Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- HHH final standings

Cheaters never win. Unless they cheat well. What does that have to do with our fantasy league? Maybe nothing.

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For the last time this season, you can see the full player popularity rankings here: Purple Rock Pick-4 Fantasy Teams

Individual scoring

Shockingly thin scoring for a finale.

Chrissy gets 8 points for two immunity wins.

Chrissy gets an additional 2 points for individual reward win, because I’m being generous and it won’t affect the top of the standings anyway.

Ben gets 3 points for finding the immunity idol. He gets an additional 4 points for playing it correctly.

Devon- and only Devon- gets 2 VTEP points. That’s right, only 2 VTEP points for the entire finale. Very odd.

Ben gets 10 points for the five votes he got at final tribal. Chrissy gets 4 points for the two votes she got. Ryan gets 2 points because Devon is far too generous.

Pick-4 League

In a conclusion that’s not at all suspicious, BBB wins the league by a single point. Icy Truth and Survivor Central tie for second place, just a single point behind. Bamboozled and my real-life actual human friend FriendChooser round out the top five. But just to let her linger in suspense, I’m not going to text her to let her know where she finished. She can click on the spreadsheet link and find her results just like the rest of you.

Diego Armando, despite coming into the finale with a completely intact team, finishes in 9th place. That puts him one spot ahead of TheForRealDeal, who despite sporting an avatar of The Cheat did not seem to cheat. Longtime fantasy leaguer DoctorWu33 finishes in 15th place, three spots ahead of me. Dezbot and rookie commenter Star Z just barely crack into the top 25.

And now for the fun part: Champions League invitations. Per the always-reliable Redmond at Inside Survivor, next season’s cast features 20 players. That means 10 Champions League spots are available. Four of those spots will go to the top four finishers in this season’s Champions League. One of those spots will go to the winner of Outcasts League. And at least four of those spots will go to the top four finishers in the Pick-4 league. Unless, of course, one of them violated Rule #1 of our fantasy league: “Don’t be a dick.” (In layman’s terms, this means don’t play in our league if you’re spoiled.) If I were to find evidence of such, that person’s Champions League invitation would be revoked and instead offered to the next-highest eligible score.

“Eligible score?”, you ask? Well, surely you remember this from this season’s fantasy draft post:

What if I forget/don’t bother to give some indication of my Disqus or Twitter name in my team name? 

That’s cool. But you won’t be eligible for Champions League.

Someone did create a Disqus account with the name Icy Truth (our second place finisher) and post here last week, but the committee is going to review if that person will still be eligible. Bamboozled, our fourth place finisher, has never posted here under that name. So until the committee decides on Icy Truth’s eligibility, that means only three Champions League invitations are being extended right now: BBB, Survivor Central, and…my real life human friend Friend Chooser! If your team finished in the top 10 (and you have an already-established Disqus account with that name), please post in the comments so I can send you a notification of when it’s time to draft for next season.

If you missed out on Champions League- and that’s most of you- you might be able to land an invite to next season’s Outcasts league. If you pay close attention, the path to finding a possible invite has already been laid out for you.

