Absence surely made the heart grow fonder, but fantasy scores are back this week.

You know who is disappointed that Sunday and Will are gone? Almost no one, from a fantasy perspective. But since we’re also covering last week, I should note that many people felt the sting of Zeke being voted out.

Individual scoring table

Since there were no updated standings last week, we’ll start with last week’s action:

Adam gets 4 points for the immunity win, Jay 2 points for the reward win.

Adam, David, Hannah, Ken, and Will get 2 points for voting out Zeke. Will voting for Zeke prevents Adam from getting points for successfully playing his idol. Womp womp.

This week, Jay and Ken each receive 4 points for individual immunity wins.

Adam, Bret, David, Hannah, Ken, and Sunday get 2 points for voting out Willie Big Moves in the first 30 minutes. Adam, David, Hannah, and Ken get 2 points for voting out Bronzed Minnesotan Sunday in the second 30 minutes.

 

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Ep 14	Total
Adam	2	0	2	5	2	1	3	5	2	3	0	6	4	27	62
Bret	1	2	0	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	2	27
CeCe	0	2	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Chris	1	2	0	1	1	3	4	5	3	0	0	0	0	0	20
David	1	5	1	6	4	3	4	5	3	6	1	2	4	8	53
Figgy	2	1	2	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Hannah	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	5	2	3	0	2	4	6	37
Jay	2	1	2	2	3	7	2	3	2	0	4	2	4	2	36
Jessica	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	2	2	0	0	0	0	20
Ken	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	7	2	0	2	8	17	52
Lucy	1	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Mari	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Michaela	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	15
Michelle	2	1	2	2	1	3	4	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	18
Paul	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Rachel	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sunday	1	2	1	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	0	26
Taylor	2	1	2	2	2	0	3	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	16
Will	2	1	2	2	3	4	2	7	2	2	0	2	0	0	29
Zeke	2	0	2	2	1	3	4	5	2	3	1	0	0	0	25

Pick-4 League

Current leader Sneaky Sneaky is now a virtual lock to make next season’s Champions League, with a 20-point lead over 5th place. (Reminder: The top four highest scorers in Pick-4 get promoted to Champions League next season.)

Congrats to young Malcolm is my Copilot, the last person with a fully intact team. That team is currently sitting in second place, just ahead of another person who deserves congratulations: the recently engaged HectorTheWellEndowed.

Apologies to Hornacek, who jumped into next-to-last place by virtue of Sunday’s two points from this episode. Hornacek even fails at being the best at failing.

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	Sneaky Sneaky	Adam- 35	David- 45	Ken- 35	Zeke- 25	140
2	Malcolm is my Copilot	Adam- 35	Hannah- 31	Jay- 34	Ken- 35	135
3	HectorTheWellEndowed	David- 45	Hannah- 31	Jay- 34	Michaela- 15	125
4	Lira2012	Adam- 35	Ken- 35	Will- 29	Zeke- 25	124
5	Rippert	Adam- 35	David- 45	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	120
6	ExtraLargePelican	Adam- 35	David- 45	Jessica- 20	Michelle- 18	118
6	MegaPrime	Chris- 20	Jay- 34	Ken- 35	Will- 29	118
8	Diego Armando	Adam- 35	Hannah- 31	Sunday- 26	Zeke- 25	117
8	PurpleTally	Hannah- 31	Ken- 35	Sunday- 26	Zeke- 25	117
10	Barbara Anderson	David- 45	Hannah- 31	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	116
10	Survivor Stick	Adam- 35	Cece- 5	David- 45	Hannah- 31	116
12	doctor wu	Adam- 35	Jessica- 20	Ken- 35	Zeke- 25	115
12	Birdie	Hannah- 31	Jay- 34	Ken- 35	Michaela- 15	115
14	Survivor Central	Adam- 35	David- 45	Figgy- 9	Zeke- 25	114
15	CountBulletsula	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Sunday- 26	Zeke- 25	111
15	AubrysWinnersEdit	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Zeke- 25	111
15	Disgruntled Goat	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	111
15	CasualFan	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Ken- 35	Zeke- 25	111
15	Kingoftonga	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Ken- 35	Zeke- 25	111
20	Kate	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Jay- 34	110
20	macontosh2000	Hannah- 31	Ken- 35	Michaela- 15	Will- 29	110
22	Ine	Adam- 35	David- 45	Mari- 2	Sunday- 26	108
23	Kate Weaver	David- 45	Hannah- 31	Mari- 2	Will- 29	107
23	Saturday Night Palsy	David- 45	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	107
25	HBO CEO of Tits	Adam- 35	Hannah- 31	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	106
26	Jared Holland	Chris- 20	David- 45	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	105
26	Maulik Shah	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	Zeke- 25	105
26	turgid_legume	Adam- 35	Cece- 5	David- 45	Jessica- 20	105
29	Ryan Deschamp	Figgy- 9	Jay- 34	Ken- 35	Sunday- 26	104
30	the sky is falling	David- 45	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	Zeke- 25	103
30	DrVanNostrand	Jay- 34	Ken- 35	Michelle- 18	Taylor- 16	103
32	Ispeakllama	Adam- 35	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Taylor- 16	102
33	Scarlett3639	Bret- 25	David- 45	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 26	101
33	SirLiveAlot	David- 45	Hannah- 31	Rachel- 0	Zeke- 25	101
35	aj hiller	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	Jessica- 20	100
35	Crom Deluise	Bret- 25	Jay- 34	Michaela- 15	Sunday- 26	100
35	MsFjordstone	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Jay- 34	Michaela- 15	100
35	phile	Adam- 35	Jay- 34	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	100
39	forever1267	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	Will- 29	Zeke- 25	99
40	BananaGrub	Jessica- 20	Ken- 35	Michelle- 18	Zeke- 25	98
41	Jake Armes	Adam- 35	David- 45	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	97
41	Anonymoose	David- 45	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	97
41	Purple Rock Matt	Adam- 35	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	97
44	davidthemailman	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Zeke- 25	96
44	Bieber Fever	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	96
44	Colbster2	David- 45	Figgy- 9	Sunday- 26	Taylor- 16	96
44	ryell-00	Figgy- 9	Jay- 34	Ken- 35	Michelle- 18	96
48	Duke Silver Trio	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	95
48	Only Here for the Animals	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Michelle- 18	Sunday- 26	95
48	Prom King	Jessica- 20	Ken- 35	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	95
51	Crappy	Chris- 20	Jay- 34	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	94
51	MainstoneMoney	Adam- 35	Michelle- 18	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 25	94
51	Random Luck	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Michelle- 18	94
54	Jim	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 31	Ken- 35	Michelle- 18	93
55	David Gade	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	David- 45	Mari- 2	92
55	Violina23	Adam- 35	Jessica- 20	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	92
57	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	91
57	Alycia Swift	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	91
57	Maritimer	Adam- 35	Mari- 2	Will- 29	Zeke- 25	91
57	No Eyes in Blindfold	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	91
57	Dr. Horrible	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Will- 29	Zeke- 25	91
62	K.P. Watershed	Bret- 25	Jay- 34	Mari- 2	Will- 29	90
62	sabina1509	Adam- 35	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 31	Michaela- 15	90
62	Dezbot	Bret- 25	Ken- 35	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 25	90
65	Jenifer Pullman	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Michelle- 18	89
65	steve2013	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Zeke- 25	89
65	vaderdawsn	Jessica- 20	Ken- 35	Lucy- 5	Will- 29	89
65	sharculese	Adam- 35	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Paul- 3	89
69	Max_Jets	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	88
69	Figaro	Adam- 35	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	88
69	Joseph Finn	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	88
72	torchoflaw	Chris- 20	Sunday- 26	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 25	87
72	Dino	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	87
72	Alkanarra	Cece- 5	David- 45	Jay- 34	Paul- 3	87
72	Other Scott	Adam- 35	Jay- 34	Michaela- 15	Paul- 3	87
72	Purple Rock John	Adam- 35	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	87
77	StormofCuteness	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Sunday- 26	Zeke- 25	86
77	Hurleytennis	Chris- 20	Ken- 35	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	86
77	Adli Hanif	Adam- 35	Jay- 34	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	86
80	Puddinsnak1	Bret- 25	Jessica- 20	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	85
81	Mike Hirsch	Bret- 25	Figgy- 9	Ken- 35	Michaela- 15	84
82	Kemper Boyd	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Sunday- 26	83
82	kristanmarie	Adam- 35	Hannah- 31	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	83
84	ShitShow	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	82
84	Survivor Clubb	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	82
84	Zach Attack	Chris- 20	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	82
87	survivor is life	Bret- 25	Mari- 2	Will- 29	Zeke- 25	81
87	gouis	Bret- 25	Jay- 34	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	81
89	Come On In Here	Chris- 20	Jessica- 20	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	80
89	Everyone is someone	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Paul- 3	Sunday- 26	80
91	Ms. Sweaterfan	Chris- 20	Jay- 34	Jessica- 20	Lucy- 5	79
91	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Ken- 35	Michaela- 15	79
93	prettyboyprobst	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	78
93	OneDirection4Life	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Jessica- 20	Paul- 3	78
93	Kent McK	Adam- 35	Mari- 2	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 25	78
93	Untitled Clint Howard Project	Bret- 25	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	78
97	Side Character	Hannah- 31	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Will- 29	77
97	SpicyMayoJaySimpson	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	77
97	fransesqua	Adam- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	77
97	TJ Sass	Adam- 35	Bret- 25	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	77
97	Something Quirky	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	77
97	Wife of John	Adam- 35	Cece- 5	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	77
103	rygel	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 25	76
103	Purple Rock Emma	Jay- 34	Ken- 35	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	76
105	Toneloke	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michelle- 18	75
106	True Alainer	Bret- 25	Figgy- 9	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	74
106	Robothouse	Adam- 35	Cece- 5	Lucy- 5	Will- 29	74
108	jersey_luck	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Michaela- 15	Will- 29	73
108	EmAndScoutInBK	Hannah- 31	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	73
108	WelldressedEvil	Hannah- 31	Ken- 35	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	73
111	annie	Bret- 25	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	72
111	Jacob Buck	Adam- 35	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	72
111	this bear is tops blooby	Chris- 20	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	72
114	Jacob SW	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Will- 29	Zeke- 25	71
114	Zchong	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 31	Mari- 2	Will- 29	71
114	Audrey Ratajack	Adam- 35	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	71
117	imredjimmy	Adam- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	70
117	AlisaShorty	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	70
119	Dutch	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	Taylor- 16	69
120	Cah	Chris- 20	Hannah- 31	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	68
120	tocantins	Hannah- 31	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	68
120	NearlyNina	Adam- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	68
120	Peachykeene	Ken- 35	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	68
124	Chris Diorio	Chris- 20	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	67
124	Roswulf	Adam- 35	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	67
124	Crystal Lynne	Ken- 35	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 25	67
127	m0nit0rman	Cece- 5	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 31	65
128	indescribable hat	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	Sunday- 26	Taylor- 16	64
129	Boooourns	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 25	63
130	nipi ipin	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	62
130	corndogshuffle	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	62
130	TimInSoCal	Adam- 35	Cece- 5	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	62
133	Barrett Vandiver	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 25	59
134	Purple Rock Mark	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 25	58
135	Black Dynamite	Chris- 20	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	57
136	Anndré Bressan	Michaela- 15	Rachel- 0	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 25	56
136	Sad Lil	Cece- 5	Jessica- 20	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 26	56
136	bassmanxvi	Bret- 25	Figgy- 9	Jessica- 20	Mari- 2	56
136	dig doug	Cece- 5	Jay- 34	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	56
140	Panda	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	53
141	Ms_Woozah	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	51
142	TheForRealDeal	Bret- 25	Cece- 5	Mari- 2	Michelle- 18	50
143	Ethan Kyle	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 25	47
144	Hornacek	Cece- 5	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Sunday- 26	42
145	Shambo	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Paul- 3	Taylor- 16	41

Champions League

This one is essentially over before the finale. Barring a dominant David victory involving challenge wins or a shutout at final tribal council, Salem Witch Trials survivor Barbara Anderson is this season’s Champions League winner. I may have been premature in having the trophy engraved with my name as winner. Oops.

Diego Armando, TiminSoCal, and I all had our teams finished off by the eliminations from the past two weeks.

Mark is essentially a lock to return to Champions League next season, since he’d need all three remaining teams below him to pass him in the finale. Macontosh2000, Saturday Night Palsy, m0nit0rman, and I are all battling for the two remaining automatic slots in next season’s Champions League.

Outcast League

Emma is your leader, with 69 points.

Nice.

As a reminder, the top two finishers in this league will move up to Champions League next season.