Survivor: Ghost Island Bonus Content Roundup – Week 6

Taako From Teevhii shares the best bonus scenes from the previous episode of Survivor: Vampire Cape.

This Week In Secret Scenes

”I’m Just Enjoying This, Y’all”

Large piece of meat? Hoooney. Owning the meat market? Hoooooneeey. Savoring the bones? HoOoOoOoOoOnEeEeEeEey.

Ok, now I’m done.

There’s not much meat on these Secret Scenes bones (sorry), nothing for us to really chew on (sorry again). This clip is pretty undercooked (so sorry), and while that’s not always rare for Secret Scenes (not sorry about that one tho), I’m left wishing we had gotten some time on another beach.

Ok, now I’m done. But admit it; those steak puns were well-written.

I want to whinge about three things though:
(1) Chelsea, the Venn diagram of “People Who Love Steak” and “People Who Eat Steak” is a circle. Ya basic.
(2) Did production really make them gnaw into their steaks in order to eat it? It’s better than a half cup of rice and some coconut, but you’re literally ruining the steak when you eat it like a coyote eating a deer carcass.
(3) Libby, don’t toss your bones in the ocean! Make a broth! Cook your rice with that! You’re wasting its flavor!

Also, for anyone who was wondering if the Secret Scenes could spoil the winner for us, here’s your answer.

This Week In Confessionals

”Is This The Right Move?”

Where ???? has ???? this ???? Chelsea ???? been ???? all ???? game?

Chelsea’s giving us her reads of the Naviti social dynamics and how she plans to further herself based on those dynamics. She recognizes that she can boot Bradley now and not mess up her post-merge chances (they’re actually improved), whereas if she waits until after the merge, it becomes much harder to break from Naviti and vote off Bradley. So she, as we say that every Survivor player should do, gets to getting before she gets got. Solid breakdown all around by Chelsea. It’s a shame that she had to continue getting purpled for the sake of this episode’s narrative tension.

Quick Hits

Wendell knows that his immunity idol is inordinately immense.

Bradley provides a terrific example of dramatic irony.

Bradley is just a people-person who wants everyone to get along.

Wait, Is That Really It This Week?

Yup. Head on back to camp, got nothing else for ya.