All kinds of things are going on in the internet’s greatest Survivor fantasy leagues this week. Come feast on the points that a merge provides!

A quarter of all teams had Hali on them, while just 16% had Ozzy.

Individual scoring table

For starters, 3 points for everyone that made the merge.

One point to Andrea, Debbie, Ozzy, Tai, Troy, Zeke for winning the reward.

Four points each to Andrea and Tai for their immunity wins.

In the first episode: Everyone not named Michaela or Hali earned two points for voting out Hali.

In the second episode: Brad, Debbie, Debbie again (the first time a double vote has earned double points!), Sarah, Sierra, Tai, and Troy receive two points for voting out Ozzy.

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Ep 14	Total
Brad	2	2	1	2	3	2	2	5	2	1	1	5	8	24	60
Sarah	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	5	2	2	3	2	6	22	56
Tai	2	2	1	9	3	7	2	5	7	0	0	2	2	10	52
Troy	1	1	5	2	3	2	2	5	3	4	0	0	4	8	40
Andrea	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	9	1	3	7	3	0	0	37
Aubry	1	1	3	1	1	2	2	5	0	3	3	3	4	0	29
Cirie	2	2	2	2	3	2	2	5	0	2	2	2	2	0	28
Debbie	2	2	1	2	3	0	2	5	5	1	0	0	0	0	23
Michaela	1	1	3	1	2	2	2	3	0	2	2	2	2	0	23
Zeke	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	5	1	2	1	0	0	0	23
Sierra	2	2	1	2	3	2	2	5	2	1	0	0	0	0	22
Ozzy	2	2	2	2	3	1	2	5	1	0	0	0	0	0	20
Hali	1	1	1	2	3	2	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	15
JT	2	2	3	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12
Varner	1	1	3	1	2	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Sandra	1	1	3	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	8
Malcolm	1	1	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6
Caleb	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Tony	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Ciera	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Pick-4 League

Jersey_luck claims the lead with a total of 101 points. For reference, last week’s leader (torchoflaw) had 69. (Nice.)

Known Witch Barbara Anderson moved into third place, Witch-in-Training Purple Tally is in ninth place, Skynet is now in fifth place, and Dishonest, Blatantly Anti-Christian EmAndScoutInBK moves into a tie for seventh place with Corndogshuffle.

