Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- HHH week 11

Stupid is as stupid does. Let’s check the scoreboard.

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Almost no one drafted Lauren this season. She was on only 14 teams out of 216. But hey, she did manage to score 36 points before setting her own game on fire and throwing it into a dumpster filled with gasoline.

As always, you can see the full player popularity rankings here: Purple Rock Pick-4 Fantasy Teams

Individual scoring

Chrissy gets 2 points for one of the dumbest individual rewards ever. I’m tempted to not give any points for that reward win, because it didn’t require any skill or even effort.

Lauren gets 3 points for finding an idol. I’m tempted to not give her any points because she turned it back into a leather string and a shell.

Ashley gets 4 points for the immunity win. I’m tempted to not give her any points because the bright and beautiful light that is Devon decided to call it quits.

Ben gets 4 points for the correct idol play and 2 VTEP points for casting the only vote that counted. I’m actually fine with this.

Pick-4 League

Rogers Communist Manifesto still holds the lead, but we have a new #2: Twitter’s own Survivor Central. In a tie for 6th place are two participants from our very first fantasy league (so very long ago): doctor_wu33 and Matt, the first person to I contacted when pitching the original fantasy league. They’re tied with Vaderdawsn, who continues to do an amazing job of resisting the Curse of Violina. Diego Armando, yet another participant in our first fantasy league, currently sits in 9th place with a completely intact team. He is tied with my real life human friend Friend Chooser, who is mathematically eliminated from Champions League contention despite her strong performance.

Rippert’s Brazilian Buttcheeks just barely cracks (Yes, I know what I did there. I regret nothing.) into the top 25 this week, tied with former AV Clubber KingofTonga. The aptly named Team Not Gonna Win So I’m Picking Favorites is tied for 35th place, just a few spots ahead of Saturday Night Palsy. Palsy, as is his brand, managed to pick the three lowest-scoring players still in the game- the Rodneys, if you will.

Rank
Team name
(sorted by rank)
Total points
Team Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1BBB181Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36Ryan-30
2Icy Truth180Ben-64Chrissy-51Devon-30Joe-35
2Survivor Central180Ben-64Chrissy-51Joe-35Ryan-30
4Bamboozled175Ben-64Chrissy-51Jessica-24Mike-36
5FriendChooser170Ben-64Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23
6Team at benjaminshever on twitter dot com168Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Devon-30
7I played Survivor once162Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11
7Rogers_Communist_Manifesto162Ben-64Cole-32Mike-36Ryan-30
9Diego Armando160Ben-64Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
10Hogan's Heroes and also Healers and Hustlers (TheForRealDeal)159Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36
11Luckylucky 158Ben-64Chrissy-51Cole-32Roark-11
12Alan Ball's Six Feet Over and True Blonde (indescribable hat)156Ben-64Chrissy-51Devon-30Roark-11
12kyronscopilot156Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30
12orangealfy156Ben-64Chrissy-51Ryan-30Roark-11
15@doctor_wu33154Ben-64Jessica-24Lauren-36Ryan-30
16Another_Day_in_Paradise153Ashley-35Ben-64Jessica-24Ryan-30
16King of the Jungle153Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Ryan-30
18HunterEllis'Helicopter152Ben-64Chrissy-51Joe-35Simone-2
18Purple Rock John152Ben-64Desi-23Devon-30Joe-35
20cloudladder150Ben-64Chrissy-51JP-24Roark-11
20Commissioner Gordon150Ben-64Cole-32JP-24Ryan-30
20JBKlaw150Ben-64Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-30
20Padme's Body Double150Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30JP-24
24Dezbot's Dumbasses149Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
24Have You Guys Seen My Bag? (@TrueAlainer)149Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30
24jacobsw149Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Roark-11
24Team Jeff is really really really really hot (Star Z)149Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36Ryan-30
28Toneloke147Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Jessica-24
29The Sky is Falling146Chrissy-51Jessica-24Joe-35Mike-36
30Crash145Ashley-35Ben-64Joe-35Roark-11
31I love Avra143Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24
31Rippert's Brazilian Butt Cheeks143Ali-8Ben-64Joe-35Mike-36
31Saturday Night and the Palsys (SNP)143Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30
31The AVClub Disqus Memorial Team (Kingoftonga)143Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Mike-36
35forever1267142Ben-64Jessica-24JP-24Ryan-30
35Ryan's team142Ashley-35Chrissy-51Cole-32JP-24
37coconuts 141Chrissy-51Jessica-24Mike-36Ryan-30
37That Kevin Martin (Super duper fan)141Ben-64Chrissy-51Jessica-24Simone-2
39Camp Grandma 140Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Simone-2
39Doodleopolis140Chrissy-51Desi-23Devon-30Lauren-36
39FlyingFish140Ashley-35Ben-64Devon-30Roark-11
42BananaGrub (contact via email)137Alan-7Ben-64Mike-36Ryan-30
42Jeff Probst's Hairpiece137Ben-64Cole-32Ryan-30Roark-11
42Kelley Wentworth is Bae137Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
42Maritimer137Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30JP-24
46Black Sheep136Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30
46Something Clever (Emma)136Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
48Ad Astra (torchoflaw)135Ben-64Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
48What up with that! (@Adam__Hebert)135Chrissy-51Devon-30Jessica-24Ryan-30
50Hungry vs. Hungry vs. Hippos (ASD)134Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Roark-11
50John's a Chump (purplerockmatt)134Cole-32Lauren-36Mike-36Ryan-30
50Random Luck134Ben-64Cole-32Lauren-36Simone-2
53@Hurleytennis133Ben-64Mike-36Patrick-3Ryan-30
54The Flying Turtles (VaderDawsn)132Ashley-35Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-30
55aj hiller131Ashley-35Ben-64Ryan-30Simone-2
55NoEyesInBlindfold131Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Jessica-24
57isurvive130Alan-7Ashley-35Ben-64JP-24
57KTWins130Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
57Lira2012130Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36Roark-11
57Sanger's Song130Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-51Mike-36
57Team Winners130Chrissy-51Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
62Kristan Marie129Ben-64Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
62StormofCuteness129Ben-64Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
62Violina23129Chrissy-51Cole-32Joe-35Roark-11
65Kent McK128Cole-32Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
65No Hustle, All Luck (prettyboyprobst)128Chrissy-51Devon-30Mike-36Roark-11
65Woo'sBlindsideFace128Chrissy-51Lauren-36Ryan-30Roark-11
68GeorgeCarlo's Team127Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36
69Something Quirky (HectorTheWellEndowed)126Ali-8Ben-64JP-24Ryan-30
