Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Kaoh Rong final standings

It’s time to hang some banners and extend some invitations to the exclusive and desirable Champions League. Let’s do this!

Michele was on almost 40% of all teams, presumably because her champion aura shone so brightly from her bio video and the season premiere. So congrats to those of us (myself included) that recognized greatness.

Individual scoring table

The easy stuff:

Aubry wins a belly full of steak- 2 points

Michele wins immunity- 4 points

Aubry and Tai vote off Cydney- 2 points each

Michele wins a belly full of sour ex-juror- 2 points

Let’s stop right here, because there’s an interesting debate to be had here. Michele won the reward challenge, which is obviously 2 points. But she also voted someone out successfully, so should she get an additional 2 points for that? The answer is no, because VTEP points exist to reward players for being on the right side of votes, and it was impossible for Michele to be on the wrong side of this vote. Anyone she voted for was getting booted off the jury. So she receives no extra points for this. (Keep that in mind for later in this post.)

Last but not least, 5 votes for Michele at final tribal net her 10 points, and the 2 votes for Aubry added 4 points to Aubry’s tally.

PlayerEp 1Ep 2Ep 3Ep 4Ep 5Ep 6Ep 7Ep 8Ep 9Ep 10Ep 11Ep 12Ep 13Ep 14Total

Pick-4 League

First of all, congrats to Barbara Anderson for an epic, dominant performance. She won the Pick-4 league by 17 points. Seventeen! The previous record for largest margin of victory in this league was 7 points. She destroyed this league, and she had all of the final three.

Naturally, Barbara is invited to the Champions League. But who else will join her? Macontosh2000 was the runner-up, and also had the final three. M0nit0rman was in third place, and thus gets the third invite to Champions League.

But do you know who has two thumbs and finished in fourth place? This guy! Normally, this would mean I secured the fourth and final guaranteed invite to Champions League. However, as will be revealed in the results of this season’s Champions League below, I don’t need to be carried, bro. I won my right to stay in that league regardless of my Pick-4 results. That means that, much like a Survivor winner the show has no interest in featuring, we can ignore my success.

In fifth place was our very own Mark! Welcome to the Champ- Oh wait. Mark is indeed in fifth place, but he’s tied with EmAndScoutInBK (Mark is presumably listed first because Excel formulas are inherently sexist). In the event of a tie, the person with the highest-finishing player wins. And Mark failed to read the edit this season, thus losing the tie-breaker to EmAndScoutInBK, who was wise enough to see Michele’s greatness early on. Congratulations, EmAndScoutInBK, you’re in next season’s Champions League.

One last thing, though: Next season features both a cringe-worthy title and 20 players. That means Champions League needs 10 players, so Mark manages to sneak into the league despite losing the tie-breaker.

To recap, the following players receive an invitation to next season’s Champions League: Barbara Anderson, Macontosh2000, M0nit0rman, EmAndScoutInBK, and Mark. Drafting starts shortly after the cast for next season is announced, so if you need me to contact you to remind you about the draft please provide me with some way to contact you (you can email it to me at purplerockpodcast at gmail, tweet it to @purplerockjohn, or leave a comment below).

The final standings:

RankTeam NamePlayer 1Player 2Player 3Player 4Total
1Barbara AndersonAubry- 33Julia- 28Michele- 50Tai- 38149
2macontosh2000Anna- 11Aubry- 33Michele- 50Tai- 38132
3m0nit0rmanCydney- 27Michele- 50Peter- 10Tai- 38125
4Purple Rock JohnAubry- 33Kyle- 21Michele- 50Neal- 19123
5Purple Rock MarkAubry- 33Julia- 28Kyle- 21Tai- 38120
5EmAndScoutInBKAnna- 11Kyle- 21Michele- 50Tai- 38120
7Max_JetsAnna- 11Aubry- 33Joe- 24Michele- 50118
8BananaGrubCydney- 27Kyle- 21Michele- 50Neal- 19117
9ebolamonkey84Anna- 11Aubry- 33Kyle- 21Michele- 50115
10antikontiKyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 50Tai- 38114
10Skip, In Outer SpaceJoe- 24Kyle- 21Michele- 50Neal- 19114
12Ethan KyleJoe- 24Julia- 28Nick- 23Tai- 38113
12WampusAnna- 11Aubry- 33Michele- 50Neal- 19113
14HectorTheWellEndowedLiz- 5Michele- 50Neal- 19Tai- 38112
14John BelzAubry- 33Michele- 50Neal- 19Peter- 10112
16LillewieAnna- 11Julia- 28Kyle- 21Michele- 50110
16Friend ChooserCydney- 27Michele- 50Nick- 23Peter- 10110
18Ara MorinAubry- 33Liz- 5Michele- 50Neal- 19107
19Something QuirkyCydney- 27Michele- 50Neal- 19Peter- 10106
20Audrey RatajackAubry- 33Julia- 28Liz- 5Tai- 38104
21LouieLeeLiz- 5Michele- 50Peter- 10Tai- 38103
22Malcolm is my CopilotJoe- 24Kyle- 21Neal- 19Tai- 38102
22JimJulia- 28Liz- 5Michele- 50Neal- 19102
22PeachykeeneAlecia- 4Michele- 50Peter- 10Tai- 38102
25Everyone is someoneJulia- 28Nick- 23Scot- 12Tai- 38101
25tanjaAnna- 11Kyle- 21Michele- 50Neal- 19101
25jackdw97Cydney- 27Liz- 5Michele- 50Neal- 19101
28Joseph FinnAubry- 33Debbie- 19Peter- 10Tai- 38100
28Scarlett3639Aubry- 33Jennifer- 1Julia- 28Tai- 38100
30Random LuckJulia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 10Tai- 3899
30Crom DeluiseAubry- 33Debbie- 19Joe- 24Nick- 2399
30Sinan FaiadAnna- 11Aubry- 33Liz- 5Michele- 5099
33Jacob SWAnna- 11Julia- 28Kyle- 21Tai- 3898
33LukaAnna- 11Caleb- 9Julia- 28Michele- 5098
33Ms_WoozahAnna- 11Cydney- 27Michele- 50Peter- 1098
36KateDarnell- 0Joe- 24Kyle- 21Michele- 5095
36Adli HanifAnna- 11Aubry- 33Jennifer- 1Michele- 5095
38IneAnna- 11Julia- 28Liz- 5Michele- 5094
39Doctor WuAubry- 33Julia- 28Neal- 19Scot- 1292
39Joel GaastraAnna- 11Kyle- 21Michele- 50Peter- 1092
41kristanmarieCydney- 27Kyle- 21Liz- 5Tai- 3891
42Mike HirschAnna- 11Aubry- 33Cydney- 27Neal- 1990
42WagnerAubry- 33Darnell- 0Debbie- 19Tai- 3890
44David GadeAnna- 11Kyle- 21Neal- 19Tai- 3889
44HeisenbergAnna- 11Debbie- 19Kyle- 21Tai- 3889
46SirLiveAlotCydney- 27Julia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 1088
46hornacekAlecia- 4Cydney- 27Neal- 19Tai- 3888
46Marco LemaAlecia- 4Anna- 11Michele- 50Nick- 2388
46No Eyes in BlindfoldAlecia- 4Aubry- 33Jennifer- 1Michele- 5088
50Anna RAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 5087
51aj hillerLiz- 5Michele- 50Neal- 19Scot- 1286
51Purple Rock EmmaKyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 50Peter- 1086
53MalcolmJoe- 24Julia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 1085
53DezbotCydney- 27Jennifer- 1Neal- 19Tai- 3885
53Diego ArmandoAnna- 11Liz- 5Michele- 50Neal- 1985
53CountBulletsulaCaleb- 9Kyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 5085
57rygelAubry- 33Caleb- 9Neal- 19Nick- 2384
57Prom KingAnna- 11Aubry- 33Kyle- 21Neal- 1984
59MrBurkesButtonsJoe- 24Julia- 28Neal- 19Scot- 1283
60Other ScottAnna- 11Kyle- 21Scot- 12Tai- 3882
60Drums XDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Joe- 24Tai- 3882
60KAL BJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Michele- 50Peter- 1082
63AshCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Michele- 5081
64Poor Sheltered HomeschoolerAnna- 11Kyle- 21Peter- 10Tai- 3880
64bassmanxviJennifer- 1Joe- 24Liz- 5Michele- 5080
66dig dougAnna- 11Caleb- 9Kyle- 21Tai- 3879
66DukeSilverTrioCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Michele- 50Neal- 1979
66Kemper BoydJennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 50Nick- 2379
69Derek WilliamsonAnna- 11Joe- 24Liz- 5Tai- 3878
69SueSurvivorAnna- 11Liz- 5Michele- 50Scot- 1278
71KingoftongaJulia- 28Kyle- 21Liz- 5Nick- 2377
71heartbreakingowlCydney- 27Joe- 24Kyle- 21Liz- 577
71Mikdyer252Anna- 11Aubry- 33Julia- 28Liz- 577
71free7694Liz- 5Michele- 50Peter- 10Scot- 1277
71IspeakllamaJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 5077
76Will HolstonAlecia- 4Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Michele- 5076
77Dr.HorribleAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Tai- 3875
77Untitled Clint Howard ProjectJennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 50Neal- 1975
77sweaterfanDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 5075
80prettyboyprobstAnna- 11Kyle- 21Neal- 19Nick- 2374
80RoswulfAlecia- 4Jennifer- 1Michele- 50Neal- 1974
80NrocketAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Michele- 50Scot- 1274