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	jersey_luck	Brad- 21	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	Tai- 38	101
2	torchoflaw	Brad- 21	Cirie- 20	Tai- 38	Zeke- 20	99
3	Barbara Anderson	Andrea- 24	Brad- 21	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	90
4	BananaGrub	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	Tai- 38	Troy- 24	89
5	Random Luck	Cirie- 20	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Tai- 38	88
5	Loki Luna	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	Tai- 38	88
7	corndogshuffle	Brad- 21	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	87
7	EmAndScoutInBK	Andrea- 24	Brad- 21	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	87
9	PurpleTally	Brad- 21	Cirie- 20	Sarah- 21	Troy- 24	86
9	DrVanNostrand	Brad- 21	Ozzy- 20	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	86
11	dig doug	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	Tai- 38	Zeke- 20	85
12	Brandy	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Tai- 38	Troy- 24	83
13	jaredholland32	Aubry- 16	Brad- 21	Sarah- 21	Troy- 24	82
13	Paul Carby	Aubry- 16	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	82
15	Survivor Central	Hali- 15	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	81
15	cazkaye	Brad- 21	Hali- 15	Sarah- 21	Troy- 24	81
15	nipi ipin	Brad- 21	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	81
15	No Eyes in Blindfold	Brad- 21	Hali- 15	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	81
15	sabina1509	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Sarah- 21	81
15	Mike Hirsch	Andrea- 24	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	81
15	How's Grandma?	Andrea- 24	Brad- 21	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	81
15	rygel	Andrea- 24	Brad- 21	Hali- 15	Sierra- 21	81
23	Joseph Finn	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Tai- 38	Zeke- 20	80
23	tocantins	Andrea- 24	JT- 12	Ozzy- 20	Troy- 24	80
23	Los Undesirables	Brad- 21	Hali- 15	Ozzy- 20	Troy- 24	80
23	True Alainer	Andrea- 24	Cirie- 20	Hali- 15	Sarah- 21	80
23	Suhaib	Andrea- 24	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	Zeke- 20	80
28	HectorTheWellEndowed	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Tai- 38	Zeke- 20	79
28	MY WIFE	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Tai- 38	Zeke- 20	79
28	Joshua Chang	Andrea- 24	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 20	79
28	Kent McK	Brad- 21	Debbie- 22	Hali- 15	Sarah- 21	79
28	Head Architect Sylvia	Brad- 21	Debbie- 22	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	79
33	Brian Gold	Brad- 21	Hali- 15	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	78
34	Diego's Armanbro	Andrea- 24	JT- 12	Sarah- 21	Zeke- 20	77
34	Friend Chooser	Aubry- 16	Ozzy- 20	Sarah- 21	Zeke- 20	77
36	Crom Deluise	Aubry- 16	Brad- 21	Michaela- 15	Troy- 24	76
36	TheForRealDeal	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Brad- 21	Michaela- 15	76
38	AubrysWinnersEdit	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Tai- 38	75
38	CasualFan	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	Zeke- 20	75
38	Tai-chi in Private	Brad- 21	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Troy- 24	75
38	Diego's Armandad	Debbie- 22	JT- 12	Ozzy- 20	Sierra- 21	75
38	AmyinSoCal	Debbie- 22	JT- 12	Sierra- 21	Zeke- 20	75
38	Toneloke	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	75
38	Super duper fan	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Hali- 15	75
38	ryell-00	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	75
38	Derek Young	Andrea- 24	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	Troy- 24	75
47	MainstoneMoney	Hali- 15	Ozzy- 20	Tai- 38	Tony- 1	74
47	Molo	Andrea- 24	Cirie- 20	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	74
49	Matt W	Aubry- 16	Brad- 21	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	73
50	John Kenney	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	72
50	kristanmarie	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	72
50	Crappy	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	72
50	Ryan Deschamp	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	72
50	Dubious Rob	Andrea- 24	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	72
50	KG	Andrea- 24	Brad- 21	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	72
56	Hornacek	Cirie- 20	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	71
56	MsFjordstone	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 20	71
56	orangealfy	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	Zeke- 20	71
56	steve2013	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	Troy- 24	71
56	David Corbett	Brad- 21	Ozzy- 20	Sierra- 21	Varner- 9	71
56	Mike Sweeney	Aubry- 16	Debbie- 22	JT- 12	Sarah- 21	71
56	Sad Lil	Cirie- 20	Debbie- 22	Sandra- 8	Sarah- 21	71
56	Ms. Sweaterfan	Andrea- 24	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	Sierra- 21	71
56	Purple Rock John	Andrea- 24	Brad- 21	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	71
65	Hurleytennis	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Tai- 38	70
65	Kemper Boyd	Cirie- 20	Sandra- 8	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	70
67	Kate	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	Sarah- 21	69
67	kirbstomp	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Sierra- 21	Zeke- 20	69
69	Purple Rock Emma	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Ozzy- 20	Sierra- 21	68
69	SirLiveAlot	Caleb- 2	Sandra- 8	Tai- 38	Zeke- 20	68
69	itsafuckingSTICK	Andrea- 24	Michaela- 15	Varner- 9	Zeke- 20	68
69	Casey Crafton	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	68
