In the spirit of caving in, I present this fantasy update brought to you by my lack of principles. JohnJohn is the co-host [...]

If I could award Sage one point for every blackhead she keeps in her blackhead jar, I would do that. JohnJohn is the [...]

The problem you’re having is that you keep watching hoping for something interesting to happen. You’re such a casual. Real fans know boring [...]

The tribes get all swapped around, and a giant plane filled with poo dumps all over the scoreboard. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

Hey, did you guys know season 50 is next season? That’s a fun thing to think about. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

Your teams are locked in now, and it’s time for the regrets to begin. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor [...]

Your twice-annual reminder: You have until the second episode begins airing (on America’s best coast- the East) to submit a new team. JohnJohn [...]

It’s the internet’s longest-running, most-beloved, and least-fascist Survivor fantasy league! Welcome to the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast Pick-4 fantasy league for Survivor 49- [...]

Ok, let’s wrap this thing up. Who will get those coveted invitations to the Champions League next season? JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

Put all your faith in your sweet, sexy legs to carry you to the top of this week’s standings. JohnJohn is the co-host [...]

Not much movement in the standings this week aside from a nice bump for the Kamilla-tary. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple [...]

The nice thing about running a fantasy league all by yourself is when you forget that you run a fantasy league all by [...]