Really? Them? A Look at the Success and Failures of the Unlikely Survivor Returnees

In every half or full Survivor returnee season (i.e., seasons with more than one returnee per tribe), there’s always one or two contestants that make fans wonder, “Why?” Sometimes this is due to the player being controversial, sometimes they just didn’t seem particularly interesting the first time around. Sometimes these returnees become top tier players or beloved characters. Other times they end up being exactly what we’d expect, if not worse. Since we just said goodbye to a couple that would fit on this list, I thought I’d take a look at the unlikely Survivor returnees to see if we can learn anything from casting’s oddest choices.

Casting Struck Gold 

Jeff Varner

What, haven’t we at Purple Rock Podcast already said about the delightful Jeff Varner? Though we were on the Varner hype train early and often, I admit I don’t remember much about him in The Australian Outback. Perhaps I was too young, perhaps it was too long ago, but I know I wasn’t the only one to wonder about him. At least before the preseason press started coming out.

Bless your heart, Jeff Varner.
Bless you, Jeff Varner.

But once he hit the beaches of Cambodia, production and audiences alike saw exactly why Jeff Varner was put on the Second Chance ballot. And even though we’re still heartbroken that he went out fourth, no one will be surprised if he returns for a third time.

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Kelley Wentworth

While I was on the Wentworth bandwagon by the time Kelley was voted off San Juan del Sur, if not earlier, I could understand why some people were surprised to see her on the Second Chance ballot, much less making it on the cast.

Although…slim pickings.

Some people got a little intense in their disdain for Kelley. No one around here, of course; you all are the best. But certain segments of Survivor fandom acted as though Kelley getting cast would be a huge injustice. (Editor’s note: Holla at the people at Sucks that were trolling us for supporting her candidacy. Just know that we found it hilarious.)

By the strength of her social media campaign, Kelley made it onto Survivor: Cambodia and proceeded to find an idol on the first episode. Then she quietly started playing a strong game with stronger confessionals. Although time will tell if she lives up to her current hype, Kelley has already surpassed her performance and screen time on Survivor: San Juan del Sur.

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Andrea Boehlke

Although most agreed that Andrea was the best of the worst, the Survivor community seemed fairly surprised that three castaways from what is almost universally considered a bottom five Survivor season ended up on the second Fans Vs. Favorites season.

Both terms used loosely.

Despite many people disparaging the return of Phillip, most at least understood why it happened. Andrea, on the other hand, was more of a surprise. The former Miss Survivor endeared herself to the fans by playing a solid game, annoying Malcolm out of finding an idol, and having a good sense of humor when she was #blindsided.

Parvati Shallow

Remembered largely for being the pretty but somewhat obnoxious flirt on Survivor: Cook Islands, Parvati was possibly the most surprising casting choice for Survivor: Micronesia (aka the real Fans Vs Favorites). While rumor has it she was only cast because Candice couldn’t defer medical school, Parvati took full advantage of her second chance, going on to win the game and inspiring a certain blogger to write over 2200 words about an alliance she helped form.

Bow down, bitches

Parvati was brought back and came close to winning Heroes vs. Villains and is now agreed to be a top five Survivor player at the least. She’s also one of the most common choices when new castaways are asked which player they are most like.

This is Parvati's Heroes Vs. Villains bio. It's not really relevant. I'm just sharing because it's so awesome.
This is Parvati’s Heroes Vs. Villains bio. It’s not really relevant. I’m just sharing because it’s so awesome.

Rob Mariano & Amber Brkich-Mariano

The first couple of Survivor started off as a pre-jury boot and someone who the Survivor Wiki describes as “not an influential personality in Survivor: The Australian Outback“.

Not the Survivor Wiki!
Not the Survivor Wiki!

Amber was an All-Star because Colleen Haskell disappeared into the ether and Elisabeth Hasselbeck became too good for us before we all realized we were actually too good for her. Boston Rob was an All-Star because Brian Heidik wanted more money. They proceeded to quickly form a strong pair and the most famous and successful showmance in Survivor history, if not reality TV in general. After steamrolling through the competition, Rob and Amber made it to the final two, with Amber winning on a 4-3 margin. Though Amber still may not have been particularly dynamic the second time, “Romber” was the story of Survivor: All-Stars (plus, you know, scoreboard). Their success as a couple got them two seasons of The Amazing Race, a wedding special, some weird poker reality show that no one watched, and four daughters.

I didn’t even know this network ever existed. The show or the network.

Boston Rob went on to become one of the biggest Survivor stars and is one of only two four-time players.  Like the aforementioned Parvati Shallow, Rob is considered one of the top players ever and is regularly named by new castaways as the player they are most like.

Honorable mention: Jenna Lewis, whose game in All-Stars would probably be better appreciated in the modern era.

Casting Struck Out

Monica Padilla

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW PARVATI! Instead Monica was largely invisible until her early boot episode, where she ultimately paid for her poor social game and playing a post-merge game pre-merge.

She does give good #blindside face though.
She does give good #blindside face though.

Colton Cumbie

Easily one of the most hated Survivor contestants of all time, no one wanted to see classist and racist Colton back. Fans were deprived of seeing his torch snuffed when he quit Blood Vs Water in just the third episode. But at least that means we know he won’t be back a third time, even if it was unfair of Jeff Probst to say that Colton quit twice.

I doubt the doctors just said he had to be pulled for funzies.

Brandon Hantz

This may be the one that taught Survivor a lesson. Fans were largely disappointed to see Brandon Hantz return for Survivor: Caramoan. He was the third contestant from yet another disappointing season, and largely remembered for being Russell Hantz’s nephew, bad at the game, and a sexist creep.

But it was actually so much worse than that. This was not just a dud casting choice, this was an irresponsible casting choice. Brandon Hantz had such an extreme mental breakdown that his tribe mates rightly feared for their safety and had to vote him out at a challenge, rather than risk what would happen if they waited for tribal council. He was such a disaster that the show altered the reunion seating to avoid the optics of a missing seat when they had to ban him from the event.

But at least we got to see Jeff's sweet massage skills.
But at least we got to see Jeff’s sweet massage skills.

Candice Woodcock 2.0 and Danielle DiLorenzo

When the cast of Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains was announced, there were only two castaways I did not remember. But once I became more active in the Survivor community, I learned I was not the only one who forgot about Candice and Danielle.

What’s interesting is that they probably shouldn’t have been forgotten. If Candice had been cast on Survivor: Micronesia as planned, she would have been remembered as the girl who mutinied against the lovable Aitu Four so she could make out with that douchebag Adam.

Uhh, why is she on the Heroes tribe?
Can you believe she’s on the Heroes tribe?

On any other season, Danielle would probably be a pretty memorable character with her brashness and thick Boston accent. However, she was a part of the Casaya Six, and even being a runner-up isn’t enough to get attention when Shane Powers, Courtney Marit, and Cirie Fields are in your alliance.

On their returns, they really only functioned to help out Russell- whom the audience was already growing sick of- without contributing their own strategy like Parvati. Despite flipping once again, Candice’s casting on Blood Vs Water was once again met with a “Her?”

What, is she funny?

Ironically, it was the season where she was voted out first that finally endeared the audience to Candice.

Honorable mention: Monica Culpepper. She’s a neat lady.

So for the next returnee season of Survivor, when there’s inevitably a questionable casting choice, don’t panic! As long as the producers avoid the truly offensive choices (on the off-chance a Survivor producer/casting person is reading this…seriously, no more of the racist, sexist, miscellaneous prejudice variety), the worst-case scenario is someone who is not particularly interesting.

Well, guess what? Someone always gets shafted by the edit, so isn’t it better if it’s someone who is already boring? On the other hand, the best case scenario is someone goes from obscurity to Survivor royalty. I know I’m ready for someone to actually become the new Parvati.

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Emma is the token chick of the Purple Rock Podcast. She has watched the show continuously since the second episode and is pretty sure she's never seen the pilot.

Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Micronesia, Cambodia, Cook Islands, China, Philippines

Favorite players: Courtney Yates, Parvati Shallow, John Cochran, Cirie Fields, Yul Kwon, Kim Spradlin
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  • gouis

    I don’t get why people liked Candice in BvW. For me she was still the definition of bland TV. And John Cody isn’t any better. No more Codys!

    • Kemper Boyd

      Because Brad Culpepper is a douche and she was rude to him.

    • purplerockpodcast

      Two reasons:

      1. RC’s dad quit, thus saving us from a second season of RC. (For that, RC’s dad will always be one of my top 5 players.)
      2. John and Candice are pretty as hell.

