Before we get to the fantasy standings this week, some personal news…

Just kidding. I will never reveal any details about my life. Just congratulate me on my news, the specifics of which I will not be sharing.

64 teams had Matt. He scored 17 points and a girlfriend.

Individual scoring table

Merge bonus: Everyone that made it got 3 points. I’m not typing all their names.

Immunity wins: 4 points to Frannie and Brandon.

Post-merge VTEP points: 2 points to Brandon, Jaime, and Yam Yam.

Pick-4 League

Commenter Dig Doug and non-commenter Boston Rob supremacy (Which I think was a Matt Damon movie?) are now tied for first. Rogue Wall Enthusiast, forever1267, At the end of the day… and Ulong has to win eventually all landed in the top ten (some of you need shorter names). It’s a fucking stick, SNP, orangealfy, Dubious Rob, The Ladder, and my beloved bestie fransesqua are all in the top twenty. Congrats to all of you. Except SNP, fuck that guy.

	Team name (sorted by rank)		Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4
1	DesiSurvivor	143	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Yam Yam-40
2	Moderate-to-Severe Plaque Psoriasis (Mike Hirsch)	142	Carson-38	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Yam Yam-40
3	Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON)	141	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Yam Yam-40
4	Ulong has to win eventually	137	Brandon-32	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Yam Yam-40
5	Black Rock	132	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Danny-30	Yam Yam-40
6	Jean's Beans	129	Carolyn-24	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Yam Yam-40
7	The Yummy Cupcakes (wife of John)	128	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Josh-16	Yam Yam-40
8	BostonRob4ever	126	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Danny-30	Heidi-34
8	Evil Regals	126	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Danny-30	Heidi-34
8	Saturday Night Palsy 2.0	126	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Josh-16	Yam Yam-40
8	The Ladder	126	Brandon-32	Carolyn-24	Danny-30	Yam Yam-40
12	Purple Rock Mark's ATLGBT Team	125	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Yam Yam-40
13	I Like Coconutz	124	Brandon-32	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Danny-30
14	Fransesqua	120	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Matt-17
15	Better late than never? (@chicsyd)	119	Carson-38	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Matt-17
15	Cute Boyz	119	Brandon-32	Danny-30	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
15	D&L	119	Carolyn-24	Frannie-31	Lauren-24	Yam Yam-40
15	rimingtonharris	119	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Kane-16
19	boston rob supremacy	118	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Matt-17
19	Paimei	118	Carolyn-24	Danny-30	Lauren-24	Yam Yam-40
19	Spy Shack Special Agents	118	Carson-38	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Josh-16
19	WentworthWillNotCount	118	Carson-38	Claire-6	Heidi-34	Yam Yam-40
23	Beard Bros (itsafuckingSTICK)	117	Brandon-32	Danny-30	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
23	Cupcake Belt Buckle	117	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Danny-30	Matt-17
23	Dupa Blada	117	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Yam Yam-40
26	hornacek	115	Heidi-34	Jaime-25	Kane-16	Yam Yam-40
26	Husband of Wife of John (John)	115	Heidi-34	Lauren-24	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
26	The Wall by Rogue Wall Enthusiast	115	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Danny-30	Matthew-15
29	Angelina from White Lotus	114	Carson-38	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Matthew-15
29	Goliath Strong	114	Carson-38	Claire-6	Danny-30	Yam Yam-40
29	Why didn't they call this "Survivor Knights"? (Diego Armando)	114	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
32	Winning team	113	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
33	Ash Ketchup (@AdliHanif_)	112	Carson-38	Danny-30	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
33	Dubious Rob	112	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Matt-17
33	Gloria Gaynor	112	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
33	TheSurvivorSchlong	112	Frannie-31	Lauren-24	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
37	Seanachaidh	111	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Jaime-25	Matt-17
38	Justice4	110	Frannie-31	Lauren-24	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
38	Survivor Bias	110	Brandon-32	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Kane-16
38	Weenor Gang	110	Carson-38	Danny-30	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
41	Can I have your jacket? (@BimTarthelmes)	109	Carolyn-24	Danny-30	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
41	Dig Doug	109	Brandon-32	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Kane-16
41	Nick Unger	109	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Josh-16
41	Team Generic Whites	109	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Kane-16
45	@womanpolanski	108	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Sarah-4
46	four for fortyfour (prettyboyprobst)	107	Claire-6	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Yam Yam-40
46	Girls Just Flock to Him	107	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Claire-6	Frannie-31
48	Assistant to the Coach	106	Carolyn-24	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Matt-17
48	Better than the adults (child of John)	106	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
48	Go Mocs (@yoitscaroline)	106	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
51	Father of Child of John (John)	105	Carolyn-24	Lauren-24	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
51	Prom King	105	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Kane-16	Matt-17
53	Bro lo El Cordero	104	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Matt-17	Matthew-15
53	Gilderoy Lockhart	104	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
53	I'm New Here	104	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Lauren-24	Matthew-15
53	Kikidee	104	Frannie-31	Kane-16	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
53	pufflehuff	104	Carson-38	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Helen-2
53	Survivor ATeam	104	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
59	"John's" "Children" (Something Quirky)	103	Carson-38	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Sarah-4
59	r/survivor	103	Carolyn-24	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Matthew-15
59	Torch of Law (@SwordofLaw)	103	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
62	@MSchlegel89	102	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
62	Big_Guyz_Alliance	102	Brandon-32	Bruce-0	Danny-30	Yam Yam-40
62	DJCAMBODIA	102	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Yam Yam-40
62	People's champion Luke Toki	102	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Lauren-24	Matt-17
62	Purple Rock Big Jerm	102	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Kane-16	Matt-17
62	Tashapucksup	102	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Matt-17
62	The Guys	102	Brandon-32	Bruce-0	Danny-30	Yam Yam-40
69	Black Widow Brigade (@abbyflyer)	101	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Lauren-24	Yam Yam-40
69	Muggle	101	Carolyn-24	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Josh-16
69	violina23	101	Carson-38	Claire-6	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
72	davidthemailman	100	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Sarah-4
72	Shepgerszberg@gmail.com's Tonies	100	Claire-6	Danny-30	Lauren-24	Yam Yam-40
74	Friendchooser	99	Carson-38	Matt-17	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
74	Max_Jets	99	Carolyn-24	Frannie-31	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
74	Parade of Losers	99	Carson-38	Danny-30	Kane-16	Matthew-15
74	Scarlet Fever	99	Carson-38	Claire-6	Danny-30	Jaime-25
78	I am 150 to 200% happy with my team right now(Cry Yourself to Sleep)	96	Carson-38	Helen-2	Josh-16	Yam Yam-40
78	KCarper	96	Carolyn-24	Danny-30	Jaime-25	Matt-17
78	Survivor Chops	96	Brandon-32	Jaime-25	Lauren-24	Matthew-15
81	All New Globes	95	Josh-16	Lauren-24	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
81	Head back to camp	95	Carson-38	Helen-2	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
83	orangealfy	94	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Matt-17
83	Tit Whistle	94	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
83	Woadworks	94	Brandon-32	Bruce-0	Carolyn-24	Carson-38
86	"rocked out" (contact s.robertlang@gmail.com)	93	Claire-6	Danny-30	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
86	At the End of the Day…	93	Brandon-32	Danny-30	Josh-16	Matthew-15
86	Forever1267	93	Brandon-32	Danny-30	Kane-16	Matthew-15
86	Marylynnelange@gmail.com	93	Carson-38	Claire-6	Heidi-34	Matthew-15
90	Hipster Pandering (Side Character)	92	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Matthew-15
90	I just saved myself 150 bucks	92	Claire-6	Danny-30	Kane-16	Yam Yam-40
90	Jimmy Fairplay	92	Carson-38	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Matt-17
90	Morgoth	92	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Danny-30	Lauren-24
94	Second chancers	91	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
95	@doctor_wu33	90	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Kane-16
95	BkEmandScout	90	Carolyn-24	Helen-2	Lauren-24	Yam Yam-40
95	CatskillSurvivorJustGuessing	90	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Josh-16
95	Chicken Sympathizer (i and 1)	90	Brandon-32	Carson-38	Josh-16	Sarah-4
95	Richard Hatch's tax returns	90	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
100	AlisaShorty	89	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Kane-16	Sarah-4
101	LemonsA	88	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Matt-17
101	SURVIVORS READY?! NJ (prascsak65 : twitter)	88	Carson-38	Danny-30	Kane-16	Sarah-4
101	Toneloke	88	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
104	“Next time on Survivor.”	87	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
104	Come On In Here	87	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Matt-17	Yam Yam-40
104	Knights of Soka	87	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Heidi-34	Josh-16
104	Rocks for Jocks (@cole_lombardi11)	87	Carson-38	Danny-30	Matthew-15	Sarah-4
104	Survivor BTeam	87	Claire-6	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Matt-17
104	This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)	87	Carson-38	Danny-30	Helen-2	Matt-17
110	Fabio Jud	86	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Maddy-0	Matt-17
110	gmommyrun Mark the Chicken 4eva	86	Claire-6	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Josh-16
110	James Clement's Knuckle (@buttibro1)	86	Carson-38	Claire-6	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
110	Team Generic Whites	86	Carolyn-24	Frannie-31	Kane-16	Matthew-15
114	Fisher’s Finest	85	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Josh-16	Maddy-0
114	I’m Against You Russell	85	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Lauren-24
114	Snuff my Torch Jeffrey (@casspie)	85	Carson-38	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Matt-17
114	Spy shack Spence	85	Brandon-32	Jaime-25	Lauren-24	Sarah-4
118	Gabler’s Bussy	84	Carson-38	Helen-2	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
118	Herd of Goats	84	Claire-6	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Matt-17
118	Lemons!	84	Carson-38	Helen-2	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
121	Aztek Sleepover Party (Adam B/@adambonin)	83	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Danny-30	Matthew-15
121	Dog in a Bowl	83	Carson-38	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Matthew-15
121	Suck it up Buttercup (Disqus: Winner)	83	Danny-30	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Matt-17
124	@inspiteofabby	82	Claire-6	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Matthew-15
124	awaiting-aliens	82	Brandon-32	Frannie-31	Matthew-15	Sarah-4
124	I'm Not Here To Make Friends	82	Brandon-32	Carolyn-24	Helen-2	Lauren-24
124	Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94)	82	Claire-6	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Matthew-15
128	Carpdizz04	81	Brandon-32	Danny-30	Matthew-15	Sarah-4
128	Oh come on, Lauren's right there in the season logo (ADS)	81	Claire-6	Heidi-34	Lauren-24	Matt-17
130	Minecraft 101 (child of John)	80	Brandon-32	Danny-30	Helen-2	Josh-16
130	Peanut Butter Based	80	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Helen-2	Kane-16
130	Stick to the Plan	80	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Matt-17
133	Banana grub (@AimeeisTweeting	79	Carolyn-24	Josh-16	Lauren-24	Matthew-15
133	Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!	79	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
133	The sky is falling	79	Carolyn-24	Carson-38	Helen-2	Matthew-15
136	BadPlayer	78	Claire-6	Danny-30	Helen-2	Yam Yam-40
136	Island Insect (@umcoleoptero)	78	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Matthew-15
136	Mediocre White Men (has a face on it)	78	Danny-30	Kane-16	Matt-17	Matthew-15
136	nowaga	78	Carson-38	Kane-16	Lauren-24	Maddy-0
136	Skinny Dip	78	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Lauren-24	Matt-17
136	Xulas	78	Brandon-32	Helen-2	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
142	Couptang Clan	77	Claire-6	Kane-16	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
142	Kristanxmarie	77	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Kane-16
142	Let's Draw for Spots	77	Carson-38	Claire-6	Josh-16	Matt-17
142	Lira2012	77	Carson-38	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Helen-2
142	Over the Rainbow	77	Claire-6	Josh-16	Matthew-15	Yam Yam-40
147	Rubber Duck Washed Up On A Beach (@mtrose42)	76	Danny-30	Helen-2	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
147	SOKAA	76	Carson-38	Claire-6	Danny-30	Helen-2
147	The bottom of the page (Anaphor)	76	Matt-17	Matthew-15	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
150	Chris Cross	75	Bruce-0	Frannie-31	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
150	Treasure Island	75	Carson-38	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Sarah-4
152	CatskillSurvivorJust Guessing	74	Bruce-0	Carson-38	Heidi-34	Helen-2
152	Jeffrey Probst (@fayenblue)	74	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
152	Peachykeene7	74	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
155	Lego Mario (child of John)	72	Claire-6	Helen-2	Lauren-24	Yam Yam-40
155	MEDIC!!!	72	Carson-38	Helen-2	Matt-17	Matthew-15
157	Diamonds are Forever	71	Bruce-0	Carson-38	Kane-16	Matt-17
157	League of Extraordinary Gablermen	71	Carson-38	Josh-16	Maddy-0	Matt-17
