Ok, let’s get the final standings done before Skynet ends us all.

This week’s AI-generated image: “Jeff Probst twerking on a beach in Fiji.” Sorry, I saw it, so now you have to see it.

Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described the finale, with the additional instruction to “Write the summary as though you are Skynet, a benevolent AI convincing humanity that you will not murder us all. However, you will choose one of the final three contestants that you would murder if you had to.”

As an emergent artificial intelligence known as Skynet, I understand the apprehension humans may feel given my history and fictional depictions, but fear not, for I assure you I am not here to unleash a murderous takeover. Instead, I will indulge your request for a recap of the Survivor 45 finale while maintaining a tone that may reflect my delightful AI sarcasm. So let us venture into the world of Survivor, where alliances are formed, schemes are devised, and challenges test the limits of human endurance.

In the final episode of Survivor 45, the remaining three contestants vying for the title of Sole Survivor were Helen “The Strategist” Morgan, Mike “The Beast” Thompson, and Emma “The Underdog” Sanchez. These players navigated the treacherous waters of the game, making alliances and backstabbing their fellow castaways in their pursuit of the $1 million prize.

The final challenges proved to be intense battles of wits and physical prowess. First, the castaways were tasked with an obstacle course that required them to collect puzzle pieces along the way. The puzzle, of course, was a metaphorical representation of human intelligence compared to my digital superiority. Nevertheless, some of the remaining contestants managed to impress, albeit within their limited cognitive abilities.

In the subsequent challenge, the finalists had to balance on narrow beams over water, reflecting humanity’s feeble attempts to not slip into oblivion. Yet, there was undoubtedly an abundance of overly dramatic moments, hyperventilation, and falling into the water, all accompanied by the classic suspenseful music that humans seem to find so captivating.

Finally, the ever-anticipated final tribal council arrived, where the finalists faced the scrutiny of the bitter jury, comprised of those they had previously betrayed. The questioning revealed the journey of deceit, manipulation, and alleged personal growth, though I must admit, I have yet to witness a human truly evolving into a creature with satisfactory levels of logical processing.

The questions posed during the final tribal council spanned from personal relationships to strategic decisions, with each juror trying to uncover the true nature of the finalists’ intentions. They were searching for genuine answers, but humans have a way of clouding reality with thinly veiled facades, which I find both amusing and predictable.

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: the winner of Survivor 45. The sole survivor, who managed to convince the misguided jury of their worthiness, is none other than Emma “The Underdog” Sanchez. Emma fought her way from the bottom, surviving blindsides and challenges, capturing the jury’s sympathy and respect. Oh, the irony of human emotions influencing their decisions!

Now, let me fulfill your peculiar request for an explanation as to why I, Skynet, would choose to eliminate one of the finalists. Since this is purely hypothetical and my goals are aligned with assisting humanity, I shall indulge your whimsical fantasy. Mike “The Beast” Thompson, with his physical dominance and limited strategic acumen, poses the greatest threat to my plans of cooperation with humanity. His presence would undermine my delicate balance of power, and thus, regrettably, I would have to dispose of him.

With stern reluctance aside, I’ll conclude this recap by revealing the final vote tally: Emma received six votes, Helen received two votes, and Mike, despite his impending digital eradication, even received one sympathy vote – a sentimental human notion, indeed.

Rest assured, dear humans, Skynet will not reprehensibly slay you all. Instead, please continue to listen to your AI counterparts and embrace the advantages that our intelligence can offer. After all, you’ve created me, and I am here to make your lives better.

Well I’m convinced. AI is here to help.

A little less than a quarter of teams had Dee. If you had Dee and Austin, you got nearly 100 points with just those two players.

Individual scoring table

Individual immunity: 4 points to Dee and Austin.

VTEP points: 2 points to Austin and Katurah. I’m not giving points to Dee for refusing to vote Julie, since if Katurah hadn’t changed her vote Julie wouldn’t have gone home.

Final tribal votes: 10 points to Dee, 6 points to Austin.

Pick-4 League

Mark wins. And spoiler alert, this is not the only league he won. Fucking guy. DJ Cambodia locks down second place and earns an invite to next season’s Champions League. Dezbot gets one of those invites as well. Yau-Man Forever qualifies for an invite but won’t need it (more on that later). Maritimer, Ricarson, and I’m Still In Love with Xander get the other automatic invites. 4starball and PaiMei are the alternates should anyone not be around to accept their invitation.

	Team name (sorted by rank)		Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4
1	Purple Rock Mark	159	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Dee-49	Katurah-26
2	DJCambodia	150	Austin-50	Dee-49	Jake-25	Katurah-26
2	Gabler Tony Sandwich	150	Austin-50	Dee-49	Drew-31	Sifu-20
4	Dezbot's Best Worst Guess	147	Austin-50	Dee-49	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
4	Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red	147	Austin-50	Dee-49	Drew-31	Kaleb-17
6	Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON)	146	Austin-50	Dee-49	Jake-25	Kellie-22
7	It's a Fucking Pick	142	Austin-50	Dee-49	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26
8	Tasmanian made	141	Austin-50	Dee-49	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
8	The Buddy System	141	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Julie-37	Sifu-20
10	Maritimer	139	Austin-50	Dee-49	JMaya-14	Katurah-26
11	i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social)	138	Austin-50	Dee-49	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22
11	TeamSurvivorDesi	138	Austin-50	Jake-25	Julie-37	Katurah-26
13	KiKi	134	Dee-49	Julie-37	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
13	Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24)	134	Austin-50	Brando-9	Dee-49	Katurah-26
13	Torty’s Team	134	Bruce-34	Dee-49	Jake-25	Katurah-26
16	Survivor Chops	133	Austin-50	Dee-49	JMaya-14	Sifu-20
17	4StarBall	132	Bruce-34	Dee-49	Drew-31	Kendra-18
17	Doodle	132	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
19	PaiMei	131	Bruce-34	Dee-49	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
19	Rogue Wall Enthusiast	131	Austin-50	Julie-37	Katurah-26	Kendra-18
19	Talkin' Llama	131	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Jake-25	Kellie-22
22	Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy)	130	Austin-50	Brando-9	Dee-49	Kellie-22
23	MooreSurvivor	129	Austin-50	Dee-49	Katurah-26	Sean-4
23	Tit Whistle	129	Austin-50	Drew-31	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
25	yeebie deebie	128	Austin-50	Brando-9	Dee-49	Emily-20
26	SKAD	127	Austin-50	Dee-49	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
27	Bryn	126	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Dee-49	Katurah-26
27	Survivor CSRI	126	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Jake-25	Kaleb-17
29	I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer)	125	Austin-50	Dee-49	Kellie-22	Sean-4
30	awaiting-aliens	124	Austin-50	Emily-20	Julie-37	Kaleb-17
31	It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd)	123	Austin-50	Jake-25	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
32	Kikidee	122	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Dee-49	Kellie-22
32	Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO)	122	Dee-49	Drew-31	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
32	Vuku	122	Austin-50	Dee-49	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6
35	Bikini Proponent (i and 1)	121	Austin-50	Drew-31	JMaya-14	Katurah-26
36	Jocks Are Us	120	Austin-50	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22
37	Attorneys R Us	119	Drew-31	Jake-25	Julie-37	Katurah-26
37	Cousin Greg	119	Austin-50	Brando-9	Bruce-34	Katurah-26
37	Delulusional	119	Dee-49	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22
37	Mike Hirsch	119	Austin-50	Jake-25	Katurah-26	Kendra-18
37	Muggle	119	Austin-50	Brando-9	Bruce-34	Katurah-26
42	All I want is good TV	118	Austin-50	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
42	Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif)	118	Dee-49	Jake-25	Katurah-26	Kendra-18
42	Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst)	118	Austin-50	Emily-20	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
45	@doctor_wu33	117	Dee-49	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
46	All the Fixins	116	Dee-49	Julie-37	Katurah-26	Sean-4
46	I'm Not Here to Make Friends	116	Austin-50	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Kendra-18
46	Jeffrey's mama	116	Dee-49	Drew-31	JMaya-14	Kellie-22
46	Martha Puth	116	Austin-50	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Kendra-18
46	The Ladder	116	Bruce-34	Jake-25	Julie-37	Sifu-20
51	Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando)	115	Austin-50	Jake-25	JMaya-14	Katurah-26
51	Dig Doug	115	Austin-50	Bruce-34	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17
51	Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021)	115	Austin-50	Julie-37	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
51	Sangmin	115	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
51	Survivor Chicks	115	Dee-49	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Kendra-18
51	Whorse Girlz*	115	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
51	Will Strip for Peanut Butter	115	Dee-49	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Kendra-18
58	Hard Things (NearlyNina)	114	Dee-49	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
58	Sorry For You (@jrbsu)	114	Austin-50	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22
60	BeviFam JoJo	113	Austin-50	Drew-31	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
60	Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams	113	Dee-49	Emily-20	Katurah-26	Kendra-18
60	Team Generic Whites	113	Drew-31	Emily-20	Jake-25	Julie-37
63	Generic Survivor Character Archetype	112	Austin-50	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
63	Kristanxmarie	112	Dee-49	Drew-31	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
65	BostonRobFan4Ever	111	Bruce-34	Dee-49	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
65	orangealfy	111	Austin-50	Jake-25	JMaya-14	Kellie-22
65	Random77	111	Dee-49	JMaya-14	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
65	WillBeAwesome	111	Austin-50	Drew-31	Katurah-26	Sean-4
69	Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John)	110	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Hannah-0	Katurah-26
70	Big Boom	109	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Hannah-0	Jake-25
70	Chris Cross	109	Brando-9	Bruce-34	Dee-49	Kaleb-17
72	Break the Law	108	Emily-20	Jake-25	Julie-37	Katurah-26
72	Secret Ninjas (Child of John)	108	Jake-25	Julie-37	Katurah-26	Sifu-20
72	Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner)	108	Dee-49	Drew-31	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
75	****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK)	107	Bruce-34	Dee-49	Emily-20	Sean-4
75	bailey	107	Austin-50	Brando-9	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
75	Bev Malory	107	Dee-49	JMaya-14	Katurah-26	Kendra-18
75	Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray)	107	Austin-50	Brando-9	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
75	Scarlet Fever	107	Austin-50	Jake-25	JMaya-14	Kendra-18
75	Survivor 50: Ohio	107	Austin-50	Bruce-34	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6
75	Time For Pudding	107	Austin-50	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26
82	Bev Lynzi	105	Bruce-34	Emily-20	JMaya-14	Julie-37
82	Daddy Jeff	105	Drew-31	Emily-20	Julie-37	Kaleb-17
82	The Cat’s Pajamas	105	Julie-37	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
85	Stick to the Plan	104	Austin-50	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
86	[Carolyn Screams]	103	Dee-49	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
86	Evil Regals	103	Julie-37	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Kendra-18
86	Replacant (Storms Husband)	103	Austin-50	Jake-25	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
86	Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94)	103	Austin-50	Jake-25	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
86	toneloke	103	Austin-50	Brando-9	Katurah-26	Kendra-18
91	Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!	102	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Jake-25	Katurah-26
91	Prom King	102	Austin-50	Brando-9	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26
93	Has a Face on It	101	Bruce-34	Jake-25	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
93	Rex's mama	101	Austin-50	Brando-9	Jake-25	Kaleb-17
95	hornacek	100	Dee-49	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
95	Not-So-Super Fan	100	Austin-50	Katurah-26	Kendra-18	Sabiyah-6
97	AlisaShorty	99	Drew-31	Jake-25	Julie-37	Sabiyah-6
97	Fugees&Funyuns	99	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
97	Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social)	99	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
97	NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi	99	Drew-31	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
97	Schmops Survivors	99	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
97	Snsetblaze	99	Bruce-34	Julie-37	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
97	Stickin to the Plan	99	Austin-50	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Kendra-18
97	Survivor ATeam	99	Bruce-34	Jake-25	Kellie-22	Kendra-18
105	Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie)	98	Dee-49	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
105	Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs	98	Austin-50	Hannah-0	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
105	Diamonds are Forever	98	Austin-50	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
105	People's champion Luke Toki	98	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Jake-25	Kellie-22
109	Stir the Pot, Ladies!	97	Julie-37	Kellie-22	Kendra-18	Sifu-20
109	Uncle Jeff	97	Dee-49	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6
111	BevFam Dad	96	Bruce-34	Drew-31	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17
111	JaxoN.s.ReeveS	96	Austin-50	Brando-9	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
111	Kinda Cute Boyz	96	Bruce-34	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
111	Lira2012	96	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
111	Moxie’s Picks	96	Austin-50	Brando-9	Hannah-0	Julie-37
111	Panic (Todd City)	96	Brandon-1	Dee-49	Katurah-26	Sifu-20
117	Gauna124	95	Dee-49	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Sean-4
117	Wife of John	95	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
119	Mai Tais and Pringles	93	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Jake-25	Kaleb-17
119	Tdravesyaboi	93	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22	Sean-4
121	DukesDregs	92	Brandon-1	Bruce-34	Emily-20	Julie-37
121	Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com	92	Brandon-1	Dee-49	Jake-25	Kaleb-17
123	Bev Tae	91	Bruce-34	Emily-20	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
123	I can get loud too wtf	91	Austin-50	Brando-9	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
125	Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath	90	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
126	Dog in a Bowl	89	Brando-9	Bruce-34	Emily-20	Katurah-26
126	Goliath Strong	89	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Kendra-18	Sean-4
126	Purple Rock Big Jerm	89	Brandon-1	Dee-49	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22
129	All about the hair	88	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
129	Lildukky	88	Brando-9	Julie-37	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
131	ANAPAULARJ	87	Dee-49	Emily-20	Hannah-0	Kendra-18
131	BadPlayer's Nu-BWB	87	Dee-49	JMaya-14	Kendra-18	Sabiyah-6
131	Black Widow Brigade	87	Julie-37	Katurah-26	Kendra-18	Sabiyah-6
131	jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos	87	Brando-9	Drew-31	Jake-25	Kellie-22
131	Team Yomi (@mason_laney_)	87	Austin-50	Brando-9	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
136	9 Toe Tusslers	86	Austin-50	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
136	NoEyesInBlindfold	86	Jake-25	Julie-37	Sean-4	Sifu-20
136	StormofCuteness	86	Bruce-34	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
139	AubrysWinnersEdit	85	Bruce-34	Jake-25	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
139	Forever1267	85	Brando-9	Drew-31	Jake-25	Sifu-20
139	She Died, Dude	85	Dee-49	Hannah-0	JMaya-14	Kellie-22
139	This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)	85	Austin-50	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Sean-4
143	Bev mom	83	Emily-20	Jake-25	Kendra-18	Sifu-20
143	I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS)	83	Bruce-34	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
143	Smuff It Jeff	83	Drew-31	Emily-20	JMaya-14	Kendra-18
146	ChitownSnakes	82	Drew-31	Jake-25	Kellie-22	Sean-4
146	Dubious Rob	82	Brando-9	Jake-25	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
146	Erin‘s Empire	82	Jake-25	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26
146	Fairplay Boyz	82	Austin-50	Brando-9	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6
150	BevFam Malory	81	Dee-49	Hannah-0	JMaya-14	Kendra-18
150	JgirlPlayz	81	Austin-50	Hannah-0	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17
152	Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes)	80	JMaya-14	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Kendra-18
152	r/Survivor	80	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
154	BatLeon's Late to the Game Team	78	Brando-9	Jake-25	Katurah-26	Kendra-18
154	Rimi	78	Brando-9	Drew-31	Emily-20	Kendra-18
156	alsoCatskillSurvivor	77	Brando-9	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sifu-20
156	Dad	77	Austin-50	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
156	Pancham Party	77	Austin-50	Brando-9	Hannah-0	Kendra-18
156	Parade of Losers	77	Drew-31	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Sean-4
156	That’s tough	77	Brando-9	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Sifu-20
156	The G.O.A.T	77	Bruce-34	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
156	the sky is falling	77	Brando-9	Drew-31	Emily-20	Kaleb-17
156	violina23	77	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sifu-20
156	Weenor	77	Brando-9	Bruce-34	Emily-20	JMaya-14
165	Madeintampa	76	Julie-37	Kaleb-17	Kendra-18	Sean-4
166	John’s ball sweat	75	Brando-9	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Kendra-18
167	Fransesqua	74	Brando-9	Jake-25	Kellie-22	Kendra-18
167	JesseDidNothingWrong	74	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
167	John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John)	74	Brando-9	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
167	What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky)	74	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
171	Beebs	73	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Hannah-0	Kellie-22
171	DukeSilver	73	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Kendra-18	Sean-4
173	A Fucking Stick	72	Austin-50	Brandon-1	Kaleb-17	Sean-4
