Not to be the turd in the punch bowl here, but that episode was crap for fantasy purposes.

Only 19 of you had Joe on your Pick-4 teams. So unlike eating a bunch of beef on a near-empty stomach, this shouldn’t hurt too much.

I’m going to be honest with you: I’m kinda busy this week, and updating this post to account for the scoring is a waste of time. So I’ll explain the scoring updates below.

Individual scoring table

Joe got two points. That’s it. Just add two points to the score listed for Joe below, because the behind-the-scenes effort for me to do so is much worse.

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Total
Alecia	1	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
Anna	2	3	3	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	11
Aubry	3	2	1	3	1	2	3	2	2	2	2	2	25
Caleb	2	3	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Cydney	1	1	2	1	2	2	3	2	2	2	3	6	27
Darnell	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Debbie	3	2	1	3	2	2	3	3	0	0	0	0	19
Jennifer	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
Joe	3	2	1	3	1	1	3	2	0	2	2	2	22
Julia	2	3	3	3	0	2	3	3	7	2	0	0	28
Kyle	1	1	5	1	2	2	3	0	1	4	0	1	21
Liz	3	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Michele	2	3	3	3	2	2	3	2	2	2	7	3	34
Neal	3	2	1	3	5	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	19
Nick	2	3	3	3	2	2	7	1	0	0	0	0	23
Peter	3	2	0	3	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	10
Scot	1	0	2	1	1	2	3	1	1	0	0	0	12
Tai	2	3	6	3	1	2	3	5	1	7	2	1	36

Pick-4 League

Unless Cydney can outscore Aubry by 17 point in next week’s finale, your winner of this season’s Pick-4 is Barbara Anderson. Congrats, Barbara, and welcome to next season’s Champions League!

Ethan Kyle was the only one near the top that had Joe. With Joe’s last-ditch effort, Ethan moves into second place temporarily. Unfortunately for him, he’s likely going to finish outside of the top four.

For the table below, add 2 points to your score if you have Joe.

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	Barbara Anderson	Aubry- 25	Julia- 28	Michele- 34	Tai- 36	123
2	Purple Rock Mark	Aubry- 25	Julia- 28	Kyle- 21	Tai- 36	110
3	Ethan Kyle	Joe- 22	Julia- 28	Nick- 23	Tai- 36	109
4	m0nit0rman	Cydney- 27	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	Tai- 36	107
5	macontosh2000	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Michele- 34	Tai- 36	106
6	EmAndScoutInBK	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	Tai- 36	102
7	BananaGrub	Cydney- 27	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	101
8	Everyone is someone	Julia- 28	Nick- 23	Scot- 12	Tai- 36	99
8	Purple Rock John	Aubry- 25	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	99
10	Malcolm is my Copilot	Joe- 22	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	Tai- 36	98
11	Random Luck	Julia- 28	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	Tai- 36	97
12	Jacob SW	Anna- 11	Julia- 28	Kyle- 21	Tai- 36	96
12	antikonti	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Tai- 36	96
12	Skip, In Outer Space	Joe- 22	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	96
15	Audrey Ratajack	Aubry- 25	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	Tai- 36	94
15	Lillewie	Anna- 11	Julia- 28	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	94
15	HectorTheWellEndowed	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	Tai- 36	94
15	Friend Chooser	Cydney- 27	Michele- 34	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	94
19	Max_Jets	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Joe- 22	Michele- 34	92
20	ebolamonkey84	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	91
21	Joseph Finn	Aubry- 25	Debbie- 19	Peter- 10	Tai- 36	90
21	Scarlett3639	Aubry- 25	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 28	Tai- 36	90
21	Something Quirky	Cydney- 27	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	90
24	Crom Deluise	Aubry- 25	Debbie- 19	Joe- 22	Nick- 23	89
24	Wampus	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	89
24	kristanmarie	Cydney- 27	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Tai- 36	89
27	John Belz	Aubry- 25	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	88
27	SirLiveAlot	Cydney- 27	Julia- 28	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	88
29	David Gade	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	Tai- 36	87
29	Heisenberg	Anna- 11	Debbie- 19	Kyle- 21	Tai- 36	87
31	Jim	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	86
31	hornacek	Alecia- 4	Cydney- 27	Neal- 19	Tai- 36	86
33	tanja	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	85
33	LouieLee	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	Tai- 36	85
33	jackdw97	Cydney- 27	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	85
36	Doctor Wu	Aubry- 25	Julia- 28	Neal- 19	Scot- 12	84
36	Peachykeene	Alecia- 4	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	Tai- 36	84
38	Malcolm	Joe- 22	Julia- 28	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	83
38	Ara Morin	Aubry- 25	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	83
38	Dezbot	Cydney- 27	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	Tai- 36	83
41	Luka	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Julia- 28	Michele- 34	82
41	Mike Hirsch	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Cydney- 27	Neal- 19	82
41	Ms_Woozah	Anna- 11	Cydney- 27	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	82
44	MrBurkesButtons	Joe- 22	Julia- 28	Neal- 19	Scot- 12	81
45	Other Scott	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Scot- 12	Tai- 36	80
45	Wagner	Aubry- 25	Darnell- 0	Debbie- 19	Tai- 36	80
47	Poor Sheltered Homeschooler	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Peter- 10	Tai- 36	78
47	Drums X	Debbie- 19	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 22	Tai- 36	78
47	Ine	Anna- 11	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	78
50	Kingoftonga	Julia- 28	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Nick- 23	77
50	dig doug	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 21	Tai- 36	77
50	Kate	Darnell- 0	Joe- 22	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	77
53	rygel	Aubry- 25	Caleb- 9	Neal- 19	Nick- 23	76
53	Prom King	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	76
53	Joel Gaastra	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	76
56	Sinan Faiad	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	75
56	heartbreakingowl	Cydney- 27	Joe- 22	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	75
58	prettyboyprobst	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	Nick- 23	74
58	Derek Williamson	Anna- 11	Joe- 22	Liz- 5	Tai- 36	74
60	Dr.Horrible	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Tai- 36	73
61	Marco Lema	Alecia- 4	Anna- 11	Michele- 34	Nick- 23	72
61	JacksDad	Cydney- 27	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	72
63	Anna R	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	71
63	Adli Hanif	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 34	71
65	aj hiller	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	Scot- 12	70
65	Purple Rock Emma	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	70
65	Anndré Bressan	Cydney- 27	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	70
68	Mikdyer252	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	69
68	Diego Armando	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	69
68	CountBulletsula	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	69
71	ShitShow	Anna- 11	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	Nick- 23	67
72	KAL B	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	66
73	Purple Rock Matt	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	65
73	Banana Team	Anna- 11	Julia- 28	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	65
73	Sybil	Aubry- 25	Darnell- 0	Debbie- 19	Kyle- 21	65
73	Ash	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	65
73	Bieber Fever	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 27	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	65
78	Saturday Evening Palsy	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	Nick- 23	64
78	No Eyes in Blindfold	Alecia- 4	Aubry- 25	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 34	64
80	Tamir M	Anna- 11	Neal- 19	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	63
80	Come On In Here	Debbie- 19	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 22	Kyle- 21	63
80	DukeSilverTrio	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	63
80	Kemper Boyd	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Nick- 23	63
84	tocantins	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 28	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	62