83SybilAubry- 33Darnell- 0Debbie- 19Kyle- 2173
84JacksDadCydney- 27Kyle- 21Liz- 5Neal- 1972
84tigersmidnightAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Michele- 50Peter- 1072
86Anndré BressanCydney- 27Julia- 28Liz- 5Peter- 1070
86Chase SAnna- 11Aubry- 33Kyle- 21Liz- 570
86Rob BrodeurDarnell- 0Jennifer- 1Michele- 50Neal- 1970
89ShitShowAnna- 11Julia- 28Liz- 5Nick- 2367
89cazkayeAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 5067
91KevinJennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 50Peter- 1066
91KeepCalmAndHodorOnAnna- 11Darnell- 0Liz- 5Michele- 5066
93Purple Rock MattAnna- 11Kyle- 21Nick- 23Peter- 1065
93Banana TeamAnna- 11Julia- 28Kyle- 21Liz- 565
93Bieber FeverCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Neal- 19Peter- 1065
93Come On In HereDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Joe- 24Kyle- 2165
97Saturday Evening PalsyJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 19Nick- 2364
97DinoAnna- 11Liz- 5Peter- 10Tai- 3864
97this bear is tops bloobyCydney- 27Jennifer- 1Joe- 24Scot- 1264
100Tamir MAnna- 11Neal- 19Nick- 23Peter- 1063
101tocantinsJennifer- 1Julia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 1062
102bder19Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Julia- 28Nick- 2361
102Maulik ShahAnna- 11Joe- 24Kyle- 21Liz- 561
104indescribable hatAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Nick- 2360
104Kent McKAnna- 11Caleb- 9Debbie- 19Kyle- 2160
104Special Agent PhileCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Liz- 5Neal- 1960
104Josh PotterJoe- 24Kyle- 21Liz- 5Peter- 1060
108Yangbang'dDarnell- 0Debbie- 19Kyle- 21Neal- 1959
109IcarusArtsAnna- 11Liz- 5Neal- 19Nick- 2358
110Lauren MLiz- 5Neal- 19Nick- 23Peter- 1057
111gouisAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Neal- 1956
111Survivor FanCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Jennifer- 1Neal- 1956
113True AlainerAlecia- 4Anna- 11Kyle- 21Neal- 1955
113forever1267Aubry- 33Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Scot- 1255
115torchoflawAnna- 11Julia- 28Liz- 5Peter- 1054
115Survivor CentralAnna- 11Kyle- 21Peter- 10Scot- 1254
117turgid_legumeJennifer- 1Neal- 19Nick- 23Peter- 1053
117AlkanarraDebbie- 19Liz- 5Neal- 19Peter- 1053
117Jacob.CunninghamCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Joe- 24Neal- 1953
120quinnAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 1952
120Fishbach Was HereCaleb- 9Kyle- 21Peter- 10Scot- 1252
122Crystal LynneAnna- 11Liz- 5Nick- 23Scot- 1251
122RickyBAnna- 11Caleb- 9Kyle- 21Peter- 1051
122Violina23Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 19Peter- 1051
125DutchAnna- 11Debbie- 19Jennifer- 1Neal- 1950
125Jenifer PullmanCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 1950
127RobothouseAnna- 11Liz- 5Nick- 23Peter- 1049
127EemelimansikkaAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Scot- 1249
127PuddinSnack1Jennifer- 1Joe- 24Liz- 5Neal- 1949
127TiminSoCalDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Joe- 24Liz- 549
131BoooournsAubry- 33Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Liz- 548
132itsafuckingSTICKAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Peter- 1047
132WelldressedEvilCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Jennifer- 1Peter- 1047
134Survivor squidAnna- 11Caleb- 9Kyle- 21Liz- 546
135Kevin MAnna- 11Liz- 5Neal- 19Peter- 1045
135Black DynamiteAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Nick- 23Peter- 1045
135ZC7Anna- 11Jennifer- 1Julia- 28Liz- 545
138Arran MilneAnna- 11Caleb- 9Liz- 5Neal- 1944
139GeorgeCydney- 27Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Peter- 1043
140Thethings Wedo4LoveAlecia- 4Caleb- 9Neal- 19Peter- 1042
141vaderdawsnCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Peter- 1041
142Jeff Probst's HairpieceAnna- 11Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Neal- 1940
142ryell-00Anna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Nick- 2340
144Assistant Dragon SlayerAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Liz- 538
145Lira2012Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 19Scot- 1237
145fransesquaJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Liz- 5Peter- 1037
147SG StandardAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 1936
148Disgruntled GoatJennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 19Peter- 1035
149NearlyNinaCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 1934
150Ryan DeschampAlecia- 4Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Nick- 2333
151DrVanNostrandAnna- 11Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Peter- 1031
152ExtraLargePelicanAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Scot- 1229
153corndogshuffleAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Peter- 1027

