Only one player eliminated? That’s a third of what they gave us last week! This shrinkflation is out of control.

Dee had 22 points, which is not a bad total for a first juror.

Individual scoring table

Team reward: 1 point to Christian, Dee, Devens, Emily, Joe, Ozzy, Stephenie

Individual immunity: 4 points to Ozzy.

VTEP points: Two points to everyone who isn’t Dee or Tiffany.

Pick-4 League

Sketti Legs is still in first. Orangealfy is still in second. Prom King, Mark, and Bassman are tied for 4th. Stick to the Plan is 9th. Dog in a Bowl is tied with AubrysWinnersEdit (who is…not?…Dog in a Bowl? And also hilariously didn’t pick Aubry) for 12th. Some long-time vets are tied for 16th: PaiMei, JerseyLuck, Evil Regals, and Lira2012.

Champions League:

This race is as tight as the NBA Eastern Conference playoff seeding right now. Child of B/V is still first, just one point ahead of Carterfan- though Carterfan has now lost Dee. The Ladder is just two points out of the lead in third place. And a three-way (hot) tie for 4th this week between Stick to the Plan, RBs Playas, and Mike Hirsch, who are all just three points out of first place.

Other leagues

The 6-team leagues abound this season. So this week, let’s focus on a league named…oh no. Rizo’s jizzloads the sequel? Why? What did I do to deserve this? Although this does remind me that former NYC mayor Eric Adams is, like Rizo, an Albanian now. That’s exciting for him. I hope he’s able to successfully flee any form of consequence for criminal behavior, because that’s what this country is all about lately. Anyway,  Survivor fantasy league discussion! Tommy Jason is in this league, which sounds like the name auto-generated by a sports game: “Tommy Jason has signed with your team. He’s got a 78 overall rating.” Unfortunately, the Tommy Jason in this fantasy Survivor league is on the struggle bus, with just one active player remaining and a 23-point deficit to overcome just to get out of last place. Aramis Mike, which is definitely the name of a cologne, sits in first place at the moment. But just behind Aramis Mike is the team that was destined to gain my rooting interest: Gavin Dom Sam (Team Slutpop). In my head, Gavin is an excellent Dom and Sam is very submissively happy. Perhaps they even listen to slutpop during their sessions? It sounds adorable, and I’m invested in their success.

You can find the pages for all our other leagues here (there are multiple tabs for these, depending on the size of the group).

John

John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty sure it’s just a fucking stick.

Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia, Winners at War