In an episode that could’ve easily been entitled, “Does this look infected to you?”, Neal is the ultimate victim- unless you count your fantasy team.

Hide your favorites, hide your wives! Neal’s evacuation means that 5 of the top 7 most popular picks in our Pick-4 league are already out of the game. Neal was on a healthy 38% of teams, and those teams- like Neal’s knee last night- are now a lot less healthy.

Individual scoring table

Three points to all involved for making the merge, four points to Nick for winning immunity, and a few bonus points to bacteria for their dominant run in this game.

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Total
Alecia	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	4
Anna	2	3	3	3	0	0	0	11
Aubry	3	2	1	3	1	2	3	15
Caleb	2	3	3	1	0	0	0	9
Cydney	1	1	2	1	2	2	3	12
Darnell	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Debbie	3	2	1	3	2	2	3	16
Jennifer	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Joe	3	2	1	3	1	1	3	14
Julia	2	3	3	3	0	2	3	16
Kyle	1	1	5	1	2	2	3	15
Liz	3	2	0	0	0	0	0	5
Michele	2	3	3	3	2	2	3	18
Neal	3	2	1	3	5	2	3	19
Nick	2	3	3	3	2	2	7	22
Peter	3	2	0	3	1	1	0	10
Scot	1	0	2	1	1	2	3	10
Tai	2	3	6	3	1	2	3	20

Pick-4 League

Ethan Kyle leapfrogs Barbara Anderson for the top spot, but both of them still have a completely intact team- something only two others can claim (Everyone is someone and our own Purple Rock Mark). The computer-generated Random Luck team remains tied for third place, rubbing your failures at fantasy Survivor in your face once again.

This week also added a few more names to the list of the fallen (those that have lost all four players): Thethings Wedo4Love, Jeff Probst’s Hairpiece, SG Standard, Disgruntled Goat, and NearlyNina are all out of this thing. Better luck next season!

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	Ethan Kyle	Joe- 14	Julia- 16	Nick- 22	Tai- 20	72
2	Barbara Anderson	Aubry- 15	Julia- 16	Michele- 18	Tai- 20	69
3	Malcolm is my Copilot	Joe- 14	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	Tai- 20	68
3	Random Luck	Julia- 16	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	Tai- 20	68
3	Everyone is someone	Julia- 16	Nick- 22	Scot- 10	Tai- 20	68
6	Purple Rock John	Aubry- 15	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	67
6	prettyboyprobst	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	Nick- 22	67
6	Crom Deluise	Aubry- 15	Debbie- 16	Joe- 14	Nick- 22	67
9	Skip, In Outer Space	Joe- 14	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	66
9	Purple Rock Mark	Aubry- 15	Julia- 16	Kyle- 15	Tai- 20	66
11	David Gade	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	Tai- 20	65
11	rygel	Aubry- 15	Caleb- 9	Neal- 19	Nick- 22	65
13	macontosh2000	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Michele- 18	Tai- 20	64
13	EmAndScoutInBK	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	Tai- 20	64
13	BananaGrub	Cydney- 12	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	64
16	Wampus	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	63
16	tanja	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	63
18	John Belz	Aubry- 15	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	62
18	Heisenberg	Anna- 11	Debbie- 16	Kyle- 15	Tai- 20	62
18	HectorTheWellEndowed	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	Tai- 20	62
18	Jacob SW	Anna- 11	Julia- 16	Kyle- 15	Tai- 20	62
18	Tamir M	Anna- 11	Neal- 19	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	62
18	Malcolm	Joe- 14	Julia- 16	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	62
18	Friend Chooser	Cydney- 12	Michele- 18	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	62
25	Joseph Finn	Aubry- 15	Debbie- 16	Peter- 10	Tai- 20	61
26	Prom King	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	60
26	m0nit0rman	Cydney- 12	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	Tai- 20	60
26	Lillewie	Anna- 11	Julia- 16	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	60
26	Doctor Wu	Aubry- 15	Julia- 16	Neal- 19	Scot- 10	60
26	SirLiveAlot	Cydney- 12	Julia- 16	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	60
31	Something Quirky	Cydney- 12	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	59
31	ebolamonkey84	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	59
31	MrBurkesButtons	Joe- 14	Julia- 16	Neal- 19	Scot- 10	59
34	Max_Jets	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Joe- 14	Michele- 18	58
34	Jim	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	58
34	antikonti	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Tai- 20	58
34	Purple Rock Matt	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	58
34	Kingoftonga	Julia- 16	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Nick- 22	58
39	Ara Morin	Aubry- 15	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	57
39	Mike Hirsch	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Cydney- 12	Neal- 19	57
39	IcarusArts	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Nick- 22	57
39	Saturday Evening Palsy	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	Nick- 22	57
43	Poor Sheltered Homeschooler	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Peter- 10	Tai- 20	56
43	Audrey Ratajack	Aubry- 15	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	Tai- 20	56
43	Other Scott	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Scot- 10	Tai- 20	56
43	Lauren M	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	56
47	dig doug	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 15	Tai- 20	55
47	hornacek	Alecia- 4	Cydney- 12	Neal- 19	Tai- 20	55
47	Marco Lema	Alecia- 4	Anna- 11	Michele- 18	Nick- 22	55
50	Joel Gaastra	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	54
50	Luka	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Julia- 16	Michele- 18	54
50	jackdw97	Cydney- 12	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	54
50	ShitShow	Anna- 11	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	Nick- 22	54
54	Diego Armando	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	53
54	LouieLee	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	Tai- 20	53
54	indescribable hat	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Nick- 22	53
57	Peachykeene	Alecia- 4	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	Tai- 20	52
57	aj hiller	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	Scot- 10	52
57	Dezbot	Cydney- 12	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	Tai- 20	52
57	Scarlett3639	Aubry- 15	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 16	Tai- 20	52
57	kristanmarie	Cydney- 12	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Tai- 20	52
57	turgid_legume	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	52
63	Kent McK	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Debbie- 16	Kyle- 15	51
63	Ms_Woozah	Anna- 11	Cydney- 12	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	51
63	Dr.Horrible	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Tai- 20	51
63	Drums X	Debbie- 16	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 14	Tai- 20	51
63	Wagner	Aubry- 15	Darnell- 0	Debbie- 16	Tai- 20	51
63	JacksDad	Cydney- 12	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	51
69	Alkanarra	Debbie- 16	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	50
69	Bieber Fever	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 12	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	50
69	gouis	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	50
69	Derek Williamson	Anna- 11	Joe- 14	Liz- 5	Tai- 20	50
69	Ine	Anna- 11	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	50
69	Yangbang'd	Darnell- 0	Debbie- 16	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	50
75	True Alainer	Alecia- 4	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	49
75	Sinan Faiad	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	49
75	Anna R	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	49
75	tocantins	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 16	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	49
79	Purple Rock Emma	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	48
79	Robothouse	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	48
79	Crystal Lynne	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Nick- 22	Scot- 10	48
79	bder19	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 16	Nick- 22	48
83	Dutch	Anna- 11	Debbie- 16	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	47
83	Mikdyer252	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	47
83	DukeSilverTrio	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	47
83	Banana Team	Anna- 11	Julia- 16	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	47
83	CountBulletsula	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	47
83	Kate	Darnell- 0	Joe- 14	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	47
89	Dino	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	Tai- 20	46
89	Chase S	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	46
89	quinn	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	46
89	Survivor Central	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Peter- 10	Scot- 10	46
89	Come On In Here	Debbie- 16	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 14	Kyle- 15	46
89	Sybil	Aubry- 15	Darnell- 0	Debbie- 16	Kyle- 15	46
89	heartbreakingowl	Cydney- 12	Joe- 14	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	46
89	Kemper Boyd	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Nick- 22	46
97	Kevin M	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	45
97	RickyB	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 15	Peter- 10	45
97	Violina23	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	45
97	Maulik Shah	Anna- 11	Joe- 14	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	45
97	Special Agent Phile	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 12	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	45
97	Adli Hanif	Anna- 11	Aubry- 15	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 18	45
103	Arran Milne	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	44
103	Josh Potter	Joe- 14	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	44
103	Jenifer Pullman	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Neal- 19	44
103	Fishbach Was Here	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 15	Peter- 10	Scot- 10	44
103	KAL B	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	44
103	SueSurvivor	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Scot- 10	44
103	Black Dynamite	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Nick- 22	Peter- 10	44
110	Jacob.Cunningham	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 14	Neal- 19	43
110	Untitled Clint Howard Project	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	43
110	Anndré Bressan	Cydney- 12	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	43
110	free7694	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	Scot- 10	43
110	Ash	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	43
115	Thethings Wedo4Love	Alecia- 4	Caleb- 9	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	42
115	torchoflaw	Anna- 11	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	42
115	Roswulf	Alecia- 4	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	42
118	itsafuckingSTICK	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	41
118	Survivor Fan	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 12	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	41
118	Eemelimansikka	Anna- 11	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Scot- 10	41
121	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	40
121	tigersmidnight	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	40
121	Survivor squid	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	40
121	sweaterfan	Debbie- 16	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	40
121	Nrocket	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 18	Scot- 10	40
126	PuddinSnack1	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 14	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	39
126	Ispeakllama	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	39
126	ryell-00	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Nick- 22	39
129	bassmanxvi	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 14	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	38
129	No Eyes in Blindfold	Alecia- 4	Aubry- 15	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 18	38
129	Rob Brodeur	Darnell- 0	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 18	Neal- 19	38
129	Will Holston	Alecia- 4	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Michele- 18	38
133	this bear is tops blooby	Cydney- 12	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 14	Scot- 10	37
134	SG Standard	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	36
134	TiminSoCal	Debbie- 16	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 14	Liz- 5	36
136	Disgruntled Goat	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	35
136	vaderdawsn	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Peter- 10	35
136	cazkaye	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	35
136	Lira2012	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Scot- 10	35
136	forever1267	Aubry- 15	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Scot- 10	35
141	NearlyNina	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	34
141	Kevin	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	Peter- 10	34
141	KeepCalmAndHodorOn	Anna- 11	Darnell- 0	Liz- 5	Michele- 18	34
144	ZC7	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 16	Liz- 5	33
145	WelldressedEvil	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 12	Jennifer- 1	Peter- 10	32
145	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	32
145	Ryan Deschamp	Alecia- 4	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Nick- 22	32
148	DrVanNostrand	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Peter- 10	31
148	fransesqua	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 15	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	31
150	Boooourns	Aubry- 15	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	30
151	George	Cydney- 12	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	28
152	corndogshuffle	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	27
152	ExtraLargePelican	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Scot- 10	27

Champions League

All hail the king! Saturday Night Palsy is simply unstoppable. Why are any of us even still trying at this point? His 7-point lead last week has only grown into a 12-point lead, and that trend will definitely continue unabated. I’ve already started engraving his name on the Champions League trophy that doesn’t exist.

Turgid Legume is the one who feels the pain from Neal’s infected wound this week, and my team has dropped into 5th place, just outside of the four guaranteed returnee spots.

Outcast League

After lingering just out of first place for weeks, the Praying Mantis alliance has struck. Diego Armando drops to second place, and Kemper Boyd pulls into the lead. But the Praying Mantises (Manti?) also take an L, as Ms. Woozah loses Neal.