Uh oh, this is going to be a brutal week for a lot of you. You may want to cover your eyes for this one.
Remember last week when I showed you which players were the most popular selections in our fantasy league?
There were 66 of you with Liz on your team- nearly half the teams in the league. Much like last season, when Varner went home early and decimated half the league’s fantasy teams, this one is gonna hurt.
Individual scoring table
A nice easy week for fantasy scoring again: 3 points for Beauty, 2 points for Brawn, 1 point for the Brains that aren’t named Peter or Liz. And an additional 3 points to Kyle and Tai for acquiring idols. The week 3 scoreboard:
| Player | Ep 1 | Ep 2 | Ep 3 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alecia | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
| Anna | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 |
| Aubry | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 |
| Caleb | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 |
| Cydney | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
| Darnell | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Debbie | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 |
| Jennifer | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Joe | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 |
| Julia | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 |
| Kyle | 1 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
| Liz | 3 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
| Michele | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 |
| Neal | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 |
| Nick | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 |
| Peter | 3 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
| Scot | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 |
| Tai | 2 | 3 | 6 | 11 |
Pick-4 League
One of the people that was tied for first place last week is now in 97th place (sucks to be you, Alkanarra), so this week’s episode definitely shook up the standings. And we’ve gone from a 32-way tie for first to just three people tied for the top spot.
| Rank | Team Name | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | EmAndScoutInBK | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | Tai- 11 | 34 |
| 1 | Jacob SW | Anna- 8 | Julia- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Tai- 11 | 34 |
| 1 | dig doug | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Tai- 11 | 34 |
| 4 | Barbara Anderson | Aubry- 6 | Julia- 8 | Michele- 8 | Tai- 11 | 33 |
| 4 | Ethan Kyle | Joe- 6 | Julia- 8 | Nick- 8 | Tai- 11 | 33 |
| 4 | macontosh2000 | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Michele- 8 | Tai- 11 | 33 |
| 7 | Random Luck | Julia- 8 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | Tai- 11 | 32 |
| 7 | Luka | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Julia- 8 | Michele- 8 | 32 |
| 7 | Purple Rock Mark | Aubry- 6 | Julia- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Tai- 11 | 32 |
| 7 | David Gade | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | Tai- 11 | 32 |
| 7 | Heisenberg | Anna- 8 | Debbie- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Tai- 11 | 32 |
| 12 | antikonti | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Tai- 11 | 31 |
| 12 | Dr.Horrible | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 11 | 31 |
| 12 | Poor Sheltered Homeschooler | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Peter- 5 | Tai- 11 | 31 |
| 12 | Lillewie | Anna- 8 | Julia- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | 31 |
| 16 | Audrey Ratajack | Aubry- 6 | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 11 | 30 |
| 16 | HectorTheWellEndowed | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | Tai- 11 | 30 |
| 16 | Derek Williamson | Anna- 8 | Joe- 6 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 11 | 30 |
| 16 | Malcolm is my Copilot | Joe- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | Tai- 11 | 30 |
| 16 | Everyone is someone | Julia- 8 | Nick- 8 | Scot- 3 | Tai- 11 | 30 |
| 21 | Dino | Anna- 8 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | Tai- 11 | 29 |
| 21 | LouieLee | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | Tai- 11 | 29 |
| 21 | Ine | Anna- 8 | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 29 |
| 21 | ShitShow | Anna- 8 | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 8 | 29 |
| 21 | Kent McK | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Debbie- 6 | Kyle- 7 | 29 |
| 21 | tanja | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 29 |
| 21 | prettyboyprobst | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | Nick- 8 | 29 |
| 21 | ebolamonkey84 | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | 29 |
| 21 | Other Scott | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Scot- 3 | Tai- 11 | 29 |
| 30 | Joseph Finn | Aubry- 6 | Debbie- 6 | Peter- 5 | Tai- 11 | 28 |
| 30 | Max_Jets | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Joe- 6 | Michele- 8 | 28 |
| 30 | rygel | Aubry- 6 | Caleb- 8 | Neal- 6 | Nick- 8 | 28 |
| 30 | Wampus | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 28 |
| 30 | Peachykeene | Alecia- 4 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | Tai- 11 | 28 |
| 30 | Anna R | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 28 |
| 30 | RickyB | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Peter- 5 | 28 |
| 30 | CountBulletsula | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 28 |
| 30 | indescribable hat | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 8 | 28 |
