Two episodes to predict this week. Given this season, I’m sure it’ll be the most exciting possible outcomes.

 

Reader Predictions

Who do you think will go home?

Staff Predictions

Andy

The show has been working pretty hard to make us think that the seven is super tight and will never break… which is a good way to keep us thinking that they’ll totally break. But they won’t. Don’t buy it. They’re tricking you. They want you to keep watching their TV show. And frankly, they only have to trick you for one more week, because the Pagonging ends in a tidy back-to-back episode night.

Mike goes first when Joe plays his re-hidden idol, and the majority 7 somehow manage to not fuck up the vote split. Or, you know what, they do but Mike and Joe were voting for each other anyway. Whatever. Then they all vote out Joe.

John

If the main alliance turns on itself, I’m going to hope they get rid of JP. After all, no one would notice. Once he’s gone, the main alliance will unite to get Joe out — probably in the stupidest way possible, like voting for Ryan and having him play his idol so they can get out Joe in some nonsensical split vote. But let’s be real: If this season is determined to keep being bad, the Pagonging goes to the bitter end, and Mike and Joe are next.

Emma

Because John and Andy went the opposite way, I’m saying Joe goes home first. After all, if Andy is guaranteed to miss Joe’s boot after constantly predicting him, I should pick the time he doesn’t think Joe will go home right? And then because it would be nice for something moderately interesting to happen, I’ll say people turn on Ben next.

Matt

I don’t freaking know.

I think we see a shakeup this week, but I am hesitant to predict Ben (who I think is gonna see a lot of backlash), so I’m gonna chart a weird middle path and say Ashley goes first. She attacks Ben, and he and Lauren arrange for her to go home. And then because why not, they throw in JP afterwards because JP feels like a boot in a double boot episode

Mark

Double the episodes, double the fun? (Although, can you multiple zero by itself?) One thing I won’t do: predict Joe. There’s been so much chatter about the alliance of 7 being good to go that something has to give. And that something could be Ashley being a bit too vocal about Joe or someone else she doesn’t like. Chrissy, having gone one vote voting out a guy, returns to her previous strategy and ousts her fellow Hero. Then they get Mike for pulling that shit last week.

	Andy	John	Emma	Matt	Mark	Readers
First Out	Katrina	Chrissy	Katrina	Katrina	Katrina	Katrina
Second Out	Simone	Patrick	Lauren	Ali	Lauren	Lauren
Third Out	Lauren	Lauren	Patrick	Patrick	Lauren	Lauren
Fourth Out	Joe	Jessica	Joe	Joe	Cole	Joe
Fifth Out	Roark	Roark	Roark	Roark	Roark	Roark
Sixth Out	Ali	JP	JP	Ali	Chrissy	Ali
Seventh Out	Cole	JP	Desi	Cole	Cole	Cole
Eighth Out	Joe	Joe	Desi	Desi	Joe	Joe
Ninth Out	Joe	Cole	JP	Joe	Joe	Joe
Tenth Boot	Mike	JP	Joe	Ashley	Ashley
Eleventh Boot	Joe	Joe	Ben	JP	Mike
Score