Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 45 week 2

It’s time to fire up the ol’ AI machine and check in with this week’s fantasy standings!

This week’s AI-generated image: Jeff Probst riding a dolphin and holding a trophy. Nowhere in the prompt did it suggest that Probst should look like a villain who would fight Spider-Man.

Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described episode 2:

In Survivor 45 episode 2, titled “Tribe Swap Turmoil,” the tribes were reshuffled. Kalokalo now consisted of Sarah, a fierce and strategic lawyer; Ethan, a charming and athletic firefighter; Olivia, a resourceful and cunning nurse; Jake, a determined and physically strong construction worker; Maya, a sharp-witted and strategic accountant; and Jason, a laid-back and social surfer. Makani had Amanda, a resilient and physically fit teacher; Mike, a cunning and manipulative salesman; Brooke, an outgoing and athletic marketing executive; Alex, a clever and strategic engineer; Lisa, a compassionate and perceptive therapist; and Max, a strong and hardworking farmer. Kalokalo had the majority, while Makani faced a challenge. At the immunity challenge, Makani won by a narrow margin. Back at camp, Kalokalo prepared for tribal council. Maya aligned with the original members, targeting Jason, who was seen as a potential wildcard. At tribal council, Jason was voted out. The episode ended with both tribes adjusting to the new dynamics and strategizing for the future.

Congratulations to Maya for getting that laid-back social surfer Jason voted out.

I would offer apologies to those of you who had Brandon on your team (25 of you), but honestly you deserve that. You watched that first episode and thought, “This seems like a guy who will turn things around and become a valuable and adept player”?

Individual scoring table

Immunity points: 3 points to Austin, Dee, Drew, Janani, Julie, Sifu. 2 points to Brando, Bruce, Jake, Katurah, Kellie, Kendra.

VTEP points: One point to Emily, Kaleb, and Sean.

Pick-4 League

Gabler Tony Sandwich (what a choice for a name) and Survivor Chops are tied for the lead. But close behind them are two commenters I recognize, i and 1 and Maritimer, who are tied for third place. And tied for ninth place is a whole list of notable names, including not one but two of my children, Dezbot, Diego, DJ Cambodia, Forever1267, bassmanxvi, Orangealfy, Mark, Ricarson, Rogue Wall Enthusiast, and The Ladder. Enjoy what I am certain will be fleeting success, all of you.

Team name
(sorted by rank)
Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1Purple Rock Mark159Austin-50Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26
2DJCambodia150Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
2Gabler Tony Sandwich150Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Sifu-20
4Dezbot's Best Worst Guess147Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
4Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red 147Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17
6Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON)146Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Kellie-22
7It's a Fucking Pick142Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26
8Tasmanian made141Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sifu-20
8The Buddy System141Austin-50Bruce-34Julie-37Sifu-20
10Maritimer139Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26
11i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social)138Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
11TeamSurvivorDesi138Austin-50Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
13KiKi134Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22
13Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24)134Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Katurah-26
13Torty’s Team134Bruce-34Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
16Survivor Chops133Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Sifu-20
174StarBall132Bruce-34Dee-49Drew-31Kendra-18
17Doodle132Austin-50Bruce-34Katurah-26Kellie-22
19PaiMei131Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
19Rogue Wall Enthusiast131Austin-50Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18
19Talkin' Llama131Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22
22Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy)130Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Kellie-22
23MooreSurvivor129Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Sean-4
23Tit Whistle129Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22
25yeebie deebie128Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Emily-20
26SKAD127Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
27Bryn126Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26
27Survivor CSRI126Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17
29I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer)125Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sean-4
30awaiting-aliens124Austin-50Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
31It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd)123Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
32Kikidee122Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Kellie-22
32Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO)122Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sifu-20
32Vuku122Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
35Bikini Proponent (i and 1)121Austin-50Drew-31JMaya-14Katurah-26
36Jocks Are Us120Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Attorneys R Us119Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
37Cousin Greg119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
37Delulusional 119Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Mike Hirsch119Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
37Muggle119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
42All I want is good TV118Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
42Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif)118Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
42Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst)118Austin-50Emily-20Katurah-26Kellie-22
45@doctor_wu33117Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
46All the Fixins116Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Sean-4
46I'm Not Here to Make Friends116Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
46Jeffrey's mama116Dee-49Drew-31JMaya-14Kellie-22
46Martha Puth116Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
46The Ladder116Bruce-34Jake-25Julie-37Sifu-20
51Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando)115Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Katurah-26
51Dig Doug 115Austin-50Bruce-34JMaya-14Kaleb-17
51Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021)115Austin-50Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
51Sangmin115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Survivor Chicks115Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
51Whorse Girlz*115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Will Strip for Peanut Butter115Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
58Hard Things (NearlyNina)114Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
58Sorry For You (@jrbsu)114Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
60BeviFam JoJo113Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
60Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams113Dee-49Emily-20Katurah-26Kendra-18
60Team Generic Whites113Drew-31Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37
63Generic Survivor Character Archetype112Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
63Kristanxmarie112Dee-49Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
65BostonRobFan4Ever111Bruce-34Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
65orangealfy111Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kellie-22
65Random77111Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22
65WillBeAwesome111Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sean-4
69Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John)110Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Katurah-26
70Big Boom109Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Jake-25
70Chris Cross109Brando-9Bruce-34Dee-49Kaleb-17
72Break the Law108Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
72Secret Ninjas (Child of John)108Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26Sifu-20
72Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner)108Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
75****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK)107Bruce-34Dee-49Emily-20Sean-4
75bailey107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Bev Malory107Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kendra-18
75Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray)107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Scarlet Fever107Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kendra-18
75Survivor 50: Ohio107Austin-50Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
75Time For Pudding107Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
82Bev Lynzi105Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14Julie-37
82Daddy Jeff 105Drew-31Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
82The Cat’s Pajamas105Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
85Stick to the Plan104Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86[Carolyn Screams]103Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Evil Regals103Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
86Replacant (Storms Husband)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86toneloke103Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kendra-18
91Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!102Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Katurah-26
91Prom King102Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26
93Has a Face on It101Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Sifu-20
93Rex's mama101Austin-50Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17
95hornacek100Dee-49JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sifu-20
95Not-So-Super Fan100Austin-50Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
97AlisaShorty99Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Sabiyah-6
97Fugees&Funyuns99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social)99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi99Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
97Schmops Survivors99Austin-50Brandon-1Katurah-26Kellie-22
97Snsetblaze99Bruce-34Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
97Stickin to the Plan99Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
97Survivor ATeam99Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
105Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie)98Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
105Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs98Austin-50Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22
105Diamonds are Forever98Austin-50Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
105People's champion Luke Toki98Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kellie-22
109Stir the Pot, Ladies!97Julie-37Kellie-22Kendra-18Sifu-20
109Uncle Jeff97Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
111BevFam Dad96Bruce-34Drew-31JMaya-14Kaleb-17
111JaxoN.s.ReeveS96Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Kinda Cute Boyz96Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Lira201296Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
111Moxie’s Picks96Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Julie-37
111Panic (Todd City)96Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26Sifu-20
117Gauna12495Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
117Wife of John95Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
119Mai Tais and Pringles93Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17
119Tdravesyaboi93Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
121DukesDregs92Brandon-1Bruce-34Emily-20Julie-37
121Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com92Brandon-1Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17
123Bev Tae91Bruce-34Emily-20Kaleb-17Sifu-20
123I can get loud too wtf91Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
125Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath90Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
126Dog in a Bowl89Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20Katurah-26
126Goliath Strong89Austin-50Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
126Purple Rock Big Jerm89Brandon-1Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
129All about the hair88Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sifu-20
129Lildukky88Brando-9Julie-37Kellie-22Sifu-20
131ANAPAULARJ87Dee-49Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
131BadPlayer's Nu-BWB87Dee-49JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131Black Widow Brigade87Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos87Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22
131Team Yomi (@mason_laney_)87Austin-50Brando-9Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
1369 Toe Tusslers86Austin-50Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
136NoEyesInBlindfold86Jake-25Julie-37Sean-4Sifu-20
136StormofCuteness86Bruce-34Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139AubrysWinnersEdit85Bruce-34Jake-25Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139Forever126785Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Sifu-20
139She Died, Dude85Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kellie-22
139This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)85Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sean-4
143Bev mom83Emily-20Jake-25Kendra-18Sifu-20
143I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS)83Bruce-34Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
143Smuff It Jeff83Drew-31Emily-20JMaya-14Kendra-18
146ChitownSnakes82Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22Sean-4
146Dubious Rob82Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
146Erin‘s Empire82Jake-25JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
146Fairplay Boyz82Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
150BevFam Malory81Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kendra-18
150JgirlPlayz81Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Kaleb-17
152Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes)80JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
152r/Survivor80Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
154BatLeon's Late to the Game Team78Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
154Rimi78Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kendra-18
156alsoCatskillSurvivor77Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
156Dad77Austin-50Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
156Pancham Party 77Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Kendra-18
156Parade of Losers77Drew-31Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
156That’s tough 77Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
156The G.O.A.T77Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
156the sky is falling 77Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kaleb-17
156violina2377JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sifu-20
156Weenor 77Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14
165Madeintampa76Julie-37Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
166John’s ball sweat75Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
167Fransesqua74Brando-9Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
167JesseDidNothingWrong74Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
167John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John)74Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
167What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky)74Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
171Beebs73Austin-50Brandon-1Hannah-0Kellie-22
171DukeSilver73Austin-50Brandon-1Kendra-18Sean-4
173A Fucking Stick72Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sean-4
173Ms. Sweaterfan72Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
173Rubber Ducks in the Sun72Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
176BevFam Tae71Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0Kaleb-17
176Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1)71Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
178D&L70Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
179Chickennugget 69Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
179Dam blue pancake (Child of John)69Brando-9JMaya-14Katurah-26Sifu-20
179I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B)69Emily-20Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
179Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com69Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17Kendra-18
179Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes)69Drew-31JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
184AsherJiskool68Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
184BevFam Lynzi68Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0JMaya-14
184Buffalicious 68Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Sean-4
184gilbert grape68JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
184MalcolmIsMyCopilot68Emily-20Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
184The Tees Knees 68Brando-9Emily-20Kaleb-17Kellie-22
190Fuck You Brad Culpepper67Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4Sifu-20
191Friendchooser66Brando-9Drew-31Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
191Richard Hatch's Tax Returns66Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
193Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89)65Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
194BevFam Mom63Emily-20Hannah-0Jake-25Kendra-18
194RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17)63Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
194Rupert’s Tie-Dye63Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
194team long shot (@FayeNBlue)63JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
198SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com)62Emily-20Kendra-18Sean-4Sifu-20
199Rara 60Brando-9Drew-31JMaya-14Sabiyah-6
200Bro lo el Cordero58Brando-9Brandon-1Drew-31Kaleb-17
201Bergs0557Brando-9Emily-20Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
202The Dreaded Women's Alliance54Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
203Queenslayers to the Front53Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
204Jeff's Blue Shirt52Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4Sifu-20
205The Coconut Phones 50Brandon-1JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
206Davidthemailman 48Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
207Side Character47Brando-9JMaya-14Sean-4Sifu-20
207Yeltra47Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
209ry17dog46JMaya-14Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4
210Survivor BTeam44Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
211Its an Effing Llama43Hannah-0Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
212All hail, Carolyn our queen!42Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sean-4
212Ulong or Bust42JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
214BEHK39Brandon-1Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
215AmethystIsAPurpleRock37Brando-9Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
216Jeff's Dermatologist31Brandon-1Hannah-0Katurah-26Sean-4
217TheForRealDeal28Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
218Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee)22Brandon-1Hannah-0Kaleb-17Sean-4
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Champions League:

Yau-Man Forever takes the lead this week by a single point. The Ladder loses Brandon, which had to have seemed inevitable given that first episode. And tied for second is the trio of Mike Hirsch, Mark, and Forever1267.

Team
Pick 1
Pick 2
1Purple Rock Mark71Bruce34Julie37
2Mike Hirsch68Austin50Kendra18
3Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON)63Dee49JMaya14
4DesiSurvivor46Emily20Katurah26
5Carterfan35Drew31Sean4
6Forever126729Brando9Sifu20
7The Ladder26Jake25Brandon1
8Wife of John23Kaleb17Sabiyah6
9Carolyn Screams22Kellie22Hannah0

Other leagues

This week’s league spotlight falls on They Will Be Taken and Executed (which definitely sounds like a movie title). I always try to pick a rooting interest in these leagues, but this one has made it difficult for me. Someone who named their team Tanner is seemingly friends/acquaintances with two people who chose to name their teams Wiger’s Poopy Tooth and Lockhead Fartin. Now look, I am a man who is very fond of stupid humor. I have no idea of the series of events that led to someone creating a team named Wiger’s Poopy Tooth, but undoubtedly it’s a solid inside joke. Lockhead Fartin, however, is a joke for the outside world. Technically, the company’s name is Lockheed Martin, but I’m going to assume there’s a reason you changed the first word to Lockhead. Tanner presumably named their team after the people who tan animal hides. Which is fine, I guess, but does not inspire my rooting interest. Thus, my endorsement for this week goes to Lockhead Fartin, who stuck the landing on a very fun juvenile joke.

If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).