I know we all watched it happen, but I just want to reiterate: It really happened. Both of them. In the same episode. [...]

Only one player eliminated? That’s a third of what they gave us last week! This shrinkflation is out of control. JohnJohn is the [...]

Now that we’ve got that threesome out of our system, let’s move on. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

They said the fantasy standings couldn’t get updated by Monday. But your boy the Jizzgod came through. (Hmm, not sure if that nickname [...]

I was actually gunning for a cameo on The Pitt, not White Lotus. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. [...]

I almost forgot to do a fantasy post this week because I’ve been listening to my favorite Jeff Probst rap on repeat. JohnJohn [...]

Tired: Aqua dumps. Wired: Beach bombs. The game? It has evolved. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty [...]

Final reminder: You have until the second episode begins airing (in Eastern time- the only time that matters) to submit a new team. [...]

It’s the internet’s longest-running, almost-beloved, and pseudo-democratic Survivor fantasy league! Welcome to the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast Pick-4 fantasy league for Survivor 50- [...]

Scoreboard time! Let’s all stand in awe of the winners. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty sure [...]

Welcome to The Sanctuary, where predictable things happen. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty sure it’s just [...]

I heard that the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast has the inside scoop on a conspiracy about how Sophie was actually the third pregaming [...]