Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- HHH week 12

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Ashley was on 27 out of 216 teams, a very Ashley number of teams to be on. She Ashleyed her way to 35 points, which is very Ashley of her.

As always, you can see the full player popularity rankings here: Purple Rock Pick-4 Fantasy Teams

Individual scoring

Chrissy and Devon each get 1 point for team reward win.

Chrissy gets 4 points for the immunity win.

Ben gets 3 points for finding the immunity idol. He gets 0 points for nullifying exactly zero votes against him. He gets theoretical points for nullifying the theoretical votes against him, if that makes you feel better.

Everyone not named Ashley gets 2 VTEP points for voting out Ashley.

Pick-4 League

The Big Baller Brand has moved into first place. This is probably because the Big Baller Brand has cheated by finding spoilers and getting to the top of our fantasy league standings as a way of promoting the brand.

In second place, we have a three-way tie: Icy Truth, Rogers Communist Manifesto, and Survivor Central would be our other Champions League invitees if the season ended yesterday. Unfortunately for them, it did not. Diego Armando is sitting pretty in sixth place with a fully intact team, just waiting to pounce on one of those top four spots. Matt and I are in 11th and 12th place, respectively, just a point apart. But we’re probably out of the running, right? Well, to figure out those odds we’d probably need to use some math. And I don’t have time to wade into percentages and historical data, but I’ll give you some quick rough estimates.

Here are the likely (and I stress likely, because outcomes could vary a bit) Champions League invitees based on wins by each player remaining:

If Ben wins: BBB, Icy Truth, Rogers Communist Manifesto, Survivor Central (also known as “the status quo”)

If Chrissy wins: BBB, Icy Truth, Survivor Central, Bamboozled

If Devon wins: Icy Truth, Diego Armando, kyronscopilot, PurpleRockJohn

If Mike wins: BBB, Rogers Communist Manifesto, Diego Armando, John’s a Chump

If Ryan wins: BBB, Rogers Communist Manifesto, Survivor Central, Diego Armando, any current member of a bellhop’s union

If you happen to miss out on next season’s Champions League, you can always hope for an Outcasts invitation. But how does one acquire such an elusive thing? It’s probably the sort of thing you’d have to search around for on a Thursday morning.

Team name
(sorted by rank)
Total points
Team Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
2Icy Truth180Ben-64Chrissy-51Devon-30Joe-35
2Survivor Central180Ben-64Chrissy-51Joe-35Ryan-30
6Team at benjaminshever on twitter dot com168Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Devon-30
7I played Survivor once162Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11
9Diego Armando160Ben-64Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
10Hogan's Heroes and also Healers and Hustlers (TheForRealDeal)159Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Mike-36
11Luckylucky 158Ben-64Chrissy-51Cole-32Roark-11
12Alan Ball's Six Feet Over and True Blonde (indescribable hat)156Ben-64Chrissy-51Devon-30Roark-11
16King of the Jungle153Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Ryan-30
18Purple Rock John152Ben-64Desi-23Devon-30Joe-35
20Commissioner Gordon150Ben-64Cole-32JP-24Ryan-30
20Padme's Body Double150Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30JP-24
24Dezbot's Dumbasses149Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
24Have You Guys Seen My Bag? (@TrueAlainer)149Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30
24Team Jeff is really really really really hot (Star Z)149Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36Ryan-30
29The Sky is Falling146Chrissy-51Jessica-24Joe-35Mike-36
31I love Avra143Ben-64Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24
31Rippert's Brazilian Butt Cheeks143Ali-8Ben-64Joe-35Mike-36
31Saturday Night and the Palsys (SNP)143Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30
31The AVClub Disqus Memorial Team (Kingoftonga)143Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Mike-36
35Ryan's team142Ashley-35Chrissy-51Cole-32JP-24
37coconuts 141Chrissy-51Jessica-24Mike-36Ryan-30
37That Kevin Martin (Super duper fan)141Ben-64Chrissy-51Jessica-24Simone-2
39Camp Grandma 140Ben-64Chrissy-51Desi-23Simone-2
42BananaGrub (contact via email)137Alan-7Ben-64Mike-36Ryan-30
42Jeff Probst's Hairpiece137Ben-64Cole-32Ryan-30Roark-11
42Kelley Wentworth is Bae137Ben-64Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
46Black Sheep136Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30
46Something Clever (Emma)136Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
48Ad Astra (torchoflaw)135Ben-64Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
48What up with that! (@Adam__Hebert)135Chrissy-51Devon-30Jessica-24Ryan-30
50Hungry vs. Hungry vs. Hippos (ASD)134Ali-8Ben-64Chrissy-51Roark-11
50John's a Chump (purplerockmatt)134Cole-32Lauren-36Mike-36Ryan-30
50Random Luck134Ben-64Cole-32Lauren-36Simone-2
54The Flying Turtles (VaderDawsn)132Ashley-35Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-30
55aj hiller131Ashley-35Ben-64Ryan-30Simone-2
57Sanger's Song130Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-51Mike-36
57Team Winners130Chrissy-51Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
62Kristan Marie129Ben-64Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
65Kent McK128Cole-32Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
65No Hustle, All Luck (prettyboyprobst)128Chrissy-51Devon-30Mike-36Roark-11
68GeorgeCarlo's Team127Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Mike-36
69Something Quirky (HectorTheWellEndowed)126Ali-8Ben-64JP-24Ryan-30
69Survivor? I barely even know her126Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Jessica-24
69Team zsetton126Ali-8Ashley-35Chrissy-51Cole-32
73BatLeon's Bad Picks Inc.124Chrissy-51Cole-32Ryan-30Roark-11
73F***ing Stick124Chrissy-51Cole-32Devon-30Roark-11
73Rambo Culpepper124Ashley-35Desi-23Devon-30Mike-36
78Alycia Swift123Alan-7Chrissy-51Joe-35Ryan-30
81Bobfromthebayou (@bobfromthebayou)121Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24Joe-35
81Doomed (bassmanxvi)121Ali-8Chrissy-51Cole-32Ryan-30
81Fire GOOD! No Fire BAD! (@CheekzKER)121Chrissy-51Cole-32Joe-35Patrick-3
86Floats & Goats (@SquamLaker)120Ben-64Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
86P Onocrotalus120Devon-30JP-24Lauren-36Ryan-30
89Boonk Gang Whole Lot Of Gang Ish119Desi-23Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30
89Purple Rock Mark119Ali-8Ben-64Mike-36Roark-11
91Charlie Groton118Chrissy-51Cole-32Jessica-24Roark-11
91Ms. Sweaterfan118Ali-8Chrissy-51Jessica-24Joe-35
93Diego's Armanbro117Alan-7Chrissy-51Desi-23Mike-36
93House Slytheryan117Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
97A Team Has No Name115Cole-32Jessica-24Joe-35JP-24
97Bring back The Mole!115Alan-7Ali-8Ben-64Mike-36
99Team Not Gonna Win So I'm Picking Favorites114Ashley-35Cole-32Lauren-36Roark-11
102Crom's League of Losers113Ben-64Joe-35Patrick-3Roark-11
102Ethan "I fucking swear if I get the first goddamn 4 boots again" Kyle113Chrissy-51Devon-30Ryan-30Simone-2
102I don't need to be carried, bro!113Alan-7Chrissy-51Cole-32Desi-23
102Rygel's Raiders113Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Roark-11
107Jersey Luck112Alan-7Chrissy-51Jessica-24Ryan-30
107My Grandpa Knew Papa Smurf (Launchpad McQuack)112Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-30Roark-11
107Sad Lil112Chrissy-51Jessica-24Katrina-1Lauren-36
111Ali and the seafarers (SirLiveAlot)111Ali-8Ben-64Lauren-36Patrick-3
112Ms Woozah Knows Nothing110Ali-8Ashley-35Ben-64Patrick-3
112Team Gonna Do It110Cole-32Devon-30Jessica-24JP-24
114Ethan "If I get the first 4 goddamn boots again" Kyle109Ali-8Joe-35Lauren-36Ryan-30
119Dig Doug107Chrissy-51JP-24Ryan-30Simone-2
119Dubious Rob107Ali-8Ben-64JP-24Roark-11
119Wubba Lubba Dub Dub (jniedj)107Devon-30Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
124Green Monkeys106Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23Jessica-24
124So Casual (danomite10)106Ali-8Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11
124Taako From Teevhii106Ali-8Ben-64Desi-23Roark-11
124Tiago Team106Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23JP-24
130Diego's Armandad105Alan-7Chrissy-51Desi-23JP-24
130The Schlong105Ali-8Cole-32Joe-35Ryan-30
133DIE@@!@##$%^&*&^%$#@#$% (Judson Helland)104Alan-7Ashley-35Cole-32Ryan-30
133Head Architect Sylvia104Ali-8Ben-64Devon-30Simone-2
133Twigs and Sticks104Ali-8Ben-64Ryan-30Simone-2
137The Four Witches (Barbara Anderson)103Cole-32Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
141There's Something Wrong With That Team (Something Quirky)101Ben-64Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
1424 8 15 16 23 42 (@FayeBlueArt)100Chrissy-51Mike-36Roark-11Simone-2
142I am 150 to 200% percent happy with my picks right now (Judson Helland)100Jessica-24Joe-35Ryan-30Roark-11
142Kate's Four (Kate Weaver/@kateeppweaver)100Ashley-35JP-24Ryan-30Roark-11
146Adli Hanif97Cole-32Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
148Come On In Here96Alan-7Desi-23Mike-36Ryan-30
149Team Foshizzle95Chrissy-51Patrick-3Ryan-30Roark-11
151By Hustlers you Meant Hookers, Right? (NearlyNina)94Desi-23Devon-30Ryan-30Roark-11
153Good lookings 93Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23Devon-30
153Nates Greats93Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23Roark-11
155Fran Team92Desi-23Mike-36Patrick-3Ryan-30
160Swiss quality picks89Alan-7Ali-8Chrissy-51Desi-23
162Hotties vs. bodies vs. naughties (Judson Helland)88Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Ryan-30
164 The Guilty Remnant (macontosh2000)87Ali-8Cole-32Mike-36Roark-11
164Crystal Lynne87Cole-32Desi-23Ryan-30Simone-2
164Team Pretty People (John C)87Ali-8Cole-32Desi-23JP-24
167JoJo Bevi86Ali-8Jessica-24JP-24Ryan-30
167Prom King86Ali-8Ben-64Patrick-3Roark-11
169Poles vs. Balls vs. Probst (Judson Helland)85Ali-8Desi-23Jessica-24Ryan-30
169Sneaky Sneaky85Ali-8Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
169SuckitupButterCup (TiminSoCal)85Ali-8Devon-30Mike-36Roark-11
172Nipi Ipin84Alan-7Chrissy-51Jessica-24Simone-2
172Team Corndog84Alan-7Mike-36Ryan-30Roark-11
172The Jolly Olly Man84Ali-8Ashley-35Ryan-30Roark-11
175HBO CEO of Tits82Cole-32Desi-23Jessica-24Patrick-3
175I've Been Bamboozled! (Drums X)82Cole-32Mike-36Patrick-3Roark-11
177Mike Hirsch81Alan-7Ali-8Mike-36Ryan-30
179Cucharal (@Gaceru)80Alan-7Ali-8Joe-35Ryan-30
181Culpepper was robbed.78Alan-7Jessica-24Mike-36Roark-11
182BadPlayer91's Black Widows Brigade Redux77Ali-8Ashley-35Desi-23Roark-11
182pisau cukur77Ali-8Ben-64Patrick-3Simone-2
184Purple Rocks Keep Falling On My Head (Joseph Finn)76Alan-7Desi-23Joe-35Roark-11
189Black Dynamite (Blurry Denzel)73Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Roark-11
189Team Pooks73Ali-8Devon-30JP-24Roark-11
194Diego's Armomdo72Alan-7Devon-30Jessica-24Roark-11
194Zach Attack72Alan-7Jessica-24Ryan-30Roark-11
196Roy and Pris Batty 71Ali-8Devon-30Patrick-3Ryan-30
197Threes (@gescovar)70Ali-8Devon-30Ryan-30Simone-2
198Prediction: 34th (i and 1)69Ali-8Desi-23Joe-35Patrick-3
198The Ginja Ninja Crew (Dutch)69Cole-32Desi-23Patrick-3Roark-11
202Have You Guys Seen My Bag? @TrueAlainer64Alan-7Cole-32Desi-23Simone-2
204Hot Stuff52Ali-8Patrick-3Ryan-30Roark-11
204Legendary Locks 252Mike-36Patrick-3Roark-11Simone-2
207Carrots' Garden49Ali-8Mike-36Patrick-3Simone-2
209Side Character44Ali-8Desi-23Roark-11Simone-2
211POC for Me40Alan-7Ali-8Desi-23Simone-2
212WelldressedEvil's Folly36Ali-8Desi-23Patrick-3Simone-2
215Zuvivor's 429Alan-7Ali-8Patrick-3Roark-11

