Scoreboard time! Let’s all stand in awe of the winners. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty sure [...]

Welcome to The Sanctuary, where predictable things happen. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty sure it’s just [...]

I heard that the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast has the inside scoop on a conspiracy about how Sophie was actually the third pregaming [...]

I’m starting to suspect that you’re all just here to look at your fantasy scores, and you aren’t even interested in my sales [...]

I’m starting to suspect that you’re all just here to look at your fantasy scores, and you aren’t even interested in my sales [...]

You all just keep accumulating points, as though they are blackheads you can add to your jar. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

In the spirit of caving in, I present this fantasy update brought to you by my lack of principles. JohnJohn is the co-host [...]

If I could award Sage one point for every blackhead she keeps in her blackhead jar, I would do that. JohnJohn is the [...]

The problem you’re having is that you keep watching hoping for something interesting to happen. You’re such a casual. Real fans know boring [...]

The tribes get all swapped around, and a giant plane filled with poo dumps all over the scoreboard. JohnJohn is the co-host of [...]

Hey, did you guys know season 50 is next season? That’s a fun thing to think about. JohnJohn is the co-host of the [...]

Your teams are locked in now, and it’s time for the regrets to begin. JohnJohn is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor [...]