Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 45 week 10

Week 9? I’m sorry, generative AI does not believe in week 9.

This week’s AI-generated image: Rupert from Survivor at a merge feast. You remember him, right? Good ol’ Rupert. Hasn’t changed a bit.

Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described episode 10, with the additional instruction to “Write the summary as though you are a bro writing for your fellow bros, but also you admire Greta Thunberg.”

Yo bros, strap in cause Survivor 45 episode 10 was more explosive than a post-cheat day fart, bro! We had some serious bros and babes crushing it in the game, while also doin’ their part to protect those macros and the environment, ya feel me?

Alright, let’s talk players. We had Brad, the absolute macro machine, crushing those challenges like it’s leg day every day. Lisa, the yoga goddess, striking that perfect balance between zen and killer gameplay. And then we got Chad, the surfer bro extraordinaire, riding waves and playing the game like a true Brahsidon. Respect.

Now, onto the challenge, bros. This week, the tribes had to demolish a massive obstacle course, bro-style. They had to climb walls, crawl through mud pits, and navigate some seriously gnarly rope swings. It was like an extreme sports highlight reel, bro! The tribe that completed the course first, gave their team a one-way ticket to Flavor Town, also known as the merge, where alliances could be mended or shredded. It was a total bro-tastic spectacle, hotter than Greta Thunberg’s passion for saving the earth, bro!

But let’s get down to business at tribal council, where alliances were tested harder than a post-leg day quad pump. Brad and Lisa had some seriously tough choices to make, bros. On one hand, Chad, their bro from day one who’s been chugging protein shakes and staying loyal. On the other hand, there’s Jessica, this babe who’s been hustlin’ hard and making big moves like a bro on a mission.

The tension was palpable, like the silent but deadly fart that lurks in a crowded gym locker room, bro. Brad and Lisa, sly as ever, didn’t spill the beans on their bigger plans. But when the time came to vote, they decided to stick to the bro-tonic ideal, bro code intact. And that meant Chad’s torch was snuffed, in a blindside that hit harder than leg day soreness, bros.

So, in conclusion, Survivor 45 episode 10 was more lit than a cheat day cheat meal, with crazy challenges, bro-council fireworks, and a blindside so epic, it could rival Greta Thunberg’s passion for change. This season is heating up, bros, with gameplay hotter than a protein shake-induced burp. Stay tuned for more bro-friendships being tested and epic strategizing on the horizon!

That’s a one-way ticket to Flavor Town. No coming back from that. Also, are the protein shake-induced burps as “hot” as in they feel warm coming out? Or they’re sexy to others?

34 people had Bruce, 41 people had Kendra.

Individual scoring table

Last week’s reward: 1 point to Bruce, Julie, and Kendra.

Last week’s individual immunity: 4 points to Bruce.

Last week’s idol find: 3 points to Austin now that Kellie is gone and his idol is an idol.

Last week’s VTEP points: 2 points to Austin, Bruce, Dee, Drew, Jake, Julie.

Individual reward: 2 points to Emily.

Individual immunity: 4 points to Austin.

VTEP points: Everyone but Bruce. That was a vote split.

Pick-4 League

Mark is still in first place? Still?! Dezbot in sixth place is the next highest-ranked commenter, followed by DJ Cambodia (still sporting a fully intact team), PaiMei, and Tit Whistle. Rogue Wall Enthusiast and The Ladder also made it into the top 20. And shout out to Maritimer, who just missed the first page.