73	vaderdawsn	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Tai- 38	67
73	Side Character	Andrea- 24	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	67
73	Kevin Rogers	Brad- 21	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	Zeke- 20	67
73	george luminario	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	67
77	Fran	Hali- 15	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	Varner- 9	66
77	Max_Jets	Aubry- 16	Hali- 15	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	66
77	bassmanxvi	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Tai- 38	Zeke- 20	66
77	this bear is tops blooby	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	Tai- 38	66
77	Purple Rock Mark	Andrea- 24	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	66
77	slothlorde	Debbie- 22	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 21	66
77	Black Dynamite	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	66
77	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	66
85	Andrea Marin	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Varner- 9	Zeke- 20	65
85	Ine	Andrea- 24	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	65
85	Tiago	Andrea- 24	Cirie- 20	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	65
85	Parvatis2Idols	Debbie- 22	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 20	65
85	aj hiller	Andrea- 24	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	65
85	Violina23	Andrea- 24	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	65
85	HankScorpio	Andrea- 24	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	65
92	Jim	Aubry- 16	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Sarah- 21	64
92	Prom King	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	64
92	Diego's Armomdo	Debbie- 22	JT- 12	Sarah- 21	Varner- 9	64
92	Zachary Chong	Debbie- 22	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	64
92	macontosh2000	Debbie- 22	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	64
92	fransesqua	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Debbie- 22	64
98	TJ Sass	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	Michaela- 15	63
98	Wampus	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 20	63
98	JJ	Brad- 21	Debbie- 22	JT- 12	Sandra- 8	63
98	Purple Rock Matt	Andrea- 24	Brad- 21	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	63
98	Nick Bommarito	Andrea- 24	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	63
98	Zach Attack	Brad- 21	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	63
98	prettyboyprobst	Brad- 21	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	63
98	PuddinSnack1	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	Zeke- 20	63
106	MrBurkesButtons	Ciera- 0	Hali- 15	Tai- 38	Varner- 9	62
106	pufflehuff	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	62
106	Blake Ball	Andrea- 24	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	62
106	Conor Patrick	Andrea- 24	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	62
106	Sago Palm	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	62
106	Crystal Lynne	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	Zeke- 20	62
106	ExtraLargePelican	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	Troy- 24	62
113	TorcoLu	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	Ozzy- 20	Varner- 9	61
113	Survivor Clubb	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	61
115	Other Scott	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	Sierra- 21	60
115	Peachykeene	Andrea- 24	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	60
117	Audrey Ratajack	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	59
117	gouis	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	59
117	indescribable hat	Brad- 21	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	59
117	BadPlayer91	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	59
117	Ethan Kyle	Brad- 21	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 21	Varner- 9	59
117	PineappleDreams	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Sierra- 21	Zeke- 20	59
123	Kevin N	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Sarah- 21	Varner- 9	58
123	NearlyNina	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	58
123	Scarlett3639	Andrea- 24	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	58
123	Bundi	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 15	Sarah- 21	Zeke- 20	58
123	JoJo Bevilacqua	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	Ozzy- 20	Sarah- 21	58
123	Irish Luck	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	Sarah- 21	Zeke- 20	58
123	Lo Bev	Brad- 21	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	58
130	Maritimer	Andrea- 24	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	57
130	ShitShow	Andrea- 24	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	57
130	Lira2012	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	57
130	the sky is falling	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	57
130	danomite10	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 20	57
130	Anthony DePaul	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	57
130	Andrei Constantin	Aubry- 16	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	57
130	Something Bout Football	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	Zeke- 20	57
138	Sarah Davis	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	Varner- 9	Zeke- 20	56
139	Kyle Kramer	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	55
139	Come On In Here	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 21	55
139	Jacob.Cunningham	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Varner- 9	55
142	Reya	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	54
142	HBO CEO of Tits	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sierra- 21	54
142	Adam B	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	54
142	Kate Weaver	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	54
142	Carrots	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 20	54
142	AlishaShorty	Malcolm- 6	Ozzy- 20	Sandra- 8	Zeke- 20	54
142	Christina Bommarito	JT- 12	Sierra- 21	Tony- 1	Zeke- 20	54
142	Matt	Andrea- 24	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Varner- 9	54
142	Saturday Night Palsy	Caleb- 2	Debbie- 22	Malcolm- 6	Troy- 24	54
151	Rippert	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	53
151	K.P. Watershed	Aubry- 16	Sandra- 8	Varner- 9	Zeke- 20	53
151	Alkanarra	Andrea- 24	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	53
151	Adli Hanif	Andrea- 24	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	53
155	TheClutchCity	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	Varner- 9	52
155	forever1267	Brad- 21	Caleb- 2	Varner- 9	Zeke- 20	52
157	Yoshi Kirby and Toad	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Varner- 9	Zeke- 20	51
158	Something Quirky	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	50
158	Marlene	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 21	50
158	free7694	Brad- 21	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	50
158	Jacob SW	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Sierra- 21	50
158	Janice Teng	Andrea- 24	Ciera- 0	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	50
163	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	49
163	Dezbot	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	49
163	Crash	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Zeke- 20	49
163	Alex	Ciera- 0	Ozzy- 20	Varner- 9	Zeke- 20	49
167	Kingoftonga	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	48
167	Survivor Stick	Andrea- 24	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	48
169	Life Of Tai	Andrea- 24	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	47
170	m0nit0rman	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Varner- 9	46
170	StormofCuteness	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Cirie- 20	Sandra- 8	46
170	Ara Morin Acevedo	Aubry- 16	Cirie- 20	Tony- 1	Varner- 9	46
170	Haley Hann	Andrea- 24	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Tony- 1	46
174	Alycia Swift	Aubry- 16	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	45
174	WellDressedEvil	Caleb- 2	Cirie- 20	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	45
174	Flat Fifth	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 15	Ozzy- 20	Sandra- 8	45
174	Malory	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	Ozzy- 20	Sandra- 8	45
174	TiminSoCal	Caleb- 2	Debbie- 22	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	45
179	Roswulf	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Sandra- 8	44
179	Jenifer Pullman	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Michaela- 15	Tony- 1	44
179	hopefuls016	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	44
179	Thisstickhasnoname	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	Tony- 1	44
183	Dutch	Cirie- 20	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Varner- 9	43
183	Diego Armando	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	Malcolm- 6	Zeke- 20	43
185	Soccer Champ	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	42
185	doctor wu	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Michaela- 15	Varner- 9	42
185	Michael Bachner	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Hali- 15	Varner- 9	42
188	giorgos	Cirie- 20	JT- 12	Sandra- 8	Tony- 1	41
188	Taako From Teevhii	Caleb- 2	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	41
188	Brendan Guy	Caleb- 2	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sierra- 21	41
191	Maulik Shah	Ciera- 0	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Sarah- 21	39
191	Drums X	Aubry- 16	Caleb- 2	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	39
193	Chris Diorio	Aubry- 16	JT- 12	Tony- 1	Varner- 9	38
193	Mallory	Aubry- 16	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	Tony- 1	38
195	do tell it's michele	Malcolm- 6	Sandra- 8	Sierra- 21	Tony- 1	36
196	BananaHannah	Caleb- 2	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	Michaela- 15	35
197	Chivafan30	Ciera- 0	Hali- 15	JT- 12	Malcolm- 6	33
198	phile	Andrea- 24	Caleb- 2	Ciera- 0	Malcolm- 6	32

Champions League

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I’m not talking about the legendary Survivors that have gone home early, I’m talking about me. My fantasy team has fallen.

After six straight seasons of Champions League play, I will finally be out of the league next season. It’s the end of an era. And I’m glad all of you could be here to witness my remarkable run. Except Saturday Night Palsy. Fuck that guy.

Oh, and Barbara Anderson is in first place. Insert long string of profanities here.

Outcasts League

Thanks to Tai’s absurd point total, Matt still clings to the lead. Alycia Swift has been unable to capture the top spot despite Matt’s team having just one player for weeks. Mike Hirsch also moves into striking distance this week.

Other leagues

This season, for the first time, I tried to make draft-based leagues available to everyone. You can see the leagues (and check how your teams are doing) here: PRP fantasy leagues

Pay particular attention to the Purple Rock Staff League, where Andy has lost all of his players and finishes in last place. “But John,” you may be saying, “your team isn’t that great. Do you really want to gloat here?” The answer is yes. Always yes.