Hey, remember how there’s still a season of Survivor going on? You know, that one where Mike wins? Fine, just check your scores and then go back to reading our Second Chance content.

Only six of you had Dan, so I’m sure nobody is reading this part. And let’s face it, if you don’t have Mike and Carolyn, you aren’t winning this season. So to make you feel better, here’s some puzzles Dan did on Survivor:

Let’s take a look at the individual player scores:

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Total
Mike	1	1	2	1	3	1	3	5	3	6	4	7	7	44
Carolyn	4	2	1	0	1	3	3	2	2	2	7	7	7	41
Joe	2	1	1	3	3	1	9	6	0	0	0	0	0	26
Jenn	2	1	1	6	1	3	9	0	0	0	0	0	0	23
Tyler	1	2	1	0	3	0	3	2	7	2	1	0	0	22
Dan	1	1	2	1	3	1	3	2	3	2	3	0	0	22
Will	2	1	1	3	1	3	3	2	2	2	1	0	1	22
Sierra	1	1	2	0	3	1	3	2	3	2	2	3	0	23
Rodney	1	1	2	1	3	0	3	2	2	2	2	0	0	19
Shirin	1	2	1	0	0	3	5	0	3	2	0	0	0	17
Hali	2	1	1	3	1	3	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	16
Kelly	1	1	2	1	1	3	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
Joaquin	0	2	1	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6
Max	1	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
Lindsey	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
Nina	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Vince	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
So	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

And now the standings, where nearlynina is basically a badass manipulator of this game:

Team Name	Player 1	Pts 1	Player 2	Pts 2	Player 3	Pts 3	Player 4	Pts 4	Total
nearlynina	Carolyn	41	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Mike	44	134
tocantins	Carolyn	41	Joe	26	Mike	44	Shirin	17	128
Dutch	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Mike	44	Sierra	23	116
gouis	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Mike	44	Tyler	22	115
fransesqua	Dan	22	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Mike	44	115
Disgruntled Goat	Joe	26	Mike	44	Sierra	23	Will	22	115
ebolamonkey84	Carolyn	41	Joe	26	Max	4	Mike	44	115
Hurleytennis	Carolyn	41	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Tyler	22	112
Streets_Ahead	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Mike	44	Shirin	17	110
Wet Biscuit McGlee	Hali	16	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Mike	44	109
fnarf	Carolyn	41	Joe	26	Shirin	17	Sierra	23	107
VeronicaMarsIsBrightTonight	Jenn	23	Mike	44	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	106
Lewster	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Mike	44	Tyler	22	104
Mack Attack	Jenn	23	Mike	44	Rodney	19	Shirin	17	103
bubba lou	Jenn	23	Kelly	12	Mike	44	Tyler	22	101
Team Heisenberg	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Mike	44	Shirin	17	99
Judge Reinhold	Hali	16	Mike	44	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	99
SG Standard	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	Mike	44	97
supaspike	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Lindsey	4	Mike	44	97
philite	Jenn	23	Kelly	12	Mike	44	Shirin	17	96
Diego Armando	Joe	26	Max	4	Mike	44	Tyler	22	96
Everyone is someone	Hali	16	Kelly	12	Mike	44	Sierra	23	95
matthewwhatever	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Sierra	23	Tyler	22	94
thetallman_Z	Carolyn	41	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	94
Jeff Probst’s Hairpiece	Carolyn	41	Joe	26	Max	4	Sierra	23	94
Sylvisual	Joe	26	Max	4	Mike	44	Shirin	17	91
Guesty_McGuest	Carolyn	41	Jenn	23	Max	4	Tyler	22	90
Little Emma Adderall	Carolyn	41	Jenn	23	Lindsey	4	Tyler	22	90
President Chester A. Arthur	Carolyn	41	Joe	26	Max	4	Rodney	19	90
forever1267	Joaquin	6	Mike	44	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	89
Roswulf	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	88
forget_it_jake	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Shirin	17	Will	22	88
bder19	Jenn	23	Max	4	Mike	44	Shirin	17	88
Azor Ahai	Carolyn	41	Joe	26	Max	4	Shirin	17	88
Come On In Here	Hali	16	Joe	26	Sierra	23	Tyler	22	87
Chuck Richelieu	Max	4	Mike	44	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	87
sirlivealot	Dan	22	Max	4	Mike	44	Shirin	17	87
Other Scott	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Rodney	19	Shirin	17	85
aj hiller	Carolyn	41	Hali	16	Max	4	Tyler	22	83
hornacek	Hali	16	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Shirin	17	82
Jacob S.W.	Carolyn	41	Jenn	23	Kelly	12	Max	4	80
dig doug	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Rodney	19	Will	22	79
kemperboyd	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Shirin	17	78
random_fan	Hali	16	Jenn	23	Shirin	17	Will	22	78
SagoPalm	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	77
keith_inchierca	Jenn	23	Kelly	12	Rodney	19	Sierra	23	77
DrVanNostrand	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Shirin	17	Will	22	77
Prom King	Jenn	23	Joaquin	6	Max	4	Mike	44	77
CountBulletsula	Kelly	12	Max	4	Mike	44	Shirin	17	77
Violina23	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	Sierra	23	76
Chawkinse	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	Tyler	22	75
Floworefs	Joe	26	Max	4	Sierra	23	Tyler	22	75
XLPelican	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	Will	22	75
dttmontreal	Joe	26	Max	4	Sierra	23	Will	22	75
lira2012	Dan	22	Joe	26	Max	4	Tyler	22	74
Benthic Explorer	Joe	26	Sierra	23	Tyler	22	Vince	2	73
ShitShow	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	Rodney	19	72
The Way	Dan	22	Jenn	23	Lindsey	4	Tyler	22	71
Joseph Finn	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	Shirin	17	70
Dr.Horrible	Joe	26	Max	4	Shirin	17	Sierra	23	70
rygel	Joe	26	Rodney	19	Sierra	23	Vince	2	70
kristanmarie	Hali	16	Joaquin	6	Max	4	Mike	44	70
Kingoftonga86	Carolyn	41	Jenn	23	Lindsey	4	Vince	2	70
Ms_Woozah	Hali	16	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Max	4	69
mratfink	Joe	26	Max	4	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	69
Something Quirky	Hali	16	Joe	26	Max	4	Tyler	22	68
bassmanxvi	Dan	22	Jenn	23	Joaquin	6	Shirin	17	68
Mikdyer252	Jenn	23	Max	4	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	66
Exacerbator	Jenn	23	Max	4	Shirin	17	Will	22	66
IcarusArts	Max	4	Shirin	17	Sierra	23	Will	22	66
Hank_Dolworth	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Max	4	65
Max Jets	Hali	16	Jenn	23	Max	4	Tyler	22	65
free7694	Hali	16	Max	4	Sierra	23	Tyler	22	65
wacky	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Max	4	Tyler	22	64
ninaptime	Hali	16	Joe	26	Max	4	Shirin	17	63
Monsieur T	Jenn	23	Kelly	12	Max	4	Tyler	22	61
Bananas	Hali	16	Max	4	Shirin	17	Sierra	23	60
indescribable hat	Joe	26	Kelly	12	Max	4	Shirin	17	59
chicago95	Jenn	23	Joe	26	Lindsey	4	Max	4	57
I was saying Boo-urns	Joe	26	Lindsey	4	Max	4	Tyler	22	56
Saturday Night Palsy	Kelly	12	Max	4	Shirin	17	Tyler	22	55
m0nit0rman	Dan	22	Kelly	12	Max	4	Shirin	17	55
Guy Caballero	Joaquin	6	Max	4	Sierra	23	Will	22	55
tonys favorite llama	Joe	26	Max	4	Sierra	23	So	0	53
i and 1	Jenn	23	Max	4	Nina	2	Tyler	22	51
Lillewie	Jenn	23	Max	4	Shirin	17	Vince	2	46
Jonathan Michaels	Jenn	23	Joaquin	6	Kelly	12	Vince	2	43
HectorTheWellEndowed	Kelly	12	Max	4	Vince	2	Will	22	40
vaderdawsn	Joaquin	6	Kelly	12	Shirin	17	Vince	2	37