Team name
(sorted by rank)
Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1Purple Rock Mark159Austin-50Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26
2DJCambodia150Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
2Gabler Tony Sandwich150Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Sifu-20
4Dezbot's Best Worst Guess147Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
4Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red 147Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17
6Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON)146Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Kellie-22
7It's a Fucking Pick142Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26
8Tasmanian made141Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sifu-20
8The Buddy System141Austin-50Bruce-34Julie-37Sifu-20
10Maritimer139Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26
11i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social)138Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
11TeamSurvivorDesi138Austin-50Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
13KiKi134Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22
13Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24)134Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Katurah-26
13Torty’s Team134Bruce-34Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
16Survivor Chops133Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Sifu-20
174StarBall132Bruce-34Dee-49Drew-31Kendra-18
17Doodle132Austin-50Bruce-34Katurah-26Kellie-22
19PaiMei131Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
19Rogue Wall Enthusiast131Austin-50Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18
19Talkin' Llama131Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22
22Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy)130Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Kellie-22
23MooreSurvivor129Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Sean-4
23Tit Whistle129Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22
25yeebie deebie128Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Emily-20
26SKAD127Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
27Bryn126Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26
27Survivor CSRI126Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17
29I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer)125Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sean-4
30awaiting-aliens124Austin-50Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
31It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd)123Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
32Kikidee122Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Kellie-22
32Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO)122Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sifu-20
32Vuku122Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
35Bikini Proponent (i and 1)121Austin-50Drew-31JMaya-14Katurah-26
36Jocks Are Us120Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Attorneys R Us119Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
37Cousin Greg119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
37Delulusional 119Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Mike Hirsch119Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
37Muggle119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
42All I want is good TV118Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
42Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif)118Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
42Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst)118Austin-50Emily-20Katurah-26Kellie-22
45@doctor_wu33117Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
46All the Fixins116Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Sean-4
46I'm Not Here to Make Friends116Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
46Jeffrey's mama116Dee-49Drew-31JMaya-14Kellie-22
46Martha Puth116Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
46The Ladder116Bruce-34Jake-25Julie-37Sifu-20
51Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando)115Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Katurah-26
51Dig Doug 115Austin-50Bruce-34JMaya-14Kaleb-17
51Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021)115Austin-50Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
51Sangmin115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Survivor Chicks115Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
51Whorse Girlz*115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Will Strip for Peanut Butter115Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
58Hard Things (NearlyNina)114Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
58Sorry For You (@jrbsu)114Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
60BeviFam JoJo113Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
60Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams113Dee-49Emily-20Katurah-26Kendra-18
60Team Generic Whites113Drew-31Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37
63Generic Survivor Character Archetype112Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
63Kristanxmarie112Dee-49Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
65BostonRobFan4Ever111Bruce-34Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
65orangealfy111Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kellie-22
65Random77111Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22
65WillBeAwesome111Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sean-4
69Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John)110Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Katurah-26
70Big Boom109Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Jake-25
70Chris Cross109Brando-9Bruce-34Dee-49Kaleb-17
72Break the Law108Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
72Secret Ninjas (Child of John)108Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26Sifu-20
72Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner)108Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
75****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK)107Bruce-34Dee-49Emily-20Sean-4
75bailey107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Bev Malory107Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kendra-18
75Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray)107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Scarlet Fever107Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kendra-18
75Survivor 50: Ohio107Austin-50Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
75Time For Pudding107Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
82Bev Lynzi105Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14Julie-37
82Daddy Jeff 105Drew-31Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
82The Cat’s Pajamas105Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
85Stick to the Plan104Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86[Carolyn Screams]103Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Evil Regals103Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
86Replacant (Storms Husband)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86toneloke103Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kendra-18
91Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!102Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Katurah-26
91Prom King102Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26
93Has a Face on It101Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Sifu-20
93Rex's mama101Austin-50Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17
95hornacek100Dee-49JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sifu-20
95Not-So-Super Fan100Austin-50Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
97AlisaShorty99Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Sabiyah-6
97Fugees&Funyuns99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social)99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi99Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
97Schmops Survivors99Austin-50Brandon-1Katurah-26Kellie-22
97Snsetblaze99Bruce-34Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
97Stickin to the Plan99Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
97Survivor ATeam99Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
105Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie)98Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
105Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs98Austin-50Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22
105Diamonds are Forever98Austin-50Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
105People's champion Luke Toki98Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kellie-22
109Stir the Pot, Ladies!97Julie-37Kellie-22Kendra-18Sifu-20
109Uncle Jeff97Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
111BevFam Dad96Bruce-34Drew-31JMaya-14Kaleb-17
111JaxoN.s.ReeveS96Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Kinda Cute Boyz96Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Lira201296Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
111Moxie’s Picks96Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Julie-37
111Panic (Todd City)96Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26Sifu-20
