Ok, let’s wrap this thing up. Who will get those coveted invitations to the Champions League next season?

Kyle was on 44 teams, which is about 20-25% of the league. So that’s not bad.

Individual scoring table

Individual immunity: 4 points to Kamilla and Kyle

VTEP points: 2 points to everyone but Mitch

Fire-making win: 2 points to Eva

Final tribal council votes: 10 points to Kyle, 4 points to Eva, 2 points to Joe

Pick-4 League

Lord Benrington Beuaregard Folderol the Third did indeed win the league this season, the only person with the entirety of the final four players (who happened to be the four highest-scoring players this season). Spouse of Adam B finishes an impressive third place. The Ladder sticks the landing and takes 4th place, just ahead of Friday Night Palsy. Kristanxmarie somehow made it all the way to 11th place with Kevin on her team, tied with a child of mine and the son-in-law of RWE. ADS comes in 15th, DJ Cambodia takes 18th, and Mark finishes in 19th. My other nepo baby finished in 22nd, one point behind Batleon.

Now for the fun stuff: BFF3D of course earns a Champions League invite. The Ladder does as well. A team named Canada Sucks finished in 9th place and provided an email address for contact purposes, so they’re in. A team named Idolisha finished in 10th but provided a Twitter account- a thing I specifically state not to do, because we’ve left the fascist site- so they’re not in. That means kristanxmarie and one of my children, who both finished in 11th place, will get the final two invites to Champions League. And, because I am someone who shows favortism, our alternates for next season will be Wife of Adam B (who finished third but is not a commenter), son-in-law of RWE (11th, and same), and ADS.