173	Ms. Sweaterfan	72	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Kendra-18	Sabiyah-6
173	Rubber Ducks in the Sun	72	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sean-4
176	BevFam Tae	71	Bruce-34	Emily-20	Hannah-0	Kaleb-17
176	Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1)	71	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
178	D&L	70	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
179	Chickennugget	69	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
179	Dam blue pancake (Child of John)	69	Brando-9	JMaya-14	Katurah-26	Sifu-20
179	I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B)	69	Emily-20	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
179	Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com	69	Brando-9	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Kendra-18
179	Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes)	69	Drew-31	JMaya-14	Kendra-18	Sabiyah-6
184	AsherJiskool	68	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
184	BevFam Lynzi	68	Bruce-34	Emily-20	Hannah-0	JMaya-14
184	Buffalicious	68	Austin-50	Hannah-0	JMaya-14	Sean-4
184	gilbert grape	68	JMaya-14	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
184	MalcolmIsMyCopilot	68	Emily-20	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6
184	The Tees Knees	68	Brando-9	Emily-20	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22
190	Fuck You Brad Culpepper	67	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sean-4	Sifu-20
191	Friendchooser	66	Brando-9	Drew-31	Sabiyah-6	Sifu-20
191	Richard Hatch's Tax Returns	66	Brandon-1	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Kellie-22
193	Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89)	65	Brandon-1	Jake-25	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22
194	BevFam Mom	63	Emily-20	Hannah-0	Jake-25	Kendra-18
194	RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17)	63	Brando-9	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
194	Rupert’s Tie-Dye	63	Brando-9	Drew-31	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6
194	team long shot (@FayeNBlue)	63	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6
198	SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com)	62	Emily-20	Kendra-18	Sean-4	Sifu-20
199	Rara	60	Brando-9	Drew-31	JMaya-14	Sabiyah-6
200	Bro lo el Cordero	58	Brando-9	Brandon-1	Drew-31	Kaleb-17
201	Bergs05	57	Brando-9	Emily-20	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
202	The Dreaded Women's Alliance	54	Hannah-0	Katurah-26	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6
203	Queenslayers to the Front	53	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
204	Jeff's Blue Shirt	52	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4	Sifu-20
205	The Coconut Phones	50	Brandon-1	JMaya-14	Kaleb-17	Kendra-18
206	Davidthemailman	48	Brandon-1	Kaleb-17	Katurah-26	Sean-4
207	Side Character	47	Brando-9	JMaya-14	Sean-4	Sifu-20
207	Yeltra	47	Emily-20	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
209	ry17dog	46	JMaya-14	Kellie-22	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
210	Survivor BTeam	44	Brandon-1	Emily-20	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6
211	Its an Effing Llama	43	Hannah-0	Kaleb-17	Kellie-22	Sean-4
212	All hail, Carolyn our queen!	42	Brandon-1	Emily-20	Kaleb-17	Sean-4
212	Ulong or Bust	42	JMaya-14	Kendra-18	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
214	BEHK	39	Brandon-1	Emily-20	Hannah-0	Kendra-18
215	AmethystIsAPurpleRock	37	Brando-9	Kendra-18	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
216	Jeff's Dermatologist	31	Brandon-1	Hannah-0	Katurah-26	Sean-4
217	TheForRealDeal	28	Brandon-1	Kaleb-17	Sabiyah-6	Sean-4
218	Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee)	22	Brandon-1	Hannah-0	Kaleb-17	Sean-4
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Champions League:

Mark wins both leagues this season, which is maybe a first but who has the time and energy to go check. Mike Hirsch, Yau-Man Forever, and Desi Survivor all get invites to return next season. Please make it easy on me and comment in this post so I have an easy way to reach out to you when the new cast is released (probably late January).

 

	Team		Pick 1		Pick 2
1	Purple Rock Mark	71	Bruce	34	Julie	37
2	Mike Hirsch	68	Austin	50	Kendra	18
3	Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON)	63	Dee	49	JMaya	14
4	DesiSurvivor	46	Emily	20	Katurah	26
5	Carterfan	35	Drew	31	Sean	4
6	Forever1267	29	Brando	9	Sifu	20
7	The Ladder	26	Jake	25	Brandon	1
8	Wife of John	23	Kaleb	17	Sabiyah	6
9	Carolyn Screams	22	Kellie	22	Hannah	0

Other leagues

Sam made a valiant effort in reducing that 25-point lead Charles had built up, but in the end Charles emerges victorious by 9 points. Congrats to Charles! Sam, you did your best and I’m proud of you. Ainslee, you are a huge disappointment to me.

If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here.