117Gauna12495Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
117Wife of John95Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
119Mai Tais and Pringles93Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17
119Tdravesyaboi93Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
121DukesDregs92Brandon-1Bruce-34Emily-20Julie-37
121Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com92Brandon-1Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17
123Bev Tae91Bruce-34Emily-20Kaleb-17Sifu-20
123I can get loud too wtf91Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
125Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath90Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
126Dog in a Bowl89Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20Katurah-26
126Goliath Strong89Austin-50Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
126Purple Rock Big Jerm89Brandon-1Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
129All about the hair88Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sifu-20
129Lildukky88Brando-9Julie-37Kellie-22Sifu-20
131ANAPAULARJ87Dee-49Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
131BadPlayer's Nu-BWB87Dee-49JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131Black Widow Brigade87Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos87Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22
131Team Yomi (@mason_laney_)87Austin-50Brando-9Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
1369 Toe Tusslers86Austin-50Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
136NoEyesInBlindfold86Jake-25Julie-37Sean-4Sifu-20
136StormofCuteness86Bruce-34Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139AubrysWinnersEdit85Bruce-34Jake-25Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139Forever126785Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Sifu-20
139She Died, Dude85Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kellie-22
139This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)85Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sean-4
143Bev mom83Emily-20Jake-25Kendra-18Sifu-20
143I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS)83Bruce-34Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
143Smuff It Jeff83Drew-31Emily-20JMaya-14Kendra-18
146ChitownSnakes82Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22Sean-4
146Dubious Rob82Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
146Erin‘s Empire82Jake-25JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
146Fairplay Boyz82Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
150BevFam Malory81Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kendra-18
150JgirlPlayz81Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Kaleb-17
152Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes)80JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
152r/Survivor80Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
154BatLeon's Late to the Game Team78Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
154Rimi78Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kendra-18
156alsoCatskillSurvivor77Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
156Dad77Austin-50Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
156Pancham Party 77Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Kendra-18
156Parade of Losers77Drew-31Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
156That’s tough 77Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
156The G.O.A.T77Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
156the sky is falling 77Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kaleb-17
156violina2377JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sifu-20
156Weenor 77Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14
165Madeintampa76Julie-37Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
166John’s ball sweat75Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
167Fransesqua74Brando-9Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
167JesseDidNothingWrong74Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
167John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John)74Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
167What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky)74Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
171Beebs73Austin-50Brandon-1Hannah-0Kellie-22
171DukeSilver73Austin-50Brandon-1Kendra-18Sean-4
173A Fucking Stick72Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sean-4
173Ms. Sweaterfan72Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
173Rubber Ducks in the Sun72Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
176BevFam Tae71Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0Kaleb-17
176Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1)71Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
178D&L70Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
179Chickennugget 69Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
179Dam blue pancake (Child of John)69Brando-9JMaya-14Katurah-26Sifu-20
179I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B)69Emily-20Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
179Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com69Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17Kendra-18
179Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes)69Drew-31JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
184AsherJiskool68Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
184BevFam Lynzi68Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0JMaya-14
184Buffalicious 68Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Sean-4
184gilbert grape68JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
184MalcolmIsMyCopilot68Emily-20Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
184The Tees Knees 68Brando-9Emily-20Kaleb-17Kellie-22
190Fuck You Brad Culpepper67Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4Sifu-20
191Friendchooser66Brando-9Drew-31Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
191Richard Hatch's Tax Returns66Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
193Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89)65Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
194BevFam Mom63Emily-20Hannah-0Jake-25Kendra-18
194RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17)63Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
194Rupert’s Tie-Dye63Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
194team long shot (@FayeNBlue)63JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
198SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com)62Emily-20Kendra-18Sean-4Sifu-20
199Rara 60Brando-9Drew-31JMaya-14Sabiyah-6
200Bro lo el Cordero58Brando-9Brandon-1Drew-31Kaleb-17
201Bergs0557Brando-9Emily-20Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
202The Dreaded Women's Alliance54Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
203Queenslayers to the Front53Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
204Jeff's Blue Shirt52Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4Sifu-20
205The Coconut Phones 50Brandon-1JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
206Davidthemailman 48Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
207Side Character47Brando-9JMaya-14Sean-4Sifu-20
207Yeltra47Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
209ry17dog46JMaya-14Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4
210Survivor BTeam44Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
211Its an Effing Llama43Hannah-0Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
212All hail, Carolyn our queen!42Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sean-4
212Ulong or Bust42JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
214BEHK39Brandon-1Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
215AmethystIsAPurpleRock37Brando-9Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
216Jeff's Dermatologist31Brandon-1Hannah-0Katurah-26Sean-4
217TheForRealDeal28Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
218Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee)22Brandon-1Hannah-0Kaleb-17Sean-4
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Champions League:

It’s still Mark in first, Mike in second. But the most amusing story is that The Ladder is still in last place despite having a player still in the game. That’s our boy Jake, scoring machine.

Team
Pick 1
Pick 2
1Purple Rock Mark71Bruce34Julie37
2Mike Hirsch68Austin50Kendra18
3Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON)63Dee49JMaya14
4DesiSurvivor46Emily20Katurah26
5Carterfan35Drew31Sean4
6Forever126729Brando9Sifu20
7The Ladder26Jake25Brandon1
8Wife of John23Kaleb17Sabiyah6
9Carolyn Screams22Kellie22Hannah0

Other leagues

Let’s get an update on my favorite 3-team fantasy league: Ainslee, Charles and Sam. Charles is out to a 26-point lead, but this is likely to be a pretty close finish. You see, Charles only has Julie left. Ainslee and Sam are 26 and 30 points behind, respectively, but Ainslee has Austin and Drew while Sam has Katurah, Emily, Our Boy Jake, and Dee. Sam still has four players! It appears as though Charles may be a star that burns brightly and fades quickly.

If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).