Survivor Fantasy League Scoreboard- Survivor 45 week 4

Ok, generative AI chatbot, time to do my work for me and update the fantasy standings.

This week’s AI-generated image: Jeff Probst, but his arm somehow turns into a torch? And either there’s a weird shadow or he’s growing some problematic facial hair.

Now let’s see how the AI chatbot described episode 4, with the additional instruction to “make it sound cool to a Gen Z audience”. Reader, I laughed:

What’s good, squad? The latest episode of Survivor 45 was straight up insane! Jeff Probst was on fire, dishing out three sick challenges. The immunity round had tribe members balancing on slippery logs and trying to knock down targets with sandbags. No cap, the fails were lit, especially when one dude took a sandbag to the face. Total L.

The voting strategy was off the chain too. The tribe was shook, but a tight-knit trio of Natalie, Peter, and Tyler united and yadda yadda, they pulled off a fire unanimous vote against Sarah, the leader of the other side. Savage.

But you know who was cool AF? Kat. This chilled-out queen caught a rat for dinner, no cap. Jackson, on the other hand, brought all the drama to camp. Dude was so paranoid, he actually tried to instigate a girl fight. But guess what? He got exposed and we’re all cringing at how dumb he looked.

Last but not least, we gotta give a shout-out to Sarah, who got blindsided but was all class in her exit. Her final speech was fierce as hell, and we stan a queen who holds her head high.

All in all, episode 4 was lit, fam. The challenges were fire, the voting was epic, and the characters were so extra. Can’t wait to see what drama goes down next week!

No cap! I really, really wished it had used “out of pocket”. If you have suggestions for additional instructions for the AI chatbot, put them in the comments section. If you suggest something stupid, funny, or weird enough I will definitely do it. (If you don’t have any such ideas, trust that I have plenty.)

34 people had Sean on their team. Meh.

Individual scoring table

Immunity points: 3 points to Bruce, Jake, Kaleb, Katurah, Kellie. 2 points to Austin, Brando, Drew, Emily, Kendra.

VTEP points: One point to JMaya, Julie, and Sifu.

Pick-4 League

I and 1 moves into a first place tie with Gabler Tony Sandwich this week. Diego, Maritimer, and Orangealfy are tied for sixth. Dezbot, DJ Cambodia, Mark, and Rogue Wall Enthusiast are all tied for 12th.