84	Dino	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	Tai- 36	62
84	Chase S	Anna- 11	Aubry- 25	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	62
84	SueSurvivor	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Scot- 12	62
84	bassmanxvi	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 22	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	62
84	this bear is tops blooby	Cydney- 27	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 22	Scot- 12	62
90	bder19	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 28	Nick- 23	61
90	free7694	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	Scot- 12	61
90	Ispeakllama	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	61
93	indescribable hat	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Nick- 23	60
93	Kent McK	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Debbie- 19	Kyle- 21	60
93	Will Holston	Alecia- 4	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Michele- 34	60
93	Special Agent Phile	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 27	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	60
97	Yangbang'd	Darnell- 0	Debbie- 19	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	59
97	Maulik Shah	Anna- 11	Joe- 22	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	59
97	Untitled Clint Howard Project	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	59
97	sweaterfan	Debbie- 19	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	59
101	IcarusArts	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Nick- 23	58
101	Josh Potter	Joe- 22	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	58
101	Roswulf	Alecia- 4	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	58
101	Nrocket	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 34	Scot- 12	58
105	Lauren M	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	57
106	gouis	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	56
106	tigersmidnight	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	56
106	Survivor Fan	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 27	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	56
109	True Alainer	Alecia- 4	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	55
110	torchoflaw	Anna- 11	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	54
110	Survivor Central	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Peter- 10	Scot- 12	54
110	Rob Brodeur	Darnell- 0	Jennifer- 1	Michele- 34	Neal- 19	54
113	turgid_legume	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	53
113	Alkanarra	Debbie- 19	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	53
115	quinn	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	52
115	Fishbach Was Here	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 21	Peter- 10	Scot- 12	52
117	Crystal Lynne	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Nick- 23	Scot- 12	51
117	RickyB	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 21	Peter- 10	51
117	Violina23	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	51
117	Jacob.Cunningham	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 22	Neal- 19	51
117	cazkaye	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	51
122	Dutch	Anna- 11	Debbie- 19	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	50
122	Jenifer Pullman	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Neal- 19	50
122	Kevin	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	Peter- 10	50
122	KeepCalmAndHodorOn	Anna- 11	Darnell- 0	Liz- 5	Michele- 34	50
126	Robothouse	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	49
126	Eemelimansikka	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Scot- 12	49
128	itsafuckingSTICK	Anna- 11	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	47
128	PuddinSnack1	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 22	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	47
128	TiminSoCal	Debbie- 19	Jennifer- 1	Joe- 22	Liz- 5	47
128	forever1267	Aubry- 25	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Scot- 12	47
128	WelldressedEvil	Caleb- 9	Cydney- 27	Jennifer- 1	Peter- 10	47
133	Survivor squid	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	46
134	Kevin M	Anna- 11	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	45
134	Black Dynamite	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Nick- 23	Peter- 10	45
134	ZC7	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Julia- 28	Liz- 5	45
137	Arran Milne	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	44
138	George	Cydney- 27	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	43
139	Thethings Wedo4Love	Alecia- 4	Caleb- 9	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	42
140	vaderdawsn	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Peter- 10	41
141	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Neal- 19	40
141	ryell-00	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Nick- 23	40
141	Boooourns	Aubry- 25	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	40
144	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	38
145	Lira2012	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Scot- 12	37
145	fransesqua	Jennifer- 1	Kyle- 21	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	37
147	SG Standard	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	36
148	Disgruntled Goat	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	Peter- 10	35
149	NearlyNina	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Neal- 19	34
150	Ryan Deschamp	Alecia- 4	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Nick- 23	33
151	DrVanNostrand	Anna- 11	Caleb- 9	Jennifer- 1	Peter- 10	31
152	ExtraLargePelican	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Scot- 12	29
153	corndogshuffle	Anna- 11	Jennifer- 1	Liz- 5	Peter- 10	27

Champions League

We all know that Saturday Night Palsy is the winner of this season’s Champions League. So I don’t know why I’m even bothering, but I’ll indulge you crazy Ispeakllama Truthers out there:

Sure, if you want to use “math”, I suppose it’s possible that Aubry could score 13 more points than Tai in the season finale next week. But to do that, she’d have to win immunity (4 points) and get at least five votes in her favor at final tribal council. That’s an absurd proposition, because five votes would be enough to make Aubry the winner of this season, and we all know that’s not happening.

On to other business: Congrats to Obvious Winner Saturday Night Palsy, Ispeakllama, and me! We’ve all guaranteed ourselves a spot in next season’s Champions League. Disgruntled Goat needs at least 7 points out of Cydney next week to secure the final spot, otherwise TiminSoCal gets the automatic bid.

Outcast League

Damn, Diego! Welcome to Champions League.