It’s the end of an era. We’re now entering a new, poop-positive era. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

It’s about the journey, not the destination. Because honestly at this point the destination is mediocre at best. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

The real polycule was the friends we made along the way. Especially the ones that we engaged in romantic relations with. JohnJohn is [...]

I thought the most famous YouTuber of all time was the Chocolate Rain guy. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor [...]

The fans voted for it, and this season, I am taking part in the fantasy league with you. But unlike a certain other [...]

I know we all watched it happen, but I just want to reiterate: It really happened. Both of them. In the same episode. [...]

Only one player eliminated? That’s a third of what they gave us last week! This shrinkflation is out of control. JohnJohn is the [...]

Now that we’ve got that threesome out of our system, let’s move on. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

They said the fantasy standings couldn’t get updated by Monday. But your boy the Jizzgod came through. (Hmm, not sure if that nickname [...]

I was actually gunning for a cameo on The Pitt, not White Lotus. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

I almost forgot to do a fantasy post this week because I’ve been listening to my favorite Jeff Probst rap on repeat. JohnJohn [...]

Tired: Aqua dumps. Wired: Beach bombs. The game? It has evolved. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty [...]