  • Purplerockmatt

    Geez Emma, no Randy? Why the fuck was Randy a returnee for HvV?

    • Purple Rock Emma

      Because he was villainous on a recent season.

      • andythesaint

        Yeah, he fit the gimmick really well.

        Still, it should’ve been Shane tho.

        • Purple Rock Emma

          Always.

    • gouis

      Because Randy was fucking gold in Gabon. He was a lock.

  • Other Scott

    Weird admission time:

    I’m really big on Monica Culpepper. I liked her a lot in One World, and she was my favourite part of Blood vs Water. She’s completely weird and offputting to the people around her, but she is aware of how she’s viewed and really tries as hard as she can to change people’s perspectives on her. And because she’s weird and offputting she never really had a chance to win, and was basically on the bottom of every alliance she tried to join, but does what she can to make sure everyone knows she’s the one who’s making decisions and tries to take as much credit for it as possible.

    The “haven’t you ever met a neat lady?” is really kind of proof of that. It’s such a weird and seemingly arrogant thing to say, but the context is that no one found her mannerisms and her niceness genuine because they were so odd. And at this point she’s so frustrated by her inability to make her real, genuine emotions seem real and genuine that she is basically crying out her true thoughts in frustration.

    • Max_Jets

      I also came to disagree with her placement! I thought she added a lot to Blood vs Water, even if she wasn’t a great social player. I love when she gives up her reward to let everyone else eat, which everyone sees as a transparent game move even though it’s something she would genuinely do anyways.

      • purplerockpodcast

        We’ve said on the podcast several times how Survivor has such perverse social incentives. You’re penalized for doing anything transparently nice, and you’re also penalized for not just keeping your mouth shut when people are being terrible.

  • Ethan Kyle

    Unpopular opinion time: Cook islands ruined any chance of me ever liking or being entertained by Pavarti or Candace, and seriously why the hell was Candace a hero

    • purplerockpodcast

      Candice was a hero because they ran out of villain slots. Why was Sandra a villain? Because she didn’t like Jonny Fairplay?

      • sharculese

        I’m assuming because they didn’t want to give one tribe both of the older women and figured that people would revolt more thoroughly at the idea of Cirie as a villain, plus the villains already had all the other snarky smartasses.

      • jackdw97

        I’m still trying to figure out why Courtney was a villain. Because she’s sassy? Honestly, being sassy to Jean-Robert and Lunch Lady/Custodian Denise is probably more heroic than villainous.

        Note: This post is most certainly biased by my unabashed love for Courtney and all of post-merge China. (Except Denise. She sucks.)

        • andythesaint

          I think she just fit in better there, personality-wise. Plus, the heroes already had James and Amanda.

          • jackdw97

            Maybe I’m just subconsciously pushing for an all-China heroes tribe.

        • Kemper Boyd

          WOMEN CAN’T HAVE OPINIONS! Look at the hero women, Sugar (seriously that is a hero???), Stephenie (can jog on), Amanda (DULL), Candice (sucked Adams face) and Cirie (only legit hero).

          • I’m a straight woman, but Amanda is legit the most heroically beautiful person ever to play Survivor, as well as good in challenges, and that’s why she gets to come back forever and ever.

      • Other Scott

        Letting her biggest ally Christa get absolutely crushed for dumping the fish out was fairly villainous, at least as far as the standards for women on Survivor go.

        Also, she’s a mercenary, and mercenary’s are villains.

    • Purple Rock Emma

      Allegedly Candice was a hero because they realized they couldn’t have Parvati, Amanda, and Cirie all on the Heroes tribe.

      Also does it help to remember that Parvati was only 23 on Cook Islands? And that at least she wasn’t Adam?

    • Kemper Boyd

      Parvarti is too good in Micronesia to hold Cook Islands against her. We were all the worst at 23 (no offense Emma, I think you might still be 23), her growth from that to Black Widow Parvati is amazing and deserves the praise she gets.

      • Purplerockmatt

        Emma will forever be 23 even though she is no longer 23

        • Purple Rock Emma

          I can rent a car without paying additional fees, dammit. I was told that’s the bar!

