We’ve finally gotten through the chaotic madness of the first two weeks of the fantasy league, so now I can tell you how you’re doing.

We should definitely talk about what’s going on with that trophy in the comments, but for now…

Kevin is gone, having scored just 2 points. However, that’s 2 points more than Stephanie, who is still on 13 teams.

Individual scoring table

Immunity points: 3 points to Charity, Chrissy, David, Kamilla, Kyle, and Mitch. 2 points to Bianca, Eve, Joe, Shauhin, Star, and Thomas.

Idol find: 3 points to Kyle.

VTEP points: One point to Cedrek, Justin, and Sai.

Pick-4 League

Some guy named Charles is in first place. Holy shit, what if that’s Charles of Sam, Ainslee and Charles? It’s probably not. DJ Cambodia and Sweaterfan are tied for second along with MarkTeam, which I don’t think is Mark’s team but still made me laugh. Batleon and Diego are top ten this week. Beniffer Folderol Fan in 3D, the always thirsty forever1267, Muggle, ADS, The Ladder, (the unauthorized and unaffiliated) Purple Rock Big Jerm, and an SNP knock-off named Friday Night Palsy all made the top 20.

Champions League:

The Fucking Stick was correct in the comments last week, as the lead has now been ceded to DJ Cambodia. True Alainer loses Kevin, which is going to put a lot of pressure on Star to rack up some points.

But perhaps most importantly, we’ve got a situation developing here. I don’t want to jinx it, but it’s possible that a treasured fantasy league record that we thought would never be matched might, in fact, be matched this season. If TheForRealDeal happens to lose Mary before Mary scores a single point, that will tie bassmanxvi’s truly incredible zero-point season. There are some seasons where we don’t even have two players score zero points, so to have them both on the same team is an impressive accomplishment. Good luck to you, TheForRealDeal. It would be even more amazing because bassmanxvi is back in the fantasy league this season to potentially witness a changing of the guard.

Other leagues

Longtime “in other leagues” darlings Charles, Ainslee, and Sam have each selected Cedrek for their teams this season. I don’t know what to make of that. I didn’t watch and preseason press, so it’s entirely possible he was super magnetic and interesting and cool. Cedrek on the show so far is…not that. Regardless, Charles is out to the early lead here. And if Charles is actually that same person who is in the pick-4 league, everything is truly coming up Charles.

If you would still like to make one of those leagues, you can do so now. You can find the pages for those leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).

John

John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He can get loud too, what the fuck!

Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia