

        • Taako From Teevhii

          I have a student inventory survey that I use as a “get to know you tool.” If you actually wanted to make this quiz, you could use that to get your answers.

          • Blurry Denzel

            I don’t think I would know how to make the quiz but I definitely would be willing to ask the questions and gather the all the information.

          • Taako From Teevhii

            By “the quiz” do you mean the post that everyone else takes?

          • Blurry Denzel

            Yeah, that is what I mean

          • Taako From Teevhii

            I’m pretty sure I can finagle it if you really want to see it happen.

            What kind of questions were you thinking of? I have a bunch of the standard ones, like
            “If you could have anything in the world for a meal, what would you eat?”
            “What’s one of your favorite songs?”
            “If you ruled the world, what’s a law that you would enact?”
            “What’s your favorite TV show (that isn’t Survivor)?”
            “How would you spend your perfect Sunday?”

            You could also ask more Survivor geared questions, like “Which castaway are you most like?”, etc.

          • Blurry Denzel

            I was thinking along those similar lines. Standard mixed with Survivor questions.

      • You get us.

        • Blurry Denzel

          And now we know that John would be TheForRealDeal. The quiz idea works, everyone. We should do this.

      • corndogshuffle

        That reminds me of a Sporcle quiz I saw once.

        Quiz: Things Meatloaf won’t do for love

        Answer: That

    • Mike Hirsch

      Aren’t we all?

      • Blurry Denzel

        Well, yeah. A quiz would help us get that result.

    • EmAndScoutInBK

      I don’t deserve you.

    • EmAndScoutInBK

      To be clear, I meant “I don’t deserve you” in the “you are too wonderful” kind of way.

      • Blurry Denzel

        I figured that is what you meant and that is very kind of you to say. Thanks, Em.

    • Kemper Boyd

      Funny I kinda want to get you. Or Em. Because Em is awesome.

      • EmAndScoutInBK

        YOU are awesome. I’d be thrilled with a Blurry/KB result

    • Sylvisual

      Every result is actually “Sad Lil”.

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      “Which of the following hashtags is your favorite?…”

    • Spoiler: if Cambodia is in your top 5 favorite seasons, then you are not me.

      • Blurry Denzel

        Cambodia isn’t in my top 5. So it sounds like I’m such a Barbara Anderson.

  • Assistant Dragon Slayer

    We can be heroes, just for one day.

    I got Hero twice, even after answering differently in the subjective questions. This also does not feel like a compliment.

  • I got hustler. I’m very offended by this vile defamation of my character.

    • i and 1

      You tried once, and then gave up?

      • sharculese

        Just trying once is significantly above the mean for John.

  • Roswulf

    I got Healer…but I think it was the Joe type Healer, so I’m mortally offended.

    • i and 1

      They mention Joe in the summary, but that don’t mean it was you. I’m sure it’s not you, pretty sure you are great, so no need to feel offended. (I’m a healer too.)

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        So…two Joes here.

  • Maritimer

    I’m a Hero and apparently a True American, which is interesting, because I am very much not. I’m also a lawyer (and not the public defender kind) which raises questions around the Hero thing

    • It’s almost as though these tribe attributes are arbitrary and meaningless. I’m outraged!

      • Maritimer

        I’m not saying the show wouldn’t make a lawyer a Hero in these arbitrary and meaningless tribes (see Savage, Andrew), just that the show is silly (not Emma’s quiz, of course)

        • Purple Rock Emma

          You mean my quiz doesn’t highlight how silly the tribe divisions are? I’m hurt.

          • Maritimer

            Of course it does! Which, by definition, makes your quiz not silly (except that it is because it deals with these tribe divisions)

    • sharculese

      They meant True American, the drinking game from New Girl.

      • Maritimer

        *stares blankly* I have no idea what that show is

        • sharculese

          I’m now deeply hoping there’s not a joke about that in the Heroes answer, because I did not take the test more than once.

    • Alycia Swift

      I got hero too and have same profession … and Probst can’t be hoping I’ll win because I’m female and neither athletic nor a Cochran type.

    • Hornacek

      (gasps) Are you Lyle Howe???

      • Maritimer

        No, I’m *still* a lawyer

        • Hornacek

    • Purplerockmatt

      Also a lawyer, but I’m a hustler.

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        Sometimes I wonder if I really am the only bellhop that comments on this site.

  • Mike Hirsch

    Hero here. Feel free to bask in the glow of my awesomeness.

  • corndogshuffle

    I got Hustler. Seems about right. Nothing says “hustle” more than a full time teaching gig!

    • Taako From Teevhii

      Same! Although based on the preseason stuff, I though teacher was supposed to fit in with either the Heroes or Healers. So I guess we’re all three, and the division really are bullshit after all!

      • Mike Hirsch

        I don’t know. Mine makes sense.

        • Taako From Teevhii

          Well, broken clock and all that.

    • I got healer, which I am actually shocked by considering the whole “having two jobs” thing.

  • EmAndScoutInBK

    I’m a healer – and that is the best description I EVER could have hoped for. I love you guys.

    • Kemper Boyd

      I’m a Healer. Is “political assistant” a healing job?

      • EmAndScoutInBK

        It sure can be. See: this past year for both of our countries.

    • Mike Hirsch

      You’re a hero to me!

      • EmAndScoutInBK

        Awwww – I love you, man

  • Hornacek

    I’m a hero! This quiz is accurate!

  • sharculese

    I got healer even though the actual casting process for me would be “does it matter what tribe we put him on? Put him in front a camera and wait for him to say something weird.”

    • Sylvisual

      Your comments prove we don’t even need a camera for that.

  • indescribable hat

    This quiz is not designed for the jobless.

    • Violina23

      Or the stay-at-home parent…

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        Or the “triple threat”.

        • sharculese

          theft, arson, and light treason?

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            How you all love to mock the humble bellhop. The heroic side of me will turn the other cheek while my healer side hopes that you can find a way past this inner turmoil that causes you to lash out in anger.

          • Taako From Teevhii

            Wouldn’t a real healer help him find resolution to that inner turmoil, as opposed to just hoping it fixes itself?

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            As a hopper, my medical training is limited to first aid/CPR. It would be reckless if I were to attempt any psychological healing without the proper background.

      • Purple Rock Emma

        It really was a missed opportunity for Survivor to have a SAHM on the Heroes tribe. Although I guess Healer would also apply.

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          Didn’t Chrissy leave her job to raise her children? Hero tribe!

          Also, go Astros!

          • Purple Rock Emma

            Go Astros!

    • Sylvisual

      This isn’t a “Which member of the Dirty 30 are you?” quiz.

  • Judson Helland

    Congratulations! You’re a hustler! Probably means you are young or poor. Ouch, Emma. To mean. Making pizza is so heroic, i deserve better than this! Go Astros! #bellhopstrong

    • Purple Rock Emma

      I expected to get Hustler, so it was supposed to be a self-burn. But then I ended up being a Healer! Oops.

      Go Astros!

  • Alycia Swift

    Ok I got hero. Nope. Thought it would be hustler.

  • Hornacek

    And then a hero comes along,
    With the strength to carry on,
    And you cast your fears aside,
    And you know you can survive …

  • Hornacek
  • Judson Helland

    I want one of these quizzes for bvbvb but it’s impossible to get anything except brains tribe

  • the sky is falling

    Is this quiz a trick to find out who bought merchandise? Also the natural diaster question needs a “Felt bad, but ultimately did nothin” option

    I don’t deserve Healer, which is what I got.

    • Ms. Sweaterfan

      I also wanted a “do nothing” option for the natural disaster, lol. But then I guess they would have had to add a result so that the quiz was “Healers, Hustlers, Heroes….and Villains”

  • the sky is falling

    Fun poll!

  • StormofCuteness

    I’m a hero! I’m a hero! I’m a hero!

    And not afraid to rub it in everyone’s faces. 😂

  • Something Quirky

    I answered that I bought merch, because I want a shirt, or hoodie, but I’ve been putting off looking at the shipping costs.

    And I like that I could either be a healer or Joe, almost the opposite of a healer.

  • Parvatis2Idols

    Hustler! Young and unemployed, but apparently hard working

  • forever1267

    I’m a combo of Mariah and Enrique Iglesias. and THAT’S got me feelin’ emotions….

  • Crappy

    Healer…mmmmm