Rank
Team name
(sorted by rank)
Total points
Team Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1BBB181Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36Ryan-30
2Icy Truth180Ben-64Chrissy-51Devon-30Joe-35
2Survivor Central180Ben-64Chrissy-51Joe-35Ryan-30
4Bamboozled175Ben-64Chrissy-51Jessica-24Mike-36
5FriendChooser170Ben-64Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23
6Team at benjaminshever on twitter dot com168Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Devon-30
7I played Survivor once162Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11
7Rogers_Communist_Manifesto162Ben-64Cole-32Mike-36Ryan-30
9Diego Armando160Ben-64Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
10Hogan's Heroes and also Healers and Hustlers (TheForRealDeal)159Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36
11Luckylucky 158Ben-64Chrissy-51Cole-32Roark-11
12Alan Ball's Six Feet Over and True Blonde (indescribable hat)156Ben-64Chrissy-51Devon-30Roark-11
12kyronscopilot156Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30
12orangealfy156Ben-64Chrissy-51Ryan-30Roark-11
15@doctor_wu33154Ben-64Jessica-24Lauren-36Ryan-30
16Another_Day_in_Paradise153Ashley-35Ben-64Jessica-24Ryan-30
16King of the Jungle153Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Ryan-30
18HunterEllis'Helicopter152Ben-64Chrissy-51Joe-35Simone-2
18Purple Rock John152Ben-64Desi-23Devon-30Joe-35
20cloudladder150Ben-64Chrissy-51JP-24Roark-11
20Commissioner Gordon150Ben-64Cole-32JP-24Ryan-30
20JBKlaw150Ben-64Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-30
20Padme's Body Double150Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30JP-24
24Dezbot's Dumbasses149Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
24Have You Guys Seen My Bag? (@TrueAlainer)149Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30
24jacobsw149Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Roark-11
24Team Jeff is really really really really hot (Star Z)149Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36Ryan-30
28Toneloke147Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Jessica-24
29The Sky is Falling146Chrissy-51Jessica-24Joe-35Mike-36
30Crash145Ashley-35Ben-64Joe-35Roark-11
31I love Avra143Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24
31Rippert's Brazilian Butt Cheeks143Ali-8Ben-64Joe-35Mike-36
31Saturday Night and the Palsys (SNP)143Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30
31The AVClub Disqus Memorial Team (Kingoftonga)143Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Mike-36
35forever1267142Ben-64Jessica-24JP-24Ryan-30
35Ryan's team142Ashley-35Chrissy-51Cole-32JP-24
37coconuts 141Chrissy-51Jessica-24Mike-36Ryan-30
37That Kevin Martin (Super duper fan)141Ben-64Chrissy-51Jessica-24Simone-2
39Camp Grandma 140Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Simone-2
39Doodleopolis140Chrissy-51Desi-23Devon-30Lauren-36
39FlyingFish140Ashley-35Ben-64Devon-30Roark-11
42BananaGrub (contact via email)137Alan-7Ben-64Mike-36Ryan-30
42Jeff Probst's Hairpiece137Ben-64Cole-32Ryan-30Roark-11
42Kelley Wentworth is Bae137Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
42Maritimer137Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30JP-24
46Black Sheep136Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30
46Something Clever (Emma)136Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
48Ad Astra (torchoflaw)135Ben-64Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
48What up with that! (@Adam__Hebert)135Chrissy-51Devon-30Jessica-24Ryan-30
50Hungry vs. Hungry vs. Hippos (ASD)134Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Roark-11
50John's a Chump (purplerockmatt)134Cole-32Lauren-36Mike-36Ryan-30
50Random Luck134Ben-64Cole-32Lauren-36Simone-2
53@Hurleytennis133Ben-64Mike-36Patrick-3Ryan-30
54The Flying Turtles (VaderDawsn)132Ashley-35Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-30
55aj hiller131Ashley-35Ben-64Ryan-30Simone-2
55NoEyesInBlindfold131Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Jessica-24
57isurvive130Alan-7Ashley-35Ben-64JP-24
57KTWins130Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
57Lira2012130Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36Roark-11
57Sanger's Song130Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-51Mike-36
57Team Winners130Chrissy-51Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
62Kristan Marie129Ben-64Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
62StormofCuteness129Ben-64Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
62Violina23129Chrissy-51Cole-32Joe-35Roark-11
65Kent McK128Cole-32Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
65No Hustle, All Luck (prettyboyprobst)128Chrissy-51Devon-30Mike-36Roark-11
65Woo'sBlindsideFace128Chrissy-51Lauren-36Ryan-30Roark-11
68GeorgeCarlo's Team127Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36
69Something Quirky (HectorTheWellEndowed)126Ali-8Ben-64JP-24Ryan-30
69SurviveThis!126Alan-7Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23
69Survivor? I barely even know her126Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Jessica-24
69Team zsetton126Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-51Cole-32
73BatLeon's Bad Picks Inc.124Chrissy-51Cole-32Ryan-30Roark-11
73F***ing Stick124Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
73KW3124Alan-7Ben-64Desi-23Devon-30
73Max_Jets124Ben-64Desi-23Joe-35Simone-2
73Rambo Culpepper124Ashley-35Desi-23Devon-30Mike-36
78Alycia Swift123Alan-7Chrissy-51Joe-35Ryan-30
78Extralargepelican123Ben-64Cole-32Jessica-24Patrick-3
80Asatoa122Chrissy-51Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
81AubrysWinnersEdit121Chrissy-51Desi-23Mike-36Roark-11
81Bobfromthebayou (@bobfromthebayou)121Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24Joe-35
81Doomed (bassmanxvi)121Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Ryan-30
81EvilRegals121Ashley-35Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-30
81Fire GOOD! No Fire BAD! (@CheekzKER)121Chrissy-51Cole-32Joe-35Patrick-3
86Beluga120Ben-64JP-24Ryan-30Simone-2
86Floats & Goats (@SquamLaker)120Ben-64Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
86P Onocrotalus120Devon-30JP-24Lauren-36Ryan-30
89Boonk Gang Whole Lot Of Gang Ish119Desi-23Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
89Purple Rock Mark119Ali-8Ben-64Mike-36Roark-11
91Charlie Groton118Chrissy-51Cole-32Jessica-24Roark-11
91Ms. Sweaterfan118Ali-8Chrissy-51Jessica-24Joe-35
93Diego's Armanbro117Alan-7Chrissy-51Desi-23Mike-36
93House Slytheryan117Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
95#Gumpy116Chrissy-51JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
95BKEmAndScout116Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24Ryan-30
97A Team Has No Name115Cole-32Jessica-24Joe-35JP-24
97Bring back The Mole!115Alan-7Ali-8Ben-64Mike-36
99aguacates114Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23
99Team Not Gonna Win So I'm Picking Favorites114Ashley-35Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
99What?!114Alan-7Joe-35Lauren-36Mike-36
102Crom's League of Losers113Ben-64Joe-35Patrick-3Roark-11
102Ethan "I fucking swear if I get the first goddamn 4 boots again" Kyle113Chrissy-51Devon-30Ryan-30Simone-2
102I don't need to be carried, bro!113Alan-7Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23
102JessemHerringFullBloodedCherokee113Ali-8Chrissy-51Jessica-24Ryan-30
