Quiz: Which Survivor are you?

Have you ever wondered how you’d do if you actually played Survivor? Now is your chance to find out- without having to get up off the couch.

What type of player are you? The strategic mastermind? The social savant? The challenge beast? Take our quiz and find out the definitive, indisputable truth.

Which animal are you?

Choose your method of transportation

Time to eat! What's your choice for lunch?

What is your favorite book?

Which Jeff Probst is your favorite Jeff Probst?

Who is the worst Survivor player?

Who is this?

Let us know in the comments or on Twitter which Survivor you are; it’ll help confirm our suspicions about some of you.

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  • purplerockandy
    • gouis

      It’s rigged!

  • Saturday Night Palsy

    This was rigged.

    • So you got Boston Rob too, then?

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        I’m shocked I didn’t get Rodney.

        • Purplerockmatt

          The fact that you didn’t means that the algorithm is messed up

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            I got two horrible results on both quizzes. Now I hope Troyzan wins this season. I hope he beats Cirie and Aubrey at FTC.

  • TheForRealDeal

    Oh I get it.

  • Purplerockmatt

    I think I hit my head taking this quiz

    • Mike Hirsch

      Hi, fellow Chet!

      • Purplerockmatt

        Hahahaha. You just can’t escape me can you?

        • purplerockandy

          This is how we know these things are scientifically accurate.

          • Mike Hirsch

            Chet seems about right though. Like, I’d probably do marginally better than Chet, but only marginally.

          • Assistant Dragon Slayer

            Marginally better Chet would have blindsided Ozzy

          • Mike Hirsch

            I’ll take that, then.

        • Mike Hirsch

          In order to avoid further confusion between the two of us (since we definitely both exist and are definitely not the same person), I think everyone should just refer to us as The Chets from now on.

          • Purplerockmatt

            Your son should call us “My Two Chets”

  • Head Architect Sylvia

    You pesky kids and your silly quizzes designed to make me look bad!

  • Diego Armando

    I got a hunk of cardboard. Apparently it was on Koah Rong, but I have no way of knowing.

  • Taako From Teevhii

    The first question is redundant because we’re all poodles here; we seem nice at first glance, but we’re actually all humungous assholes.

  • Guys, I got Wanda and it oddly works and doesn’t work at the same time.

  • gouis

    I got Alicia.

    Time for seppuku. Tell my family I loved them.

    • Wait….which Alicia?

      • gouis

        The evil one

      • Kemper Boyd

        One is Alicia, one is Alecia. You are welcome.

        • But there is also Alicia Calaway from AO and All Stars.

          • Kemper Boyd

            I just always assume we call her Alicia Calaway, because let’s never let someone think she is Alicia Rosa.

  • indescribable hat

    I’m Chet, which is the perfect punishment for me because it comes with a gif of him diving badly. Why are there so many belly flops on this show?

    • A large portion of the population never dives?

      • Mike Hirsch

        But you’d think people applying for this show would at least attempt to learn how to dive.

        • But most people can’t dive into oceans because they don’t live near an ocean.

          • Mike Hirsch

            They should find a lake, pool, or basin of some sort.

          • But it’s not the same or so I have been told #cantswim #cantdrive

        • Kemper Boyd

          Diving is one of my few skills. I have a really nice racing dive and a running dive but I can’t actually swim well.

          • I’m a terrible swimmer. It’s especially sad given that I’ve lived near oceans and pools my whole life.

          • Mike Hirsch

            I’m a better diver than swimmer. I struggled with learning to actually swim as a kid.

      • indescribable hat

        Chet isn’t that confusing, but I wonder about the people who are strong swimmers but lousy divers. I suppose you must be right.

    • Violina23

      Because if there is a belly flop, they will ALWAYS show it because it’s funny 😉

  • Judson Helland

    Um… I don’t even know who Tyler is . Please assist. I have a bad feeling about this. Is this Tyler of the the Tyler Perry presents the Tyler perrys I can do immunity all by myself idol?

    • indescribable hat

      I’ve been missing that acronym amid all the FFGCSDT variants.