| 30 | Purple Rock Matt | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 28 |
| 30 | m0nit0rman | Cydney- 4 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | Tai- 11 | 28 |
| 30 | Kingoftonga | Julia- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 8 | 28 |
| 30 | Joel Gaastra | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | 28 |
| 30 | Survivor squid | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | 28 |
| 30 | Banana Team | Anna- 8 | Julia- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | 28 |
| 30 | Marco Lema | Alecia- 4 | Anna- 8 | Michele- 8 | Nick- 8 | 28 |
| 46 | Tamir M | Anna- 8 | Neal- 6 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 27 |
| 46 | Malcolm | Joe- 6 | Julia- 8 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 27 |
| 46 | Mikdyer252 | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | 27 |
| 46 | Jim | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 27 |
| 46 | Diego Armando | Anna- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 27 |
| 46 | Sinan Faiad | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 27 |
| 46 | Arran Milne | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | 27 |
| 46 | IcarusArts | Anna- 8 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | Nick- 8 | 27 |
| 46 | Purple Rock John | Aubry- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 27 |
| 46 | Prom King | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | 27 |
| 46 | Skip, In Outer Space | Joe- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 27 |
| 46 | kristanmarie | Cydney- 4 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 11 | 27 |
| 58 | Crom Deluise | Aubry- 6 | Debbie- 6 | Joe- 6 | Nick- 8 | 26 |
| 58 | torchoflaw | Anna- 8 | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | 26 |
| 58 | Robothouse | Anna- 8 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 26 |
| 58 | gouis | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | 26 |
| 58 | Maulik Shah | Anna- 8 | Joe- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | 26 |
| 58 | Chase S | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | 26 |
| 58 | Scarlett3639 | Aubry- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 8 | Tai- 11 | 26 |
| 65 | Ara Morin | Aubry- 6 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 25 |
| 65 | John Belz | Aubry- 6 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 25 |
| 65 | Purple Rock Emma | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | 25 |
| 65 | itsafuckingSTICK | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | 25 |
| 65 | Ms_Woozah | Anna- 8 | Cydney- 4 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | 25 |
| 65 | Friend Chooser | Cydney- 4 | Michele- 8 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 25 |
| 65 | SirLiveAlot | Cydney- 4 | Julia- 8 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 25 |
| 65 | bder19 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 8 | Nick- 8 | 25 |
| 65 | True Alainer | Alecia- 4 | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | 25 |
| 65 | hornacek | Alecia- 4 | Cydney- 4 | Neal- 6 | Tai- 11 | 25 |
| 65 | BananaGrub | Cydney- 4 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 25 |
| 76 | Lauren M | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 24 |
| 76 | Kevin M | Anna- 8 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 24 |
| 76 | Mike Hirsch | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Cydney- 4 | Neal- 6 | 24 |
| 76 | Drums X | Debbie- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 6 | Tai- 11 | 24 |
| 76 | Crystal Lynne | Anna- 8 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 8 | Scot- 3 | 24 |
| 76 | SueSurvivor | Anna- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Scot- 3 | 24 |
| 76 | Ash | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | 24 |
| 83 | Josh Potter | Joe- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | 23 |
| 83 | jackdw97 | Cydney- 4 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 23 |
| 83 | Something Quirky | Cydney- 4 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 23 |
| 83 | Thethings Wedo4Love | Alecia- 4 | Caleb- 8 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 23 |
| 83 | Bieber Fever | Caleb- 8 | Cydney- 4 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 23 |
| 83 | Doctor Wu | Aubry- 6 | Julia- 8 | Neal- 6 | Scot- 3 | 23 |
| 83 | MrBurkesButtons | Joe- 6 | Julia- 8 | Neal- 6 | Scot- 3 | 23 |
| 83 | Adli Hanif | Anna- 8 | Aubry- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 8 | 23 |
| 83 | Jeff Probst's Hairpiece | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 6 | 23 |
| 83 | DukeSilverTrio | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 23 |
| 83 | Wagner | Aubry- 6 | Darnell- 0 | Debbie- 6 | Tai- 11 | 23 |
| 83 | Survivor Central | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Peter- 5 | Scot- 3 | 23 |
| 83 | Eemelimansikka | Anna- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Scot- 3 | 23 |
| 83 | Fishbach Was Here | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 7 | Peter- 5 | Scot- 3 | 23 |
| 97 | Alkanarra | Debbie- 6 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | Anndré Bressan | Cydney- 4 | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | aj hiller | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | Scot- 3 | 22 |
| 97 | Kemper Boyd | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Nick- 8 | 22 |