  • andythesaint

    Blood vs Water made casting decisions a little more difficult to question (except in the case of Colton), since they had to cast pairs, but for me Kat Edorsson might be the most puzzling two timer of all-time. Obviously, they were after Hayden Moss, but seriously, it’s a little surprising someone that dim got to play Survivor once, much less twice. I’ll go to my grave thinking that she’s one of the idiots Probst was talking about being too dumb to live, much less play.

    • sharculese

      I’d bet Probst dislikes Kat more the the rest of production does, probably because she refused to obey, or didn’t understand, the ‘no talking on the jury,’ rule.

      If I’m looking at it from their perspective, yes, Hayden is the get, but Kat gave us a couple of good moments in the thing with her cousin and her speech at FTC. And she did give them another of those moments in BvW, so if that was the reasoning, you can’t say it was wrong.

      • Barbara Anderson

        Without Kat, we wouldn’t know that not making the merge means that you are undateable, which is valid information.

    • Kemper Boyd

      You can see where the returnee was cast for the partner and vice versa, like would Gervase’s niece whose name I can’t remember have been cast otherwise? probably not but Gervase was a get. I think Katie Collins is probably there because they wanted Tina again. Even if I find Katie Collins’ sarcasm and non-religiousness very attractive I doubt she’d have wowed casting.

      • Purplerockmatt

        if i met Katie Collins in real life I would crush on her so hard. On Survivor I’m not sure she has enough presence

      • andythesaint

        The big question is the Bauskaskas brothers. On the one hand, Aras is a former winner. On the other hand… they never really seemed all that interested in him before…

      • purplerockpodcast

        I think the draw of Katie was that she’d actually appeared on Survivor-related stuff before (in either the letters/videos from home or the post-season catch-up thing she made an appearance). Admittedly, they didn’t really play that up that angle as much as I thought they would, but that may be more a function of neither of them not being as integral to the overall story of the season.

        • Kemper Boyd

          Very good point, she and Laura are the first people to have been on Survivor as family member and player. I mainly just wanted to mention Katie Collins because you tweeted that reddit crush post and no one mentioned her, which is a travesty.

          • purplerockpodcast

            She’s cute, but she wasn’t one of my Survivor crushes.

            Off the top of my head: Gina from Marquesas, Kim Spradlin, Erinn from Tocantins, Colleen, Sydney from Tocantins, Michelle from Fiji, Misty from Panama. And, yes, Kourtney from One World.

            There are others that I’d probably come up with if I thought about it for a while.

          • Kemper Boyd

            I also seem drawn to the slightly more ordinary people, no Joe or Hali for me, that’s too obvious. I’m in love with Kim Spradlin but that’s probably her game, her brain more than anything else.

          • purplerockpodcast

            Hair + smile + charm. That’s a common thread in most of the ones I named.

          • Kemper Boyd

            So Joe?

          • purplerockpodcast

            He’s one of the hottest ladies on this season.

          • Kemper Boyd

            If I were 15 I’d love him so much, at 29 I just wanna hang out with him, maybe smoke up, drink a little but also he’d introduce me to Jenn Brown who sounds crazy fun.

          • Barbara Anderson

            I forgot about your love for Gina.

          • purplerockpodcast

            Oh, and since you’re a Brit and may be familiar with GBBO: Ruby from that show. Her complexion/eye color combo is hypnotic.

          • Kemper Boyd

            Ruby was 2 seasons ago dude, she writes about cooking and feminism on the guardian and commenters go mad. I am personally a much bigger Kimberly fan.

          • purplerockpodcast

            We’re just now getting it here! And I love Kimberly too. Her smile is awesome.

            The only seasons that are available in the States are the one with Chetna/Martha/Builder Guy (which was excellent) and the one with Kimberly/Ruby (which is still airing, so don’t spoil me).

          • Kemper Boyd

            Chetna and Martha was last season, Kimberly/Ruby is the season before. The last season that just finished was really good. If you are ok streaming on illegal sites I’m sure it’s on watchseries.il or something.

          • purplerockpodcast

            I’ll finish this season up first. But I love the show. It’s so pleasant. And surprisingly diverse! Good on you, Brits!

          • Kemper Boyd

            It’s so fucking pleasant. 13.4m people watched this season finale live which is like 1/5 of the population. We love GBBO.

          • purplerockpodcast

            I heard that there was a national outcry over the rubbish bin episode. Which is just adorably British.