Champions and Outcasts Leagues

Well, shit. Even a dominant victory by Bright and Beautiful Light Devon probably couldn’t dethrone XL Pelican at this point, despite my repeated attempts to jinx that. He joins DrVanNostrand in next season’s Champions League, because although the good(?) doctor(?) lost a player this week his Costanza strategy has once again led to fantasy success. Corndogshuffle is all but eliminated from contention for next season’s league, and Mark will need Mike to outscore Chrissy by 14 points in the finale in order to return to Champions League. If Mark doesn’t finish in the top four, it’s possible that next season’s Champions League will have zero Purple Rock staffers in it. How the not-so-mighty have fallen. PurpleTally has about a 97% chance to return next season, and Jersey Luck’s odds are good as well- barring the aforementioned “Mike outscores Chrissy by 14+” scenario.

Champions League Rank
Total points
Player points Pick 1
Pick 2
1XL Pelican99Ben64Joe35
4Purple Tally60Jessica24Lauren36
5Purple Rock Mark43Alan7Mike36
7Barbara Anderson33Cole32Katrina1
9Mike Hirsch13Simone2Roark11

I guess I’m just not good at jinxing things. I’ve done my best- I’ve even gone so far as to cancel Outcasts League!- but it looks like Saturday Night Palsy will be winning this season. Despite notable challenges from me, Blurry Denzel, and Matt, it’s just Saturday Night Palsy’s league to win. I guess I’ll just go ahead and have the trophy engraved, since there’s just no way he could possibly lose. Ms. Sweaterfan still has Chrissy left, but she’s almost 30 points behind SNP’s juggernaut of a team. And there are just no other contenders. The only reason he should even bother checking the standings next week is to print them out and frame them. Congrats, SNP- you’re basically pitching a no-hitter right now. Just thought I’d let you know that.

Outcasts League Rank
Total points
Player points Pick 1
Pick 2
1Saturday Night Palsy94Ryan30Ben64
2Purple Rock Matt67Cole32Ashley35
3Purple Rock Emma66Devon30Mike36
4Purple Rock John59Joe35JP24
4Blurry Denzel59Desi23Lauren36
6Ms. Sweaterfan54Chrissy51Patrick3
8Taako from Teevhi15Alan7Ali8
9Storm of Cuteness12Roark11Katrina1

Other leagues

We allowed people to do their own draft-based leagues again this season, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here (click the tabs at the bottom to switch to see the other leagues): PRP fantasy leagues.

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  • Blurry Denzel

    I had a ridiculously long comment planned for the upcoming finale of the Outcast League but I like what John said more. Good luck, FBE.

  • Purple Rock Emma
    • There’s no time to talk about sexism, Emma! Did you see that Saturday Night Palsy is pitching a perfect game? Why aren’t more people talking about this?! He hasn’t made a single mistake!