| 97 | Black Dynamite | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | tigersmidnight | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | ZC7 | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 8 | Liz- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | tocantins | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 8 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | DrVanNostrand | Anna- 8 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Peter- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | ryell-00 | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 8 | 22 |
| 97 | cazkaye | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 22 |
| 97 | JacksDad | Cydney- 4 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | 22 |
| 97 | heartbreakingowl | Cydney- 4 | Joe- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | 22 |
| 97 | Saturday Evening Palsy | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | Nick- 8 | 22 |
| 97 | quinn | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | 22 |
| 97 | Jenifer Pullman | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | 22 |
| 97 | Dezbot | Cydney- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 6 | Tai- 11 | 22 |
| 114 | Dutch | Anna- 8 | Debbie- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 6 | 21 |
| 114 | Jacob.Cunningham | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 6 | Neal- 6 | 21 |
| 114 | free7694 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | Scot- 3 | 21 |
| 114 | KeepCalmAndHodorOn | Anna- 8 | Darnell- 0 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 21 |
| 114 | Assistant Dragon Slayer | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | 21 |
| 114 | KAL B | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | 21 |
| 114 | vaderdawsn | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Peter- 5 | 21 |
| 114 | Ispeakllama | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 21 |
| 114 | Kate | Darnell- 0 | Joe- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | 21 |
| 123 | NearlyNina | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | 20 |
| 123 | turgid_legume | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 6 | Nick- 8 | Peter- 5 | 20 |
| 123 | sweaterfan | Debbie- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 20 |
| 123 | bassmanxvi | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 6 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | 20 |
| 123 | SG Standard | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | 20 |
| 123 | Boooourns | Aubry- 6 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | 20 |
| 123 | Untitled Clint Howard Project | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 20 |
| 123 | Come On In Here | Debbie- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 6 | Kyle- 7 | 20 |
| 123 | Nrocket | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 8 | Scot- 3 | 20 |
| 123 | Special Agent Phile | Alecia- 4 | Caleb- 8 | Darnell- 0 | Nick- 8 | 20 |
| 123 | Will Holston | Alecia- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Michele- 8 | 20 |
| 134 | corndogshuffle | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | 19 |
| 134 | Kevin | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 8 | Peter- 5 | 19 |
| 134 | Violina23 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 19 |
| 134 | Roswulf | Alecia- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 19 |
| 134 | No Eyes in Blindfold | Alecia- 4 | Aubry- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 8 | 19 |
| 134 | Survivor Fan | Caleb- 8 | Cydney- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 6 | 19 |
| 134 | Yangbang'd | Darnell- 0 | Debbie- 6 | Kyle- 7 | Neal- 6 | 19 |
| 134 | Sybil | Aubry- 6 | Darnell- 0 | Debbie- 6 | Kyle- 7 | 19 |
| 142 | TiminSoCal | Debbie- 6 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 6 | Liz- 5 | 18 |
| 142 | PuddinSnack1 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 6 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | 18 |
| 142 | fransesqua | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 7 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | 18 |
| 142 | Ryan Deschamp | Alecia- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 8 | 18 |
| 142 | WelldressedEvil | Caleb- 8 | Cydney- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Peter- 5 | 18 |
| 142 | forever1267 | Aubry- 6 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Scot- 3 | 18 |
| 148 | Disgruntled Goat | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | Peter- 5 | 17 |
| 148 | ExtraLargePelican | Anna- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Scot- 3 | 17 |
| 150 | George | Cydney- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 5 | 15 |
| 150 | Lira2012 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 6 | Scot- 3 | 15 |
| 150 | Rob Brodeur | Darnell- 0 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 8 | Neal- 6 | 15 |
| 153 | this bear is tops blooby | Cydney- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 6 | Scot- 3 | 14 |
Champions League
Emma breathed a sigh of relief after the season premiere because she’d changed her pick from Darnell to Liz. Last week she lost Jennifer. This week she lost Liz. And just like that, the all-time leader in Champions League points is out of the league next season.
Saturday Night Palsy takes a commanding (at least for this stage of the game) 6-point lead thanks to having two players from the indomitable Beauty tribe.
Outcast League
Diego Armando moves into pole position with his team of lovable misfits. Meanwhile, XL Pelican’s strategy of picking young and attractive players seems to have failed him this season.
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia