Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Kaoh Rong week 13

Not to be the turd in the punch bowl here, but that episode was crap for fantasy purposes.

Only 19 of you had Joe on your Pick-4 teams. So unlike eating a bunch of beef on a near-empty stomach, this shouldn’t hurt too much.

I’m going to be honest with you: I’m kinda busy this week, and updating this post to account for the scoring is a waste of time. So I’ll explain the scoring updates below.

Individual scoring table

Joe got two points. That’s it. Just add two points to the score listed for Joe below, because the behind-the-scenes effort for me to do so is much worse.

PlayerEp 1Ep 2Ep 3Ep 4Ep 5Ep 6Ep 7Ep 8Ep 9Ep 10Ep 11Ep 12Total

Pick-4 League

Unless Cydney can outscore Aubry by 17 point in next week’s finale, your winner of this season’s Pick-4 is Barbara Anderson. Congrats, Barbara, and welcome to next season’s Champions League!

Ethan Kyle was the only one near the top that had Joe. With Joe’s last-ditch effort, Ethan moves into second place temporarily. Unfortunately for him, he’s likely going to finish outside of the top four.

For the table below, add 2 points to your score if you have Joe.

RankTeam NamePlayer 1Player 2Player 3Player 4Total
1Barbara AndersonAubry- 25Julia- 28Michele- 34Tai- 36123
2Purple Rock MarkAubry- 25Julia- 28Kyle- 21Tai- 36110
3Ethan KyleJoe- 22Julia- 28Nick- 23Tai- 36109
4m0nit0rmanCydney- 27Michele- 34Peter- 10Tai- 36107
5macontosh2000Anna- 11Aubry- 25Michele- 34Tai- 36106
6EmAndScoutInBKAnna- 11Kyle- 21Michele- 34Tai- 36102
7BananaGrubCydney- 27Kyle- 21Michele- 34Neal- 19101
8Everyone is someoneJulia- 28Nick- 23Scot- 12Tai- 3699
8Purple Rock JohnAubry- 25Kyle- 21Michele- 34Neal- 1999
10Malcolm is my CopilotJoe- 22Kyle- 21Neal- 19Tai- 3698
11Random LuckJulia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 10Tai- 3697
12Jacob SWAnna- 11Julia- 28Kyle- 21Tai- 3696
12antikontiKyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 34Tai- 3696
12Skip, In Outer SpaceJoe- 22Kyle- 21Michele- 34Neal- 1996
15Audrey RatajackAubry- 25Julia- 28Liz- 5Tai- 3694
15LillewieAnna- 11Julia- 28Kyle- 21Michele- 3494
15HectorTheWellEndowedLiz- 5Michele- 34Neal- 19Tai- 3694
15Friend ChooserCydney- 27Michele- 34Nick- 23Peter- 1094
19Max_JetsAnna- 11Aubry- 25Joe- 22Michele- 3492
20ebolamonkey84Anna- 11Aubry- 25Kyle- 21Michele- 3491
21Joseph FinnAubry- 25Debbie- 19Peter- 10Tai- 3690
21Scarlett3639Aubry- 25Jennifer- 1Julia- 28Tai- 3690
21Something QuirkyCydney- 27Michele- 34Neal- 19Peter- 1090
24Crom DeluiseAubry- 25Debbie- 19Joe- 22Nick- 2389
24WampusAnna- 11Aubry- 25Michele- 34Neal- 1989
24kristanmarieCydney- 27Kyle- 21Liz- 5Tai- 3689
27John BelzAubry- 25Michele- 34Neal- 19Peter- 1088
27SirLiveAlotCydney- 27Julia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 1088
29David GadeAnna- 11Kyle- 21Neal- 19Tai- 3687
29HeisenbergAnna- 11Debbie- 19Kyle- 21Tai- 3687
31JimJulia- 28Liz- 5Michele- 34Neal- 1986
31hornacekAlecia- 4Cydney- 27Neal- 19Tai- 3686
33tanjaAnna- 11Kyle- 21Michele- 34Neal- 1985
33LouieLeeLiz- 5Michele- 34Peter- 10Tai- 3685
33jackdw97Cydney- 27Liz- 5Michele- 34Neal- 1985
36Doctor WuAubry- 25Julia- 28Neal- 19Scot- 1284
36PeachykeeneAlecia- 4Michele- 34Peter- 10Tai- 3684
38MalcolmJoe- 22Julia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 1083
38Ara MorinAubry- 25Liz- 5Michele- 34Neal- 1983
38DezbotCydney- 27Jennifer- 1Neal- 19Tai- 3683
41LukaAnna- 11Caleb- 9Julia- 28Michele- 3482
41Mike HirschAnna- 11Aubry- 25Cydney- 27Neal- 1982
41Ms_WoozahAnna- 11Cydney- 27Michele- 34Peter- 1082
44MrBurkesButtonsJoe- 22Julia- 28Neal- 19Scot- 1281
45Other ScottAnna- 11Kyle- 21Scot- 12Tai- 3680
45WagnerAubry- 25Darnell- 0Debbie- 19Tai- 3680
47Poor Sheltered HomeschoolerAnna- 11Kyle- 21Peter- 10Tai- 3678
47Drums XDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Joe- 22Tai- 3678
