The nerds are winning, the strong pretty man is evacuated, and up is down in the Survivor universe.
Caleb and Alecia combined weren’t on even half as many teams as Liz was, so this week isn’t going to be that bad for most of you. Well, there will be one depressing thing, but I’ll save that for when we get to the Pick-4 results.
Individual scoring table
Brains won a three-tribe immunity (3 points) and a reward (1 point). Beauty got second place in a three-tribe immunity (2 points for everyone but Caleb). And three members of Brawn got 1 point each for doing something they should have done on day three. The week 4 scoreboard:
| Player | Ep 1 | Ep 2 | Ep 3 | Ep 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alecia | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
| Anna | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 10 |
| Aubry | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
| Caleb | 2 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 8 |
| Cydney | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
| Darnell | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Debbie | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
| Jennifer | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Joe | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
| Julia | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 10 |
| Kyle | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 8 |
| Liz | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Michele | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 10 |
| Neal | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
| Nick | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 10 |
| Peter | 3 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 9 |
| Scot | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
| Tai | 2 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 13 |
Pick-4 League
Here’s something fun: All but three of you are losing to a team that was generated by a computer. And not even a computer that was putting any sort of analysis into the selections- it was just randomly selecting names from the list of all 18 players. This is probably how Skynet started. Stay woke, everyone.
Anyway, three-way tie for first this week, with Barbara Anderson (fresh off of her participation in the International Women’s Day chat), Ethan Kyle, and macontosh2000 just a point ahead of the computer. Joseph Finn is tied with the computer.
But there’s another important story to follow here: Ryan Deschamp and the quest for the imperfect game. As you all know, you can change your teams after the first episode. Since that time, Ryan’s team has every player that has been voted out so far (Caleb wasn’t voted out). If Nick goes home next, Ryan might be our first-ever imperfect game (selecting the first four players voted out).
| Rank | Team Name | Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Barbara Anderson | Aubry- 10 | Julia- 10 | Michele- 10 | Tai- 13 | 43 |
| 1 | Ethan Kyle | Joe- 10 | Julia- 10 | Nick- 10 | Tai- 13 | 43 |
| 1 | macontosh2000 | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Michele- 10 | Tai- 13 | 43 |
| 4 | Random Luck | Julia- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | Tai- 13 | 42 |
| 4 | Joseph Finn | Aubry- 10 | Debbie- 10 | Peter- 9 | Tai- 13 | 42 |
| 6 | EmAndScoutInBK | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | Tai- 13 | 41 |
| 6 | Jacob SW | Anna- 10 | Julia- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Tai- 13 | 41 |
| 6 | Purple Rock Mark | Aubry- 10 | Julia- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Tai- 13 | 41 |
| 6 | David Gade | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | Tai- 13 | 41 |
| 6 | Heisenberg | Anna- 10 | Debbie- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Tai- 13 | 41 |
| 6 | Malcolm is my Copilot | Joe- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | Tai- 13 | 41 |
| 12 | Poor Sheltered Homeschooler | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Peter- 9 | Tai- 13 | 40 |
| 12 | Max_Jets | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Joe- 10 | Michele- 10 | 40 |
| 12 | Wampus | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 40 |
| 12 | Crom Deluise | Aubry- 10 | Debbie- 10 | Joe- 10 | Nick- 10 | 40 |
| 16 | dig doug | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 8 | Tai- 13 | 39 |
| 16 | Tamir M | Anna- 10 | Neal- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 39 |
| 16 | Malcolm | Joe- 10 | Julia- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 39 |
| 16 | John Belz | Aubry- 10 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 39 |
| 20 | Luka | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Julia- 10 | Michele- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | Lillewie | Anna- 10 | Julia- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | Audrey Ratajack | Aubry- 10 | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 13 | 38 |
| 20 | HectorTheWellEndowed | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | Tai- 13 | 38 |
| 20 | Derek Williamson | Anna- 10 | Joe- 10 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 13 | 38 |
| 20 | tanja | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | prettyboyprobst | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | Nick- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | ebolamonkey84 | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | rygel | Aubry- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Neal- 10 | Nick- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | Purple Rock John | Aubry- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | Prom King | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | 38 |
