We gather here today not to mourn the death of Michaela’s game, but to celebrate its life. And to mourn the death of your fantasy teams.

Let’s treat this like a band-aid and rip it off, because this is gonna hurt. Specifically, it’ll hurt 40% of you.

If nothing else, take some solace in the fact that Michaela put up 15 points before she went out. That’s a very respectable showing for a pre-merge boot. (Who am I kidding? This is devastating. On all levels.)

Individual scoring table

Chris, David, Michelle, and Zeke get 2 points for winning the reward challenge and 2 points for the second place in the immunity challenge.

Ken, Jessica, Adam, and Taylor get 3 points for winning a three-tribe immunity challenge.

Bret, Hannah, Jay, Michaela, Sunday, and Will earn 1 points for second place in the reward challenge.

Jay, Will, Sunday, and Bret get 1 point for voting out Michaela.

Jay doesn’t get any bonus points for being a stone cold killer, but he probably should.

Player	Ep 1	Ep 2	Ep 3	Ep 4	Ep 5	Ep 6	Ep 7	Ep 8	Ep 9	Ep 10	Ep 11	Ep 12	Ep 13	Ep 14	Total
Adam	2	0	2	5	2	1	3	5	2	3	0	6	4	27	62
Bret	1	2	0	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	2	27
CeCe	0	2	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Chris	1	2	0	1	1	3	4	5	3	0	0	0	0	0	20
David	1	5	1	6	4	3	4	5	3	6	1	2	4	8	53
Figgy	2	1	2	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Hannah	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	5	2	3	0	2	4	6	37
Jay	2	1	2	2	3	7	2	3	2	0	4	2	4	2	36
Jessica	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	2	2	0	0	0	0	20
Ken	1	2	1	1	2	1	3	5	7	2	0	2	8	17	52
Lucy	1	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Mari	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
Michaela	2	1	2	2	3	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	15
Michelle	2	1	2	2	1	3	4	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	18
Paul	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Rachel	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sunday	1	2	1	1	3	4	2	5	3	1	1	0	2	0	26
Taylor	2	1	2	2	2	0	3	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	16
Will	2	1	2	2	3	4	2	7	2	2	0	2	0	0	29
Zeke	2	0	2	2	1	3	4	5	2	3	1	0	0	0	25

Pick-4 League

The top nine teams in the league all had Michaela. Congrats to XL Pelican, Sneaky Sneaky, and Kate, who jump into the top 15 with completely intact teams.

Hector The Well Endowed retains his hold on first place, but the loss of Michaela leaves him vulnerable.

Rank	Team Name	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4	Total
1	HectorTheWellEndowed	David- 24	Hannah- 15	Jay- 19	Michaela- 15	73
2	Barbara Anderson	David- 24	Hannah- 15	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	68
2	Rippert	Adam- 15	David- 24	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	68
2	the sky is falling	David- 24	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 15	Zeke- 14	68
5	Jared Holland	Chris- 12	David- 24	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	65
5	ExtraLargePelican	Adam- 15	David- 24	Jessica- 11	Michelle- 15	65
7	Sneaky Sneaky	Adam- 15	David- 24	Ken- 11	Zeke- 14	64
8	Survivor Central	Adam- 15	David- 24	Figgy- 9	Zeke- 14	62
9	Crom Deluise	Bret- 13	Jay- 19	Michaela- 15	Sunday- 14	61
9	MsFjordstone	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Jay- 19	Michaela- 15	61
9	phile	Adam- 15	Jay- 19	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	61
12	Birdie	Hannah- 15	Jay- 19	Ken- 11	Michaela- 15	60
12	Malcolm is my Copilot	Adam- 15	Hannah- 15	Jay- 19	Ken- 11	60
12	Crappy	Chris- 12	Jay- 19	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	60
15	Survivor Stick	Adam- 15	Cece- 5	David- 24	Hannah- 15	59
15	Colbster2	David- 24	Figgy- 9	Sunday- 14	Taylor- 12	59
15	HBO CEO of Tits	Adam- 15	Hannah- 15	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	59
15	Kate	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Jay- 19	59
19	Diego Armando	Adam- 15	Hannah- 15	Sunday- 14	Zeke- 14	58
19	MegaPrime	Chris- 12	Jay- 19	Ken- 11	Will- 16	58
21	Kate Weaver	David- 24	Hannah- 15	Mari- 2	Will- 16	57
21	macontosh2000	Hannah- 15	Ken- 11	Michaela- 15	Will- 16	57
21	Max_Jets	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 15	57
21	DrVanNostrand	Jay- 19	Ken- 11	Michelle- 15	Taylor- 12	57
25	Jake Armes	Adam- 15	David- 24	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	56
25	Scarlett3639	Bret- 13	David- 24	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 14	56
25	Jeff Probst's Hairpiece	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	56
25	CountBulletsula	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Sunday- 14	Zeke- 14	56
25	Lira2012	Adam- 15	Ken- 11	Will- 16	Zeke- 14	56
25	AubrysWinnersEdit	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Zeke- 14	56
25	Duke Silver Trio	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	56
25	MainstoneMoney	Adam- 15	Michelle- 15	Taylor- 12	Zeke- 14	56
33	Ine	Adam- 15	David- 24	Mari- 2	Sunday- 14	55
33	No Eyes in Blindfold	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	55
33	Alycia Swift	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	55
33	turgid_legume	Adam- 15	Cece- 5	David- 24	Jessica- 11	55
33	Only Here for the Animals	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Michelle- 15	Sunday- 14	55
33	Random Luck	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Michelle- 15	55
33	StormofCuteness	Chris- 12	Michaela- 15	Sunday- 14	Zeke- 14	55
33	forever1267	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	Will- 16	Zeke- 14	55
41	sabina1509	Adam- 15	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 15	Michaela- 15	54
41	Disgruntled Goat	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	54
41	ryell-00	Figgy- 9	Jay- 19	Ken- 11	Michelle- 15	54
41	PurpleTally	Hannah- 15	Ken- 11	Sunday- 14	Zeke- 14	54
41	Dutch	Chris- 12	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 15	Taylor- 12	54
41	Maulik Shah	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	Zeke- 14	54
47	Ryan Deschamp	Figgy- 9	Jay- 19	Ken- 11	Sunday- 14	53
47	SirLiveAlot	David- 24	Hannah- 15	Rachel- 0	Zeke- 14	53
47	Ispeakllama	Adam- 15	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Taylor- 12	53
47	Puddinsnak1	Bret- 13	Jessica- 11	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	53
47	rygel	Chris- 12	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	Zeke- 14	53
47	Jenifer Pullman	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Michelle- 15	53
53	Other Scott	Adam- 15	Jay- 19	Michaela- 15	Paul- 3	52
53	jersey_luck	Chris- 12	Figgy- 9	Michaela- 15	Will- 16	52
53	Anonymoose	David- 24	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	52
53	Come On In Here	Chris- 12	Jessica- 11	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	52
53	CasualFan	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Ken- 11	Zeke- 14	52
53	davidthemailman	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Zeke- 14	52
53	torchoflaw	Chris- 12	Sunday- 14	Taylor- 12	Zeke- 14	52
60	Alkanarra	Cece- 5	David- 24	Jay- 19	Paul- 3	51
60	Adli Hanif	Adam- 15	Jay- 19	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	51
60	True Alainer	Bret- 13	Figgy- 9	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	51
60	David Gade	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	David- 24	Mari- 2	51
60	Bieber Fever	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	51
60	Saturday Night Palsy	David- 24	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	51
60	Kingoftonga	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Ken- 11	Zeke- 14	51
60	Prom King	Jessica- 11	Ken- 11	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	51
60	aj hiller	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	Jessica- 11	51
60	doctor wu	Adam- 15	Jessica- 11	Ken- 11	Zeke- 14	51
60	BananaGrub	Jessica- 11	Ken- 11	Michelle- 15	Zeke- 14	51
71	K.P. Watershed	Bret- 13	Jay- 19	Mari- 2	Will- 16	50
71	Jim	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 15	Ken- 11	Michelle- 15	50
71	steve2013	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Figgy- 9	Zeke- 14	50
71	Hurleytennis	Chris- 12	Ken- 11	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	50
75	Side Character	Hannah- 15	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Will- 16	48
75	Mike Hirsch	Bret- 13	Figgy- 9	Ken- 11	Michaela- 15	48
77	kristanmarie	Adam- 15	Hannah- 15	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	47
77	Jacob SW	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Will- 16	Zeke- 14	47
77	imredjimmy	Adam- 15	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 15	47
77	Assistant Dragon Slayer	Chris- 12	Figgy- 9	Ken- 11	Michaela- 15	47
77	Maritimer	Adam- 15	Mari- 2	Will- 16	Zeke- 14	47
77	Ms. Sweaterfan	Chris- 12	Jay- 19	Jessica- 11	Lucy- 5	47
83	EmAndScoutInBK	Hannah- 15	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	46
83	fransesqua	Adam- 15	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	46
85	TJ Sass	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	45
85	gouis	Bret- 13	Jay- 19	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	45
85	survivor is life	Bret- 13	Mari- 2	Will- 16	Zeke- 14	45
88	Cah	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	44
88	NearlyNina	Adam- 15	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	44
88	sharculese	Adam- 15	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Paul- 3	44
88	Everyone is someone	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Paul- 3	Sunday- 14	44
88	Jacob Buck	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	44
88	Dino	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	44
88	Toneloke	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Michelle- 15	44
95	tocantins	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	43
95	Purple Rock John	Adam- 15	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	43
95	Figaro	Adam- 15	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	43
95	vaderdawsn	Jessica- 11	Ken- 11	Lucy- 5	Will- 16	43
95	Purple Rock Mark	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	Zeke- 14	43
95	AlisaShorty	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Michelle- 15	43
95	Dezbot	Bret- 13	Ken- 11	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 14	43
95	Dr. Horrible	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Will- 16	Zeke- 14	43
95	Kemper Boyd	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Sunday- 14	43
95	nipi ipin	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	43
95	prettyboyprobst	Chris- 12	Hannah- 15	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	43
95	Kent McK	Adam- 15	Mari- 2	Taylor- 12	Zeke- 14	43
95	ShitShow	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	43
108	Zchong	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 15	Mari- 2	Will- 16	42
108	Something Quirky	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	42
108	corndogshuffle	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	42
108	Purple Rock Matt	Adam- 15	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	42
112	dig doug	Cece- 5	Jay- 19	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	41
112	Robothouse	Adam- 15	Cece- 5	Lucy- 5	Will- 16	41
112	m0nit0rman	Cece- 5	Chris- 12	Figgy- 9	Hannah- 15	41
112	Untitled Clint Howard Project	Bret- 13	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	41
112	Survivor Clubb	Adam- 15	Bret- 13	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	41
112	Panda	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	41
112	Anndré Bressan	Michaela- 15	Rachel- 0	Taylor- 12	Zeke- 14	41
112	OneDirection4Life	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Jessica- 11	Paul- 3	41
112	annie	Bret- 13	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	41
121	Ms_Woozah	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	40
121	Audrey Ratajack	Adam- 15	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	40
121	Peachykeene	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Taylor- 12	40
121	Barrett Vandiver	Chris- 12	Figgy- 9	Lucy- 5	Zeke- 14	40
121	Black Dynamite	Chris- 12	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	40
121	this bear is tops blooby	Chris- 12	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	40
121	SpicyMayoJaySimpson	Adam- 15	Chris- 12	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	40
121	Boooourns	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Taylor- 12	Zeke- 14	40
129	Joseph Finn	Hannah- 15	Jessica- 11	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	39
129	indescribable hat	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	Sunday- 14	Taylor- 12	39
129	Violina23	Adam- 15	Jessica- 11	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	39
129	Zach Attack	Chris- 12	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	39
129	Chris Diorio	Chris- 12	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	39
134	Purple Rock Emma	Jay- 19	Ken- 11	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	37
135	Ethan Kyle	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Michaela- 15	Zeke- 14	36
135	Roswulf	Adam- 15	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	36
137	Sad Lil	Cece- 5	Jessica- 11	Lucy- 5	Sunday- 14	35
137	bassmanxvi	Bret- 13	Figgy- 9	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	35
137	TheForRealDeal	Bret- 13	Cece- 5	Mari- 2	Michelle- 15	35
140	WelldressedEvil	Hannah- 15	Ken- 11	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	33
140	Wife of John	Adam- 15	Cece- 5	Ken- 11	Mari- 2	33
140	TimInSoCal	Adam- 15	Cece- 5	Jessica- 11	Mari- 2	33
143	Crystal Lynne	Ken- 11	Lucy- 5	Mari- 2	Zeke- 14	32
144	Hornacek	Cece- 5	Figgy- 9	Mari- 2	Sunday- 14	30
145	Shambo	Chris- 12	Mari- 2	Paul- 3	Taylor- 12	29

Champions League

Mark takes a one-point lead over macontosh2000, who will have to soldier on without challenge beast Michaela. Fantasy Khaleesi Barbara Anderson is in a third place tie with me, both of us with completely intact teams.

Outcast Leagues

Farewell, Ms_Woozah. Michaela’s exit brings an end to your fantasy run- and all because you committed to the joke of sticking Roswulf with Will. As a man who respects a good troll game, I want you to know that your sacrifice to the cause is appreciated.

Otherwise, no big changes at the top- Emma, Alycia Swift, and corndogshuffle remain in first place in their respective leagues. Violina23- who probably felt fairly confident in her team last week- now faces long odds to win this thing.