102Rygel's Raiders113Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Roark-11
107DukeSilverTrio112Chrissy-51Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3
107Jersey Luck112Alan-7Chrissy-51Jessica-24Ryan-30
107My Grandpa Knew Papa Smurf (Launchpad McQuack)112Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-30Roark-11
107Sad Lil112Chrissy-51Jessica-24Katrina-1Lauren-36
111Ali and the seafarers (SirLiveAlot)111Ali-8Ben-64Lauren-36Patrick-3
112Ms Woozah Knows Nothing110Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Patrick-3
112Team Gonna Do It110Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24JP-24
114Adamstears109Cole-32Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
114Ethan "If I get the first 4 goddamn boots again" Kyle109Ali-8Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-30
114pufflehuff109Ashley-35Lauren-36Mike-36Simone-2
117DadBevi108Ashley-35Joe-35Mike-36Simone-2
117Reya108Ben-64Devon-30Patrick-3Roark-11
119ChillTown107Ben-64Devon-30Roark-11Simone-2
119Dig Doug107Chrissy-51JP-24Ryan-30Simone-2
119Dubious Rob107Ali-8Ben-64JP-24Roark-11
119Omordie107Chrissy-51Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
119Wubba Lubba Dub Dub (jniedj)107Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
124Green Monkeys106Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23Jessica-24
124kemperboyd106Ashley-35Desi-23Jessica-24JP-24
124QUINN106Ashley-35Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
124So Casual (danomite10)106Ali-8Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11
124Taako From Teevhii106Ali-8Ben-64Desi-23Roark-11
124Tiago Team106Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23JP-24
13000-KokoCostanza105Ali-8Ashley-35Cole-32Devon-30
130Diego's Armandad105Alan-7Chrissy-51Desi-23JP-24
130The Schlong105Ali-8Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-30
133ComeradeConrad104Ben-64Joe-35Patrick-3Simone-2
133DIE@@!@##$%^&*&^%$#@#$% (Judson Helland)104Alan-7Ashley-35Cole-32Ryan-30
133Head Architect Sylvia104Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Simone-2
133Twigs and Sticks104Ali-8Ben-64Ryan-30Simone-2
137The Four Witches (Barbara Anderson)103Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
137winners103Ali-8Devon-30Joe-35Ryan-30
137YoshiKirbyAndToad103Cole-32Jessica-24Mike-36Roark-11
140evander102Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Roark-11
141There's Something Wrong With That Team (Something Quirky)101Ben-64Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
1424 8 15 16 23 42 (@FayeBlueArt)100Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11Simone-2
142I am 150 to 200% percent happy with my picks right now (Judson Helland)100Jessica-24Joe-35Ryan-30Roark-11
142Kate's Four (Kate Weaver/@kateeppweaver)100Ashley-35JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
142randysmohawk100Desi-23Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
146Adli Hanif97Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
146Estokai97Cole-32JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
148Come On In Here96Alan-7Desi-23Mike-36Ryan-30
149Team Foshizzle95Chrissy-51Patrick-3Ryan-30Roark-11
149Valencia95Alan-7Desi-23Joe-35Ryan-30
151By Hustlers you Meant Hookers, Right? (NearlyNina)94Desi-23Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
151LoriBevi94Jessica-24Joe-35JP-24Roark-11
153Good lookings 93Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
153Nates Greats93Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23Roark-11
155Fran Team92Desi-23Mike-36Patrick-3Ryan-30
156Nikkirapper91Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3Ryan-30
157PurpleTally90Alan-7Ali-8Chrissy-51Jessica-24
157Twandepaul90Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11
157yeezybusta90Ali-8Joe-35Mike-36Roark-11
160Fransesqua89Cole-32JP-24Patrick-3Ryan-30
160Swiss quality picks89Alan-7Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23
162Hornacek88Desi-23Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
162Hotties vs. bodies vs. naughties (Judson Helland)88Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
164 The Guilty Remnant (macontosh2000)87Ali-8Cole-32Mike-36Roark-11
164Crystal Lynne87Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30Simone-2
164Team Pretty People (John C)87Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23JP-24
167JoJo Bevi86Ali-8Jessica-24JP-24Ryan-30
167Prom King86Ali-8Ben-64Patrick-3Roark-11
169Poles vs. Balls vs. Probst (Judson Helland)85Ali-8Desi-23Jessica-24Ryan-30
169Sneaky Sneaky85Ali-8Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
169SuckitupButterCup (TiminSoCal)85Ali-8Devon-30Mike-36Roark-11
172Nipi Ipin84Alan-7Chrissy-51Jessica-24Simone-2
172Team Corndog84Alan-7Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
172The Jolly Olly Man84Ali-8Ashley-35Ryan-30Roark-11
175HBO CEO of Tits82Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24Patrick-3
175I've Been Bamboozled! (Drums X)82Cole-32Mike-36Patrick-3Roark-11
177Mike Hirsch81Alan-7Ali-8Mike-36Ryan-30
177SugarStealers81Ali-8Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
179Cucharal (@Gaceru)80Alan-7Ali-8Joe-35Ryan-30
180Salz79Ashley-35Devon-30Patrick-3Roark-11
181Culpepper was robbed.78Alan-7Jessica-24Mike-36Roark-11
182BadPlayer91's Black Widows Brigade Redux77Ali-8Ashley-35Desi-23Roark-11
182pisau cukur77Ali-8Ben-64Patrick-3Simone-2
184NukedJalapeno76Ali-8Ashley-35Cole-32Katrina-1
184Purple Rocks Keep Falling On My Head (Joseph Finn)76Alan-7Desi-23Joe-35Roark-11
186jlim20174Alan-7Cole-32Jessica-24Roark-11
186MalBevi74Ali-8Ashley-35Devon-30Katrina-1
186TaeBevi74Alan-7Devon-30Joe-35Simone-2
189Black Dynamite (Blurry Denzel)73Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
189Ine73Ali-8JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
189KCole5273Ali-8Chrissy-51Patrick-3Roark-11
189Team Pooks73Ali-8Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
189TeamCrappy73Ali-8Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
194Diego's Armomdo72Alan-7Devon-30Jessica-24Roark-11
194Zach Attack72Alan-7Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
196Roy and Pris Batty 71Ali-8Devon-30Patrick-3Ryan-30
197Threes (@gescovar)70Ali-8Devon-30Ryan-30Simone-2
198Prediction: 34th (i and 1)69Ali-8Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3
198The Ginja Ninja Crew (Dutch)69Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
200Ryell67Ali-8Jessica-24JP-24Roark-11
201CazKaye66Ali-8Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11
202Have You Guys Seen My Bag? @TrueAlainer64Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Simone-2
203TeamScarlett60Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11Simone-2
204Hot Stuff52Ali-8Patrick-3Ryan-30Roark-11
204Legendary Locks 252Mike-36Patrick-3Roark-11Simone-2
206Chasers50Alan-7Ryan-30Roark-11Simone-2
207Carrots' Garden49Ali-8Mike-36Patrick-3Simone-2
208OhWell45Ali-8Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
209Side Character44Ali-8Desi-23Roark-11Simone-2
210Parvatis2Idols43Ali-8Desi-23Katrina-1Roark-11
211POC for Me40Alan-7Ali-8Desi-23Simone-2
212Peachykeene36Alan-7Jessica-24Patrick-3Simone-2
212WelldressedEvil's Folly36Ali-8Desi-23Patrick-3Simone-2
214LynziBevi35Ali-8Desi-23Katrina-1Patrick-3
215Zuvivor's 429Alan-7Ali-8Patrick-3Roark-11
216Roswulf28Alan-7Ali-8Roark-11Simone-2
2170

Champions and Outcasts Leagues

Holy shit. I’m too lazy to check right now, but XL Pelican’s 99 points might be an all-time record. Congrats to XL Pelican, this season’s league champion. He’ll be joined in next season’s league by Jersey Luck, DrVanNostrand, and PurpleTally- who despite having the word purple in her name is not a part of the PRP staff. That means next season’s Champions League will likely have no PRP staff in it for the first time. I’m fairly confident I can reach all four of you to notify you of next season’s draft, but if you want to drop a comment on this post that would be useful for laziness purposes.

Champions League Rank
Team
Total points
Player points Pick 1
Pts
Pick 2
Pts
1XL Pelican99Ben64Joe35
2jersey_luck75Chrissy51JP24
3DrVanNostrand65Devon30Ashley35
4Purple Tally60Jessica24Lauren36
5Purple Rock Mark43Alan7Mike36
6corndogshuffle38Ryan30Ali8
7Barbara Anderson33Cole32Katrina1
8jaredholland3226Patrick3Desi23
9Mike Hirsch13Simone2Roark11

Oh wait! I forgot about the no-longer-cancelled Outcasts League! I can’t believe it finally happened, but longtime Outcasts League commissioner Matt has finally won the league he runs! Despite scoring just 67 points, he managed to narrowly edge out Final Boss Emma by just one point to take the crown. Blurry Denzel and I finished tied for third, despite a late rally by Chrissy that almost let Ms Sweaterfan tie our score.

So let’s all extend our heartiest congratulations to Matt, who we can all agree won the Outcasts League. I’d also like to congratulate every player that participated in Outcasts this season. Except Saturday Night Palsy. Fuck that guy.

Outcasts League Rank
Team
Total points
Player points Pick 1
Pts
Pick 2
Pts
1Saturday Night Palsy94Ryan30Ben64
2Purple Rock Matt67Cole32Ashley35
3Purple Rock Emma66Devon30Mike36
4Purple Rock John59Joe35JP24
4Blurry Denzel59Desi23Lauren36
6Ms. Sweaterfan54Chrissy51Patrick3
7EmAndScoutInBK26Jessica24Simone2
8Taako from Teevhi15Alan7Ali8
9Storm of Cuteness12Roark11Katrina1

Other leagues

We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here (click the tabs at the bottom to switch to see the other leagues): PRP fantasy leagues.

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  • Diego Armando

    Getting to the end with an intact team and finishing in the Top 10 better be worth an Outcast Spot. What else would I have to do?

  • Taako From Teevhii

    I shouldn’t have gotten cute in Outcasts and just taken Ben and JP. Oh well.

    But in FOTM, Mike Hirsch! He did it, the devil! He overcame Gouis’s incredible lead, despite carrying 3-point Patrick in one of his spots!

  • Ben

    HI I GOT 6th PLACE!!!

    So what does that mean? 😜

    • Right now? Nothing. However, you may still receive a Champions League invitation. It all depends on what happens with the current top 4.

  • Maulik Shah

    I’m Bamboozled! Is there any way for me to show that it was me who registered under that name? If not, I truly live up to my name 🙁

    • Unfortunately, you got beaten by a bunch of rules. As I stated in the initial fantasy post:

      “If you want to compete for Champions League, make sure your team name
      includes your Disqus name or some other indication that it’s you. You
      can add a parenthetical after your team name- e.g. Team Name: More Like
      Michaela BAE-shaw, Amirite? (Badplayer91)- that will confirm it’s you.

      What if I forget/don’t bother to give some indication of my Disqus or Twitter name in my team name?

      That’s cool. But you won’t be eligible for Champions League.”

      • Maulik Shah

        I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED, HUMILIATED, DEHUMANIZED AND TOTALLY SPENT JEFF!

  • Hornacek

    Draft Time Bitches League Update – Final Standings

    @Assistant Dragon Slayer finishes in 1st place with 111 points. The only player to finish in triple digits, and the only one going into the finale with 2 players left (including the winner). Well done.

    @Alycia Swift holds onto 2nd place with 89 points.

    In the biggest upset in this league’s history (cough thisleaguejuststartedthisseason cough), @hornacek:disqus climbs from 4th to 3rd place with 87 points. Thanks, Chrissy!

    @Kemper Boyd drops to 4th place with 86 points. Just 1 point behind me.

    @EmAndScoutInBK finishes in 5th place with 62 points.

    @Ms Woozah, finishes in last place with 17 points.

  • Jersey Luck got a respectable 2 nd place in Champion’s League this season. My dumb gimmick and my intrest in blocks of wood paid off. See you next season were I have only 2 goals: defeating @PurpleTally and @XLPelican.

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      You may want to just go ahead and add a third goal right now.

      • Cookies?

      • Ehh? I mean I guess that FriendChoser might be a threat but only if a friend with power tilts the game in his-or-her favor.

  • Purplerockmatt

    I did it! I beat Final Boss Emma! I won! Me!

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      You’re like that tiny little Daffy Duck after he gets shrunk by the genie!

      • Purplerockmatt

        that tiny little Daffy Duck that won?

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          I’m sure that he also thought he won.

  • gouis

    I crushed my 1-on-1 treats league with Kemper. ALL THE BRITISH CANDY WILL BE MINE

  • Saturday Night Palsy

    John, John, John… The only thing worse than a sore loser is an ungracious winner! So lets begin the speech…

    I would like to thank everyone that competed against me. You are the people that I beat and without you I’d have no one to beat but myself. I’d like to thank the PRP staff: Andy, Emma, John, Mark and Mark. Without you guys I wouldn’t have a place to gloat about winning. Most of all, I’d like to thank the PRP community. Ben taught us all about what is truly important in this world: a family. You guys are my family and when I win, you all come in second place! Thank you everyone!

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      Also, I guess this is just as good of a place to mention it as any. In anticipation of the million dollars I’ll be recieving from my victory, I finally quit my bellhop job today! I just called the boss and told him I was through with the constant hustle. No more schlepping bags for old Palsy! Thankfully this prize money will enable me to do a little soul searching while I figure out the next stage in my life!

      • If you’re going to take employment cues from next season’s Survivor players, I hear one of them is a male model.

        • [pays cable bill]

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            You may want to keep your receipt for that.

          • As long as the SNP/John rivalry continues, I’ll keep up my Survivoring.

    • forever1267

      I had half of your team, so… that’s like …. ugh math… 20 bucks, right?….. hello….?

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        You know what? You don’t owe me anything! Palsy’s getting the Xmas Spirit!

        • forever1267

          Oh, thank….. you……. !……..? ….. huh………..:) ….. ?…… :(…….

  • PurpleTally

    Hell yeah! (Champions League)
    I don’t want to talk about it (Pick 4)
    I really don’t want to talk about it (Draft team)

  • Maritimer

    I’m really enjoying the field day John is having on Twitter right now with the Chrissy truthers and r/Edgic

    • I debated jumping into r/edgic and creating a “This show lied to us all!!!!” post filled with mock outrage. But they’d probably just think I’m serious and agree with me. And that would be terrible.

      • Maritimer

        Survivor was tricking them personally

      • prettyboyprobst

        Yeah, probably not worth it. There would have to be considerable upside involved for me to make such an argument with contrived passion, especially if it goes entirely against beliefs.

        That said, before you tweeted that r/edgic chart, I honestly thought the whole idea of a significant amount of hadcore Chrissy apologists even existing was something that only happened in your and Andy’s head (that chart made me realize that I was barely looking at reddit, twitter or even rhap comments this season), but I’m still not convinced that there are so many of them that it would justify your crusade (neither does the FTC and its results), so maybe (just maybe!) you guys should dial it back a bit for the podcast on that front.

  • Alkanarra

    I may have come in 211 out of 217, but I can take solace in the fact that *everyone* was beaten by a team called the “Big Ballers”. If that doesn’t speak to our collective ability to predict this show, I don’t know what does.

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      I find @bigballersonly:disqus to be pretty impressive. I wasted so much time talking trash all season when all I had to do was make one comment a week and utilize the caps lock key. Efficiency!

  • Lucky Saabola

    Aww Man! I came in 11th and I put the wrong stupid name. I swore I was lu

  • Blurry Denzel

    I’ve been in Outcast multiple times and have no clue what I should be paying attention to. I like to imagine I’ve gotten the spot through sheer stumbling upwards. I’m the Dr Mike of Outcast.

    • Alycia Swift

      I was in outcast once but I don’t know how I got there in the first place.

    • StormofCuteness

      I, too, have no clue.

  • Mike Hirsch

    I paid close attention, John, and I know the secret to getting into the Outcast league is very cleverly hidden in the first letter of each oh crap that isn’t it.

    • Lira2012

      Yup, still searching. Sad.

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        Did you read John’s bio? And more importantly *wink, wink* did you look at his favorite seasons?

        • prettyboyprobst

          Evil!

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            Why am I evil? Would an evil person ask what the seventh episodes of each of those seasons uniquely had in common?

          • JohnKnicks

            I think this is trolling. Is this trolling? I hope it’s trolling. But also still looking…

          • JohnKnicks

            Even if I found the clue, wouldn’t know where to show it.

    • I imagined the clue would be pretty popular, and I’m trying to keep tabs on the number of players that find it. I know the leaders in the pick 4 don’t need it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them found it.

    • Taako From Teevhii

      I think you just go into the spreadsheet and put your name in the Outcasts table.

      • Mike Hirsch

        Works for me! Especially as it’s the kind of brazen move that the lazy people here would appreciate.

  • Blurry Denzel

    Another season of Outcasts down. What started as a story of the Lauren rebellion trying to take down the machine (PRP) turned into so much more. The protagonist failed in the mission but was made so much stronger through the journey and us ready to conquer the ghosts of Outcasts past next season. The machine wasn’t so villainous. You had Game Desinger John trying to grasp on to the fantasy he once excelled in, refusing the narrative that he has been passed by the future. The passion is still there. You can see the blood, sweat and tears in the spreadsheets. You had Soldier Matt, emerging from the shadows of the more well known PRP machine characters forging his own path, clawing his way to notoriety. After all, he is the face of Outcast, a valuable cog in the fantasy world. There is Warrior Sweaterfan. The chips are down but, goddamn, she fought. Always will be remembered. Pour out a little for the battler. Finally, the story belonged to Final Boss Emma. She held the power all season. She ruled with a badass aura. People adored and cherished her. A queen on the throne trying to protect the machine. I bow to that and I love the spirit. In the end, it doesn’t matter who wins and it’s not worth mentioning. Outcast has changed the participants for the better. I was proud to be part of it.

    • Blurry Denzel

      I swear I’m not high.

      • Purplerockmatt

        you might be a little high

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      Technically the winner does matter because they go on to Champions League and continued glory. But hey, I’ve never been on Cash Cab, so there’s that.

      • Blurry Denzel

        “They go on to Champions League”

        Sounds like they don’t matter in Outcast then.

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          It’s not like I’m going out to live on a farm so I can run all I want to. I’ll still be around, BD. And I’ll leave some things behind in Outcasts as well, like a pair of big shoes to fill and the shadow of my recent victory!

    • Purple Rock Emma

      “Finally, the story belonged to Final Boss Emma. She held the power all season. She ruled with a badass aura. People adored and cherished her. A queen on the throne trying to protect the machine. I bow to that and I love the spirit.”

      I need this separated for a new twitter cover photo.

      • Blurry Denzel

        Damn, I did something Twitter cover worthy. Is that what success feels like?

        • Purple Rock Emma

          And all it took was undue praise and flattery.

  • Diego Armando

    The good news is that I won the Fan Favorite Leauge and beat our resident witch in a One on One battle.

  • Side Character

    DAS Bus – Final Standings

    As predicted, Alycia Swift finishes in 1st place with a whopping 191 points. Having 4 players in the final 6 solidified her dominance over this league. Congrats, Alycia. You destroyed us.

    I finish in 2nd with 150 points. This is the first time I’ve had a winner on my team in any of the leagues since I started. Idols courtesy of Joe and Ben are the only reason I maintain my middling position.

    Diego Armando ends up in 3rd with 111 points. I was hoping Devon could pull off the win but alas, it was not meant to be.

    Thanks to you both for a fun draft league.

    • Alycia Swift

      Yay! Best thing to happen out of this. But I did not have Ben if I recall correctly.

      • Side Character

        You’re right. I had Ben, and I’m pretty sure I mentioned that (he kept me in 2nd). But you had Chrissy, Ryan, Mike, and Ashley, all of whom were in the final 6.

  • Blurry Denzel

    I beat Super Duper Fan in the Ashley Underwood league by two points. An epic comeback. Queen Underwood would be proud.

  • ExtraLargePelican

    – I would like to thank John for being terrible at jinxing me. John, instead of relegating me to an inferior league, you have instead written a serialized paean to my brilliance. Bravo.

    – I would also like to note that I would have won regardless of the F4 twist, so there are no asterisks here.

    – I have been informed that there are no prizes. In lieu of a prize, I claim

    – I will also take this opportunity to condemn edgic, advantages, and Andy’s takes from this season, all of which have been equally terrible.

    – For those of you that want to know my secret, here it is: I’m not actually a pelican.

  • Saturday Night Palsy

    The Palsy League Situation

    A solid blowout by @prettyboyprobst:disqus earns him the title of Champion of the Palsy League! 139 points! @badplayer91:disqus came in second (98 points) and @somethingboutfootball:disqus came in third (78 points). In the bottom half I had 58 points, @hboceooftits:disqus had 50 and @drvannostrand:disqus had 39 points.

    Congratulations prettyboyprobst! You have shown that hard work and dedication truly pay off.

    • prettyboyprobst

      Thank you very much! But you’re abashing me, as it was a mere 31 points that made the difference, 129 total.

      It has been an absolute honor to pit our predictive wits against the esteemed winner and dominator of this season’s Outcast League! Thank you for giving us this precious opportunity and may your success continue in the Champions League and bring even higher renown to our little league than it already enjoys.

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        The honor has been all mine, co-comissioner!

        • prettyboyprobst

          *looks at you with big christmas-y eyes*

          C-C-C-Co-Commissioner?? You think I’m ready?

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            It’s time.

          • What’s the right song to play when a boy is becoming a man right before your eyes?

          • Maritimer

            Cats in the Cradle?

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            If @prettyboyprobst:disqus turns out to be just like me then I think that my time here has been worthwhile.

          • prettyboyprobst

            With all due love and respect for my dear Supreme Commissioner, what a dark, dismal prospect! What have I become?

            But maybe it’s not too late for me. Maybe I can still be… good?

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            Nope! Too late!

          • prettyboyprobst
          • Saturday Night Palsy

            Surprisingly enough, the Diff’rent Strokes theme is applicable to many situations.

          • That might be right for you, but not be right for some.

          • Hornacek

            You may be right
            I may be crazy

          • Mike Hirsch
          • prettyboyprobst

            That was awesome! And even better, I got an ad for Ghost – The Musical when I played it the first time. Not so much luck the second and third time… I’ll keep you posted on how this situation develops.

          • Hornacek

          • purplerockandy

            Pony, by Ginuwine

          • Something Quirky

            Have you seen the video clip?

          • prettyboyprobst

            No!

            We were having a moment here!

  • FreshFromClintucky

    I had faith in Lauren.
    It’s crazy statements like this that you’d miss out on if you didn’t invite me to the Outcast League. (I was Woo’sBlindsideFace.)

    • The clues to find a golden ticket are all here.

      • Something Quirky

        True outcasts don’t go searching for an in 😉

        • FreshFromClintucky

          Oh, I don’t plan too.

          • FreshFromClintucky

            I’ll let it find me.

  • Assistant Dragon Slayer

    Wow, having Ben and Chrissy rocketed my team up from 140-something all the way to 50th. And if TheForRealDeal hadn’t taken the exact team I wanted that would be in in 10th. Thanks for nothing, Roark (to be fair, thanks for 11 points).

    • StormofCuteness

      Wait, what? I only moved up to 62nd from 76th, and I had Ben and Ryan. Recount!

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        Ryan didn’t get nearly the number of points that Chrissy did.

        • StormofCuteness

          So true.

          • prettyboyprobst

            No, not true! I had Chrissy and Devon (and Mike) and only moved up 4 spots from 69 to 65!!!
            I’d rather stay at 69 than be satisfied with so little movement! Devon and Chrissy worked so hard and got their hands dirty for those points!

            (ok, technically IT IS true, Ryan got less points than Chrissy. But I still feel like 16 finale points should be good for more than 4 ranks up the ladder.)

          • StormofCuteness

            Look, I had Ben, the winner, who found another idol and played it correctly, I feel your pain!!

          • prettyboyprobst

            I know. Methinks we need to do some jurymandering in the offseason to ensure that never again we will be defrauded of our just winnings by something trivial like the free will of the jurors. But how we would go about this, I don’t know.

          • StormofCuteness

            It’s a conundrum!

  • BIGBALLERSONLY

    im offended at the suggestion of cheating
    i simply am a bigger better baller than the rest of you and im gonna make you rename the champions league the “big baller league”

    • I…kinda like that idea?

  • orangealfy

    Does 12th mean NOTHING? I picked the FINAL THREE and roarke (she no longer gets all caps or even one cap) sank my team like 19 coconuts aboard a balancing floaty pyramid. I’m not ok right now.

    • 12th means you beat 200+ other people.

      • orangealfy

        Flatterer.

    • corndogshuffle

      You know how second place is the first loser? Well…

      • orangealfy

        Am I the 11th loser?

        • corndogshuffle

          Hate to break it to you, but yes.

          Don’t worry. I was like the 165th loser. You’re doing a hell of a lot better than that a

  • IcyTruth

    Like I said last time, I totally understand if you can’t let me in the league. I clearly remember reading that rule and saying “there’s no way that I’d do well enough for that…” and deliberately ignored it. So that was definitely my bad. I’d love to join the championships league for next season, but if not, then I’ll just have to try again. Whatever happens, just know I’ll be excited for next year no matter what. 🙂

  • indescribable hat

    I’m tied for 12th place what the fuck! I should be annoyed Roark sank my team but this is by far the best I’ve ever done. Gotta remember my strategy for next time.

    • StormofCuteness

      I am super proud of you! I’ve never had a winner before so that’s my only accomplishment (and I keep mentioning it–so clearly, I care too much).

    • StormofCuteness

      PS I was right. You annilated me in one on one. My team was god awful. You chose so well!

      • indescribable hat

        This is such a great season for me in fantasy Survivor, at least compared to how I usually do. I’m second in my 6-person league! Too bad I cared so little about the season I kept forgetting to watch until late Thursday or Friday.

        • StormofCuteness

          I enjoyed it far more than most because none of the cast were assholes.

  • TheForRealDeal

    Ali, I know you’re reading this, and I just wanted to say, I forgive you.
    John, spreadsheet buddy, thanks for doing this.
    To everyone else in Pick 4 Purgatory, keep reaching for that golden goose.

  • corndogshuffle

    Well, at least I got one season in Champions League. On to next season!

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      All a part of the great Shuffle of Life!

  • StormofCuteness

    Darn it, I only made it to 62nd place. Leave it to me to have two players in the final 3 (one of whom won) and still not get Top 50 on PRP.

    I hope, somehow, that makes my 1st heinous attempt in the Outcasts League less laughable…yeah, didn’t think so.

    Congrats to all the winners and anyone who made the 1st page. Kudos to the PRP staff for providing this fabulous place and making life (and this show) far more entertaining.

    How long until Ghost Island?

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      I think it’s the end of February.

      • StormofCuteness

        Whoa, quick turn around! Fantastic.

  • SurvivorWerewolf(JTHelland)

    I have but one word to say.
    Shit.
    That is all, thank you, and good night

  • SurvivorWerewolf(JTHelland)

    I already have like 10 names picked out for next season

  • Super duper fan

    Wow, the whole season I was always just outside the top 100, but I finished in the end in top 40, beating my score from last season, even though I changed to freaking Simone at the last minute. Chrissy and Ben really came through for me, plus r.obbed g.oddess Jessica made a bit of points for me too. This just means that I’m gonna keep getting better and better, till SOMEDAY I’ll finally take the crown.

  • Hello PRPers, was wondering if I could get some thoughts and recommendations.

    Since we appear to be approaching the most meta of Survivor seasons given the concept behind Ghost Island I realized I need to speed up or at least possibly re-prioritize my attempt to get through all of the seasons I haven’t seen yet. I’m wondering, of the seasons I haven’t seen, which ones are most likely to have the kind of high profile mistake that might be featured on GI:

    Borneo
    Guatemala*
    Cook Islands
    China
    Tocantins
    Samoa
    Nicaragua
    South Pacific
    Philippenes
    Caramoan
    Cagayan
    SJDS*

    I’m already well aware of James and his two idols at this point having seen his two returning seasons, but I’m wondering if there were major blunders in these other seasons that might get featured. I realize they’ll probably rely more heavily on recent seasons (because that’s how they do) but I was hoping for some input. If not for GI I would have been watching some combination of Tocantins/China/Philippenes/Cagayan between now and then but I’ll reorder if it makes sense.

    * these are seasons I’d have to pay for to watch and I’d rather not. Luckily I know the chances of something from Guatemala being featured in GI are probably low since they forgot that season exists.

    • I think China is the necessity, although it may be spoiled for you because of the preview. Maybe Caramoan and Cagayan as well.

      • China even though I already know about James? Were there other things from that season that might come up?

        Cagayan is a necessity regardless, probably ahead of anything else GI might spoil me on. Caramoan though… really want to see Cochran and Malcolm’s first go around before I see them on that season but I will think about it.

        Thanks for the input! Really helpful in picking what to watch next. I’ve seen nothing but median to mediocre Survivor in 2017 between GC and HvHvH, plus my first viewings of Panama and One World (of the 4 I watched Panama is the easy winner), so I need something to make me feel really good about the show again.

        • Good point about Cochran and Malcolm. I think Philippines would be a new edition as well to my earlier list. Yes, China may appear a few times on Ghost Island.

          • Good to know. China was high priority for me anyway. Might have just jumped to the top of my list.

    • Maritimer

      Besides what Barbara said (and China is definitely the most important), the other one that jumps out at me is South Pacific. You’ve seen both Ozzy and Coach’s second seasons so I wouldn’t worry too much about their first for SoPa (though Tocantins is a top 3 for me, so I do recommend it)
      I wonder about Borneo, in that they may try to shoehorn a homage to the first season in there but I can’t think of what it would be.

      • I could think of some stretches.

        • Maritimer

          Dr. Sean and the alphabet strategy is the one that comes too mind. Well, that and production screwing Stacey, but I don’t think they’ll include that

          • That was one. I was also thinking of Rudy’s stool from Hands on a Hard Idol

          • Head Architect Sylvia

            I immediately thought of this one too and now I’m sort of excited at the prospect of seeing it as the FIC again! I love it.

      • Good to know. My plan was always to do some kind of run where I saw Tocantins before South Pacific, and SoPa and Philippines before Caramoan but this might prompt a reorder depending on how many seasons I can burn through between now and the GI premiere. Thanks for giving me some more input!

      • If you’re interested in writing up the “What if this fire challenge twist had always existed?” as a post, let me know.

        • Maritimer

          I’d definitely be up for that! Just let me know what I need to do

          • Write it up and send it to us in email form, either:
            1. Pasting the text into the email itself
            2. Attaching a Word doc to the email
            3. Giving us a link to a Google doc where you wrote it up.

            If you have specific pictures you want included, please find them for us and give us links (or attach them to the email).

            Email is purplerockpodcast at gmail.

          • Maritimer

            On it

      • Dezbot

        Dr. Sean’s staff of life.

    • Kemper Boyd

      Dude if you ever need streaming (not the legal kind) links I can give you some so you don’t have to pay for anything.

      • When time comes for me to watch Guatemala and SJDS I will come looking for you.

  • I have decided that I will be taking a break from being an active participant in Fantasy League for Ghost Island. I think this season really killed my joy in fantasy league (not just because I didn’t do well), so I need a breather. However, I still plan on being around to root my Witch-in-Arms Tally and taunt @SNPalsy:disqus because why I wouldn’t I? So, look forward to Fantasy League Khaleesi being the Ghost of the PRP Ghost Island Fantasy League.

    • BadPlayer91

      I respect this. You’ll still be around to like, comment and stuff right?

    • Blurry Denzel

      No!!! Who will I make my fantasy enemy now, in the one sided fantasy hatred. I guess Taako can be my rival now. It’s fine, I guess

      • Taako From Teevhii

        I was planning a convoluted way to make a 20-person season work with 6 FOTM members, and I guess that’s out the window.

        I’m also fine with me being your rival, though I’m not sure what you’ll be to me. Maybe when you win one of the leagues we’re in together, we can reevaluate.

        • Blurry Denzel

          The nail to your hammer. I’m already used to that role.

          • Taako From Teevhii

            This the start of my transformation where I turn into Palsy, isn’t it?

          • Don’t mind me, I’m just fitting you for your bellhop uniform.

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            You wanna make sure that the pant legs are about an inch-and-a-half too short.

      • Don’t worry, we are Cambodia enemies now.

    • StormofCuteness

      I am trying not to pout, but I understand. Still, I hope you’re still here to enjoy our silliness. It won’t be the same without you.

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        Now you have to take up witchcraft.

        • StormofCuteness

          Double, double, toil, and trouble!

      • I will be around. Especially if SNP doesn’t do well in Champions.

  • Kemper Boyd

    So there are clues in the post to get and outcast league spot. Read that and thought “nah, seems like too much effort”.

    • the sky is falling

      I think “Nah, seems like too much effort” is the secret password to get into the outcast league

  • True Alainer

    a top25 finish, I’ll take it!! to be honest I hated the season so much I don’t even care

  • JohnKnicks

    Following this little engine that couldn’t was one of the more fun parts of this season for me.. thanks y’all #jbklaw #top20baby

  • Dezbot

    After being in the bottom the last couple of times, I’m super-psyched to crack the top 25. I want to thank my own laziness in remembering to come back here just before the deadline, which forced me to do a quick pick and hope I didn’t duplicate someone else’s team at the last minute. You da real MVP, Laziness! 😀