    • sharculese

      If you need help remember who Tyler is, good news: he has an incredibly detailed Wikipedia page that does not at all look like he wrote it himself.

    • Figaro

      Ew, I got Tyler too! What did I ever do to deserve this? :'(

  • Ms_Woozah

    I got OWM which….you know what, I’ll concede. Probably fair.

    *Leaves to go examine all her life choices.*

    • Kemper Boyd

      If your life choices are booze and hanging out, getting Michele ain’t to shabby.

  • Other Scott

    Okay, the most important question…

    Was Jon Misch an option?

    • Am I the type of person that would call Jon Misch a Survivor legend?

      • Other Scott

        Michele Fitzgerald was an option!!

        • This is a very strong argument.

  • Kemper Boyd

    Not even mad guys, I’m not even mad.

  • Ms. Sweaterfan

    I got Chet.

    This checks out.

    • Ms. Sweaterfan

      Supporting evidence: I am currently lying down to rest after checking the mail.

  • Roswulf

    Tyler here.

    Between that and Andy last week, these quizzes are offering a depressing but not inaccurate window into my soul.

    MAKE IT STOP

    • Max_Jets

      I also got Tyler and I wouldn’t be so upset about if there was a different picture for him.

      • No mercy, fam.

  • pufflehuff

    This is amazing. I got Cirie, just as I suspected! (I stopped reading after ‘C’ as I’m sure no other Survivor legend begins with the same letter and I couldn’t imagine you making a quiz to troll your readers.)

  • HBO CEO of Tits

    this is nonsense I got purple Kelly. Who other players openly asked why she didn’t talk.

    The real answer is Zane from Philippines because I smoke and probably wouldn’t quit in time and there is no way in hell I’d keep my mouth shut.

  • PurpleTally

    I got Michele.
    Is this because I said BRob was Amber’s husband? Because, if so, I’m not sorry about it, and I’ll take what I got.

  • sharculese

    Actual answers:

    1. Owl
    2. Barefoot
    3. a poached egg on toast with spicy mustard and a basil chiffonade
    4. yeah, let’s still with the dog book
    5. dick pick Probst, don’t care if it’s fake
    6. Ken
    7. A dude who has candy in his van

    • Not gonna lie, I sought out a book of dog pics just so you’d select it.

      • sharculese

        I know I edited it in

    • Kemper Boyd

      1. Meercat
      2. Public Transport
      3. grain bowl
      4. haven’t read a book in almost a year
      5. Smug Probst
      6. Corinne
      7. Andy’s One True Love

    • Purple Rock Emma

      1. Cheetah
      2. Car
      3. French fries!
      4. The Book Thief
      5. Water-ski Probst
      6. Zane
      7. Andy’s dad

      • Something Quirky

        Have you read The Messenger?

        • Purple Rock Emma

          I have not.

          • Something Quirky

            It’s by the same author, and I thought it was pretty decent, though haven’t read it in years. I’ve never read The Book Thief though, and am curious about any similarities.

          • Purple Rock Emma

            Good to know, I’ll have to check it out.

    • Assistant Dragon Slayer

      1. Hallucinogenic coyote, voiced by Johnny Cash
      2. Windowless white van
      3. Today: Steamed pork bun, a banana, and kombucha
      4. Impossible to answer. I’m currently reading Killers of the Flower Moon and it’s pretty damn good.
      5. Helicopter Probst
      6. Lisi
      7. A visually similar image search on Google returns photos of Russell Hantz (not a joke)

    • purplerockandy

      1. Doggo
      2. Sedan
      3. Shawarma
      4. Gatsby
      5. “Trashing Michele” Probst
      6. Shamar
      7. Some douchebag

    • Diego Armando

      1. Crow
      2. Mazda
      3. Protein Bar
      4. Sticking with graphic novels
      5. Dan destroying Probst
      6. Colton
      7. 2nd best player (behind the queen)

    • Something Quirky

      I actually own a very similar book (The Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds).

  • sharculese

    Also guys as we speak I’m finally getting around to watching last weeks episode. That’s how little I care about this season.