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        You want Devon to win so much right now and it isn’t gonna happen!

      • BadPlayer91

        Typical patriarchy, claiming a man doing good is more important than a woman getting short changed. DO WHAT’S RIGHT JOHN #JusticeForEmma

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          I’m pretty sure that me winning Outcasts League is more important than @purplerockemma:disqus getting second place! Won’t someone think of the poor winner for once!

          • I’m here for you, friend! I’m very excited to witness you make history!

  • Alkanarra

    Impressive to see the Big Ballers holding firm. They’re on the verge of an explosive victory and one can only hope it isn’t premature. It was a long, hard road, but the ballers kept it tight and weren’t afraid to sweat it out. Seems like next week they’ll be making quite the big splash.

    • Taako From Teevhii


    • forever1267

      I need a shower now. Or a cigarette.

    • Blurry Denzel

      “Hey, there is still Congress” he said totally convincingly.

      • Mike Hirsch

        And lawsuits.

        • I am more convinced by the lawsuits.

          • Definitely. Although as more unfit morons get appointed to be federal judges…

          • They’re not all there yet.

          • The operative word is “yet.” Some have just been confirmed within the last week.

  • Blurry Denzel

    The Free On Tuesday Morning league has become a very interesting race between Gouis and Mike Hirsch. Can Gouis hold on to what once a big lead or is he just the 2016 Atlanta Falcons? Can I finally best Queen Barbara Anderson (she’s still the queen) in any fantasy Survivor league? We’ll find out next week even though the second question is obviously a no. Kemper (with Chrissy) and Taako (with Devon) are also in this league.

    • Taako From Teevhii

      Amazing to think that Gouis’s once tremendous lead has evaporated. I regret not putting Ben on more of my teams. However, if Devon can outscore Ryan by 7 points and score 9 points overall, I finish in third place. Those are slim enough chances that I’d be super happy with that outcome.

  • Just curious. How do you actually get in the outcasts league?

    • Mike Hirsch

      It’s a mystery.

      • Hornacek

        … wrapped in a riddle …

        • Alkanarra

          … wrapped in some kind of randomizing program, if their coverage this season is anything to go by…

          • Oh shit, we should let the randomizer pick! It’s clearly infallible.

          • Blurry Denzel

            There’s no need to randomize it. Whatever you’ve been doing has worked.

        • Lira2012

          Swathed in an enigma. But, seriously, I would totally join that league. If I knew how to. Sad.

  • BadPlayer91

    This “admitting SNP is doing good” is as off brand as it is upsetting.

    • Saturday Night Palsy

      John has always recognized greatness. Besides, you and @prettyboyprobst:disqus did so well in the Palsy League I had to go off and find another league to win.

      • BadPlayer91

        I’m still 30 points behind him though, and he has Ben, the idiot that lays the golden eggs.

      • prettyboyprobst

        You know, I don’t even feel like joining in on all these feeble jinxing attempts because I think that you winning that little 2nd division competition and gaining promotion to the big league would reflect well on the already highly prestigious Palsy League (that I’m about to win).
        But I’m also of two minds on this one, as FBE has Devon the Divine leading the way for her, so that must be the good guys’ side. But then again, she also has that PRP branding next to her name.

        Also, it’s not entirely insignificant to my rooting interests that I’m not only about to win the Palsy league, but Devon coming through would also put me in the pole position to win over at The Tribe’s fantasy league, which would be an objectively even more impressive, albeit slightly less prestigious feat (I’m currently third).

        • Saturday Night Palsy

          You are crushing it in the Palsy League!

          • prettyboyprobst

            So. Much. WINNING.

    • Alkanarra

      But didn’t you hear? Palsy is throwing a no hitter. He’s in the 9th inning of this no hitter. Why not congratulate him prematurely? Something going wrong for him at this point is almost inconceivable.