69SurviveThis!126Alan-7Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23
69Survivor? I barely even know her126Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Jessica-24
69Team zsetton126Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-51Cole-32
73BatLeon's Bad Picks Inc.124Chrissy-51Cole-32Ryan-30Roark-11
73F***ing Stick124Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
73KW3124Alan-7Ben-64Desi-23Devon-30
73Max_Jets124Ben-64Desi-23Joe-35Simone-2
73Rambo Culpepper124Ashley-35Desi-23Devon-30Mike-36
78Alycia Swift123Alan-7Chrissy-51Joe-35Ryan-30
78Extralargepelican123Ben-64Cole-32Jessica-24Patrick-3
80Asatoa122Chrissy-51Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
81AubrysWinnersEdit121Chrissy-51Desi-23Mike-36Roark-11
81Bobfromthebayou (@bobfromthebayou)121Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24Joe-35
81Doomed (bassmanxvi)121Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Ryan-30
81EvilRegals121Ashley-35Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-30
81Fire GOOD! No Fire BAD! (@CheekzKER)121Chrissy-51Cole-32Joe-35Patrick-3
86Beluga120Ben-64JP-24Ryan-30Simone-2
86Floats & Goats (@SquamLaker)120Ben-64Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
86P Onocrotalus120Devon-30JP-24Lauren-36Ryan-30
89Boonk Gang Whole Lot Of Gang Ish119Desi-23Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
89Purple Rock Mark119Ali-8Ben-64Mike-36Roark-11
91Charlie Groton118Chrissy-51Cole-32Jessica-24Roark-11
91Ms. Sweaterfan118Ali-8Chrissy-51Jessica-24Joe-35
93Diego's Armanbro117Alan-7Chrissy-51Desi-23Mike-36
93House Slytheryan117Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
95#Gumpy116Chrissy-51JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
95BKEmAndScout116Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24Ryan-30
97A Team Has No Name115Cole-32Jessica-24Joe-35JP-24
97Bring back The Mole!115Alan-7Ali-8Ben-64Mike-36
99aguacates114Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23
99Team Not Gonna Win So I'm Picking Favorites114Ashley-35Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
99What?!114Alan-7Joe-35Lauren-36Mike-36
102Crom's League of Losers113Ben-64Joe-35Patrick-3Roark-11
102Ethan "I fucking swear if I get the first goddamn 4 boots again" Kyle113Chrissy-51Devon-30Ryan-30Simone-2
102I don't need to be carried, bro!113Alan-7Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23
102JessemHerringFullBloodedCherokee113Ali-8Chrissy-51Jessica-24Ryan-30
102Rygel's Raiders113Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Roark-11
107DukeSilverTrio112Chrissy-51Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3
107Jersey Luck112Alan-7Chrissy-51Jessica-24Ryan-30
107My Grandpa Knew Papa Smurf (Launchpad McQuack)112Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-30Roark-11
107Sad Lil112Chrissy-51Jessica-24Katrina-1Lauren-36
111Ali and the seafarers (SirLiveAlot)111Ali-8Ben-64Lauren-36Patrick-3
112Ms Woozah Knows Nothing110Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Patrick-3
112Team Gonna Do It110Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24JP-24
114Adamstears109Cole-32Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
114Ethan "If I get the first 4 goddamn boots again" Kyle109Ali-8Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-30
114pufflehuff109Ashley-35Lauren-36Mike-36Simone-2
117DadBevi108Ashley-35Joe-35Mike-36Simone-2
117Reya108Ben-64Devon-30Patrick-3Roark-11
119ChillTown107Ben-64Devon-30Roark-11Simone-2
119Dig Doug107Chrissy-51JP-24Ryan-30Simone-2
119Dubious Rob107Ali-8Ben-64JP-24Roark-11
119Omordie107Chrissy-51Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
119Wubba Lubba Dub Dub (jniedj)107Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
124Green Monkeys106Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23Jessica-24
124kemperboyd106Ashley-35Desi-23Jessica-24JP-24
124QUINN106Ashley-35Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
124So Casual (danomite10)106Ali-8Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11
124Taako From Teevhii106Ali-8Ben-64Desi-23Roark-11
124Tiago Team106Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23JP-24
13000-KokoCostanza105Ali-8Ashley-35Cole-32Devon-30
130Diego's Armandad105Alan-7Chrissy-51Desi-23JP-24
130The Schlong105Ali-8Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-30
133ComeradeConrad104Ben-64Joe-35Patrick-3Simone-2
133DIE@@!@##$%^&*&^%$#@#$% (Judson Helland)104Alan-7Ashley-35Cole-32Ryan-30
133Head Architect Sylvia104Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Simone-2
133Twigs and Sticks104Ali-8Ben-64Ryan-30Simone-2
137The Four Witches (Barbara Anderson)103Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
137winners103Ali-8Devon-30Joe-35Ryan-30
137YoshiKirbyAndToad103Cole-32Jessica-24Mike-36Roark-11
140evander102Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Roark-11
141There's Something Wrong With That Team (Something Quirky)101Ben-64Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
1424 8 15 16 23 42 (@FayeBlueArt)100Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11Simone-2
142I am 150 to 200% percent happy with my picks right now (Judson Helland)100Jessica-24Joe-35Ryan-30Roark-11
142Kate's Four (Kate Weaver/@kateeppweaver)100Ashley-35JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
142randysmohawk100Desi-23Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
146Adli Hanif97Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
146Estokai97Cole-32JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
148Come On In Here96Alan-7Desi-23Mike-36Ryan-30
149Team Foshizzle95Chrissy-51Patrick-3Ryan-30Roark-11
149Valencia95Alan-7Desi-23Joe-35Ryan-30
151By Hustlers you Meant Hookers, Right? (NearlyNina)94Desi-23Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
151LoriBevi94Jessica-24Joe-35JP-24Roark-11
153Good lookings 93Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
153Nates Greats93Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23Roark-11
155Fran Team92Desi-23Mike-36Patrick-3Ryan-30
156Nikkirapper91Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3Ryan-30
157PurpleTally90Alan-7Ali-8Chrissy-51Jessica-24
157Twandepaul90Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11
157yeezybusta90Ali-8Joe-35Mike-36Roark-11
160Fransesqua89Cole-32JP-24Patrick-3Ryan-30
160Swiss quality picks89Alan-7Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23
162Hornacek88Desi-23Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
162Hotties vs. bodies vs. naughties (Judson Helland)88Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
164 The Guilty Remnant (macontosh2000)87Ali-8Cole-32Mike-36Roark-11
164Crystal Lynne87Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30Simone-2
164Team Pretty People (John C)87Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23JP-24
167JoJo Bevi86Ali-8Jessica-24JP-24Ryan-30
167Prom King86Ali-8Ben-64Patrick-3Roark-11
169Poles vs. Balls vs. Probst (Judson Helland)85Ali-8Desi-23Jessica-24Ryan-30
169Sneaky Sneaky85Ali-8Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
169SuckitupButterCup (TiminSoCal)85Ali-8Devon-30Mike-36Roark-11
172Nipi Ipin84Alan-7Chrissy-51Jessica-24Simone-2
172Team Corndog84Alan-7Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
172The Jolly Olly Man84Ali-8Ashley-35Ryan-30Roark-11
175HBO CEO of Tits82Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24Patrick-3
175I've Been Bamboozled! (Drums X)82Cole-32Mike-36Patrick-3Roark-11
177Mike Hirsch81Alan-7Ali-8Mike-36Ryan-30
177SugarStealers81Ali-8Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
179Cucharal (@Gaceru)80Alan-7Ali-8Joe-35Ryan-30
180Salz79Ashley-35Devon-30Patrick-3Roark-11
181Culpepper was robbed.78Alan-7Jessica-24Mike-36Roark-11
182BadPlayer91's Black Widows Brigade Redux77Ali-8Ashley-35Desi-23Roark-11
182pisau cukur77Ali-8Ben-64Patrick-3Simone-2
184NukedJalapeno76Ali-8Ashley-35Cole-32Katrina-1
184Purple Rocks Keep Falling On My Head (Joseph Finn)76Alan-7Desi-23Joe-35Roark-11
186jlim20174Alan-7Cole-32Jessica-24Roark-11
186MalBevi74Ali-8Ashley-35Devon-30Katrina-1
186TaeBevi74Alan-7Devon-30Joe-35Simone-2
189Black Dynamite (Blurry Denzel)73Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
189Ine73Ali-8JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
189KCole5273Ali-8Chrissy-51Patrick-3Roark-11
189Team Pooks73Ali-8Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
189TeamCrappy73Ali-8Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
194Diego's Armomdo72Alan-7Devon-30Jessica-24Roark-11
194Zach Attack72Alan-7Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
196Roy and Pris Batty 71Ali-8Devon-30Patrick-3Ryan-30
197Threes (@gescovar)70Ali-8Devon-30Ryan-30Simone-2
198Prediction: 34th (i and 1)69Ali-8Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3
198The Ginja Ninja Crew (Dutch)69Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
200Ryell67Ali-8Jessica-24JP-24Roark-11
201CazKaye66Ali-8Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11
202Have You Guys Seen My Bag? @TrueAlainer64Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Simone-2
203TeamScarlett60Desi-23Jessica-24Roark-11Simone-2
204Hot Stuff52Ali-8Patrick-3Ryan-30Roark-11
204Legendary Locks 252Mike-36Patrick-3Roark-11Simone-2
206Chasers50Alan-7Ryan-30Roark-11Simone-2
207Carrots' Garden49Ali-8Mike-36Patrick-3Simone-2
208OhWell45Ali-8Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
209Side Character44Ali-8Desi-23Roark-11Simone-2
210Parvatis2Idols43Ali-8Desi-23Katrina-1Roark-11
211POC for Me40Alan-7Ali-8Desi-23Simone-2
212Peachykeene36Alan-7Jessica-24Patrick-3Simone-2
212WelldressedEvil's Folly36Ali-8Desi-23Patrick-3Simone-2
214LynziBevi35Ali-8Desi-23Katrina-1Patrick-3
215Zuvivor's 429Alan-7Ali-8Patrick-3Roark-11
216Roswulf28Alan-7Ali-8Roark-11Simone-2
2170

Champions and Outcasts Leagues

PurpleTally has now lost her entire team, but she is almost guaranteed a spot in next season’s Champions League; as a reminder, the top four finishers get an invite back to the league. It’s unlikely that there will be enough points left in the game to knock her down into fifth place. DrVanNostrand’s Costanza strategy has been so successful that I can only assume next season everyone will try to replicate it, resulting in some kind of weird anti-draft where everyone attempts to fail their way to success. Mark has to overcome Jersey Luck’s 13-point lead over him in order to return to next season’s league, but at least he’s got an easier path than corndogshuffle, who would have to outscore Jersey Luck by 21 in order to return.

Champions League Rank
Team
Total points
Player points Pick 1
Pts
Pick 2
Pts
1XL Pelican99Ben64Joe35
2jersey_luck75Chrissy51JP24
3DrVanNostrand65Devon30Ashley35
4Purple Tally60Jessica24Lauren36
5Purple Rock Mark43Alan7Mike36
6corndogshuffle38Ryan30Ali8
7Barbara Anderson33Cole32Katrina1
8jaredholland3226Patrick3Desi23
9Mike Hirsch13Simone2Roark11

If the Outcasts League hadn’t been cancelled, I would pour one out for Blurry Denzel, who put up a strong fight before his team met its demise this week. I would have also mentioned that Emma is tied for third place but has both of her players left, and one of them is King of Strategy Devon. I’d even have pointed out that Matt is in second place after two immunity wins in recent weeks from Ashley. But that’s all I would’ve talked about. Unfortunately, as I mentioned, the Outcasts League is cancelled. So I won’t be mentioning any of those things.

Outcasts League Rank
Team
Total points
Player points Pick 1
Pts
Pick 2
Pts
1Saturday Night Palsy94Ryan30Ben64
2Purple Rock Matt67Cole32Ashley35
3Purple Rock Emma66Devon30Mike36
4Purple Rock John59Joe35JP24
4Blurry Denzel59Desi23Lauren36
6Ms. Sweaterfan54Chrissy51Patrick3
7EmAndScoutInBK26Jessica24Simone2
8Taako from Teevhi15Alan7Ali8
9Storm of Cuteness12Roark11Katrina1

Other leagues

We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here (click the tabs at the bottom to switch to see the other leagues): PRP fantasy leagues.

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58 thoughts on “Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- HHH week 11

  1. 35 points behind the leader, biggest gap of the season. Ryan is a giant albatross on my team despite still being in the game. For God’s sake do something man! If this season is going to suck at least find a way to get me on the first page…

      1. Sure, just casually forget to mention that you also have Ben who has won a ton of team challenges, found and successfully played an idol, and been on the right side of the vote at every TC he’s been to this season.

        Wow I guess Ben has been playing a better game than I thought when I write it out that way…

        1. Bruh only two people above me also have Ben, Ryan, and Chrissy. I’m in #49 and they are in #2 and #3, respectively. DAMNNNN YOOUUUUU ROOOOOAAAARKE. Mantra till finale.

  2. Draft Time Bitches League Update

    The top three is as much of a roller coaster as picking the front runner in this season. @Assistant Dragon Slayer climbs from 2nd to 1st with 87 points.

    @Alycia Swift falls from 1st to 2nd place, but with 85 points is only 2 points out of 1st place.
    But after losing Lauren this week, all her hope lies with Ryan (#BellhopStrong).

    @Kemper Boyd falls from 2nd to 3rd place with 81 points.

    If it’s Thursday, then that means I’m in 4th place, with 66 points.

    @EmAndScoutInBK is in 5th place with 62 points, gaining on me again.

    @Ms Woozah, whose entire team has been eliminated, remains in last place with 17 points.

      1. But 1-3 place have really been switching back and forth. I would be surprised if you or @Kemper Boyd was in 1st place next week.

      2. If it’s any consolation, just remember that you’re still destroying me and Diego in the 3-team league.

  3. It is so frustrating how few points Devon has earned. You can stop throwing the challenges now!

    1. All I was thinking as he was offering to throw that challenge to Ashley was that I needed those fantasy points

      1. If any of us every gets on the show and are in an individual immunity challenge, I want them to say “No Jeff, I’m not dropping out for food, or making a deal with whoever else is in the challenge. I’m thinking of my fans watching this and how they need the fantasy points.”

