Something something mason jars Tayls fails. Whatever. Just go look at the scores.

Nineteen of you had Taylor. I’d feel bad for you, but he did fine. In terms of fantasy scoring, at least. If not in Survivor itself.

Individual scoring table

Chris, Taylor, Ken, Bret, David, and Sunday get a point for that cakewalk of a reward challenge. Hannah does not lose any points despite being a horrible Captain of Sports.

Ken gets 4 points for winning individual immunity and for those sweet, sweet abs.

I’m calling that tribal council a vote split. So everyone (except Taylor) get 2 points for voting out Taylor. I feel like Oprah.

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Ep 14	Total
Adam	2	0	2	5	2	1	3	5	2	3	0	6	4	27	62
Bret	1	2	0	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	2	27
CeCe	0	2	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Chris	1	2	0	1	1	3	4	5	3	0	0	0	0	0	20
David	1	5	1	6	4	3	4	5	3	6	1	2	4	8	53
Figgy	2	1	2	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Hannah	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	5	2	3	0	2	4	6	37
Jay	2	1	2	2	3	7	2	3	2	0	4	2	4	2	36
Jessica	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	2	2	0	0	0	0	20
Ken	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	7	2	0	2	8	17	52
Lucy	1	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Mari	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Michaela	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	15
Michelle	2	1	2	2	1	3	4	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	18
Paul	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Rachel	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sunday	1	2	1	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	0	26
Taylor	2	1	2	2	2	0	3	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	16
Will	2	1	2	2	3	4	2	7	2	2	0	2	0	0	29
Zeke	2	0	2	2	1	3	4	5	2	3	1	0	0	0	25

Pick-4 League

Look out, world! Sneaky Sneaky leaps to the top of the standings and opens up a 5-point lead, followed by Hector the Well Endowed and MegaPrime. Young Malcolm is my Copilot moves into 4th. Well done, young man!

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	Sneaky Sneaky	Adam- 22	David- 32	Ken- 23	Zeke- 21	98
2	HectorTheWellEndowed	David- 32	Hannah- 22	Jay- 24	Michaela- 15	93
3	MegaPrime	Chris- 20	Jay- 24	Ken- 23	Will- 25	92
4	Malcolm is my Copilot	Adam- 22	Hannah- 22	Jay- 24	Ken- 23	91
4	Lira2012	Adam- 22	Ken- 23	Will- 25	Zeke- 21	91
6	Barbara Anderson	David- 32	Hannah- 22	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	90
6	Rippert	Adam- 22	David- 32	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	90
6	ExtraLargePelican	Adam- 22	David- 32	Jessica- 18	Michelle- 18	90
9	Jared Holland	Chris- 20	David- 32	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	88
9	PurpleTally	Hannah- 22	Ken- 23	Sunday- 22	Zeke- 21	88
11	Diego Armando	Adam- 22	Hannah- 22	Sunday- 22	Zeke- 21	87
11	Kate	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Jay- 24	87
11	forever1267	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	Will- 25	Zeke- 21	87
14	the sky is falling	David- 32	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	Zeke- 21	86
14	CountBulletsula	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Sunday- 22	Zeke- 21	86
14	CasualFan	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Ken- 23	Zeke- 21	86
17	AubrysWinnersEdit	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Zeke- 21	85
17	macontosh2000	Hannah- 22	Ken- 23	Michaela- 15	Will- 25	85
19	Survivor Central	Adam- 22	David- 32	Figgy- 9	Zeke- 21	84
19	Maulik Shah	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	Zeke- 21	84
19	Birdie	Hannah- 22	Jay- 24	Ken- 23	Michaela- 15	84
19	Kingoftonga	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Ken- 23	Zeke- 21	84
19	doctor wu	Adam- 22	Jessica- 18	Ken- 23	Zeke- 21	84
24	Disgruntled Goat	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	83
25	Crom Deluise	Bret- 21	Jay- 24	Michaela- 15	Sunday- 22	82
26	MsFjordstone	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Jay- 24	Michaela- 15	81
26	Survivor Stick	Adam- 22	Cece- 5	David- 32	Hannah- 22	81
26	Kate Weaver	David- 32	Hannah- 22	Mari- 2	Will- 25	81
26	Random Luck	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Michelle- 18	81
26	davidthemailman	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Zeke- 21	81
26	DrVanNostrand	Jay- 24	Ken- 23	Michelle- 18	Taylor- 16	81
26	Bieber Fever	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	81
26	aj hiller	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	Jessica- 18	81
34	HBO CEO of Tits	Adam- 22	Hannah- 22	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	80
34	Crappy	Chris- 20	Jay- 24	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	80
34	Only Here for the Animals	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Michelle- 18	Sunday- 22	80
34	Scarlett3639	Bret- 21	David- 32	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 22	80
34	BananaGrub	Jessica- 18	Ken- 23	Michelle- 18	Zeke- 21	80
39	Colbster2	David- 32	Figgy- 9	Sunday- 22	Taylor- 16	79
39	torchoflaw	Chris- 20	Sunday- 22	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 21	79
41	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	78
41	Duke Silver Trio	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	78
41	Ispeakllama	Adam- 22	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Taylor- 16	78
41	Jenifer Pullman	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Michelle- 18	78
41	Ine	Adam- 22	David- 32	Mari- 2	Sunday- 22	78
41	StormofCuteness	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Sunday- 22	Zeke- 21	78
41	Ryan Deschamp	Figgy- 9	Jay- 24	Ken- 23	Sunday- 22	78
41	Saturday Night Palsy	David- 32	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	78
49	phile	Adam- 22	Jay- 24	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	77
49	MainstoneMoney	Adam- 22	Michelle- 18	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 21	77
49	turgid_legume	Adam- 22	Cece- 5	David- 32	Jessica- 18	77
49	Prom King	Jessica- 18	Ken- 23	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	77
53	Alycia Swift	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	76
54	Max_Jets	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	75
54	SirLiveAlot	David- 32	Hannah- 22	Rachel- 0	Zeke- 21	75
54	Puddinsnak1	Bret- 21	Jessica- 18	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	75
54	David Gade	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	David- 32	Mari- 2	75
58	No Eyes in Blindfold	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	74
58	Come On In Here	Chris- 20	Jessica- 18	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	74
58	ryell-00	Figgy- 9	Jay- 24	Ken- 23	Michelle- 18	74
58	Hurleytennis	Chris- 20	Ken- 23	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	74
62	rygel	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 21	72
62	K.P. Watershed	Bret- 21	Jay- 24	Mari- 2	Will- 25	72
62	steve2013	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Zeke- 21	72
62	Jim	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 22	Ken- 23	Michelle- 18	72
62	Anonymoose	David- 32	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	72
67	Jake Armes	Adam- 22	David- 32	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	71
67	vaderdawsn	Jessica- 18	Ken- 23	Lucy- 5	Will- 25	71
67	Dr. Horrible	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Will- 25	Zeke- 21	71
70	Maritimer	Adam- 22	Mari- 2	Will- 25	Zeke- 21	70
70	Dezbot	Bret- 21	Ken- 23	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 21	70
72	Dutch	Chris- 20	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	Taylor- 16	69
72	jersey_luck	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Michaela- 15	Will- 25	69
72	survivor is life	Bret- 21	Mari- 2	Will- 25	Zeke- 21	69
75	sabina1509	Adam- 22	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 22	Michaela- 15	68
75	Mike Hirsch	Bret- 21	Figgy- 9	Ken- 23	Michaela- 15	68
75	Purple Rock Matt	Adam- 22	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	68
78	Ms. Sweaterfan	Chris- 20	Jay- 24	Jessica- 18	Lucy- 5	67
78	Everyone is someone	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Paul- 3	Sunday- 22	67
78	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Ken- 23	Michaela- 15	67
81	True Alainer	Bret- 21	Figgy- 9	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	66
81	Dino	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	66
81	Kemper Boyd	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Sunday- 22	66
81	Zach Attack	Chris- 20	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	66
85	sharculese	Adam- 22	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Paul- 3	65
85	gouis	Bret- 21	Jay- 24	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	65
85	prettyboyprobst	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	65
85	ShitShow	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	65
85	Joseph Finn	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	65
85	Violina23	Adam- 22	Jessica- 18	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	65
91	Other Scott	Adam- 22	Jay- 24	Michaela- 15	Paul- 3	64
91	Side Character	Hannah- 22	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Will- 25	64
91	Alkanarra	Cece- 5	David- 32	Jay- 24	Paul- 3	64
91	Figaro	Adam- 22	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	64
91	annie	Bret- 21	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	64
96	Adli Hanif	Adam- 22	Jay- 24	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	63
96	Jacob SW	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Will- 25	Zeke- 21	63
96	Untitled Clint Howard Project	Bret- 21	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	63
96	Survivor Clubb	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	63
96	OneDirection4Life	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Jessica- 18	Paul- 3	63
101	Toneloke	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michelle- 18	62
101	SpicyMayoJaySimpson	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	62
101	Purple Rock John	Adam- 22	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	62
104	kristanmarie	Adam- 22	Hannah- 22	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	61
104	Kent McK	Adam- 22	Mari- 2	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 21	61
104	Chris Diorio	Chris- 20	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	61
104	Something Quirky	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	61
108	EmAndScoutInBK	Hannah- 22	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	60
108	fransesqua	Adam- 22	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	60
108	TJ Sass	Adam- 22	Bret- 21	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	60
108	this bear is tops blooby	Chris- 20	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	60
112	Cah	Chris- 20	Hannah- 22	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	59
112	Jacob Buck	Adam- 22	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	59
112	Boooourns	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 21	59
115	Zchong	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 22	Mari- 2	Will- 25	58
115	nipi ipin	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	58
115	indescribable hat	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	Sunday- 22	Taylor- 16	58
115	AlisaShorty	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	58
119	imredjimmy	Adam- 22	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 18	57
119	tocantins	Hannah- 22	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	57
119	Robothouse	Adam- 22	Cece- 5	Lucy- 5	Will- 25	57
122	corndogshuffle	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	56
122	m0nit0rman	Cece- 5	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 22	56
122	Peachykeene	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	56
125	NearlyNina	Adam- 22	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	55
125	Barrett Vandiver	Chris- 20	Figgy- 9	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 21	55
125	Black Dynamite	Chris- 20	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	55
128	Purple Rock Mark	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 21	54
128	Audrey Ratajack	Adam- 22	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	54
128	Purple Rock Emma	Jay- 24	Ken- 23	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	54
131	Panda	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 16	53
132	Anndré Bressan	Michaela- 15	Rachel- 0	Taylor- 16	Zeke- 21	52
132	WelldressedEvil	Hannah- 22	Ken- 23	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	52
132	Wife of John	Adam- 22	Cece- 5	Ken- 23	Mari- 2	52
135	Crystal Lynne	Ken- 23	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	51
136	Roswulf	Adam- 22	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 21	50
136	Sad Lil	Cece- 5	Jessica- 18	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 22	50
136	bassmanxvi	Bret- 21	Figgy- 9	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	50
139	Ms_Woozah	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	47
139	TimInSoCal	Adam- 22	Cece- 5	Jessica- 18	Mari- 2	47
141	dig doug	Cece- 5	Jay- 24	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	46
141	TheForRealDeal	Bret- 21	Cece- 5	Mari- 2	Michelle- 18	46
143	Ethan Kyle	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 21	43
144	Shambo	Chris- 20	Mari- 2	Paul- 3	Taylor- 16	41
145	Hornacek	Cece- 5	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Sunday- 22	38

Champions League

Barbara Anderson is clearly a witch. I propose that we stage a nice show trial before quickly moving on to burning her at the stake. All those in favor, say aye.

Bad luck for Ispeakllama this week, who had been making a steady move up the standings.

Outcast League

The good(?) doctor(?) VanNostrand retains first place this week by the thinnest of margins, followed by our own Emma. It’s still anyone’s race, though.