      • Saturday Night Palsy

        And I absolutely have to gloat right now. Next week I’ll be too busy basking in glory to gloat!

  • TheForRealDeal
  • Mike Hirsch

    I would have argued that Ben should have gotten points, but, eh. Can’t fight city hall.

    • BadPlayer91

      As an urban planner, I have years of experience to prove that people can and indeed do fight city hall. You’d be surprised how often they win.

      • Mike Hirsch

        This throws my whole worldview into a tailspin.
        Too lazy to fight city hall.
        There, that’s better.

    • Hornacek

      aka Blocko Land

      • Mike Hirsch

        I told Max that twice yesterday.

  • Maritimer

    Long overdue update on the Fan Favourite League:

    Its really only Diego and indescribable hat left in contention. Even then, its seems unlikely that indescribable hat can make up the 25 point deficit with OW Devon and Chrissy versus Ben the idol hunter and Ryan the Virgin. corndog shuffle is in third at 78 points with only Dr. Mike left. Should Dr. Mike win, he may manage to overtake indescribable hat. super duper fan will finish fourth, I will be fifth, and Purple Tally will be last.

    • Congrats! You got the Outcasts invite. We’ll let you know before the draft process starts. Should be right around cast announcement time.

      • Maritimer

        Wow, thank you! I look forward to being crushed in Outcasts next season

  • Hornacek

    Draft Time Bitches League Update

    @Assistant Dragon Slayer remains in 1st place with 94 points.

    @Alycia Swift remains in 2nd place with 87 points

    @Kemper Boyd remains in 3rd place with 84 points.

    And I’m still in 4th place with 69 points. (yes!)

    @EmAndScoutInBK is in 5th place with 62 points and will stay there, losing their last team member (good-by Ashley!).

    @Ms Woozah, whose entire team has been eliminated, remains in last place with 17 points.

  • orangealfy

    I’m just gonna go ahead and do my weekly rant that I have Ben, Chrissy, and Ryan yet still remain in 37th place. The other two with this team combo are in FIRST AND SECOND. GODDDDAAAAAMMMNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU ROOOOOOAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEE.

    • orangealfy

      Also I do my entire picking based on face pics of contestants (except Chrissy who I added when she booted on the floor at the first challenge- clear narrative creation)

    • Roswulf

      Meanwhile Roarke was the MVP of my Pick 4 squad.

      I am….uh…not in 37th.

      • orangealfy

        Roarke is MVP of sadness and forgetability.

        • Roswulf

          No, that’s Simone.

    • indescribable hat

      I have Ben, Chrissy, Devon, Roark, and I sympathize.

  • I feel like you forgot to add two points for Chrissy voting out the boot

    • BadPlayer91

      feel, or know?

      • I thought Chrissy had 28 points last week and she should have gained 7 points this week.

        • TheForRealDeal

          She was at 30 last week. It looks like she didn’t get the 4 points for her immunity win.

          • Knew something was up.

          • BadPlayer91

            Yeah. I was trolling you earlier, but you are correct, her total was 3 for this week, but should be 7. 1 for reward, 4 for immunity, 2 for VTEP.


          • It’s now corrected, although that screws up the standings slightly. I may correct the narrative and scenarios tomorrow. Or maybe I won’t. Who knows. But the scores are corrected.

            And thank you all for catching that (@jersey_luck:disqus, @TheForRealDeal:disqus).

          • SurvivorWerewolf(JTHelland)

            Don’t you dare go back and fix things. That would be very unprp of you.

          • I just want you tell people I won my spot for Champion League next season or I will follow in the steps of next season’s theme and haunt you.

          • prettyboyprobst

            That stat correction allowed me to move (on) up to 69.
            [insert obligatory GD FU ROARKE here]

            Speaking of stat corrections, I’m very sorry there wasn’t one to your benefit in our other fantasy competition yesterday. That was a crazy close finish. I think Miles Turner had a TO late that sealed the deal after briefly taking the lead for you.

          • Yeah, fuck fantasy sports. Ugh.

          • prettyboyprobst

            55 minutes to field your Philly players 😉

  • All the hatred I had earlier in the season for people with Joe on their team has been transferred to people who have Ben on their team.

    • Blurry Denzel

      The people who have both Ben and Joe better watch out.

  • forever1267

    “He gets theoretical points for nullifying the theoretical votes against him, if that makes you feel better.”

    I would prefer the points, thankyouverymuch. Like, oh, how about, (does his own math), make it an even BlackJack, how about that? huh huh….?

  • Seth Harris

    Let me preface by saying that I take great pride in introducing my friends to Survivor, and your season ranking was instrumental to our viewing pleasure of 20+ seasons in a few months. Fast forward to the beginning of this season, when my two friends and I wanted to choose fantasy teams. I chose a team prior to episode one, but definitely wanted to make some changes before the second episode. Here’s where things get tricky: I got on to submit my team 30 minutes before the 2nd episode started, and got a confirmation that the team wasn’t already taken (Ben, Chrissy, Devon, Ryan). However, I live in Colorado, where CBS airs Survivor one hour behind the East Coast, so the 2nd episode was technically already airing. However, I had not seen the episode prior to submitting my team because it was not on TV here yet. Now, I am not asking to be added back into the official Fantasy League (although I would be in 7th place), but my friends are naturally not recognizing my incredible team. If there was any way to receive some confirmation that I submitted a team of Ben, Chrissy, Devon, & Ryan around 6:30pm MST on the day of the 2nd episode, they said they would acknowledge my first place finish among the three of us. Please let me know if this is possible in any way.
    -ChillTown (don’t judge me for having Simone on my official team)

    • Unfortunately, I can’t go back and confirm because I deleted any late-registering teams with extreme prejudice once the second episode ended.


      I can confirm that there were 3 teams that entered after the second episode had begun airing. And two of those teams was a repeat (meaning he/she had already entered a team before the deadline). The name ChillTown does sound familiar as one of those teams, but that’s about as far as I can go- I can’t confirm who you did or didn’t have on that late-registered team.

      • Seth Harris

        Fair enough, my friends know I submitted a team around that time so this should fill the gaps. Thank you for the response; I wasn’t planning on saying anything, but 4 in the final 5 isn’t half bad.

    • Time zone fail followed by last-minute confirmation of deleted team in order to pwn your “friends”? You’re also a value add here.

      These must be the alleged “people who listen to the podcast who aren’t commenting” we’ve heard so much about lately.

      • I’ve often wondered who they are. Because if you look at the site traffic and podcast listener numbers, the commenters here are a relatively small percentage.

        Cream of the crop, tho.

  • IcyTruth

    Hey guys. Err… It’s IcyTruth here. Never having commented before, but finding myself in the second place spot for the pick 4 league, I decided now was a good time to do so? Anyway… I had zero confidence in myself as I’ve never done a survivor fantasy league before, so I figured this time would be for practice and next year I’d give you a way to contact me on twitter or something. But then this happened… So… Is it too late to give a twitter handle? Haha, if it is, that’s all good. I don’t really mind that much. I’ll just have to hope it wasn’t beginners luck and try again next season. Just let me know!

    • Winning but unable to collect the prize (which is no prize)? You’ll fit in just fine here.

      • IcyTruth

        I know, but I want to do the championship league!

    • Diego Armando

      Good job. Let’s see how next week shakes out.

  • SurvivorWerewolf(JTHelland)

    Um so how does one get an outcast invite…..cause I want one lol

  • Something Quirky

    I still have one player left (in my head I’ve been pretending I didn’t take out Ashley, and instead swapped Patrick for Ben), and continue my seasonly trend of being in a lower spot than I’ve ever been before. I’m comfortable with this.



    • Saturday Night Palsy

      I feel lie you’re the Bobby jon Drinkard with the evil universe goatee.

  • the sky is falling

    Welp, not gonna win or make champions league, but at least I went wire to wire on the first page of the pick 4. getting my participation trophy made now.