  4. I know there is no physical prize awarded here, but I’m thinking about having a little trophy made for my eventual Outcasts League victory. It would be fun to put it on my mantle with my three Bellhop of the Year trophies, my Ted Serios lifetime achievement award, and my plaque from the Hopper’s Rodeo for Excellence in Luggage Wrangling.

      1. I also only have Ben and Ryan left, and I would, at this point, be happy with a top 50 finish.

  5. I mean… If you give points to people who don’t vote out the right person, but are in on the plan to split the vote, shouldn’t you technically give Devon points for being in on the plan for Ashley to win immunity?

    No? Didn’t think so.

  6. I had 4 of the 7 players going into this episode. I have 4 of the 6 players at the end of this episode. Only Ben actually scored points for me. This encapsulates this season.

    1. My only points this episode came because Chrissy is better at drawing rocks than the other contestants

    1. THERE’S A SEARCH FEATURE?! I’VE BEEN TALLYING MY POINTS MYSELF AND PAGING THROUGH TO FIND MYSELF EACH WEEK.

      …Based on my intelligence level, I’d probably fit right in with the cast of Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers.

      1. The search feature is why I named myself 00-Koko Costanza.

        That’s not true. Actually, it was because I was hoping there would be an alphabetical sorting option. But now I just search for the 00 and it works pretty well.

  7. With the Lauren rebellion fading out, I was thinking about why I’ve never succeeded in any of the various leagues over the past four seasons. I came to a conclusion that I wasn’t picking enough white men and that was super depressing. Instead I’ll think of things this way. Fantasy Survivor has been a great experience for me, I even brought it to my real life. I greatly appreciate PRP for doing it and for inviting me to Outcast, even if it’s just to beat my weak team soundly every season. This has enhanced my Survivor fandom and I look forward to continuing my path to Champions league next season.

    Also, I’m rooting for Final Boss Emma to take the Outcast title. She may not be the protagonist in the narrative I crafted last week but seeing a badass woman slay the competition will be a happy ending to this season we can all get behind.

      1. That is fair. It’s funny how I’m so much less interested the PRP machine bring defeated when it’s not me doing it. One silver lining of your victory is John giving you keys to a Champions league that his not in. Those tears are delicious.

      1. It feels like my version where Final Boss Emma conquers is the better story. I do see your point though. The ONLY other outcome I’ll accept if Emma doesn’t win is if Ashley becomes the hero we need and storms her way to victory

    1. I have a picks league where you decide who goes home with some family members, and I always do really well. The reason? I almost always just pick women and minorities, especially early on.

    2. I made a point of only picking white men in Outcasts last season (partly because Em stole Andrea before I could get her). I had Troyzan and Caleb. If I had gone with my other option for my second pick and snagged Brad, I would have easily been top 4.

  8. I’m just going to sit there at the top of page 2. Saturday Night Palsy and I NEED Ben and Ryan to “come together, right now, over this”.

    Make it work!

  9. The key to the Costanza strategy is that it only works if you are incredibly inept and incompetent. Just like the real Costanza strategy, a reasonably successful person should never use it. It just happens to be the case that the people I personally find least interesting and/or most obnoxious in the pre-game bios tend to make it far. When I do it, I think, “This can’t possibly work!”, but then it does.

  10. so close, yet so far. Well it was a good run. looks like survivor central is a
    In a good spot to win it all.

  11. Gouis is beating me by 90 odd points in our treats draft. We each have 3 players left and I’m sure there is no way for me the catch up 90 points.

  12. @purplerockjohn:disqus, my real life human friend, who doesn’t watch Suvivor and has only three people left since Jessica is gone (Another_day_in_Paradise), actually moved up in the standings again and is now tied with your real life human friend FriendChooser! Just fyi, he also doesn’t read the blog and thus doesn’t need or even deserve a shout-out.
    And unlike your human woman friend, I think he can still win (theoretically – he needs Ashley to win or at least be 2nd to Ben…or ryan), so imma have to root for his team now.

    Unfortunately I think one half of that not at all secretly tight Ashley-Devon pairing will have to go tonight, so that means I’m actually hoping for our bright and beautiful light (who is also my own best chance to move up in the standings) to get extinguished tonight… and I feel so dirty for it.

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