Team name
(sorted by rank)
Player 1
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4
1Purple Rock Mark159Austin-50Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26
2DJCambodia150Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
2Gabler Tony Sandwich150Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Sifu-20
4Dezbot's Best Worst Guess147Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
4Kaleb Always Wanted to be Red 147Austin-50Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17
6Yau-Man Forever (X: ATLANTAxFALCON)146Austin-50Dee-49Jake-25Kellie-22
7It's a Fucking Pick142Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26
8Tasmanian made141Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sifu-20
8The Buddy System141Austin-50Bruce-34Julie-37Sifu-20
10Maritimer139Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26
11i'm still in love with xander (falawful.bsky.social)138Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
11TeamSurvivorDesi138Austin-50Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
13KiKi134Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22
13Ricarson (twitter: @dbhorton24)134Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Katurah-26
13Torty’s Team134Bruce-34Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26
16Survivor Chops133Austin-50Dee-49JMaya-14Sifu-20
174StarBall132Bruce-34Dee-49Drew-31Kendra-18
17Doodle132Austin-50Bruce-34Katurah-26Kellie-22
19PaiMei131Bruce-34Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22
19Rogue Wall Enthusiast131Austin-50Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18
19Talkin' Llama131Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22
22Jeff's Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy)130Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Kellie-22
23MooreSurvivor129Austin-50Dee-49Katurah-26Sean-4
23Tit Whistle129Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22
25yeebie deebie128Austin-50Brando-9Dee-49Emily-20
26SKAD127Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
27Bryn126Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26
27Survivor CSRI126Austin-50Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17
29I believe in Michele Fitzgerald supremacy (@TrueAlainer)125Austin-50Dee-49Kellie-22Sean-4
30awaiting-aliens124Austin-50Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
31It's PARvati not HAvarti (@chicsyd)123Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
32Kikidee122Austin-50Brandon-1Dee-49Kellie-22
32Silent Tribe (@JHUNSBRO)122Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sifu-20
32Vuku122Austin-50Dee-49Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
35Bikini Proponent (i and 1)121Austin-50Drew-31JMaya-14Katurah-26
36Jocks Are Us120Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Attorneys R Us119Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
37Cousin Greg119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
37Delulusional 119Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kellie-22
37Mike Hirsch119Austin-50Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
37Muggle119Austin-50Brando-9Bruce-34Katurah-26
42All I want is good TV118Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
42Ash Ketchup (@adlihanif)118Dee-49Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
42Belo Average Team (prettyboyprobst)118Austin-50Emily-20Katurah-26Kellie-22
45@doctor_wu33117Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
46All the Fixins116Dee-49Julie-37Katurah-26Sean-4
46I'm Not Here to Make Friends116Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
46Jeffrey's mama116Dee-49Drew-31JMaya-14Kellie-22
46Martha Puth116Austin-50Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
46The Ladder116Bruce-34Jake-25Julie-37Sifu-20
51Diego's Dunderheads (Diego Armando)115Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Katurah-26
51Dig Doug 115Austin-50Bruce-34JMaya-14Kaleb-17
51Ninja Stealth Mode (X:hnnhptt2021)115Austin-50Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
51Sangmin115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Survivor Chicks115Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
51Whorse Girlz*115Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
51Will Strip for Peanut Butter115Dee-49Drew-31Kaleb-17Kendra-18
58Hard Things (NearlyNina)114Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
58Sorry For You (@jrbsu)114Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
60BeviFam JoJo113Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
60Don't Let Your Dreams be Dreams113Dee-49Emily-20Katurah-26Kendra-18
60Team Generic Whites113Drew-31Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37
63Generic Survivor Character Archetype112Austin-50Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
63Kristanxmarie112Dee-49Drew-31Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
65BostonRobFan4Ever111Bruce-34Dee-49Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
65orangealfy111Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kellie-22
65Random77111Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22
65WillBeAwesome111Austin-50Drew-31Katurah-26Sean-4
69Zelda will be fiiiine! (Child of John)110Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Katurah-26
70Big Boom109Austin-50Bruce-34Hannah-0Jake-25
70Chris Cross109Brando-9Bruce-34Dee-49Kaleb-17
72Break the Law108Emily-20Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26
72Secret Ninjas (Child of John)108Jake-25Julie-37Katurah-26Sifu-20
72Suck it up, Buttercup (Disqus: Winner)108Dee-49Drew-31Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
75****fuck******** (itsafuckingSTICK)107Bruce-34Dee-49Emily-20Sean-4
75bailey107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Bev Malory107Dee-49JMaya-14Katurah-26Kendra-18
75Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs (twitter: @ajkray)107Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22
75Scarlet Fever107Austin-50Jake-25JMaya-14Kendra-18
75Survivor 50: Ohio107Austin-50Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
75Time For Pudding107Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
82Bev Lynzi105Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14Julie-37
82Daddy Jeff 105Drew-31Emily-20Julie-37Kaleb-17
82The Cat’s Pajamas105Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
85Stick to the Plan104Austin-50Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86[Carolyn Screams]103Dee-49Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Evil Regals103Julie-37Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
86Replacant (Storms Husband)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86Thank You, Jeffrey (@Khallison94)103Austin-50Jake-25Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
86toneloke103Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Kendra-18
91Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!102Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Katurah-26
91Prom King102Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26
93Has a Face on It101Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Sifu-20
93Rex's mama101Austin-50Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17
95hornacek100Dee-49JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sifu-20
95Not-So-Super Fan100Austin-50Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
97AlisaShorty99Drew-31Jake-25Julie-37Sabiyah-6
97Fugees&Funyuns99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97Hatch Did Nothing Wrong (@zekethebeast.bsky.social)99Austin-50Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
97NeverGiveUpNeverSurrender-bassmanxvi99Drew-31Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
97Schmops Survivors99Austin-50Brandon-1Katurah-26Kellie-22
97Snsetblaze99Bruce-34Julie-37Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
97Stickin to the Plan99Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
97Survivor ATeam99Bruce-34Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
105Baby’s first survivor (@americanhie)98Dee-49Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
105Boston Rob and the Heartthrobs98Austin-50Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22
105Diamonds are Forever98Austin-50Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
105People's champion Luke Toki98Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kellie-22
109Stir the Pot, Ladies!97Julie-37Kellie-22Kendra-18Sifu-20
109Uncle Jeff97Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
111BevFam Dad96Bruce-34Drew-31JMaya-14Kaleb-17
111JaxoN.s.ReeveS96Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Kinda Cute Boyz96Bruce-34Jake-25Kaleb-17Sifu-20
111Lira201296Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
111Moxie’s Picks96Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Julie-37
111Panic (Todd City)96Brandon-1Dee-49Katurah-26Sifu-20
117Gauna12495Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
117Wife of John95Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
119Mai Tais and Pringles93Austin-50Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17
119Tdravesyaboi93Austin-50Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
121DukesDregs92Brandon-1Bruce-34Emily-20Julie-37
121Second Chance 2 Please: mattroiland17@gmail.com92Brandon-1Dee-49Jake-25Kaleb-17
123Bev Tae91Bruce-34Emily-20Kaleb-17Sifu-20
123I can get loud too wtf91Austin-50Brando-9Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
125Carolyn Smelling YamYam's Breath90Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
126Dog in a Bowl89Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20Katurah-26
126Goliath Strong89Austin-50Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
126Purple Rock Big Jerm89Brandon-1Dee-49Kaleb-17Kellie-22
129All about the hair88Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sifu-20
129Lildukky88Brando-9Julie-37Kellie-22Sifu-20
131ANAPAULARJ87Dee-49Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
131BadPlayer's Nu-BWB87Dee-49JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131Black Widow Brigade87Julie-37Katurah-26Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
131jeffpleasestopcastingweirdos87Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22
131Team Yomi (@mason_laney_)87Austin-50Brando-9Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
1369 Toe Tusslers86Austin-50Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
136NoEyesInBlindfold86Jake-25Julie-37Sean-4Sifu-20
136StormofCuteness86Bruce-34Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139AubrysWinnersEdit85Bruce-34Jake-25Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
139Forever126785Brando-9Drew-31Jake-25Sifu-20
139She Died, Dude85Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kellie-22
139This Challenge Is On (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)85Austin-50JMaya-14Kaleb-17Sean-4
143Bev mom83Emily-20Jake-25Kendra-18Sifu-20
143I Can't Drive 45!!! (ADS)83Bruce-34Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
143Smuff It Jeff83Drew-31Emily-20JMaya-14Kendra-18
146ChitownSnakes82Drew-31Jake-25Kellie-22Sean-4
146Dubious Rob82Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kellie-22
146Erin‘s Empire82Jake-25JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26
146Fairplay Boyz82Austin-50Brando-9Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
150BevFam Malory81Dee-49Hannah-0JMaya-14Kendra-18
150JgirlPlayz81Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Kaleb-17
152Can I have your jacket? (@bimtarthelmes)80JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
152r/Survivor80Drew-31Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
154BatLeon's Late to the Game Team78Brando-9Jake-25Katurah-26Kendra-18
154Rimi78Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kendra-18
156alsoCatskillSurvivor77Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sifu-20
156Dad77Austin-50Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
156Pancham Party 77Austin-50Brando-9Hannah-0Kendra-18
156Parade of Losers77Drew-31Jake-25Kaleb-17Sean-4
156That’s tough 77Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sifu-20
156The G.O.A.T77Bruce-34Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
156the sky is falling 77Brando-9Drew-31Emily-20Kaleb-17
156violina2377JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sifu-20
156Weenor 77Brando-9Bruce-34Emily-20JMaya-14
165Madeintampa76Julie-37Kaleb-17Kendra-18Sean-4
166John’s ball sweat75Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18
167Fransesqua74Brando-9Jake-25Kellie-22Kendra-18
167JesseDidNothingWrong74Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
167John (Husband of Wife of John, Father of Child of John)74Brando-9Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
167What's Going On? (4 Non Blondes) (S. Quirky)74Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
171Beebs73Austin-50Brandon-1Hannah-0Kellie-22
171DukeSilver73Austin-50Brandon-1Kendra-18Sean-4
173A Fucking Stick72Austin-50Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sean-4
173Ms. Sweaterfan72Katurah-26Kellie-22Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
173Rubber Ducks in the Sun72Jake-25Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
176BevFam Tae71Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0Kaleb-17
176Justice for Sonja (@buttibro1)71Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
178D&L70Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
179Chickennugget 69Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
179Dam blue pancake (Child of John)69Brando-9JMaya-14Katurah-26Sifu-20
179I'm An Office Manager, Definitely Not A Lawyer (Adam B)69Emily-20Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
179Parv should have 2 wins: automattic17@gmail.com69Brando-9Jake-25Kaleb-17Kendra-18
179Vlachosen ones (Jake Armes)69Drew-31JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6
184AsherJiskool68Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
184BevFam Lynzi68Bruce-34Emily-20Hannah-0JMaya-14
184Buffalicious 68Austin-50Hannah-0JMaya-14Sean-4
184gilbert grape68JMaya-14Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
184MalcolmIsMyCopilot68Emily-20Jake-25Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
184The Tees Knees 68Brando-9Emily-20Kaleb-17Kellie-22
190Fuck You Brad Culpepper67Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4Sifu-20
191Friendchooser66Brando-9Drew-31Sabiyah-6Sifu-20
191Richard Hatch's Tax Returns66Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Kellie-22
193Cirie’s biggest fan (@MSchlegel89)65Brandon-1Jake-25Kaleb-17Kellie-22
194BevFam Mom63Emily-20Hannah-0Jake-25Kendra-18
194RBsPlayas (@rbeezy17)63Brando-9Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
194Rupert’s Tie-Dye63Brando-9Drew-31Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
194team long shot (@FayeNBlue)63JMaya-14Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6
198SouljaBoyTellEm (hillhouseemily9@gmail.com)62Emily-20Kendra-18Sean-4Sifu-20
199Rara 60Brando-9Drew-31JMaya-14Sabiyah-6
200Bro lo el Cordero58Brando-9Brandon-1Drew-31Kaleb-17
201Bergs0557Brando-9Emily-20Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
202The Dreaded Women's Alliance54Hannah-0Katurah-26Kellie-22Sabiyah-6
203Queenslayers to the Front53Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sabiyah-6Sean-4
204Jeff's Blue Shirt52Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4Sifu-20
205The Coconut Phones 50Brandon-1JMaya-14Kaleb-17Kendra-18
206Davidthemailman 48Brandon-1Kaleb-17Katurah-26Sean-4
207Side Character47Brando-9JMaya-14Sean-4Sifu-20
207Yeltra47Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
209ry17dog46JMaya-14Kellie-22Sabiyah-6Sean-4
210Survivor BTeam44Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6
211Its an Effing Llama43Hannah-0Kaleb-17Kellie-22Sean-4
212All hail, Carolyn our queen!42Brandon-1Emily-20Kaleb-17Sean-4
212Ulong or Bust42JMaya-14Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
214BEHK39Brandon-1Emily-20Hannah-0Kendra-18
215AmethystIsAPurpleRock37Brando-9Kendra-18Sabiyah-6Sean-4
216Jeff's Dermatologist31Brandon-1Hannah-0Katurah-26Sean-4
217TheForRealDeal28Brandon-1Kaleb-17Sabiyah-6Sean-4
218Richard Hatch's Tax Returns (Disquis @joey_lee)22Brandon-1Hannah-0Kaleb-17Sean-4
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Champions League:

Mike Hirsch opens up a 3-point lead over Yau-Man Forever and Mark. Carterfan takes the L this week by losing Sean. No cap, fam.

Team
Pick 1
Pick 2
1Purple Rock Mark71Bruce34Julie37
2Mike Hirsch68Austin50Kendra18
3Yau-Man Forever (ATLANTAxFALCON)63Dee49JMaya14
4DesiSurvivor46Emily20Katurah26
5Carterfan35Drew31Sean4
6Forever126729Brando9Sifu20
7The Ladder26Jake25Brandon1
8Wife of John23Kaleb17Sabiyah6
9Carolyn Screams22Kellie22Hannah0

Other leagues

This week, I want to turn the spotlight on a 6-team league, Knack for 5. And I specifically want to do this because a person named Mark is 21 points behind the next-closest player. This is because the three players Mark selected were Hannah, Brandon, and Sean- the three lowest-scoring players this season. Honestly, I’m impressed. I need to know what Mark’s drafting strategy was. Is everyone in this group constantly clowning Mark? If not, you should be. Mark deserves it. Did you have a draft at all? Mark intentionally selected these three players? Has Mark ever seen this show before? I actually highlighted Mark’s score in that league, because it’s truly a feat.

If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).