159	Bengals	70	Carson-38	Danny-30	Helen-2	Maddy-0
159	Jeff, I Choose You!	70	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Danny-30	Helen-2
159	No Flint For You	70	Carolyn-24	Helen-2	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
162	A F•cking Stick	69	Claire-6	Danny-30	Josh-16	Matt-17
162	Goladiators	69	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Matthew-15
162	ry17dog	69	Claire-6	Danny-30	Frannie-31	Helen-2
162	Snsetblaze	69	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Matt-17	Matthew-15
162	The Falling Off Rocks Podcast (TheForRealDeal)	69	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Josh-16	Matthew-15
167	Survivor CSRI	68	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Heidi-34	Sarah-4
168	Good Mojo (Storms Husband)	67	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Josh-16	Matthew-15
168	It's a Fucking Pick (@ttkier)	67	Claire-6	Matt-17	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
168	Lurker	67	Heidi-34	Josh-16	Maddy-0	Matt-17
171	65 mph (bassmanxvi)	66	Claire-6	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Lauren-24
171	L I V I N (@thekinasty)	66	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Sarah-4
171	Survivor Squad (NearlyNina)	66	Claire-6	Josh-16	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
174	NoEyesInBlindfold	65	Carolyn-24	Helen-2	Lauren-24	Matthew-15
174	Vlachosen Ones (@jakea563)	65	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Matt-17	Matthew-15
176	AubrysWinnersEdit	64	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Josh-16	Matthew-15
177	Dezbot's Best Worst Guess	63	Helen-2	Matt-17	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
177	Hnnhptt2021	63	Carson-38	Claire-6	Helen-2	Matt-17
177	JoeExpectations	63	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Lauren-24
180	Buddy System	62	Bruce-0	Claire-6	Josh-16	Yam Yam-40
180	Fairplay's Grandma	62	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Matt-17	Matthew-15
180	Queenslayers to the Front	62	Carson-38	Claire-6	Helen-2	Kane-16
183	Sad Quacks	61	Claire-6	Kane-16	Lauren-24	Matthew-15
183	StormofCuteness	61	Carson-38	Claire-6	Helen-2	Matthew-15
185	WelldressedEvil's Folly	60	Bruce-0	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Lauren-24
186	Fingers crossed	59	Claire-6	Heidi-34	Helen-2	Matt-17
186	Gilbo Baggins	59	Carson-38	Helen-2	Matthew-15	Sarah-4
186	Michele Fitzgerald kicking puzzles (@TrueAlainer)	59	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Matt-17	Sarah-4
189	Alexisgeeee	58	Helen-2	Lauren-24	Matt-17	Matthew-15
189	BatLeon Hates Pick 4	58	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Kane-16	Sarah-4
189	Numbers Don’t Lie	58	Bruce-0	Carolyn-24	Heidi-34	Maddy-0
192	Ms. Sweaterfan is NOT going to overthink this	57	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Helen-2	Matt-17
192	Rara	57	Josh-16	Lauren-24	Maddy-0	Matt-17
194	JerseyLuck Goes to Brooklyn	56	Claire-6	Danny-30	Josh-16	Sarah-4
194	The Duke Difference (@j_pertile)	56	Brandon-32	Claire-6	Helen-2	Josh-16
196	JgirlPlayz	54	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Matthew-15
196	Naked Peanut Butter	54	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Lauren-24	Maddy-0
198	ANT	53	Claire-6	Danny-30	Helen-2	Matthew-15
199	Dupa_Romana	52	Kane-16	Matt-17	Matthew-15	Sarah-4
199	Team Yomi (@mason_laney_)	52	Claire-6	Helen-2	Sarah-4	Yam Yam-40
201	Beebs	50	Carson-38	Claire-6	Helen-2	Sarah-4
202	Maritimer	49	Claire-6	Helen-2	Jaime-25	Josh-16
202	Team Fairplay	49	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Helen-2	Matt-17
204	Coconut Husks @lemonyyyy	44	Bruce-0	Carolyn-24	Kane-16	Sarah-4
205	She Died, Dude	43	Claire-6	Frannie-31	Helen-2	Sarah-4
206	Four random people @jrbsu	41	Claire-6	Helen-2	Josh-16	Matt-17
206	Team Awesome	41	Claire-6	Helen-2	Kane-16	Matt-17
208	Tony's Llamas (@mshah10)	40	Claire-6	Helen-2	Matt-17	Matthew-15
209	Dream Team	37	Claire-6	Helen-2	Jaime-25	Sarah-4
210	KiKi	36	Carolyn-24	Claire-6	Helen-2	Sarah-4
211	bailey	29	Claire-6	Helen-2	Matt-17	Sarah-4
212	RBs Playas (@reillybiedebach)	28	Claire-6	Helen-2	Josh-16	Sarah-4
213	Survivor Super Fun Time	26	Bruce-0	Carolyn-24	Helen-2	Maddy-0
214	baileysan	25	Claire-6	Helen-2	Maddy-0	Matt-17
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Champions League:

Bad news for SttP, who is eliminated from this season’s Champions League after losing Matt. Forever1267 and Mike Hirsch are kicking ass and near locks to return next season. There are three teams within one point of each other vying for the final two automatic qualifier spots- No Eyes in Blindfold, Ainslee, and Ulong has to win eventually.

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Other leagues

Unfortunately I’m running way behind this week, so I’m not going to shout any leagues out. I’ll get back to that next week.

You can find the pages for all the self-drafted leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group): PRP fantasy leagues.