47IneAnna- 11Julia- 28Liz- 5Michele- 3478
50KingoftongaJulia- 28Kyle- 21Liz- 5Nick- 2377
50dig dougAnna- 11Caleb- 9Kyle- 21Tai- 3677
50KateDarnell- 0Joe- 22Kyle- 21Michele- 3477
53rygelAubry- 25Caleb- 9Neal- 19Nick- 2376
53Prom KingAnna- 11Aubry- 25Kyle- 21Neal- 1976
53Joel GaastraAnna- 11Kyle- 21Michele- 34Peter- 1076
56Sinan FaiadAnna- 11Aubry- 25Liz- 5Michele- 3475
56heartbreakingowlCydney- 27Joe- 22Kyle- 21Liz- 575
58prettyboyprobstAnna- 11Kyle- 21Neal- 19Nick- 2374
58Derek WilliamsonAnna- 11Joe- 22Liz- 5Tai- 3674
60Dr.HorribleAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Tai- 3673
61Marco LemaAlecia- 4Anna- 11Michele- 34Nick- 2372
61JacksDadCydney- 27Kyle- 21Liz- 5Neal- 1972
63Anna RAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 3471
63Adli HanifAnna- 11Aubry- 25Jennifer- 1Michele- 3471
65aj hillerLiz- 5Michele- 34Neal- 19Scot- 1270
65Purple Rock EmmaKyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 34Peter- 1070
65Anndré BressanCydney- 27Julia- 28Liz- 5Peter- 1070
68Mikdyer252Anna- 11Aubry- 25Julia- 28Liz- 569
68Diego ArmandoAnna- 11Liz- 5Michele- 34Neal- 1969
68CountBulletsulaCaleb- 9Kyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 3469
71ShitShowAnna- 11Julia- 28Liz- 5Nick- 2367
72KAL BJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Michele- 34Peter- 1066
73Purple Rock MattAnna- 11Kyle- 21Nick- 23Peter- 1065
73Banana TeamAnna- 11Julia- 28Kyle- 21Liz- 565
73SybilAubry- 25Darnell- 0Debbie- 19Kyle- 2165
73AshCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Michele- 3465
73Bieber FeverCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Neal- 19Peter- 1065
78Saturday Evening PalsyJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 19Nick- 2364
78No Eyes in BlindfoldAlecia- 4Aubry- 25Jennifer- 1Michele- 3464
80Tamir MAnna- 11Neal- 19Nick- 23Peter- 1063
80Come On In HereDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Joe- 22Kyle- 2163
80DukeSilverTrioCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Michele- 34Neal- 1963
80Kemper BoydJennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 34Nick- 2363
84tocantinsJennifer- 1Julia- 28Nick- 23Peter- 1062
84DinoAnna- 11Liz- 5Peter- 10Tai- 3662
84Chase SAnna- 11Aubry- 25Kyle- 21Liz- 562
84SueSurvivorAnna- 11Liz- 5Michele- 34Scot- 1262
84bassmanxviJennifer- 1Joe- 22Liz- 5Michele- 3462
84this bear is tops bloobyCydney- 27Jennifer- 1Joe- 22Scot- 1262
90bder19Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Julia- 28Nick- 2361
90free7694Liz- 5Michele- 34Peter- 10Scot- 1261
90IspeakllamaJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Liz- 5Michele- 3461
93indescribable hatAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Nick- 2360
93Kent McKAnna- 11Caleb- 9Debbie- 19Kyle- 2160
93Will HolstonAlecia- 4Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Michele- 3460
93Special Agent PhileCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Liz- 5Neal- 1960
97Yangbang'dDarnell- 0Debbie- 19Kyle- 21Neal- 1959
97Maulik ShahAnna- 11Joe- 22Kyle- 21Liz- 559
97Untitled Clint Howard ProjectJennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 34Neal- 1959
97sweaterfanDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 3459
101IcarusArtsAnna- 11Liz- 5Neal- 19Nick- 2358
101Josh PotterJoe- 22Kyle- 21Liz- 5Peter- 1058
101RoswulfAlecia- 4Jennifer- 1Michele- 34Neal- 1958
101NrocketAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Michele- 34Scot- 1258
105Lauren MLiz- 5Neal- 19Nick- 23Peter- 1057
106gouisAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Neal- 1956
106tigersmidnightAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Michele- 34Peter- 1056
106Survivor FanCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Jennifer- 1Neal- 1956
109True AlainerAlecia- 4Anna- 11Kyle- 21Neal- 1955
110torchoflawAnna- 11Julia- 28Liz- 5Peter- 1054
110Survivor CentralAnna- 11Kyle- 21Peter- 10Scot- 1254
110Rob BrodeurDarnell- 0Jennifer- 1Michele- 34Neal- 1954
113turgid_legumeJennifer- 1Neal- 19Nick- 23Peter- 1053
113AlkanarraDebbie- 19Liz- 5Neal- 19Peter- 1053
115quinnAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 1952
115Fishbach Was HereCaleb- 9Kyle- 21Peter- 10Scot- 1252
117Crystal LynneAnna- 11Liz- 5Nick- 23Scot- 1251
117RickyBAnna- 11Caleb- 9Kyle- 21Peter- 1051
117Violina23Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 19Peter- 1051
117Jacob.CunninghamCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Joe- 22Neal- 1951
117cazkayeAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 3451
122DutchAnna- 11Debbie- 19Jennifer- 1Neal- 1950
122Jenifer PullmanCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Neal- 1950
122KevinJennifer- 1Liz- 5Michele- 34Peter- 1050
122KeepCalmAndHodorOnAnna- 11Darnell- 0Liz- 5Michele- 3450
126RobothouseAnna- 11Liz- 5Nick- 23Peter- 1049
126EemelimansikkaAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Scot- 1249
128itsafuckingSTICKAnna- 11Kyle- 21Liz- 5Peter- 1047
128PuddinSnack1Jennifer- 1Joe- 22Liz- 5Neal- 1947
128TiminSoCalDebbie- 19Jennifer- 1Joe- 22Liz- 547
128forever1267Aubry- 25Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Scot- 1247
128WelldressedEvilCaleb- 9Cydney- 27Jennifer- 1Peter- 1047
133Survivor squidAnna- 11Caleb- 9Kyle- 21Liz- 546
134Kevin MAnna- 11Liz- 5Neal- 19Peter- 1045
134Black DynamiteAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Nick- 23Peter- 1045
134ZC7Anna- 11Jennifer- 1Julia- 28Liz- 545
137Arran MilneAnna- 11Caleb- 9Liz- 5Neal- 1944
138GeorgeCydney- 27Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Peter- 1043
139Thethings Wedo4LoveAlecia- 4Caleb- 9Neal- 19Peter- 1042
140vaderdawsnCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Peter- 1041
141Jeff Probst's HairpieceAnna- 11Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Neal- 1940
141ryell-00Anna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Nick- 2340
141BoooournsAubry- 25Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Liz- 540
144Assistant Dragon SlayerAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Kyle- 21Liz- 538
145Lira2012Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 19Scot- 1237
145fransesquaJennifer- 1Kyle- 21Liz- 5Peter- 1037
147SG StandardAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 1936
148Disgruntled GoatJennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 19Peter- 1035
149NearlyNinaCaleb- 9Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Neal- 1934
150Ryan DeschampAlecia- 4Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Nick- 2333
151DrVanNostrandAnna- 11Caleb- 9Jennifer- 1Peter- 1031
152ExtraLargePelicanAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Scot- 1229
153corndogshuffleAnna- 11Jennifer- 1Liz- 5Peter- 1027

Champions League

We all know that Saturday Night Palsy is the winner of this season’s Champions League. So I don’t know why I’m even bothering, but I’ll indulge you crazy Ispeakllama Truthers out there:

Sure, if you want to use “math”, I suppose it’s possible that Aubry could score 13 more points than Tai in the season finale next week. But to do that, she’d have to win immunity (4 points) and get at least five votes in her favor at final tribal council. That’s an absurd proposition, because five votes would be enough to make Aubry the winner of this season, and we all know that’s not happening.

On to other business: Congrats to Obvious Winner Saturday Night Palsy, Ispeakllama, and me! We’ve all guaranteed ourselves a spot in next season’s Champions League. Disgruntled Goat needs at least 7 points out of Cydney next week to secure the final spot, otherwise TiminSoCal gets the automatic bid.

KR Champions week 13

Outcast League

Damn, Diego! Welcome to Champions League.

KR Outcasts week 13