| 20 | Skip, In Outer Space | Joe- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 38 |
| 32 | Everyone is someone | Julia- 10 | Nick- 10 | Scot- 4 | Tai- 13 | 37 |
| 32 | Dino | Anna- 10 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | Tai- 13 | 37 |
| 32 | LouieLee | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | Tai- 13 | 37 |
| 32 | Purple Rock Matt | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 37 |
| 32 | m0nit0rman | Cydney- 5 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | Tai- 13 | 37 |
| 32 | Joel Gaastra | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | 37 |
| 38 | antikonti | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Tai- 13 | 36 |
| 38 | Dr.Horrible | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 13 | 36 |
| 38 | Kent McK | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Debbie- 10 | Kyle- 8 | 36 |
| 38 | Peachykeene | Alecia- 4 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | Tai- 13 | 36 |
| 42 | Ine | Anna- 10 | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 35 |
| 42 | ShitShow | Anna- 10 | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 10 | 35 |
| 42 | Other Scott | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Scot- 4 | Tai- 13 | 35 |
| 42 | RickyB | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 8 | Peter- 9 | 35 |
| 42 | Mikdyer252 | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | 35 |
| 42 | Jim | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 35 |
| 42 | Diego Armando | Anna- 10 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 35 |
| 42 | Sinan Faiad | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 35 |
| 42 | IcarusArts | Anna- 10 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | Nick- 10 | 35 |
| 42 | Ara Morin | Aubry- 10 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 35 |
| 42 | Mike Hirsch | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Cydney- 5 | Neal- 10 | 35 |
| 53 | Marco Lema | Alecia- 4 | Anna- 10 | Michele- 10 | Nick- 10 | 34 |
| 53 | torchoflaw | Anna- 10 | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | Robothouse | Anna- 10 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | Scarlett3639 | Aubry- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 10 | Tai- 13 | 34 |
| 53 | Ms_Woozah | Anna- 10 | Cydney- 5 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | Friend Chooser | Cydney- 5 | Michele- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | SirLiveAlot | Cydney- 5 | Julia- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | Lauren M | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | Kevin M | Anna- 10 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | Drums X | Debbie- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 10 | Tai- 13 | 34 |
| 53 | Something Quirky | Cydney- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 53 | Doctor Wu | Aubry- 10 | Julia- 10 | Neal- 10 | Scot- 4 | 34 |
| 53 | MrBurkesButtons | Joe- 10 | Julia- 10 | Neal- 10 | Scot- 4 | 34 |
| 53 | Alkanarra | Debbie- 10 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 34 |
| 67 | Anna R | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 33 |
| 67 | indescribable hat | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 10 | 33 |
| 67 | Kingoftonga | Julia- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 10 | 33 |
| 67 | Banana Team | Anna- 10 | Julia- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | 33 |
| 67 | Arran Milne | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | 33 |
| 67 | gouis | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | 33 |
| 67 | Maulik Shah | Anna- 10 | Joe- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | 33 |
| 67 | Chase S | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | 33 |
| 67 | BananaGrub | Cydney- 5 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 33 |
| 67 | Wagner | Aubry- 10 | Darnell- 0 | Debbie- 10 | Tai- 13 | 33 |
| 77 | Purple Rock Emma | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | 32 |
| 77 | itsafuckingSTICK | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | 32 |
| 77 | True Alainer | Alecia- 4 | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | 32 |
| 77 | hornacek | Alecia- 4 | Cydney- 5 | Neal- 10 | Tai- 13 | 32 |
| 77 | Josh Potter | Joe- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | 32 |
| 77 | Bieber Fever | Caleb- 8 | Cydney- 5 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 32 |
| 83 | CountBulletsula | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 31 |
| 83 | Survivor squid | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | 31 |
| 83 | kristanmarie | Cydney- 5 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Tai- 13 | 31 |
| 83 | Thethings Wedo4Love | Alecia- 4 | Caleb- 8 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 31 |
| 83 | Adli Hanif | Anna- 10 | Aubry- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 10 | 31 |
| 83 | Survivor Central | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Peter- 9 | Scot- 4 | 31 |
| 83 | Dutch | Anna- 10 | Debbie- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 10 | 31 |
| 90 | jackdw97 | Cydney- 5 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 30 |
| 90 | Black Dynamite | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 30 |
| 90 | tigersmidnight | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | 30 |
| 90 | tocantins | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 30 |
| 90 | turgid_legume | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 10 | Nick- 10 | Peter- 9 | 30 |
| 95 | bder19 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 10 | Nick- 10 | 29 |
| 95 | Crystal Lynne | Anna- 10 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 10 | Scot- 4 | 29 |
| 95 | SueSurvivor | Anna- 10 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Scot- 4 | 29 |
| 95 | Jeff Probst's Hairpiece | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 10 | 29 |
| 95 | DukeSilverTrio | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 29 |
| 95 | Fishbach Was Here | Caleb- 8 | Kyle- 8 | Peter- 9 | Scot- 4 | 29 |
| 95 | Anndré Bressan | Cydney- 5 | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | 29 |
| 95 | aj hiller | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | Scot- 4 | 29 |
| 95 | Saturday Evening Palsy | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | Nick- 10 | 29 |
| 95 | quinn | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | 29 |
| 95 | Dezbot | Cydney- 5 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 10 | Tai- 13 | 29 |
| 95 | Jacob.Cunningham | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 10 | Neal- 10 | 29 |
| 95 | Come On In Here | Debbie- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 10 | Kyle- 8 | 29 |
| 108 | Special Agent Phile | Caleb- 8 | Cydney- 5 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | 28 |
| 108 | DrVanNostrand | Anna- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Peter- 9 | 28 |
| 108 | JacksDad | Cydney- 5 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | 28 |
| 108 | heartbreakingowl | Cydney- 5 | Joe- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | 28 |
| 108 | free7694 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | Scot- 4 | 28 |
| 108 | KAL B | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | 28 |
| 108 | Kate | Darnell- 0 | Joe- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | 28 |
| 108 | Violina23 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 28 |
| 108 | Yangbang'd | Darnell- 0 | Debbie- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | 28 |
| 108 | Sybil | Aubry- 10 | Darnell- 0 | Debbie- 10 | Kyle- 8 | 28 |
| 118 | Ash | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | 27 |
| 118 | Eemelimansikka | Anna- 10 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Scot- 4 | 27 |
| 118 | Jenifer Pullman | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Neal- 10 | 27 |
| 121 | Kemper Boyd | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Nick- 10 | 26 |
| 121 | ZC7 | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Julia- 10 | Liz- 5 | 26 |
| 121 | ryell-00 | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 10 | 26 |
| 121 | cazkaye | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 26 |
| 121 | vaderdawsn | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Peter- 9 | 26 |
| 121 | sweaterfan | Debbie- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 26 |
| 121 | bassmanxvi | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 10 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 26 |
| 121 | SG Standard | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | 26 |
| 121 | Untitled Clint Howard Project | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 26 |
| 121 | TiminSoCal | Debbie- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 10 | Liz- 5 | 26 |
| 121 | PuddinSnack1 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 10 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | 26 |
| 132 | KeepCalmAndHodorOn | Anna- 10 | Darnell- 0 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 25 |
| 132 | Nrocket | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 10 | Scot- 4 | 25 |
| 132 | corndogshuffle | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | 25 |
| 132 | Kevin | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | Peter- 9 | 25 |
| 132 | Roswulf | Alecia- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 25 |
| 132 | No Eyes in Blindfold | Alecia- 4 | Aubry- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 10 | 25 |
| 132 | Disgruntled Goat | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | Peter- 9 | 25 |
| 139 | Assistant Dragon Slayer | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | 24 |
| 139 | Ispeakllama | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Michele- 10 | 24 |
| 139 | NearlyNina | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | 24 |
| 139 | Boooourns | Aubry- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | 24 |
| 139 | Survivor Fan | Caleb- 8 | Cydney- 5 | Jennifer- 1 | Neal- 10 | 24 |
| 144 | Will Holston | Alecia- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Michele- 10 | 23 |
| 144 | fransesqua | Jennifer- 1 | Kyle- 8 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | 23 |
| 144 | WelldressedEvil | Caleb- 8 | Cydney- 5 | Jennifer- 1 | Peter- 9 | 23 |
| 144 | forever1267 | Aubry- 10 | Caleb- 8 | Jennifer- 1 | Scot- 4 | 23 |
| 148 | Rob Brodeur | Darnell- 0 | Jennifer- 1 | Michele- 10 | Neal- 10 | 21 |
| 149 | Ryan Deschamp | Alecia- 4 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Nick- 10 | 20 |
| 149 | ExtraLargePelican | Anna- 10 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Scot- 4 | 20 |
| 149 | George | Cydney- 5 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Peter- 9 | 20 |
| 149 | Lira2012 | Jennifer- 1 | Liz- 5 | Neal- 10 | Scot- 4 | 20 |
| 149 | this bear is tops blooby | Cydney- 5 | Jennifer- 1 | Joe- 10 | Scot- 4 | 20 |
Champions League
Just as beauty can get you ahead in life, so it is with the Champions League. Saturday Night Palsy remains in first with his two Beauty tribe members. TiminSoCal, with the two Old Brains, is somehow in second place.
Outcast League
Down go XL Pelican and sharculese! Two birds, one stone, as it were (or a bird and a shark). Better luck next time, gentlemen. Diego Armando remains in the lead, with the Praying Mantis Crew close behind.
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia