Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- HHH week 1

Hi! You can draft a whole new team now if you want. Read on to find out how.

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For those of you that are new to this, you have until the second episode airs to update your teams. The teams have to be unique, so if someone already beat you to that particular group of four people you’re going to have to pick again.

Here’s the process:

  1. Go here to select your new team, using the exact same team name you used before (you can ignore this if you didn’t previously pick a team): Pick-4 Fantasy League Team Picker
  2. Check the spreadsheet to make sure your team is listed (this same link is on the screen after you submit your team): Purple Rock Pick-4 Fantasy Teams
  3. If you’ve got the same four players as someone else, your players will be highlighted in a pinkish-purple color.  Choose a new team by clicking “edit your response” on the team picker form.
  4. Don’t worry if your team name gets highlighted in red. I’ll fix that later.

Individual scoring table

Reward challenge: 1 point for the Healers, 1 point for the Hustlers

Immunity challenge: 3 points for the Healers, 2 points for the Hustlers

Ryan gets 3 points for the immunity idol.

Every non-Katrina on the Heroes tribe gets 1 VTEP point.

Pick-4 League

A whole lot of you are going to change your teams, so it makes no sense for me to discuss the standings here.

Rank
Team name
(sorted by rank)
Total points
Team Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1Rogers_Communist_Manifesto134Ben-42Cole-32Mike-34Ryan-26
2Survivor Central133Ben-42Chrissy-30Joe-35Ryan-26
3BBB132Ben-42Chrissy-30Mike-34Ryan-26
3Icy Truth132Ben-42Chrissy-30Devon-25Joe-35
5Bamboozled130Ben-42Chrissy-30Jessica-24Mike-34
6@doctor_wu33128Ben-42Jessica-24Lauren-36Ryan-26
6John's a Chump (purplerockmatt)128Cole-32Lauren-36Mike-34Ryan-26
6The Flying Turtles (VaderDawsn)128Ashley-35Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-26
9Another_Day_in_Paradise127Ashley-35Ben-42Jessica-24Ryan-26
9Diego Armando127Ben-42Devon-25Mike-34Ryan-26
9FriendChooser127Ben-42Chrissy-30Cole-32Desi-23
12kyronscopilot125Ben-42Cole-32Devon-25Ryan-26
12Purple Rock John125Ben-42Desi-23Devon-25Joe-35
14Commissioner Gordon124Ben-42Cole-32JP-24Ryan-26
14JBKlaw124Ben-42Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-26
16Crash123Ashley-35Ben-42Joe-35Roark-11
16Have You Guys Seen My Bag? (@TrueAlainer)123Ben-42Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-26
16Padme's Body Double123Ben-42Cole-32Devon-25JP-24
16The Sky is Falling123Chrissy-30Jessica-24Joe-35Mike-34
20Dezbot's Dumbasses122Ben-42Cole-32Desi-23Devon-25
20Team Jeff is really really really really hot (Star Z)122Chrissy-30Cole-32Mike-34Ryan-26
22I love Avra121Ben-42Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24
22Ryan's team121Ashley-35Chrissy-30Cole-32JP-24
24Team at benjaminshever on twitter dot com120Ben-42Chrissy-30Desi-23Devon-25
25Rippert's Brazilian Butt Cheeks119Ali-8Ben-42Joe-35Mike-34
25The AVClub Disqus Memorial Team (Kingoftonga)119Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-42Mike-34
27EvilRegals117Ashley-35Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-26
27I played Survivor once117Ben-42Chrissy-30Mike-34Roark-11
27Kent McK117Cole-32Devon-25Mike-34Ryan-26
27Rambo Culpepper117Ashley-35Desi-23Devon-25Mike-34
31Bobfromthebayou (@bobfromthebayou)116Cole-32Devon-25Jessica-24Joe-35
31forever1267116Ben-42Jessica-24JP-24Ryan-26
33A Team Has No Name115Cole-32Jessica-24Joe-35JP-24
33Luckylucky 115Ben-42Chrissy-30Cole-32Roark-11
35coconuts 114Chrissy-30Jessica-24Mike-34Ryan-26
35Doodleopolis114Chrissy-30Desi-23Devon-25Lauren-36
35Hogan's Heroes and also Healers and Hustlers (TheForRealDeal)114Ali-8Ben-42Chrissy-30Mike-34
35Team Not Gonna Win So I'm Picking Favorites114Ashley-35Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
39FlyingFish113Ashley-35Ben-42Devon-25Roark-11
39Saturday Night and the Palsys (SNP)113Chrissy-30Cole-32Devon-25Ryan-26
41Random Luck112Ben-42Cole-32Lauren-36Simone-2
41What?!112Alan-7Joe-35Lauren-36Mike-34
43Black Sheep111Chrissy-30Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-26
43Jeff Probst's Hairpiece111Ben-42Cole-32Ryan-26Roark-11
43Maritimer111Chrissy-30Cole-32Devon-25JP-24
43P Onocrotalus111Devon-25JP-24Lauren-36Ryan-26
47Kelley Wentworth is Bae110Ben-42Cole-32Devon-25Roark-11
47Something Clever (Emma)110Chrissy-30Cole-32Desi-23Devon-25
49BananaGrub (contact via email)109Alan-7Ben-42Mike-34Ryan-26
49HunterEllis'Helicopter109Ben-42Chrissy-30Joe-35Simone-2
49NoEyesInBlindfold109Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-42Jessica-24
49orangealfy109Ben-42Chrissy-30Ryan-26Roark-11
49Team Winners109Chrissy-30Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
54Alan Ball's Six Feet Over and True Blonde (indescribable hat)108Ben-42Chrissy-30Devon-25Roark-11
54Boonk Gang Whole Lot Of Gang Ish108Desi-23Devon-25Mike-34Ryan-26
54isurvive108Alan-7Ashley-35Ben-42JP-24
54KTWins108Ben-42Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
54My Grandpa Knew Papa Smurf (Launchpad McQuack)108Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-26Roark-11
54Violina23108Chrissy-30Cole-32Joe-35Roark-11
60BKEmAndScout107Cole-32Devon-25Jessica-24Ryan-26
60cloudladder107Ben-42Chrissy-30JP-24Roark-11
60Lira2012107Chrissy-30Cole-32Mike-34Roark-11
60pufflehuff107Ashley-35Lauren-36Mike-34Simone-2
60Sanger's Song107Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-30Mike-34
65DadBevi106Ashley-35Joe-35Mike-34Simone-2
65jacobsw106Ben-42Chrissy-30Desi-23Roark-11
65kemperboyd106Ashley-35Desi-23Jessica-24JP-24
65King of the Jungle106Ali-8Ben-42Chrissy-30Ryan-26
69@Hurleytennis105Ben-42Mike-34Patrick-3Ryan-26
69aj hiller105Ashley-35Ben-42Ryan-26Simone-2
69Ethan "If I get the first 4 goddamn boots again" Kyle105Ali-8Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-26
69Team Gonna Do It105Cole-32Devon-25Jessica-24JP-24
69Team zsetton105Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-30Cole-32
69What up with that! (@Adam__Hebert)105Chrissy-30Devon-25Jessica-24Ryan-26
75Ad Astra (torchoflaw)104Ben-42Devon-25Ryan-26Roark-11
75GeorgeCarlo's Team104Ali-8Chrissy-30Cole-32Mike-34
75SurviveThis!104Alan-7Ben-42Cole-32Desi-23
75Toneloke104Ali-8Ben-42Chrissy-30Jessica-24
79Adamstears103Cole-32Mike-34Ryan-26Roark-11
79StormofCuteness103Ben-42Jessica-24Ryan-26Roark-11
79Woo'sBlindsideFace103Chrissy-30Lauren-36Ryan-26Roark-11
82Kristan Marie102Ben-42Devon-25JP-24Roark-11
82Max_Jets102Ben-42Desi-23Joe-35Simone-2
84Extralargepelican101Ben-42Cole-32Jessica-24Patrick-3
84The Schlong101Ali-8Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-26
84YoshiKirbyAndToad101Cole-32Jessica-24Mike-34Roark-11
8700-KokoCostanza100Ali-8Ashley-35Cole-32Devon-25
87DIE@@!@##$%^&*&^%$#@#$% (Judson Helland)100Alan-7Ashley-35Cole-32Ryan-26
87Fire GOOD! No Fire BAD! (@CheekzKER)100Chrissy-30Cole-32Joe-35Patrick-3
87No Hustle, All Luck (prettyboyprobst)100Chrissy-30Devon-25Mike-34Roark-11
87Something Quirky (HectorTheWellEndowed)100Ali-8Ben-42JP-24Ryan-26
92BatLeon's Bad Picks Inc.99Chrissy-30Cole-32Ryan-26Roark-11
92Survivor? I barely even know her99Ali-8Ben-42Devon-25Jessica-24
94Alycia Swift98Alan-7Chrissy-30Joe-35Ryan-26
94AubrysWinnersEdit98Chrissy-30Desi-23Mike-34Roark-11
94F***ing Stick98Chrissy-30Cole-32Devon-25Roark-11
94That Kevin Martin (Super duper fan)98Ben-42Chrissy-30Jessica-24Simone-2
98Camp Grandma 97Ben-42Chrissy-30Desi-23Simone-2
98Charlie Groton97Chrissy-30Cole-32Jessica-24Roark-11
98KW397Alan-7Ben-42Desi-23Devon-25
98Ms. Sweaterfan97Ali-8Chrissy-30Jessica-24Joe-35
98QUINN97Ashley-35Devon-25Ryan-26Roark-11
103Doomed (bassmanxvi)96Ali-8Chrissy-30Cole-32Ryan-26
103House Slytheryan96Chrissy-30Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
103I am 150 to 200% percent happy with my picks right now (Judson Helland)96Jessica-24Joe-35Ryan-26Roark-11
103Kate's Four (Kate Weaver/@kateeppweaver)96Ashley-35JP-24Ryan-26Roark-11
103Wubba Lubba Dub Dub (jniedj)96Devon-25Mike-34Ryan-26Roark-11
108Purple Rock Mark95Ali-8Ben-42Mike-34Roark-11
109Beluga94Ben-42JP-24Ryan-26Simone-2
109Diego's Armanbro94Alan-7Chrissy-30Desi-23Mike-34
109Floats & Goats (@SquamLaker)94Ben-42Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-26
109LoriBevi94Jessica-24Joe-35JP-24Roark-11
109randysmohawk94Desi-23Mike-34Ryan-26Roark-11
109The Four Witches (Barbara Anderson)94Cole-32Devon-25Ryan-26Roark-11
109winners94Ali-8Devon-25Joe-35Ryan-26
116Adli Hanif93Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-26Roark-11
116aguacates93Ali-8Chrissy-30Cole-32Desi-23
116Estokai93Cole-32JP-24Ryan-26Roark-11
119Asatoa92Chrissy-30Devon-25Ryan-26Roark-11
119I don't need to be carried, bro!92Alan-7Chrissy-30Cole-32Desi-23
121#Gumpy91Chrissy-30JP-24Ryan-26Roark-11
121Bring back The Mole!91Alan-7Ali-8Ben-42Mike-34
121Crom's League of Losers91Ben-42Joe-35Patrick-3Roark-11
121DukeSilverTrio91Chrissy-30Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3
121Hungry vs. Hungry vs. Hippos (ASD)91Ali-8Ben-42Chrissy-30Roark-11
121Sad Lil91Chrissy-30Jessica-24Katrina-1Lauren-36
121Valencia91Alan-7Desi-23Joe-35Ryan-26
128Come On In Here90Alan-7Desi-23Mike-34Ryan-26
128Twandepaul90Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11
130Ali and the seafarers (SirLiveAlot)89Ali-8Ben-42Lauren-36Patrick-3
131Good lookings 88Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23Devon-25
131JessemHerringFullBloodedCherokee88Ali-8Chrissy-30Jessica-24Ryan-26
131Ms Woozah Knows Nothing88Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-42Patrick-3
131yeezybusta88Ali-8Joe-35Mike-34Roark-11
135Jersey Luck87Alan-7Chrissy-30Jessica-24Ryan-26
135Nikkirapper87Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3Ryan-26
135Team Pretty People (John C)87Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23JP-24
138Fran Team86Desi-23Mike-34Patrick-3Ryan-26
138Rygel's Raiders86Ali-8Ben-42Devon-25Roark-11
140 The Guilty Remnant (macontosh2000)85Ali-8Cole-32Mike-34Roark-11
140By Hustlers you Meant Hookers, Right? (NearlyNina)85Desi-23Devon-25Ryan-26Roark-11
140Dubious Rob85Ali-8Ben-42JP-24Roark-11
140Fransesqua85Cole-32JP-24Patrick-3Ryan-26
140Green Monkeys85Ali-8Chrissy-30Desi-23Jessica-24
140Tiago Team85Ali-8Chrissy-30Desi-23JP-24
146Diego's Armandad84Alan-7Chrissy-30Desi-23JP-24
146Hotties vs. bodies vs. naughties (Judson Helland)84Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-26
146Taako From Teevhii84Ali-8Ben-42Desi-23Roark-11
149Crystal Lynne83Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-26Simone-2
149Ethan "I fucking swear if I get the first goddamn 4 boots again" Kyle83Chrissy-30Devon-25Ryan-26Simone-2
149Hornacek83Desi-23Devon-25JP-24Roark-11
149So Casual (danomite10)83Ali-8Chrissy-30Mike-34Roark-11
153ComeradeConrad82Ben-42Joe-35Patrick-3Simone-2
153Dig Doug82Chrissy-30JP-24Ryan-26Simone-2
153HBO CEO of Tits82Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24Patrick-3
153JoJo Bevi82Ali-8Jessica-24JP-24Ryan-26
153Omordie82Chrissy-30Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-26
158evander81Ali-8Chrissy-30Cole-32Roark-11
158Poles vs. Balls vs. Probst (Judson Helland)81Ali-8Desi-23Jessica-24Ryan-26
158Reya81Ben-42Devon-25Patrick-3Roark-11
161ChillTown80Ben-42Devon-25Roark-11Simone-2
161I've Been Bamboozled! (Drums X)80Cole-32Mike-34Patrick-3Roark-11
161The Jolly Olly Man80Ali-8Ashley-35Ryan-26Roark-11
164Sneaky Sneaky79Ali-8Mike-34Ryan-26Roark-11
164There's Something Wrong With That Team (Something Quirky)79Ben-42Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
166SuckitupButterCup (TiminSoCal)78Ali-8Devon-25Mike-34Roark-11
166Team Corndog78Alan-7Mike-34Ryan-26Roark-11
166Twigs and Sticks78Ali-8Ben-42Ryan-26Simone-2
1694 8 15 16 23 42 (@FayeBlueArt)77Chrissy-30Mike-34Roark-11Simone-2
169BadPlayer91's Black Widows Brigade Redux77Ali-8Ashley-35Desi-23Roark-11
169Head Architect Sylvia77Ali-8Ben-42Devon-25Simone-2
172Cucharal (@Gaceru)76Alan-7Ali-8Joe-35Ryan-26
172Culpepper was robbed.76Alan-7Jessica-24Mike-34Roark-11
172NukedJalapeno76Ali-8Ashley-35Cole-32Katrina-1
172Purple Rocks Keep Falling On My Head (Joseph Finn)76Alan-7Desi-23Joe-35Roark-11
172SugarStealers76Ali-8Cole-32Devon-25Roark-11
177Mike Hirsch75Alan-7Ali-8Mike-34Ryan-26
178jlim20174Alan-7Cole-32Jessica-24Roark-11
178Salz74Ashley-35Devon-25Patrick-3Roark-11
180Black Dynamite (Blurry Denzel)73Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
181Nates Greats72Ali-8Chrissy-30Desi-23Roark-11
182Team Foshizzle70Chrissy-30Patrick-3Ryan-26Roark-11
183Ine69Ali-8JP-24Ryan-26Roark-11
183MalBevi69Ali-8Ashley-35Devon-25Katrina-1
183Prediction: 34th (i and 1)69Ali-8Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3
183PurpleTally69Alan-7Ali-8Chrissy-30Jessica-24
183TaeBevi69Alan-7Devon-25Joe-35Simone-2
183TeamCrappy69Ali-8Jessica-24Ryan-26Roark-11
183The Ginja Ninja Crew (Dutch)69Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
190Swiss quality picks68Alan-7Ali-8Chrissy-30Desi-23
190Team Pooks68Ali-8Devon-25JP-24Roark-11
190Zach Attack68Alan-7Jessica-24Ryan-26Roark-11
193Diego's Armomdo67Alan-7Devon-25Jessica-24Roark-11
193Ryell67Ali-8Jessica-24JP-24Roark-11
195CazKaye66Ali-8Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11
196Have You Guys Seen My Bag? @TrueAlainer64Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Simone-2
196Prom King64Ali-8Ben-42Patrick-3Roark-11
198Nipi Ipin63Alan-7Chrissy-30Jessica-24Simone-2
199Roy and Pris Batty 62Ali-8Devon-25Patrick-3Ryan-26
200Threes (@gescovar)61Ali-8Devon-25Ryan-26Simone-2
201TeamScarlett60Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11Simone-2
202pisau cukur55Ali-8Ben-42Patrick-3Simone-2
203KCole5252Ali-8Chrissy-30Patrick-3Roark-11
204Legendary Locks 250Mike-34Patrick-3Roark-11Simone-2
205Hot Stuff48Ali-8Patrick-3Ryan-26Roark-11
206Carrots' Garden47Ali-8Mike-34Patrick-3Simone-2
207Chasers46Alan-7Ryan-26Roark-11Simone-2
208OhWell45Ali-8Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
209Side Character44Ali-8Desi-23Roark-11Simone-2
210Parvatis2Idols43Ali-8Desi-23Katrina-1Roark-11
211POC for Me40Alan-7Ali-8Desi-23Simone-2
212Peachykeene36Alan-7Jessica-24Patrick-3Simone-2
212WelldressedEvil's Folly36Ali-8Desi-23Patrick-3Simone-2
214LynziBevi35Ali-8Desi-23Katrina-1Patrick-3
215Zuvivor's 429Alan-7Ali-8Patrick-3Roark-11
216Roswulf28Alan-7Ali-8Roark-11Simone-2
2170

Champions and Outcasts Leagues

In case you’re unfamiliar, the best of the best fantasy players get to take place in our draft-based Champions League each season. And we utilize an arcane, convoluted, secretive process to determine players eligible to participate in the Outcasts League- it’s probably a total coincidence that three Purple Rock staffers are in that league.

Your current leaders in those leagues: corndogshuffle and known bellhop Saturday Night Palsy. Known witch Barbara Anderson tried to throw us all off the scent by losing Katrina from her team. Storm of Cuteness also lost Katrina from her team, but presumably that was unrelated to hiding her witchcraft.

And because everyone scored at least one point, it’s important to note that the infamous Champions League record of zero points scored remains intact (congrats on keeping that crown, bassmanxvi- you remain a legend).

Champions League Rank
Team
Total points
Player points Pick 1
Pts
Pick 2
Pts
1XL Pelican77Ben42Joe35
2Purple Tally60Jessica24Lauren36
2DrVanNostrand60Devon25Ashley35
4jersey_luck54Chrissy30JP24
5Purple Rock Mark41Alan7Mike34
6corndogshuffle34Ryan26Ali8
7Barbara Anderson33Cole32Katrina1
8jaredholland3226Patrick3Desi23
9Mike Hirsch13Simone2Roark11

Other leagues

We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here: PRP fantasy leagues.

 

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  • Saturday Night Palsy

    At the top of Outcasts! I’m back where I belong! As for the rest of you in this league, as we like to say in the industry, “enjoy your stay!”

    • Ms. Sweaterfan

      Wait, I thought #8 was the top 😐

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        Sorry to disappoint you, but 8 is still a fine place to be! Because your stay will be brief (Chrissy and Patrick? Ouch! I wonder who made you think that Chrissy was a good choice?) I recommend that you check out the fan friction article on Rodney Lavoie. It’s a must see at the PRP site. Also, don’t forget to mock John’s picks. No trip here is complete without it!

      • Taako From Teevhii

        Don’t worry Ms. S. It’s only a matter of time before Palsy’s beloved Boy Bellhop Wonder has to be med-evaced due to heat exhaustion because he brought a damn turtleneck to Fiji.

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          And I will gloat and boast until it happens!

    • StormofCuteness

      *glare*

  • purplerockandy

    Off topic but almost on topic: which enterprising PRPer wants to set up a fantasy NBA league that I can join without having to do any work?

    • I will also join this league, even though fantasy basketball is convoluted and time-consuming.

    • Hornacek

      NBA – that’s the one with the round ball, right?

    • Blurry Denzel

      If there are enough people interested, I will also join this league that I do not want to setup. I changed my mind on setting up mid typing.

    • Kemper Boyd

      NO ANDY, THIS PLACE HAS LED TO TOO MUCH FANTASY…

      …but if you are hard up for people

      • Hornacek

        Everyone knows that too much fantasy leads to teenagers going into the sewers to fight orcs.

    • prettyboyprobst

      Fantasy Leagues are where I always drew the line with my weird and time-consuming NBA obsession, but I DEMAND a spot if this PRP league ever comes to fruition!

  • Hornacek

    Maybe it’s just my work computer, but in the Pick-4 list, it doesn’t show the point column for the 4th player.

  • Hornacek

    Hmm, when I filter the Pick-4 list by “hornacek” it shows my team and the “MalBevi” team.

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      Mine also shows “I’ve been bamboozled”.

      • Hornacek

        Now mine says “bumpuzzled”.

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          Now mine says “Hornacek”. Ha ha, twelve points?

          • Hornacek

            “Saturday Night and the Palsys” sounds like a band that only plays at old folks homes.

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            For charity!

          • Hornacek

            And the octogenarian groupies.

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            Also for charity!

  • So starting in last place is the best way to start a season off, right.

  • Taako From Teevhii

    Similarly off topic but fantasy-related: The first season of the PRP fantasy baseball league concluded this past Sunday. It was super fun, and I want to once again whoever it was that dropped Aaron Judge in April because that pickup is probably the reason I claimed the championship.

    • Assistant Dragon Slayer

      Congrats. My team fell out of first almost to the second Carlos Correa went on the DL, then losing Bryce Harper buried me.

      • Taako From Teevhii

        That’s definitely rough. I was lucky to really only have Kluber and Scherzer hit the DL this season, and both came back to form for the playoffs.

    • Purple Rock Emma

      “I want to once again thank whoever it was that dropped Aaron Judge in April.”
      Yikes

    • StormofCuteness

      I was not part of this but Go Cubs Go!

    • Kemper Boyd

      I came 4th with no knowledge and an autodraft done while I was dancing in a basement to 90’s pop.

  • Mike Hirsch

    I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter

    Dancing through the fire

    Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me ROAR(k)!

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      Aw, that’s cute. And a teeny bit sad that you think she’ll do well.

      • Mike Hirsch

        You just wait. You just wait, Saturday Night Palsy! You’ll see! She will so do well!

  • Ms. Sweaterfan

    I’m seriously debating dumping Joe off my pick 4 team :/ On the one hand you just know he has that Tony potential to find all the idols and advantages, but on the other hand he has a serious case of over-playing and I could see him getting voted out super early. I just don’t know who I’d pick as a replacement since no one particularly stood out in the premiere. Also I can disguise laziness as “trusting my gut” so…probably won’t bother 🙂

    • Alycia Swift

      I’m thinking this way too.

    • prettyboyprobst

      I take pride in the fact that I was the first to change one’s team after the episode aired, even though doing so goes directly against my team name and envisaged motto for this season.
      I hustled my ass off, because I couldn’t get Joe off my team quick enough.
      The problem is, I still have him in the Palsy League.

  • Maritimer

    I am so concerned about my team. I am seriously debating dropping two of them and should probably consider dropping a third but I’m stubborn. One of the two, I really only know who she is because she was in the preview for next week. The other is Chrissy. I have little faith in either. But if I drop them, they’re making FTC so I don’t know what to do

    • Taako From Teevhii

      The preview shows Cole and Jessica getting flirty, so I don’t know if you’d want to hold onto both.

      • Maritimer

        I know I don’t and Cole is the one I’m too stubborn to drop so… decision time! (if they turn into a second Romber I will not be happy)

        • BadPlayer91

          No one can ever be Romber. No. One

          • Hornacek

            How quickly we forget FigTayls.

          • BadPlayer91

            Is this a question? How quickly can I? Pretty quickly if I don’t put my mind to it!

    • Diego Armando

      Chrissy is high risk, high reward.

      • Maritimer

        Yup. But I feel you need a risky choice to win Pick 4. That and dumb luck (or witchcraft)

        • Diego Armando

          That’s why I’m investing in Mike. Same potential downside, same reward.

          • Alycia Swift

            I’m thinking about changing Joe to him.

          • Diego Armando

            Might be worth it. One of them is finding that idol and the show wants us to care about Mike.

  • Saturday Night Palsy

    The Palsy League Situation

    Off to a good start! Wait.. what’s this? Last year’s Charlie Brown is leading the league? That’s right, prettyboyprobst is sitting pretty with 11 points! I have trained him well! I may even have to start paying my assistant! (I won’t) BadPlayer91 and HBO CEO of tits are tied with 10 points, followed by the Commissioner himself with 8. Somethin Bout Football is doing poorly (as expected) with a mere 6 points. Our newest member DrVanNostrum is sadly in last with 5 and the first boot of the season. Can he come from behind with Ali and Devon? Time will tell.

    • BadPlayer91

      I’d like to lodge a complaint. My name does not have a space between Bad and Player. It’s all one word. DERP

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        What? Where did I mistype it?

        • BadPlayer91

          In our league. Where are names are listed. In the excel sheet. HOW DARE YOU

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            Ah, you’ll need to talk to my assistant!

          • StormofCuteness

            Our names. 😉

      • prettyboyprobst

        I got a little spacebar-happy typing in the team names, but I only did so intentionally for DrVanNostrand and my own name. Yours I tried to type correctly, but I must have gotten distracted by SNP’s gross misspelling of a different member of our league, when I checked for details.
        At least I didn’t enter made-up team names this time, right?

  • Carrots

    I jumped the gun a little and picked a new team last night, with a name that wasn’t exactly the same (“Carrot’s Garden (v2.0)” vs “Carrots’ Garden”*). Is this okay?

    *I also just realized I put the apostrophe in the wrong place on the second one. Embarrassing.

    • It’s fine now, since you told me about it. I even relocated the apostrophe and removed the (v2.0).

  • indescribable hat

    All right, Fan Favourite League, we’re off to a smashing start.

    Team NamePlayer 1Pts 1Player 2Pts 2Player 3Pts 3TotalSuper duper fanJessica4Katrina1Lauren27Diego ArmandoRyan5Ben2Joe411indescribable hatChrissy2JP2Devon26Purple TallyAli2Roark4Simone28MaritimerCole4Desi4Patrick210corndogshuffleAlan2Mike4Ashley28

    Diego Armando is in the lead thanks to Ryan and his idol, one point ahead of @disqus_sjBnbSyo83:disqus’s two Healers team. Purple Tally and new Fan Favourite corndogshuffle are tied in the middle, so it looks like lying low is the witch strategy this season. Super duper fan lost Katrina and is down to Jessica and Lauren, neither of whom got much air time, but it’s early yet. Right? I’m losing.

  • BadPlayer91

    Don’t want to be a jerk, but I always kinda am. The table for Champions and Outcast league are smooshed. Looks like it’s missing a header row between end of Champions and top of Outcast.

    • It is. I’m using a plug-in to bring the tables over, and something is fucking up. I’ve attempted various fixes, and nothing quite works. Then laziness kicked in, and… ¯_(ツ)_/¯

      • BadPlayer91

        I’d ridicule you or something, but then you used THAT FUCKING SHRUG EMOJI, gawd I love that thing. I get irrationally happy when I see it. It’s just TOO MUCH. Now I’m almost happy the table fucked up, just to lead us here.

        I mean, i’d try to help with it but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        lol ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        ¯_(ツ)_/¯¯_(ツ)_/¯¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • BadPlayer91

          Also, I learned you can change his face for fun times!

          ¯_(o-o)_/¯
          ¯_()_/¯
          ¯_(oVo)_/¯
          ¯_(‘_’)_/¯

          • indescribable hat

            Oh my god. I’m really enjoying how much you’re enjoying this.

          • BadPlayer91

            ¯_(#-#)_/¯

      • BadPlayer91

        Not to be the worst, but I found another thing and it very much confused me for a min so I thought i’d mention it.

        Under Individual scoring table, you say that Hustlers and Healers each got a point for winning reward. That should be Heroes and Healers right? Cause the reward is the race to the beach, and it was Hustler’s who lost that. The math is right in the excell sheet, but with all these H’s mucking about…

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          The individual scores are correct, right? Those are what I used for our league.

          • BadPlayer91

            Yeah. Scores are all correct, just Hustlers and Heroes were switched in the stating of the score, not the score itself.

        • This is one of those things where preseason research would’ve helped me remember tribes better. I’ll fix when I’m feeling less lazy.

          • Maritimer

            Soooo….never?

          • It’s like you get me.

          • Hornacek

            John: It’s like we finish each others …
            Maritimer: Sandwiches!

    • Hornacek

      Upvoted for using the technical term “smooshed”.

  • Super duper fan

    I’m feelng relatively good about my team for now. If I decide to change it, I would keep keep Ben and Chrissy, and possibly swith either one of Jessica or Ali. While Ali got great content for now, I could see her getting a Mari edit, and if her tribe loses, it will be probably either her or Patrick. If she wants to get voted out, she should do it at the merge. Plan “That Kevin Martin” is not ready to see the light of day, yet. And Jessica could get Figgy’d, but I don’t think her tribe will lose for now, and I think they would target Cole if they did lose. For now I’m sticking to my guns, and we’ll see.

    Ashley Underwood, we’re forever grateful for what you’ve brought to the game. We are not worthy of the joy you bring us.

    • Ms. Sweaterfan

      Wait, so you have Ben/Chrissy/Ali/Jessica? That’s funny, because I was considering dumping Joe and picking up Ben, but that would make our teams identical *sad trombone*
      Guess I’ll stick with Joe…

      • Super duper fan

        Just wanted to let you know that you can take my team.

  • Hornacek

    How did I get in the ITMFA league? I signed up for the Draft Time Bitches league!

    I lost a player, but at least I’m not last.

    • Kemper Boyd

      Basically ASD put it in because I forgot then got Norovirus. @purplerockjohn:disqus can you change that name to Draft Time Bitches for me please?

      • Assistant Dragon Slayer

        Wasn’t that a temp name for the draft? “Draft Time” is right in the name.

        • Kemper Boyd

          I dunno man. I don’t think it had a name honestly.

        • Hornacek

          I suggested the totally awesome name of “HornSwiftEm KempWoozADS”.

        • Kemper Boyd

          BRO, do you want us to drop ASD?

          • Assistant Dragon Slayer

            No, of course not.

      • Hornacek

        I think he prefers ADS?

        Also, Norovirus? Yikes.

        • Kemper Boyd

          ASD is a running joke thing. I’ll stop is the Assistant Slayer of Dragons so asks. And yes. Im on day 5 in a row off work.

          • Hornacek

            I called him ASD a few times and he asked me to stop.

          • Kemper Boyd

            oh, I will check with him.

          • Assistant Dragon Slayer

            Wait, what? I don’t remember that but if I did I was being sarcastic.

          • Hornacek

            DAMN YOU INTERNET WITH YOUR LACK OF SARCASM TAGS!

          • Hornacek

            In my defense, you did tell me this in the Philip Fan Friction comments:

            “Sidebar: Not sure how to feel about ‘ASD’ becoming a thing.”

      • Done.

  • StormofCuteness

    I finally make the outcast league, and *boom*. Oh, Roark, don’t fail me now.

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      Well, I hope after she does fail you that you stick around and watch me win!

      • StormofCuteness

        *glare*

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          You’re starting to get the whole “Except for Saturday Night Palsy, f— that guy” thing now, right?

          • StormofCuteness

            Yes? 😎

  • StormofCuteness

    @purplerockjohn:disqus
    Should I be concerned that I have two teams, and it didn’t turn red? FWIW, the new team is Ben, Jessica, Roark, Ryan. Old team had Jessica, Patrick, Roark, Ryan

    • It’s only looking for exact duplicates, so if anything changes- spacing, capitalization, etc.- it doesn’t call that a duplicate. I’ll go through and clean it up periodically.

      • StormofCuteness

        My teams are currently tied, but I’m sticking with the new one.

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          Ryan’s a good choice. I’d dump Roark pronto.

          • StormofCuteness

            What exactly do you have against Roark?

          • Saturday Night Palsy

            Originally nothing. Isn’t she Corinne’s intern?

          • StormofCuteness

            I have no memory of Corinne. *shrug*

          • Hornacek

            Didn’t you watch along with this site’s exciting Gabon rewatch?

          • StormofCuteness

            Ha!

      • Dezbot

        I don’t know if I remembered my name correctly, but I think I was Survive This! and if I wasn’t, you can delete the one I just did called “Survive This! (Dezbot)”. I’m going to do another team right now with a name I’ll remember just in case, too. Thanks and sorry. Been a very stressful time in chez dez 🙁

        • The final iteration of Dezbot’s Dumbasses is the one that ended up as your team. Good luck!

          • Dezbot

            Thanks! 🙂

  • Maritimer

    Fan Favourite League

    Diego Armando is out to an early lead thanks to Ryan’s stupid idol, with me hot on his heels. The witch’s apprentice Purple Tally and rookie corndogshuffle are tied in third place. Super duper fan is in fifth, suffering the first loss of the season in silence. In last place for now is indescribable hat but she has 3 of my Pick 4 players so I’m hoping for some improvement there.

    • indescribable hat

      Yeah I feel OK about my people even though they’re letting me down on the challenges so far.

      • Maritimer

        Your team is pretty solid I think

    • Super duper fan

      Man, I’m not feeling good at all about my chances. Lauren may actually stick around for a while so that’s good, but if I want to have a shot at winning, Jessica has to really pull through for me.

      • Maritimer

        I still can’t decide if the Jessica/Cole thing is a red herring or not

        • Lira2012

          Jessica is the one who’s really excited about religion, I think. That usually doesn’t work out well, so hopefully she and Cole will not work out well.

          • Maritimer

            So long as Cole stays around, I’m happy

    • Diego Armando

      I’m feeling shockingly good about my team. Joe could burn out early but I think Ben and Ryan are in it for the long haul.

      • Maritimer

        One person is going to emerge from the Joe/Mike “feud” I figure, and they will probably go far

        • Diego Armando

          Or it could go the way of Savage-Stephen or Ozzy-Cirie and both last until merge and one gets taken out with no participation from the other.

          • Maritimer

            I hope not, I don’t like it when they have wasted story lines, but its possible they just needed some kind of story line for the Healers

  • Correction:
    Katrina was the only person left in the second round, so Barbara Anderson was forced to pick her. Thank you and continue the good work.

  • Side Character

    DAS Bus

    Alycia Swift is in first with Ryan and the idol, Diego Armando is not far behind in 2nd, and I’m in last (which is 3rd, but still) because I had barely-there-til-she-was-gone Katrina. 1st and last are separated by 4 points, and given that we all have players from each tribe, it’s still very much up in the air.

  • Alycia Swift

    I just had a chance to check the results. What happened to the 3-person league that I’m in?

    I’ve done better in the 4 person pick than I’ve done before but I still think I’m changing my team.

    Yay I’m barely first in the Draft time bitches league. It would be weird if I stayed there.

  • Jacob SW

    Anybody want to predict which player (other than Katrina) is going to disappear from the most teams this week? I’m guessing Alan. He so sensible and charming in the pre-season interviews…

    • I think some people might drop Cole, especially in light of the fact that he didn’t have a confessional (yet he did have an intro interview).

  • Super duper fan

    In a true That Kevin Martin fashion, I’m working every angle to come out on top. And because of that I’m using the Anti-Power of Veto on Ali, and I’m nominating in her place Simone to be put on my team. I’m coming for that win, baby.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d586eccb04a4b2531e89fa92338d230e237568774ddd7a5a012f1995b254819c.jpg *

    *well, unless this move backfires as bad as for That Kevin Martin. But I’m determined to right the wrogs of the past!

  • I’m pleasantly surprised at how Week 1 turned out for my group. I am going to stick with my original 4 of Cole, Ryan, Roark, and Chrissy.

    As I noted to @stormofcuteness:disqus last week my picks were only one person off of reigning witch @disqus_GpYJ355BVM:disqus and where we diverged was on Chrissy and Katrina. Considering my pick booted hers I am feeling pretty good at the moment. More likely though this is going to be the high point for me and her new team will obliterate mine. Good times.

    • StormofCuteness

      I think you picked and kept a fantastic team tbh.

      • Your team looks pretty damn good too. I am fairly high on Ben after that first episode. Almost considered swapping Cole for Ben if I could but I am going to stick with my guns.

        • StormofCuteness

          Ha, I rushed to swap Patrick for Ben the second the episode was over! I think keeping Cole makes sense because their tribe doesn’t seem likely to lose soon.

          • Oh… yeah that sounds like the right swap to make. I am nervous for Cole due to the hints of a budding showmance with Jessica that could make them targets… but yeah, I could totally see their tribe avoiding TC until the swap.

  • Toneloke

    I would like to create a team. Let me know if the spots are filled!
    Toneloke: Ali, Ben, Chrissy, Roark