Purple Rock Matt’s Weekly PWAWWAWP

You may have heard that we have decided to eliminate the Predictions post and won’t be predicting week to week boots. This is all true. The fact is, we were just too good at it. It ceased to be fun.  Instead I will be predicting who will win the season every week. I call it Matt’s Premature Winners At War Wildly Ambitious Winner’s Prognostication. Or Matt’s PWAWWAWP. Catchy, no? Let’s dive into this episode.

We are nearing the end of the season. Just two more weeks. The PWAWWAWP has of course been flawless thus far. But with only 7 Survivor left in the game I felt that it was time to take a step back and analyze everyone who remains.

So first, let’s start with the two people who have been driving so much of the post-merge action, Tony and Sarah.

Tony and Sarah have been… hey get out of here Nick! We aren’t talking about you yet! Ugh, fine. Let’s just move on to someone else.  Ok let’s talk about how Jeremy and Ben’s fractured relationship have driven so much of the scrambling lately.

Their hate-hate dynamic is making an alliance difficult to assemble and because of that… goddammit seriously Nick? Can I please just discuss Jeremy and Ben in peace? No? Fine!

Look Michele and Denise are playing too.

Both are trying to survive while on the outs, but… OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!! NICK!!!

Fine, fine, fine. If you really want to discuss yourself, I will talk about you Nick.

That’s it. I give up.

But what do you think loyal readers? Tony was obviously last week’s MVP again. Who ya got this week? (Also all credit goes to Brad for helping out with the images this week).

Who is Your Week 12 WAW MVP?

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