          • Kemper Boyd

            Yeah, I felt like Ian got too much kindness over that, it wasn’t whatsherface’s fault that his ice cream didn’t freeze.

          • purplerockpodcast

            Is season 6 the last season that aired? I just watched episode one, and within the first 10 minutes I’d correctly predicted the first boot. That guy may as well have had a flashing neon sign on him.

          • Kemper Boyd

            Yes. Stuart was obvious. That season is great.

          • purplerockpodcast

            I’ve only seen one episode, so A) I don’t know names and B) don’t spoil me, but I like the guy who works in anesthesiology, the older lady who wins star baker in week 1, and the teenager.

        • Barbara Anderson

          Yeah, Katie has the weird honor of giving a confessional before she was a contestant because she gets to talk about her mom being on Survivor during the Back from the Outback special.

    • Ms_Woozah

      Kat was hilarious and I’m not mad at all we got her twice.

      • Kemper Boyd

        It’s nice to get a returning woman in the a bit dumb comic relief mould. We get so many men like that.

        • purplerockpodcast

          That’s actually a great point. I wasn’t a fan of Kat, but the alternative is that we get her male equivalent, someone like Drewchebag or his little brother from San Juan del Sur. And I suppose given that terrible set of options, I might choose Kat.

          • andythesaint

            Drewchebag is such the Kat equivalent that they dated, becauseofcoursetheydid.

  • sharculese

    I don’t think the show feels like they struck out with Monica. Sure, she had little impact on the game and no ability to narrate, but she was a beast in challenges in a way they don’t usually get to show an older woman being.

  • sharculese

    I just checked Fox Reality’s wikipedia page to see what other original programming they did and apparently they gave Burton from Pearl Islands a show where he he took a bunch of other reality contestants to a camp in the woods and made them do what were literally just field day events.

    • purplerockpodcast

      Good call to grab Burton, though.

    • Ms_Woozah

      I need these shows back in my life.

  • Roswulf

    I’ll defend Monica Padilla as successful-ish casting. She didn’t demand lots of airtime, which has to be helpful in an all-star season when there are Varner confessionals to show. She stirred up just enough drama to make her boot episode an interesting strategic moment, without needing excessive set-up. She turned in a perfectly respectable performance as pre-merge fodder.

    And I’m only saying this 75% to make me feel better about my Pick 4 Fantasy Team.

    • Other Scott

      I think CBS put her on the ballot because “respectable (and very pretty) pre-merge fodder” was her floor and her ceiling was the person who showed up in her boot episode of Samoa. They got her floor, but obviously that’s not the end of the world here.

    • Kemper Boyd

      Plus Survivor massively struggles in casting returnee women of colour, I’d say the only ones who have done well have been Brenda and possibly Tasha this season. So bringing back Monica was a success in that in this season we have 3 women of colour and it took until the 5th episode to lose one of them.

      • Other Scott

        Cirie?

        Also, it depends what you mean by “well.” I’d say from CBS’ view, Abi Maria has been a massive success.

        • Kemper Boyd

          Yeah, my brain is like missing 95% of what’s happened this season, let alone past contestants. I am so wrong in my first statement. Sandra and Cirie were both fantastic. Now men of colour, that’s a hole, best returnee was Ozzy in try no.4 coming 4th.

        • Kemper Boyd

          Also wrong there because I always forget Gervase came top 3 in BvW, god he was boring that season.

      • Roswulf

        Actually, we had five women of color this season and have already lost three!

        I’d also describe Sandra’s return in HvV as a success.

        • Kemper Boyd

          Shit, my brain is so bad… But fucking hell 5 is way more than we’ve had ever right? Thanks for the correction, I’ve managed to wipe everyone but Varner who was already gone.Edit: Also Cirie in FvF was pretty fucking great.

          • sharculese

            It’s actually 6. You’re missing one of Phillip, James, or Jeremy. Which granted, is still terrible.

          • Kemper Boyd

            I think it might be 8 with more thought: Woo, Russell Swann, Ozzy, Gervase , James, Jeremy, Phillip and YAO MAN! I forgot Yao. which is awful. They did two casting for “race wars” seasons and only got 2 male returnees from those 2 seasons! And no women!

          • Other Scott

            They really did a poor job with the women on both those seasons though. I’m not sure if casting or editing is to blame.

            Like, who’s the first woman you think of on Fiji? Michelle? Lisi? Cassandra? Yikes.

          • Kemper Boyd

            Michelle, dude, always Michelle. I think there was more quality in the Cook Islands contestants all round but the editing gave them short shrift because of the Aitu 4.

        • Kemper Boyd

          Also maybe it’s men of colour who are the worst casting job for the show. How many men across all the returnee seasons have been men of colour? Woo, Russell Swann, Ozzy, Gervase and James is that it?
          Edit I forgot Phillip and Jeremy. So 7 men in all that time?

          • Other Scott

            Gervase, Yau-Man, James, Phillip, Jeremy.

            Think I got them all, now

          • Kemper Boyd

            You guys all commented after I’d edited! I got to 7 totally forgot Yao though. Had to go look at a returning players wiki.

        • Barbara Anderson

          I was going to discuss this. Probst talked about how diverse this cast is in regards to age, race, and sexuality in the pre-season hype. However, besides Vytas, look at the pre-merge boots of this season-what stands out as an uniting theme between them? Yes, they are all either non-white or non-straight (since Probst mentioned sexuality in this particular article that I cannot find and no other contestant fits this area, it has to be Varner, right? Please let me know if I am wrong here).

          • Purplerockmatt

            if you are asking if Varner is gay, he is. But I agree that a lot of the racial minorities of this cast have been booted early, yet there are still people like Jeremy, Woo, Tasha and Abi. In other words we have lost a lot and still have 4 left which is way more than most seasons when we lose two black people early and that is it for minorities

          • Roswulf

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            Well, that didn’t hurt your theory. Now obviously there’s nothing approaching statistical significance here, but it is hard to miss how well the straight white people are doing.

            Just as there is an open fear of the dread women’s alliance, I think there really is an unspoken fear of a minority alliance, that leads to an early purge of players of color. Although to be fair…most of the fallen people of color are Abi’s victims.

          • Barbara Anderson

            That is a really interesting point about Abi. I’m sure that it is completely unintentional.

          • andythesaint

            I don’t think it’s so much about an unspoken fear of alliances of minorities (largely because so few seasons would ever allow for such a thing, numbers-wise). It’s because people tend to flock to those that they share characteristics with, and shared culture is one of those. Minorities tend to find themselves in the minority in Survivor because they are different, and thus can’t bond as easily. Their cultural background differs from their tribemates. It’s a really unfortunate situation that illustrates why representation needs to be more than just tokenism.

    • Barbara Anderson

      I think she fails because she was expected to be the next Parvati, this forgettable but gorgeous flirt by production. However, Monica doesn’t have Parvati’s social and challenge strength plus the factor that returnees are going to target anyone who has the potential to play a Parvati game.

  • sharculese

    Heads up, everyone, if you don’t know the configuration of the tribe swap and don’t want to know, avoid RHAP today, because the image they chose for KIA spoils part of Bayon 3.0.

    • Other Scott

      Wait, there’s a tribe swap?

      Dang it, shark!

      (I’m mostly kidding, though I actually didn’t know 100% it was coming.)

      • sharculese

        It was announced in the commercial for this episode, which iirc John and Andy don’t consider to be a spoiler.

        • Other Scott

          As I said, I was kidding. I was pretty sure there was going to be a swap.

          That said, those commercials can be spoilery. Remember the purple rock debacle?

          • sharculese

            Yeah, I didn’t think you were really chewing me out. I was more trying to justify myself because I forgot there might be people who hadn’t seen that.

          • Barbara Anderson

            I believe that anything CBS releases (press photos, promos, etc.) is not considered verboten here.

    • andythesaint

      It was also tweeted out by Survivor’s official Twitter account.

      We, however, chose a completely non-spoilery image for a live blog. Because we are not assholes.

      • Roswulf

        Look, I applaud your image choice, but I’m going to need some more evidence for this “not assholes” claim.

        Preferably in the form of a testament to Woo’s greatness.

        • purplerockpodcast

          You had me right up until that last sentence…

          • Roswulf

            Never claimed I wasn’t an asshole…

  • Kemper Boyd

    Funnily enough I am just finishing up the Evolution of Strategy Samoa and Rob and Josh kept saying they’d like to see Monica back and I thought “huh, doesn’t quite work out the way you’d imagine”.

  • Miles

    Haven’t y’all ever met a NEEEEAT LADY?!?!?!?