    • Sharcy, I am right there with you. I have not finished so many episodes this season because it is not a very good season.

      • Assistant Dragon Slayer

        Unless something changes drastically in the last two episodes, I think Game Changers is a lock for third-best returnees season. Fortunately, All-Stars sets the bar really low.

        Definitely not top 10, definitely not bottom 10. Close to or slightly under the median. But again, depends on how it ends.

        • I think it is definitely near 20. I actually think that it is a game of chicken between All Stars and Game Changers for worse. All Stars had the far better cast, but some darker moments. However, there was some interesting strategies employed by several different people.

          • Diego Armando

            I will at least argue that All Stars had an important historical impact on the game. Rob helped revolutionize the game and this season is the reason why couples alliances are so feared.

          • I think this one will have the historical impact of fans actively rooting against returnee seasons.

  • Side Character

    I got Alec. Then Purple Kelly. Then Alicia. Then Tyler. Then Michele.
    At this point, I’m just going to see if I can actually get everyone.

  • Violina23

    I got Chet twice. I don’t even remember who Chet is. If he played between Australian Outback & All-Stars, then that’s why 😉

    • purplerockandy

      He was not.

      • Violina23

        *quick google search*

        OK, I clearly need to rewatch micronesia… 😉

        • Where were you during our Micronesia rewatch?

          • Violina23

            I think by the time I realized it was happening, you guys were too far for me to catch up!

    • DrVanNostrand

      Kathy famously asked him if being gay meant he wanted to be a woman. How could you forget that gem?

      • forever1267

        *blink*

  • Hornacek

    Tyler?
    TYLER?
    TYLER?!?!?

    • Not my fault you make bad choices.

      • Hornacek

        Serves me right for answering the questions honestly.

  • Crappy

    A+ trolling. I got Alicia.

    • Purple Rock Emma

      So did Fishbach!

  • Maritimer

    I got Michele. Hey, I can handle being a boring millionaire so long as I’m a millionaire

  • Saturday Night Palsy

    Here’s a quiz:

    PRP staffers are:
    A) Mean
    B) Mean
    C) Mean
    D) All of the above

    • purplerockandy

      Results:

      You got Kyle Jason!

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        It would be a fair and just world if you and John had gotten each other on last weeks quiz.

        • purplerockandy

          I wanted Matt and Mark to get each other.

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            What? Matt… and Mark?

        • purplerockandy

          Also, my wife took the quiz. It would’ve tore our household apart had she gotten John.

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            And that would have neen funny as fuck!

  • Alycia Swift

    I got Wanda. Not picked. Sounds about right.

  • Diego Armando

    I tried it again, picking the worst options I could find and got Alicia. The quiz works.

  • Ryan Bilger

    I got Purple Kelly, though I love that the picture isn’t even Purple Kelly. Oh well haha.

    • Ryan Bilger

      Because I am a joke killer

  • DrVanNostrand

    You are the world’s biggest monsters!!!! I am not a Michele!!!! I can barely tolerate being a Mark (Matt?), but this is where I draw the line!!!!!

  • MsFjordstone

    I got Michele. I don’t understand how I could have gotten a random person who wasn’t even on Survivor, and who most certainly did *not* win her season!

  • Prom King

    Alec! I love who I am!

  • Something Quirky

    Hector as I quickly scrolled back up through this: “(*slight gasp at large BR picture*) I don’t know who that was, but he looked very American.”

  • forever1267

    “I got Alec. You’re only here because you have a sibling that’s an even bigger idiot than you are. Although let’s be real- it’s close.”

    Which is actually true, but I would have preferred Baldwin is we’re talking siblings.

  • forever1267

    How do I rig the quiz so that I win, I mean, score, I mean get, Burton….?
    http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/carrowsboy/Survivor/BurtonRoberts_zpsdf11598e.jpg

  • corndogshuffle

    Guys, I took the quiz but got somebody named “Michele”. I thought the point of this quiz was that I would learn which Survivor I’m most like. Couldn’t you at least include an actual Survivor player?