Champions League


I’ve been saying for weeks that it was incredibly obvious that Saturday Night Palsy was winning this thing. Why, to lose his massive lead, he would have needed some sort of dominant performance from Aubry or Michele in last night’s finale, so…Oh. Oh no.

Palsy had a monstrous 15-point lead on me heading into the finale. I had Michele, he had Tai. And sure, Michele won immunity for 4 points, then got reward for 2 more points, so she’d need to get at least 5 votes at final tribal council to overcome that lead. Like maybe Julia’s, Jason’s, Scot’s, Debbie’s, and Cyd…Wait a minute. That’s 16 points. I hope you didn’t get a championship trophy engraved yet, buddy!

Of course, I did mention that Palsy had Tai. Remember when Tai forced the tie to vote Cydney out? That’s worth 2 points. So the one-point victory- and the first ever victory by a player without the winner on his/her team- goes to Saturday Night Palsy. Congratulations, champ!

The only other drama regarded Disgruntled Goat’s uphill battle to grab that fourth-place spot. He didn’t quite make it. Sorry, Goat!

The following players receive an invitation to next season’s Champions League: Saturday Night Palsy, me, Ispeakllama, and TiminSoCal. Again, drafting starts shortly after the cast for next season is announced, so if you need me to contact you to remind you about the draft please provide me with some way to contact you (you can email it to me at purplerockpodcast at gmail, tweet it to @purplerockjohn, or leave a comment below).

KR Champions week 14

Outcast League

This was already settled last week. Welcome to Champions League, Diego Armando. Diego also managed to win the league without having the winner, because he had two of the final three. Diego, you know the drill for next season.

KR Outcasts week 14