You have questions. I understand.
“This isn’t about Survivor!”
Correct.
“Most Survivors can’t even spell!”
Also true.
“You promised questions. Is there a question or…?”
That one was kind of a question. And it also referenced Survivor. Look at that, full circle.
Anyway, now I have two questions for you:
Is root “eu-” meaning good? Is root “-onym” meaning name? Then let’s watch these kids kill the bee, y’all!
You can find the semifinals of the bee on ION at 8 p.m. Wednesday. The finals are also on ION (who better do a decent job with them this year) at 8 p.m. on Thursday. Good luck to all the contestants, but especially to whichever one I pick in the first round of the finals as my rooting interest.
John is the co-host of the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast. He’s pretty sure it’s just a fucking stick.
Favorite seasons: Heroes vs. Villains, Cagayan, Pearl Islands, Tocantins, Cambodia, Winners at War