This week we’ll spend our time prediction an event that will happen and one that probably won’t. Because they want to make things hard on me. Specifically.

Staff Predictions

Andy

It’s starting to not feel like they’re ending EoE this week, so I’m not gonna waste a lot of letters explaining why I think it’ll be David.

Hey, that worked really nicely. I’m gonna do the same in not wasting a lot of letters explaining why I think it’ll be Rick.

Brad

I’m positive that the EoE challenge won’t happen this week, and that makes me want to say that Wendy will return from the Edge of Extinction.

Her loyal flock of chickens will go through Rick’s bag and find his new idol, which he found hanging out by the raft. But because they’re chickens and don’t understand Survivor’s rules of engagement, they run off into the woods with Rick’s idol. Rick spends the whole day trying to corral the chickens, which is an effort in vain. Exhausted, he loses the immunity challenge and has to go to Tribal without protection (phrasing). And unanimously, the tribe sends Rick Devens back to the Edge of Extinction.

Emma

We may be on a Ben or Mike-like train to victory but in the meantime, might as well predict Rick Devens because we know everyone wants him gone.

As for someone maybe returning from the Edge of Extinction, oh… let’s say Moe.

And by Moe I guess I mean David? Why not.

John

The women left in the game should want either Devens or Gavin gone. Devens should want Aurora or Gavin gone. If Devens is immune in any way, Gavin seems like a good target, so I’ll say Gavin goes home. As for the returning player, I have no idea who will return, so instead, I will use this prediction space to give hope to the thirsty, thirsty Chris fans and pretend that he’s going to win the challenge and come back into the game.

Mark

EoE Returnee: Aubry. Because she’s been the only one shown over there even remotely practicing for the challenge. And because I want her to make the finale for the third time in a row.

Boot: Gavin. Because he’s now an immunity threat and Rick has been shown to have idol prowess.

Matt

Okay gonna make this prediction quick: if someone returns this week it is Joe. Gotta pick Joe. Everybody loves Joe.

Vote out: I think Rick’s run ends this week. Just kinda feeling like he has hit the end of his run and the only way he gets saved is if a bigger threat comes back from EoE and also doesn’t win immunity. So basically if Joe comes back. But there is no way I’m predicting both the EoE return person and the boot considering the odds this week. So Rick it is

 

	Andy	Brad	Emma	John	Mark	Matt	Readers
2nd Boot	Wendy	Keith	Wendy	Wendy	Keith	Wendy	Wendy
3rd Boot	Wendy	Wendy	Wendy	Wendy	Wendy	Wendy	Wendy
4th Boot	Wendy	Aubry	Kelley	Aurora	Wendy	Aurora	Wendy
5th or 6th Boot	Wendy	Aubry	Wendy	Aubry	Wendy	Wendy	Wendy
7th Boot	Wendy	Julia	Dan	Joe	Dan	Dan	Dan
EoE returnee	Wendy	Chris	Rick	Rick	Chris	Rick	Rick
8th boot	Ron	Wardrobe	Ron	David	Ron	Ron	Ron
9th boot	Ron	Gavin	Ron	David	David	David	Julia
10th boot	Gavin	Aurora	Rick	David	Gavin	Julie	Aurora
11th boot	Julie	Gavin	Gavin	Gavin	Dan	Gavin	Wardog
12th boot	Aurora	Wardog	Gavin	Rick	Ron	Wardog	Wardog
13th boot	Rick	Rick	Rick	Rick	Ron	Ron	Ron
14th out	Rick	Rick	Rick	Gavin	Gavin	Rick
EoE returnee	David	Wendy	David	Chris	Aubry	Joe
Score

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