Oh, this one’s gonna hurt.

About a third of our 300+ team had selected Chris. He was the third most-popular player in this league, behind Kelley and Joe. So this week fucked over a whole lot of teams, barring some absurd scenario where Chris eventually comes back and manages to score a butt-ton of points on his way to an eventual win.

Individual scoring table

Reward challenge: 1 point for Chris, who came up huge in the challenge. 1 point for everyone else on his tribe that watched that happen.

Immunity challenge: 2 points for Joe and the Lesser Joes of the Joe Tribe

3 points to Aubry for the idol find.

1 VTEP point for everyone on the Kelley tribe not named Chris or Wendy. (Once again, we haven’t seen how the actual votes went, but it seems pretty safe to say Wendy and Chris were the Wentworth votes. In other Wendy news, I’m taking away her VTEP from last week since it seems clear she was the stray vote.)

Pick-4 League

Your current leader is Crime Scene: Rhode Island Survivor, which is what I assume CSRI Survivor means. Blurry Denzel and Storm of Cuteness are tied for second place, just one point behind. The pack in a tie for seventh place includes AubrysWinnersEdit, Dubious Rob, Evil Regals, McCrackalackin, Sneaky Sneaky (a team which appropriately has Kelley on it), and a team named Smart Girls Finish First which gets a shout out in honor of tomorrow’s International Women’s Day.

Perhaps most importantly, the team named “if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation” is currently in 49th place, but first place in my heart.

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Champions and Wimpy Little Non-Leaders Leagues:

Champions League:

After shooting up the standings last week, Woozah takes the hit this week. Melissaaabot is alone in first place, just ahead of the very humble Jersey Luck and EvilRegals.

			Player points
	Team		Pick 1		Pick 2
1	Stick to the Plan	93	Aurora	39	Rick	54
2	EvilRegals	68	Julia	26	Julie	42
3	Ms Woozah	62	Chris	35	Lauren	27
4	pufflehuff	50	Gavin	49	Keith	1
4	Jersey Luck	50	Eric	18	Victoria	32
6	AlisaShorty	38	Ron	32	Wendy	6
7	Storm of Cuteness	34	Kelley	20	David	14
8	@melissaaabot	33	Aubry	12	Dan	21
9	seanachaidh	20	Joe	20	Reem	0

Wimpy Little Non-Leaders League:

THE BIG BALLER BRAND IS MAKING MOVES…BACK TOWARDS THE BOTTOM OF THE STANDINGS. The current and former commissioners of this league (ADS and Matt, respectively) are tied for first, and there’s a large group tied for third that’s not even worth mentioning. You want a shout out, distinguish yourselves in some way!

			Player points
	Team		Pick 1		Pick 2
1	Assistant Dragon Slayer	81	Ron	32	Gavin	49
2	Black Rock	80	Rick	54	Julia	26
3	Purple Tally	62	Kelley	20	Julie	42
3	BIGBALLERBRAND	62	Lauren	27	Chris	35
5	PrettyboyProbst	53	Aurora	39	David	14
6	Purple Rock Matt	50	Eric	18	Victoria	32
7	SuperDuperFan	26	Joe	20	Wendy	6
8	Jake Armes	21	Dan	21	Reem	0
9	Diego Armando	13	Aubry	12	Keith	1

Other leagues

We allow people to do their own draft-based leagues, because drafts are fun. You can find the results of those leagues here: PRP fantasy leagues.