	Team name (sorted by rank)		Player 1	Player 2	Player 3	Player 4
1	Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!	192	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60
2	SurvivorSnarf3000	183	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kyle-60	Shauhin-29
3	Fly Birds Fly	178	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kyle-60	Mitch-24
4	The Ladder	171	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kyle-60
5	Friday Night Palsy	168	Charity-14	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kyle-60
6	ry17dog	165	Cedrek-11	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kyle-60
7	I got rice for the tribe	163	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
8	Ls Team	161	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Shauhin-29
9	Canada Sucks (j.hansen@huskers.unl.edu)	160	David-28	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38
10	Idolisha (@hotlikefireeee on twitter)	159	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60	Sai-11
11	Kristanxmarie	156	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Kyle-60
11	One pound child of John (child of John)	156	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Mary-24
11	RBs Playas (@@rbeezy17 - Disqus)	156	Charity-14	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60
11	San Juan Del Survivor	156	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Mitch-24
15	Placeholder Season 48 Team Name (ADS)	151	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
16	Evil Regals	149	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38
17	Boo ChatGPT	148	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60	Mitch-24	Star-26
18	DJCAMBODIA	147	David-28	Joe-50	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
18	Purple Rock Mark Guesses Randomly	147	Eva-44	Joe-50	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
20	RaRa	145	Joe-50	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Sai-11
21	Batleon Picks a Team (and promptly forgets about it)	144	Bianca-11	Eva-44	Kyle-60	Shauhin-29
22	Popular knapsack with many different locations (child of John)	143	Bianca-11	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38
23	Queen Carolyn's Winning Subjects	142	Eva-44	Joe-50	Mary-24	Mitch-24
24	Angelina's Jacket	141	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Thomas-9
25	Yau-Man Forever	140	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Shauhin-29
26	[Carolyn Screams]	139	Chrissy-17	David-28	Eva-44	Joe-50
27	Death from Above	137	Charity-14	Eva-44	Joe-50	Shauhin-29
28	Ms. Sweaterfan	136	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
28	Team Yomi (Disqus: AES7)	136	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
30	Koda’s Team	135	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Mitch-24
30	The Yul Kwon's	135	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Mary-24
32	A packet of tomato seeds (@mtrooster.bsky.social)	134	Eva-44	Joe-50	Justin-2	Kamilla-38
33	Joe the goat	132	Charity-14	Eva-44	Joe-50	Mary-24
33	OfJohn	132	Eva-44	Joe-50	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
35	Dirt Squirrel	131	David-28	Eva-44	Joe-50	Thomas-9
36	Losergirl201	129	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Mitch-24
36	Mincraft is bbbooorrriiinnnggg	129	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Justin-2	Kyle-60
36	Stick to the Plan (actual STTP)	129	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Kyle-60
36	Stick your hand in a fan	129	Charity-14	Chrissy-17	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60
40	Bev Dante	128	Eva-44	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Stephanie-0
41	AlisaShorty	127	Eva-44	Joe-50	Mitch-24	Thomas-9
41	Dog in a Bowl	127	Charity-14	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
43	Charles (@disqus_tdbb0wKbzt)	126	Bianca-11	Kyle-60	Shauhin-29	Star-26
43	Island Fever	126	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
45	Boston Ferdinand	125	Eva-44	Joe-50	Justin-2	Shauhin-29
45	Fans R Us	125	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
45	Mincraft is fun	125	David-28	Eva-44	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
45	Paimei	125	David-28	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Thomas-9
49	Bev Lynzi	124	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Sai-11	Shauhin-29
49	Bev Mom	124	Cedrek-11	Eva-44	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
49	Rtown	124	Bianca-11	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
52	Bev Tae	123	Cedrek-11	Joe-50	Justin-2	Kyle-60
52	nullpointerintime	123	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Mary-24
54	RedShadow20 The Spy Shacks	121	Joe-50	Justin-2	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
55	AirSignApologist	120	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
55	Fransesqua	120	Eva-44	Joe-50	Justin-2	Mitch-24
55	Lesbian Instincts … got me a WIFE! (bluesky: writingwoodard)	120	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Mary-24
55	Marcy’s Survivor Madness	120	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Thomas-9
55	ohwayohwayohwayyuhhh	120	Charity-14	Eva-44	Justin-2	Kyle-60
60	awaiting-aliens	119	Cedrek-11	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Star-26
60	Davidthemailman	119	David-28	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Thomas-9
60	DJCAMBODIA	119	Joe-50	Kyle-60	Stephanie-0	Thomas-9
60	Hella Bay Area (ADS unofficial)	119	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
60	Muggle	119	Charity-14	Joe-50	Shauhin-29	Star-26
65	Ricarson's Squad	118	Cedrek-11	David-28	Joe-50	Shauhin-29
65	violina23	118	Chrissy-17	David-28	Eva-44	Shauhin-29
67	Pirates_spiel	117	Chrissy-17	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60
67	Tit Whistle	117	Charity-14	Joe-50	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
69	30 (Base 16) On the Rocks - bassmanxvi	116	Bianca-11	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Kamilla-38
69	Forever1267	116	David-28	Joe-50	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
69	goats on astroturf (@falawful)	116	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Shauhin-29	Star-26
69	Talkin' Llama	116	Bianca-11	Chrissy-17	David-28	Kyle-60
73	Let’s Let the Stars Go	115	Eva-44	Justin-2	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
73	Matt's Team	115	Eva-44	Kevin-2	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
73	Suck it up, buttercup (Disqus: Winner)	115	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Mitch-24	Thomas-9
76	BostonRob4EVERFan	114	Charity-14	Joe-50	Mary-24	Star-26
76	MarkTeam	114	Bianca-11	Charity-14	Kyle-60	Shauhin-29
76	NoEyesInBlindfold	114	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Mitch-24	Shauhin-29
79	Ainslee tries pick-4	113	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Justin-2
79	Bitches LOVE Twists (NearlyNina)	113	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Joe-50	Kevin-2
79	clapping for Andy opening a coconut (@TrueAlainer)	113	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
82	Buffies	112	Joe-50	Mary-24	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
83	Trader Jeff’s	111	Charity-14	Eva-44	Mitch-24	Shauhin-29
84	Kiki	110	Bianca-11	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Kamilla-38
85	Cute Boyz	109	David-28	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
85	Meat Tray	109	David-28	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
85	SteveevetS27	109	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Kyle-60	Thomas-9
88	Jtown	108	Charity-14	Eva-44	Mitch-24	Star-26
88	Mischief Cait	108	Eva-44	Shauhin-29	Star-26	Thomas-9
88	Natalie's Napalm	108	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Mary-24
91	@doctor_wu33	107	Bianca-11	Eva-44	Joe-50	Justin-2
91	bail	107	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2
91	Pizza Pizza	107	Chrissy-17	David-28	Kevin-2	Kyle-60
94	The T’s Knees	106	David-28	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Star-26
95	Natalie Cole’s Jacket	105	Charity-14	Kevin-2	Kyle-60	Shauhin-29
95	S.Quirky's Yeah, Nahs	105	Joe-50	Justin-2	Mitch-24	Shauhin-29
95	Storms husband	105	Joe-50	Justin-2	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
95	toneloke	105	Eva-44	Joe-50	Justin-2	Thomas-9
95	Wuhuhwuh	105	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
100	AubrysWinnersEdit	104	Bianca-11	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Thomas-9
100	Certified Flipper (i and 1)	104	Cedrek-11	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Thomas-9
100	Purple Rock Big Jerm	104	Bianca-11	Charity-14	Joe-50	Shauhin-29
100	XxcastawaytelevisionproductionsxX	104	David-28	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Mary-24
104	Prom King	103	David-28	Eva-44	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
105	Bev JoJo	102	Bianca-11	Kamilla-38	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
105	Coochie Critters	102	Chrissy-17	Joe-50	Mitch-24	Sai-11
105	Fuck You Brad Culpepper	102	Cedrek-11	Eva-44	Kamilla-38	Thomas-9
105	Richard Hatch's Tax Returns	102	Bianca-11	Kamilla-38	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
109	4StarBall	101	Bianca-11	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2
109	Aardvarks of Anarchy (Rogue Wall Enthusiast)	101	Cedrek-11	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Shauhin-29
109	BatLeon Picks the Least Popular Picks	101	Cedrek-11	David-28	Kamilla-38	Mitch-24
112	AnotherNat	100	David-28	Eva-44	Justin-2	Star-26
112	Something as simple as a crack pipe (John)	100	Kamilla-38	Mitch-24	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
114	3-Way Tie for Last	99	Cedrek-11	Kamilla-38	Mitch-24	Star-26
114	biggggg mistake, HUGE	99	Bianca-11	Joe-50	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
114	Ready Or Not	99	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Thomas-9
114	Shot in the DaaaarrrK	99	Kamilla-38	Mitch-24	Sai-11	Star-26
114	this time, here for the beefcakes	99	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
114	What’s This All Aboot (Mike Hirsch)	99	Joe-50	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Thomas-9
120	A Fucking Stick	98	Bianca-11	Charity-14	Eva-44	Shauhin-29
121	Ms. Sweaterfan	97	Joe-50	Kamilla-38	Stephanie-0	Thomas-9
122	48 Minutes Or Less (TheForRealDeal)	96	Bianca-11	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Mary-24
122	Matt's Team (Twitter: @MattieIsHungry)	96	Eva-44	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Star-26
122	Senninha's Seeds	96	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Mary-24	Sai-11
125	js cookies	95	Justin-2	Kyle-60	Mary-24	Thomas-9
125	Matsing	95	Eva-44	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Sai-11
127	Has A Face On It	94	Eva-44	Mary-24	Star-26	Stephanie-0
127	Jonsey Rulez	94	Joe-50	Mary-24	Sai-11	Thomas-9
129	CCKK Wins All Dayay- violina23 / bassmanxvi's oldest	93	Charity-14	Chrissy-17	Kevin-2	Kyle-60
129	Whorse Girlz	93	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
131	Ricarson's Clique	92	Cedrek-11	David-28	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
131	Super cute lego kitties (child of John)	92	David-28	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Mary-24
133	CA-Bromance	90	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
133	Lukas	90	Bianca-11	Cedrek-11	Eva-44	Mitch-24
135	hornacek	89	Cedrek-11	Kamilla-38	Sai-11	Shauhin-29
136	Side Character	88	Bianca-11	Eva-44	Mitch-24	Thomas-9
137	Copper Jalapeno	87	Bianca-11	Kamilla-38	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
138	Claire Bear (clairesquishie on BlueSky)	86	Chrissy-17	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Shauhin-29
138	Lily Villians	86	Charity-14	Eva-44	Kevin-2	Star-26
138	Mai Tais and Pringles	86	Eva-44	Kevin-2	Sai-11	Shauhin-29
138	Team Hotness	86	Bianca-11	Charity-14	Chrissy-17	Eva-44
142	Kikidee	85	Joe-50	Justin-2	Mary-24	Thomas-9
143	Bev JoJo 2	84	Bianca-11	Kamilla-38	Mary-24	Sai-11
143	I came to win a million hearts	84	Charity-14	Eva-44	Justin-2	Mary-24
143	Very Well Named Team (nootaloo)	84	Cedrek-11	Kamilla-38	Star-26	Thomas-9
143	WW Probst Probers	84	Eva-44	Justin-2	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
147	cowboy hat jeff	82	Bianca-11	Kamilla-38	Mary-24	Thomas-9
148	I hope you all get bit by a freakin crocodile	80	Cedrek-11	Kyle-60	Stephanie-0	Thomas-9
148	Joes Japan Jpicks (anaphor)	80	Charity-14	David-28	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
148	Players from Raro Tribe	80	Cedrek-11	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
148	Tribez R Us	80	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Sai-11	Shauhin-29
148	Wednesday Night is Girls Night	80	Bianca-11	Charity-14	Eva-44	Sai-11
153	and how does that resonate with you? (rd 2)	79	Chrissy-17	Mary-24	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
153	Diamonds are Forever	79	Eva-44	Justin-2	Mitch-24	Thomas-9
153	Oops All Libras	79	Mary-24	Shauhin-29	Star-26	Stephanie-0
153	Saturday Night Palsy	79	Eva-44	Kevin-2	Mitch-24	Thomas-9
153	Winner Winner Chicken Dinner	79	Charity-14	Chrissy-17	Mary-24	Mitch-24
158	Rupert4 Eva!	78	Bianca-11	Charity-14	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
159	Dubious Rob	77	Charity-14	David-28	Star-26	Thomas-9
159	Smuff it	77	Bianca-11	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Star-26
161	Kristanxmarie	76	Charity-14	Kevin-2	Kyle-60	Stephanie-0
161	The Leftovers	76	Cedrek-11	David-28	Sai-11	Star-26
163	It’s getting the best of me	75	Cedrek-11	Charity-14	Joe-50	Stephanie-0
163	Make Me Care (Diego Armando)	75	Bianca-11	Shauhin-29	Star-26	Thomas-9
165	“Fear Keeps People Loyal” (hnnhptt)	74	Bianca-11	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Sai-11
166	Bro lo el Cordero	73	Bianca-11	Mary-24	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
166	Jeff Writes Boston Rob Fanfiction (Sam)	73	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Thomas-9
166	Stoney Baloney	73	Bianca-11	Mitch-24	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
166	Too many confessionals	73	Mary-24	Sai-11	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
170	Cousin Greg	72	Cedrek-11	Mitch-24	Sai-11	Star-26
170	Thank You, Jeffrey	72	Chrissy-17	Eva-44	Justin-2	Thomas-9
170	Where Bad Things Happen (@adam b)	72	Bianca-11	Joe-50	Justin-2	Thomas-9
173	Sweetest caramel!	71	Charity-14	Mary-24	Mitch-24	Thomas-9
174	Spy Shack Special Agents	70	Bianca-11	David-28	Justin-2	Shauhin-29
175	Casey Pecker	69	Charity-14	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
176	Maritimer	66	Charity-14	Joe-50	Kevin-2	Stephanie-0
176	orangealfy	66	Bianca-11	Kevin-2	Mitch-24	Shauhin-29
176	Wilson’s DAWGS	66	Eva-44	Justin-2	Sai-11	Thomas-9
179	Dig Doug	63	Cedrek-11	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Star-26
179	Idol Hands (mjasco92@gmail.com)	63	Charity-14	Sai-11	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
179	TheRealJeffProbst (IG- pennbartholomew)	63	Bianca-11	Cedrek-11	Chrissy-17	Mary-24
182	Never Not Fiji	62	Charity-14	Chrissy-17	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
183	Lira2012	60	Bianca-11	Kamilla-38	Kevin-2	Thomas-9
183	meatball man	60	Cedrek-11	Justin-2	Kamilla-38	Thomas-9
185	Carolyn in the Turret (@fayeblue)	57	Justin-2	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Shauhin-29
185	Dezbot's Best Worst Guess (dezbot@gmail)	57	Charity-14	Chrissy-17	Kevin-2	Mary-24
185	Parade of Losers	57	Bianca-11	Cedrek-11	Mitch-24	Sai-11
188	The Tee’s Knees	56	David-28	Kevin-2	Star-26	Stephanie-0
189	Rustle Feathers	55	Justin-2	Mary-24	Shauhin-29	Stephanie-0
190	Jake Armes	52	Chrissy-17	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Thomas-9
191	Can I have your jacket?	51	Bianca-11	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29	Thomas-9
192	BadPlayers	50	Bianca-11	David-28	Kevin-2	Thomas-9
192	Jeff’s Blue Shirts (twt: @gribbzy)	50	Bianca-11	David-28	Justin-2	Thomas-9
194	Toddwood Committee	48	Cedrek-11	Chrissy-17	Sai-11	Thomas-9
195	Five New Friends (itsafuckingSTICK)	47	Charity-14	Justin-2	Kevin-2	Shauhin-29
195	Team generic whites	47	Chrissy-17	David-28	Justin-2	Stephanie-0
197	Rupert's Flooded Basement	46	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Sai-11	Thomas-9
197	StormofCuteness	46	Bianca-11	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Thomas-9
197	The Radio City Music Hall Sockettes (confusedbysocks blue sky)	46	Bianca-11	Justin-2	Mary-24	Thomas-9
200	The Buddy System	45	Charity-14	Justin-2	Shauhin-29	Stephanie-0
201	AhaCatskillSurvivor	41	David-28	Justin-2	Kevin-2	Thomas-9
202	People's champion Luke Toki	39	Bianca-11	Chrissy-17	Kevin-2	Thomas-9
203	Dig Doug	37	Cedrek-11	Kevin-2	Mary-24	Stephanie-0
204	Team sopholomew	30	Chrissy-17	Justin-2	Kevin-2	Thomas-9
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Champions League:

Anaphor is our champion, but only by a narrow 3-point margin. DJ Cambodia finishes very nicely thanks to Kyle’s win, coming in second place. Stick to the Plan finishes in third, and Bassmanxvi snags the final automatic qualifying spot for next season’s league after Prom King lost Mitch and couldn’t close the gap. I’ll message our four returnees right around the time of the cast announcement for next season (note: that’s season 49’s cast announcement, which will be coming much later than season 50’s announcement).

	Team		Pick 1		Pick 2
1	anaphor	72	David	28	Eva	44
2	DJ Cambodia	69	Kyle	60	Thomas	9
3	Stick to the Plan	61	Joe	50	Cedrek	11
4	Bassmanxvi	55	Chrissy	17	Kamilla	38
5	It's a Fucking Stick	40	Shauhin	29	Sai	11
6	Prom King	38	Charity	14	Mitch	24
7	True Alainer	28	Star	26	Kevin	2
8	TheForRealDeal	24	Mary	24	Stephanie	0
9	toneloke	13	Bianca	11	Justin	2

Other leagues

A quick run through some results here:

• Charles ends up narrowly edging out Ainslee in their 3-team league. Congrats, Charles!
• Pick-4 winner BFF3D also wins his 3-team league in dominant fashion
• The ultimate Applebee’s champion is Bourbon Street Mushroom and Swiss Burger
• Megan beats Virginia by 3 points to claim their 3-team championship
• Lagi beats Civa by just 3 points to win that 3-team championship. Wow, a lot of close ones this season!
• Goats on astroturf nearly tripled the points of Jeff’s Blue Shirts in their 1-on-1 league
• Green Pharm slaughtered Ricarson in their 1-on-1 league
• Something Quirky wins the 4-team league over Ricarson, Dezbot, and i and 1
• Kyle had the most vibe tribe in the Vibe Tribe league
• Claire Matt obliterated the competition in their 4-team league, beating kinkster Mess Dom by nearly 100 points
• The Cat beats Gigi to take the crown in their league
• Kourtney sashays their way to a win in RuPaul’s Drag League
• Ryan takes the crown in the furry league
• Charles also wins the 5-team league. Absolutely stellar performance by Charles this season.
• Mike White truther wins the Mary Fan Club league, and is thus presumably the biggest Virgin Mary fan (suck it, new Pope!)
• Beth’s Parents beat Tyler’s Parents in the league of Carolyn Screams family members
• Ellie wins the “We can play fantasy too…WTF” league
• Lisa presumably wins one dollar and/or four spoonfuls of rice as a fantasy league reward
• And Sophie absolutely smoked the field in their 6-team league

Congrats to all of you who won, and a humiliating “better luck next season” to those who didn’t. You can find your results on the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).