Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 45 week 12

Season’s greetings from the week 12 fantasy scoreboard.

This week’s AI-generated image: “A holiday card from Jeff Probst”. I did not instruct the AI image generator to include Jeff Probst’s husband, Also Jeff Probst But Maybe Slightly Younger. That was an ad-lib by the AI.

Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described episode 12, with the additional instruction to “Write the summary in the style of Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”

Now gather around, my friends, as I spin a tale,
Of Survivor 45, where alliances prevail.
In the jungle’s heart, on an island quite grand,
The game took a twist, oh, how things had been planned.

Our players, with grit, faced the twelfth episode,
Their eyes full of dreams, a game to decode.
There was Johnny, the mastermind, conniving and sly,
And Emma, an outsider, who aimed straight for the sky.

At the start, a challenge began with great cheer,
To test their strength and bravery, no need for fear.
They climbed, they crawled, they swung from the trees,
To gather some puzzle pieces, aiming for victory.

Victor, the mighty, solved puzzles with grace,
While Jessie sprinted fast, keeping up with the race.
But the Grinch, oh yes, he’d been watching with glee,
For his heart was mischievous, his intentions not free.

In a sneaky move, the Grinch had set up a trap,
A fake immunity idol, catching players in a nap.
Johnny and Emma snatched it, oh, their eyes full of glee,
But little did they know, his grin held trickery.

As evening approached, whispers filled the air,
The Grinch’s plan would unfold, leaving players in despair.
Johnny, clever and cunning, spread seeds far and wide,
Forming secret alliances, deep in the night, they hide.

Emma, quite naïve, saw hope in the Grinch’s charm,
But Johnny knew better, there was nothing but harm.
He plotted and schemed, to vote her out of the game,
Leaving Emma heartbroken, her dreams now in flame.

At Tribal Council, faces filled with suspense,
As the Grinch pulled strings, a master of pretense.
But little did he know, Johnny had a surprise,
A hidden immunity idol, right before their eyes.

With a sly grin, Johnny played it, he revealed his might,
The votes were null and void, oh, what a sight!
The Grinch’s face frowned, his plan now in tatters,
For his malicious tricks, oh, how it all matters.

In the end, dear friends, alliances were shattered,
As players turned on each other, relationships tattered.
But Johnny and Emma, despite all the fuss,
Survived the episode, leaving us in suspense.

So remember, my friends, in this game of deceit,
Alliances crumble, causing hearts to retreat.
Survivor 45, with its cunning and wiles,
How the Grinch tried to steal victory, yet still it compiles.

How about them fake idols, though?

37 people had Drew. So that’s nice for them, I guess.

Individual scoring table

Individual reward: 2 points to Austin.

Individual immunity: 4 points to Dee.

Idol find: 3 points to Jake.

VTEP points: 2 points to Dee, Jake, Julie, and Katurah.

Pick-4 League

Mark is back in first. This fucking guy! DJ Cambodia is looking good for a Champions League invite in 5th place with a full squad. Dezbot is in 8th and also has a solid chance at a Champions League invite. Rogue Wall Enthusiast, Tit Whistle, PaiMei, and The Ladder are all in the top 20 and fighting for those additional Champions League spots.

Team name
(sorted by rank)
Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1Purple Rock Mark159Austin-50Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26
2DJCambodia150Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
2Gabler Tony Sandwich150Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Sifu-20
4Dezbot's Best Worst Guess147Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
4Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red 147Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17
6Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON)146Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Kellie-22
7It's a Fucking Pick142Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26
8Tasmanian made141Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sifu-20
8The Buddy System141Austin-50Bruce-34Julie-37Sifu-20
10Maritimer139Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26
11i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social)138Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
11TeamSurvivorDesi138Austin-50Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
13KiKi134Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22
13Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24)134Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Katurah-26
13Torty’s Team134Bruce-34Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
16Survivor Chops133Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Sifu-20
174StarBall132Bruce-34Dee-49Drew-31Kendra-18
17Doodle132Austin-50Bruce-34Katurah-26Kellie-22
19PaiMei131Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
19Rogue Wall Enthusiast131Austin-50Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18
19Talkin' Llama131Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22
22Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy)130Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Kellie-22
23MooreSurvivor129Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Sean-4
23Tit Whistle129Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22
25yeebie deebie128Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Emily-20
26SKAD127Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
27Bryn126Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26
27Survivor CSRI126Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17
29I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer)125Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sean-4
30awaiting-aliens124Austin-50Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
31It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd)123Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
32Kikidee122Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Kellie-22
32Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO)122Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sifu-20
32Vuku122Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
35Bikini Proponent (i and 1)121Austin-50Drew-31JMaya-14Katurah-26
36Jocks Are Us120Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Attorneys R Us119Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
37Cousin Greg119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
37Delulusional 119Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Mike Hirsch119Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
37Muggle119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
42All I want is good TV118Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
42Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif)118Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
42Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst)118Austin-50Emily-20Katurah-26Kellie-22
45@doctor_wu33117Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
46All the Fixins116Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Sean-4
46I'm Not Here to Make Friends116Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
46Jeffrey's mama116Dee-49Drew-31JMaya-14Kellie-22
46Martha Puth116Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
46The Ladder116Bruce-34Jake-25Julie-37Sifu-20
51Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando)115Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Katurah-26
51Dig Doug 115Austin-50Bruce-34JMaya-14Kaleb-17
51Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021)115Austin-50Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
51Sangmin115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Survivor Chicks115Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
51Whorse Girlz*115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Will Strip for Peanut Butter115Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
58Hard Things (NearlyNina)114Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
58Sorry For You (@jrbsu)114Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
60BeviFam JoJo113Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
60Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams113Dee-49Emily-20Katurah-26Kendra-18
60Team Generic Whites113Drew-31Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37
63Generic Survivor Character Archetype112Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
63Kristanxmarie112Dee-49Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
65BostonRobFan4Ever111Bruce-34Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
65orangealfy111Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kellie-22
65Random77111Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22
65WillBeAwesome111Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sean-4
69Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John)110Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Katurah-26
70Big Boom109Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Jake-25
70Chris Cross109Brando-9Bruce-34Dee-49Kaleb-17
72Break the Law108Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
72Secret Ninjas (Child of John)108Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26Sifu-20
72Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner)108Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
75****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK)107Bruce-34Dee-49Emily-20Sean-4
75bailey107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Bev Malory107Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kendra-18
75Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray)107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Scarlet Fever107Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kendra-18
75Survivor 50: Ohio107Austin-50Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
75Time For Pudding107Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
82Bev Lynzi105Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14Julie-37
82Daddy Jeff 105Drew-31Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
82The Cat’s Pajamas105Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
85Stick to the Plan104Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86[Carolyn Screams]103Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Evil Regals103Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
86Replacant (Storms Husband)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86toneloke103Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kendra-18
91Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!102Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Katurah-26
91Prom King102Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26
93Has a Face on It101Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Sifu-20
93Rex's mama101Austin-50Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17
95hornacek100Dee-49JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sifu-20
95Not-So-Super Fan100Austin-50Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
97AlisaShorty99Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Sabiyah-6
97Fugees&Funyuns99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social)99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi99Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
97Schmops Survivors99Austin-50Brandon-1Katurah-26Kellie-22
97Snsetblaze99Bruce-34Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
97Stickin to the Plan99Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
97Survivor ATeam99Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
105Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie)98Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
105Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs98Austin-50Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22
105Diamonds are Forever98Austin-50Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
105People's champion Luke Toki98Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kellie-22
109Stir the Pot, Ladies!97Julie-37Kellie-22Kendra-18Sifu-20
109Uncle Jeff97Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
111BevFam Dad96Bruce-34Drew-31JMaya-14Kaleb-17
111JaxoN.s.ReeveS96Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Kinda Cute Boyz96Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Lira201296Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
111Moxie’s Picks96Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Julie-37
111Panic (Todd City)96Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26Sifu-20
117Gauna12495Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
117Wife of John95Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
119Mai Tais and Pringles93Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17
119Tdravesyaboi93Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
121DukesDregs92Brandon-1Bruce-34Emily-20Julie-37
121Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com92Brandon-1Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17
123Bev Tae91Bruce-34Emily-20Kaleb-17Sifu-20
123I can get loud too wtf91Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
125Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath90Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
126Dog in a Bowl89Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20Katurah-26
126Goliath Strong89Austin-50Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
126Purple Rock Big Jerm89Brandon-1Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
129All about the hair88Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sifu-20
129Lildukky88Brando-9Julie-37Kellie-22Sifu-20
131ANAPAULARJ87Dee-49Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
131BadPlayer's Nu-BWB87Dee-49JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131Black Widow Brigade87Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos87Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22
131Team Yomi (@mason_laney_)87Austin-50Brando-9Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
1369 Toe Tusslers86Austin-50Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
136NoEyesInBlindfold86Jake-25Julie-37Sean-4Sifu-20
136StormofCuteness86Bruce-34Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139AubrysWinnersEdit85Bruce-34Jake-25Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139Forever126785Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Sifu-20
139She Died, Dude85Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kellie-22
139This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)85Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sean-4
143Bev mom83Emily-20Jake-25Kendra-18Sifu-20
143I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS)83Bruce-34Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
143Smuff It Jeff83Drew-31Emily-20JMaya-14Kendra-18
146ChitownSnakes82Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22Sean-4
146Dubious Rob82Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
146Erin‘s Empire82Jake-25JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
146Fairplay Boyz82Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
150BevFam Malory81Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kendra-18
150JgirlPlayz81Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Kaleb-17
152Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes)80JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
152r/Survivor80Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
154BatLeon's Late to the Game Team78Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
154Rimi78Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kendra-18
156alsoCatskillSurvivor77Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
156Dad77Austin-50Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
156Pancham Party 77Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Kendra-18
156Parade of Losers77Drew-31Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
156That’s tough 77Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
156The G.O.A.T77Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
156the sky is falling 77Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kaleb-17
156violina2377JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sifu-20
156Weenor 77Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14
165Madeintampa76Julie-37Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
166John’s ball sweat75Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
167Fransesqua74Brando-9Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
167JesseDidNothingWrong74Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
167John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John)74Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
167What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky)74Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
171Beebs73Austin-50Brandon-1Hannah-0Kellie-22
171DukeSilver73Austin-50Brandon-1Kendra-18Sean-4
173A Fucking Stick72Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sean-4
173Ms. Sweaterfan72Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
173Rubber Ducks in the Sun72Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
176BevFam Tae71Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0Kaleb-17
176Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1)71Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
178D&L70Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
179Chickennugget 69Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
179Dam blue pancake (Child of John)69Brando-9JMaya-14Katurah-26Sifu-20
179I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B)69Emily-20Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
179Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com69Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17Kendra-18
179Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes)69Drew-31JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
184AsherJiskool68Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
184BevFam Lynzi68Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0JMaya-14
184Buffalicious 68Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Sean-4
184gilbert grape68JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
184MalcolmIsMyCopilot68Emily-20Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
184The Tees Knees 68Brando-9Emily-20Kaleb-17Kellie-22
190Fuck You Brad Culpepper67Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4Sifu-20
191Friendchooser66Brando-9Drew-31Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
191Richard Hatch's Tax Returns66Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
193Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89)65Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
194BevFam Mom63Emily-20Hannah-0Jake-25Kendra-18
194RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17)63Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
194Rupert’s Tie-Dye63Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
194team long shot (@FayeNBlue)63JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
198SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com)62Emily-20Kendra-18Sean-4Sifu-20
199Rara 60Brando-9Drew-31JMaya-14Sabiyah-6
200Bro lo el Cordero58Brando-9Brandon-1Drew-31Kaleb-17
201Bergs0557Brando-9Emily-20Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
202The Dreaded Women's Alliance54Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
203Queenslayers to the Front53Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
204Jeff's Blue Shirt52Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4Sifu-20
205The Coconut Phones 50Brandon-1JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
206Davidthemailman 48Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
207Side Character47Brando-9JMaya-14Sean-4Sifu-20
207Yeltra47Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
209ry17dog46JMaya-14Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4
210Survivor BTeam44Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
211Its an Effing Llama43Hannah-0Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
212All hail, Carolyn our queen!42Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sean-4
212Ulong or Bust42JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
214BEHK39Brandon-1Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
215AmethystIsAPurpleRock37Brando-9Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
216Jeff's Dermatologist31Brandon-1Hannah-0Katurah-26Sean-4
217TheForRealDeal28Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
218Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee)22Brandon-1Hannah-0Kaleb-17Sean-4
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190
2190

Champions League:

Mark, Mike, Yau-Man Forever, and Desi Survivor will all get automatic invites next season. Congrats to them and whatever. Anyway, the update you really care about: The Ladder moved out of last place!

Team
Pick 1
Pick 2
1Purple Rock Mark71Bruce34Julie37
2Mike Hirsch68Austin50Kendra18
3Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON)63Dee49JMaya14
4DesiSurvivor46Emily20Katurah26
5Carterfan35Drew31Sean4
6Forever126729Brando9Sifu20
7The Ladder26Jake25Brandon1
8Wife of John23Kaleb17Sabiyah6
9Carolyn Screams22Kellie22Hannah0

Other leagues

Sam (of Ainslee, Charles, and Sam) has 3 players left to try and make up 25 points on Charles. (Sorry Ainslee, you’re doomed.) Having the winner should get a pretty substantial number of points, but this is going to be close.

If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here.