To my American friends, Happy Thanksgiving. To my American enemies, go fuck yourselves. To my non-American friends, hello. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

I scheduled a fantasy post to go up this morning, right? Right?! Shit! Let’s throw something together. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

Rock draws- still as consequential and influential as ever. Someone should name a Survivor podcast after them. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

Rock draws- still as consequential and influential as ever. Someone should name a Survivor podcast after them. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

This is like the fall of some ancient city. Carthage, I think? JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s [...]

For once, your lack of faith in a player has been rewarded. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s [...]

The one thing that unites us all in this league is failure- and there has been a whole lot of uniting lately. JohnJohn [...]

Reach your hand into the bag and see what terrible fate awaits you in this week’s fantasy standings. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

How dare you try to eat food, starving peasant! That food is to be dumped into the sand and wasted! JohnJohn is the [...]

“But it’s almost episode 2 already!” Yes. Correct. I will dock my pay for this week. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple [...]

How long have you been running this league? Ok, good. And you? How long have you been playing this league? Ok, good. Just [...]